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HI my names well you've seen in case u havent im narutoexperto1. thats about it for know see ya. not really y-you know wat i mean.

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Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 371,873 - Reviews: 4621 - Favs: 5,836 - Follows: 5,818 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 5/19/2014
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,600 - Reviews: 7073 - Favs: 14,164 - Follows: 16,195 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Extraordinary Times by Kenchi618 reviews
The life of a young mutant is perilous enough on its own. Follow the experiences of a student entering the hallowed halls of the Xavier Institute for Higher Learning, learning just what it takes and what it means to count himself as one of a race that is feared and targeted by many. Welcome to the X-Men, Bellamy Marcher - Hope you survive the experience.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 346,082 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 2,803 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 4/1/2016 - OC
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 386,811 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 4,612 - Follows: 4,613 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 177,124 - Reviews: 4123 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 2/13/2008
Hope Springs Eternal: A Subterranean Romance by Quantum Witch reviews
(1999) Disney's "Hercules" sequel - In which Hades' kingdom is in danger, an immortal witch wants control, the Fates predict a miracle, and Hades falls flaming-head-over-smoking-heels in love. The usual stuff of myth. [SEE PROFILE PAGE FOR LINK TO ILLUSTRATED VERSION]
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,319 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hades - Complete
In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Yoda
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 1,011,175 - Reviews: 9432 - Favs: 13,313 - Follows: 12,531 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 151 - Words: 716,431 - Reviews: 23533 - Favs: 16,785 - Follows: 16,716 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., OC
The Strength of a Horse by muishiki reviews
Life doesn't quite work out like we hoped. For Ranma, he's a warrior without any wars. For Anko, a Jonin stuck in limbo. When you ride your horse for 1,000 li, you learn about its strength. Ranma 1/2 Naruto Xover. Ranma/Anko Mitarashi. Complete. Epilogue possible.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 92,724 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ranma, Anko M. - Complete
Pottery Shards by Lucinda reviews
A collection of fragments and scenes set in the Harry Potter universe, and will contain assorted main characters and pairings. These may or may not develop into longer stories. Unless otherwise noted, each chapter is a separate story shard.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,348 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 1/14/2010
Kurosaki Ichigo: Seireitei Gigolo by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU. After defeating Aizen, Ichigo decides he needs to find a job. Urahara and Yoruichi, unsurprisingly, have a suggestion or two...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,910 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Ichigo K., Ikumi U.
Stepping On Worm by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Worm is a grimdark superhero universe where anything that can go wrong, will. It's nasty, and would require whole books to adequately describe how screwed up it is. But even appearing there with no powers, it is still possible to fix that mess. So, appear penniless and powerless in that environment.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,771 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 7/4/2015
The Black Prince by cxjenious reviews
He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,771 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 8,579 - Follows: 9,783 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 3/7/2015
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11876 - Favs: 5,401 - Follows: 4,428 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
Hi Deth Tartarus Vision by Quantum Witch reviews
(2010) 'Hope' verse timestamp - Hades just wants a damned break from his desk job, is that so much to ask? A short time sitting in front of the T.V. can fry a god's mind in more ways than one.
Hercules - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2018 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Hades - Complete
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9221 - Favs: 10,622 - Follows: 9,497 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 130,262 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 4/14/2007
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5495 - Favs: 7,074 - Follows: 5,423 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 805,926 - Reviews: 4807 - Favs: 3,948 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Shifts In Life by The Engulfing Silence reviews
A few small changes can make a world of difference. Knowledge given at the beginning of ones can career can turn a hopeless loser into a shinobi of strength and skill. Differences in a history that have long since passed can create a totally different outcome from what we might expect. This is the story of Naruto Uzumaki. This is the tail of these small shifts in life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 726,949 - Reviews: 6517 - Favs: 10,404 - Follows: 9,518 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dark Defense by kyugan reviews
Before Fudge can appoint Dolores Umbridge as the new DADA Professor, Dumbledore seeks out a candidate of his own. And after all, the best tutors against the Dark Arts are those who are Dark themselves… 5th Year
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,445 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Albus D., Vergil
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,278 - Reviews: 5189 - Favs: 10,718 - Follows: 13,459 - Updated: 5/10/2018 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 4,116 - Follows: 4,876 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
A Study in Magic: The Application by Books of Change reviews
The Wizarding World is convinced of Voldemort's return a year early, but the Dark Lord is neither a fool nor one to let grass grow under his feet. Indeed, he has already started to cull out anyone who can work against him. Will Sherlock, John, and Harry defeat Voldemort and his schemes before it is too late? The sequel to A Study In Magic. Sherlock HP crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,854 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 2/6/2018 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Legacy Preservation Act by James Spookie reviews
Last Heirs of noble bloodlines are forced to marry in order to prevent wizards from becoming extinct thanks to a new law passed by the Ministry in order to distract the public from listening to Dumbledore's warnings of Voldemort's return. Rated M, so once again if you are easily offended, just don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 302,933 - Reviews: 2969 - Favs: 8,106 - Follows: 8,341 - Updated: 11/1/2017 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Tracey D.] - Complete
The Battle Never Ends by Kenchi618 reviews
Taught from a young age to fight for his village, Naruto thought he knew what combat was all about. In the chaotic world he now finds himself in it won't take long for him to find out that he has absolutely no idea. There are no heroes on the battlefield.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 386,714 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 2,342 - Follows: 1,932 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 75 - Words: 319,894 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 2,468 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Legend of the Fox by Chrisdz reviews
A mishap caused by Kakashi sends Naruto on the adventure of a lifetime. Follow Naruto as he takes the DC universe, along with its women, by storm. IT'S ALIVE!
Crossover - Naruto & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,149 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Naruto U.
The Ranma Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
The Ranmaverse enters into the Time Loops, Mark V.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,673 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 1/8/2005
Harry Potter Plot Bunnies to Kill by Innortal reviews
Serious plot bunnies in the style of the Omake Files. As requested, a second installment of the life and times of Harry Potter and his Guardian, Ranma Saotome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,872 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 2/24/2008
A Prize For Three Empires by DarkMark reviews
Call her Ms. Marvel, Warbird, or Binary, Carol Danvers has had one of the toughest lives of any superheroine...and three star-spanning empires aren't out to make it any easier.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 118,387 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/19/2017 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
You Can't Always Get What You Want by dave-d reviews
Naruto is drinking, feeling sorry for himself. Can a certain girl help him find what he truly needs? [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,099 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/4/2016 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7028 - Favs: 13,792 - Follows: 11,272 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,740 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
Synchronicity by slexenskee reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,461 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 3,515 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
Of the River and the Sea by Aleycat4eva reviews
They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 611,984 - Reviews: 9289 - Favs: 6,768 - Follows: 5,310 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - Naruto U., Zabuza M., Kisame H., OC - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3548 - Favs: 3,291 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Path of the Ninja - Iruka Edition by Silver Queen reviews
Videogame fic! It's not a genjutsu and he hasn't gone mad, but Iruka isn't sure how many options that leaves. It can't be real, can it?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,677 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 369 - Published: 5/19/2016
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11776 - Favs: 9,289 - Follows: 3,379 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Memories by TheGreatHibiki reviews
Sakura asked Ino to use her clan jutsu to learn the secret of Naruto's solid henge transformations, and when she does, Ino learns just how fragile his world really is. Up For Adoption
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,231 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5893 - Favs: 7,103 - Follows: 8,695 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,963 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Freedom has a Price by Bleedndreamz reviews
Naruto had a problem. He had no one to train him for the chunin exams, but more importantly, he had no one in life there for him that would also judge him. So naturally he was desperate. Yet you know what they say... "Desperation only attracts vultures."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,445 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 3,200 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4152 - Favs: 7,435 - Follows: 5,961 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Hogwarts a ReWrite by Mario Tobler reviews
Part 1. With the riddle of the ancient wizard Blackthorn and Heir of Slytherin, Harry's sudden introduction to the wizarding world leaves him needing to grow up quickly. Harry befriends Ginny Weasley on the train, and forge a quick friendship, together they start to navigate the pains of growing up and embracing destiny. A realistic take on the coming of age, and forced maturity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 125,781 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
Hinata's Decision by The Gallant Toad Sage reviews
Hinata Hyuuga is a shy nineteen year old girl who wants a certain blonde ninja. But she never has the nerve to tell him. But what if something inside her gave her the courage to get her blonde? Both teens are going to be shocked at her nerve. RATED M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,172 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Betrayal by The Gallant Toad Sage reviews
Naruto has it. He is the Hokage! But when he fonds a hidden book left by the Third, he finds a terrible secret that will rock him to the core. Rated M for certein things in the future. NarutoXHinata maybe other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,954 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7247 - Favs: 14,212 - Follows: 15,890 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5644 - Favs: 11,574 - Follows: 12,350 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Sunrise, Sunset by balthezarian reviews
A series of short stories revolving around Vegeta's relationships with his children.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,780 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Vegeta, Bra
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Tips For Surviving The Wasteland by nemesis1807 reviews
When life sticks you in the middle of nowhere with only an Authority uniform, a note, an encrypted flash drive, roll with it. When life throws bandits, a tyrannical government and a self-righteous resistance group into the mix, well... at least I'll have help! A naïve klepto, a paranoid scientist and a sentry bot who may or may not try to enslave humanity...yeah, I'm going to die..
Rage - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 6/18/2013
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 3,700 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,340 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15063 - Favs: 22,131 - Follows: 19,431 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35025 - Favs: 24,924 - Follows: 18,616 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5668 - Favs: 6,252 - Follows: 4,763 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Via Osmosis by Uncle Stojil reviews
The night he was sealed inside the human child, the Kyuubi conceived a plan meant to give him freedom. Twelve years later, that plan is finally set in motion. And the brat is going to cooperate, that he knows it or not. AU and slight FFVII crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,045 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
For the Rest of Us by Psicygni reviews
"You go every Sunday night? How did I not know this?" Nyota asks. "It's just this thing we do," Gaila tells her. "Like with food. And drinks. And people. We all get together and talk about our homes and our traditions and celebrate our holidays and stuff like that. Look, you can come if you want but it's all off worlders. It's not really a human thing, you'd be the only one."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,386 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [N. Uhura, Spock] Gaila, Amanda G. - Complete
The Magi's Randomness by Silent Magi reviews
Just random scenes that have occurred to me while I'm working on everything else, hopefully you'll enjoy them. I am so going to pay for some of these... Also, any and all stories found within are free to a good home. Why don't you adopt one today?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 155 - Words: 119,756 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 2/7/2009
The Hand Bites Back by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The sequel to the extremely confusing and over the top "Biting the Hand That Feeds You!" More economics shenanigans! More giant magic robots! More romantic hijinks! And even more crack!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,474 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Pansy P.] Luna L.
Fate is a Great Excuse by Sarah1281 reviews
Fayne doesn't really understand how this whole bound to fate thing works but that's probably because she has no memory of being bound to it herself. She understands why it's up to her to change things, really she does. But how could this world have made it as long as it has without her if literally everything everyone tries to do is fated to fail? It's just highly improbable.
Kingdoms of Amalur - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,981 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Fateless One
Transformers: Schism by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part II. G1-based AU. Alien invasions, possessed vehicles, language barriers, government conspiracies, family drama, supermarket tabloids, and tomato wars... Welcome to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 1,284 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,985 - Reviews: 4302 - Favs: 7,078 - Follows: 6,143 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
The Familiars of Zero by Corvus no Genmu reviews
One-Shot Series. "I beg of you… My slave who lives somewhere in the universe! Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar spirit! I desire and here I plead from my heart! Answer to my guidance!" What else could they do but answer? R&R
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 298,163 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Louise, OC - Complete
Fragmented Ideas by Chilord reviews
A variety incompleted story starts that will not likely be finished.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 301,056 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Amalgam: War of Heroes by aspiringactor reviews
A blast rips the walls between universes apart, merging them into one.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,681 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Complete
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,589 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 5,271 - Follows: 5,751 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11170 - Favs: 7,670 - Follows: 6,842 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4802 - Favs: 9,160 - Follows: 3,932 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 5,356 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
The Fox and the Hound by Jedi Honor Bound Ninja reviews
There are so many 'what ifs' in life. What if the fox had never attacked? What if someone, anyone, had seen the misery of a little boy left alone in this world and decided to change that? Chapter 25 - Old Habits Posted!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 340,302 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Brotherhood Days Of Future Lawsuits by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood once again go to the movies and once again mayhem ensues. Some things never change.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Mystique/Raven D., Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 4,546 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Secret of Spells by Lil Drop Of Magic reviews
While attempting to rescue Sirius Black from Professor Flitwick's office, an accident sends Harry and a Hermione to a world they could never imagine. They must protect their new identities carefully and find a way to get back to where they belong before someone realises how a little magic could change the tide in the game of thrones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,240 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 16145 - Favs: 27,010 - Follows: 15,381 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Firebirds by antiochene reviews
The Phoenix has come to earth, but so have the Shi'ar. The X-Men and the Avengers discover that the road to hell is paved with good intentions as they try to overcome their differences and work together to save the mutant race - and Earth itself.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 182,698 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 7/25/2012
The Complications of a Vegas Wedding by ThatGuyYouKnew reviews
My take on Blood Brandy's Vegas Vacation Challenge. Waking up hungover sucks, but waking up hungover and married? Life just got even more complicated for Harry Potter.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [Harry P., Raven] Hermione G.
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 4,183 - Follows: 5,185 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Living For Tomorrow by SepatownSon reviews
For centuries men have been taken from Man's World to Themyscira and used to fulfill ancient Amazon traditions. When Superman becomes their latest captive, their whole world changes.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,328 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - [Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman] - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 5,124 - Follows: 5,367 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7592 - Favs: 14,193 - Follows: 8,879 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5429 - Favs: 5,949 - Follows: 6,492 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Chains that Bind by patrick mcclellan reviews
6th year. Time magic. New teachers. Causality. Year 6 replacement. I continue JKR's characterization, and that means Harry is not a god, no one cuts themselves, there is no implied harem, there is no Mary Sue, Dumbledore/the Weasleys aren't actually evil. If you've read it, go ahead and write me a summary, if this isn't good enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 242,386 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Command Change by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Taking charge.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11208 - Favs: 14,818 - Follows: 9,951 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Weapon X: Wolverine by Dreago78 reviews
How the X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie should have been like. My version will have more WEAPON X scenes, BLOOD & VIOLENCE!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,915 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Sabretooth, Logan/Wolverine
World's End Rhapsody by slexenskee reviews
Perhaps time travel isn't what it's all that cracked up to be. OR: Naruto inadvertently trains his younger self for the Chunin exam, and therein learns a lot more about himself than he ever really wanted to. CAS sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,960 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Not Normal by Radaslab reviews
His life was never normal, then it becomes truly abnormal. He must save a world he never cared for, but with others ... he can care. H/Hr and maybe others. Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 585,600 - Reviews: 3488 - Favs: 3,768 - Follows: 3,004 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
On the other side of things by Whatthewoot reviews
Harry has just defeated Voldemort when he is pulled into a new dimension. As he is trying to find his way back home he meets an equally lost Steve Rogers. Together they try to enjoy the 21st century but it's not easy being a soldier out of time as they soon discover. Harry is not the master of death and (hopefully) not über powerful.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,514 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 3,769 - Follows: 5,092 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 4,317 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Chaos by JBean210 reviews
A sequel to Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres owns a global corporation that is poised and ready for the Singularity, or so it seems, until a journalist appears wanting to question Harry's motivations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,520 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 2,982 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 2,260 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 3,463 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Banished with a Bloodline by Uzumaki Shurochka reviews
Naruto is banished for failing the 'Sasuke Retrieval' mission. Shortly thereafter, he discovers he has a kekkei genkai of extreme rarity. What will be his new dream to pursue with this new power? Pairings undecided, semi-powerful/gray/bloodline Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,989 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Experiments in Empathy by Jasticus reviews
The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,985 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,638 - Follows: 2,591 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
New Familiar New Trouble by Lord of the Magi reviews
Louise asks for a mysterious and powerful familiar to come to her service. She gets what she asks for, but her new familiar does not particularity like the way things are done in Tristain and decides to mix things up a little. Magic isn't just for nobles.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,239 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Louise
Pick Up The Pieces by Red Witch reviews
After the majority of events of The Final Chapter, both the X-Men and the Misfits must work together to rebuild not only Bayville, but mutantkind. With some help from GI Joe. This could be a problem...
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,217 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
The Misfits by Matt the Batman Fan reviews
A tale of heroes saving the world one sin at a time.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 148 - Words: 1,270,579 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Stephanie B., Bruce W./Batman
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 2,099 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Destroyer of Worlds by Morta's Priest reviews
Gotham's dark guardian, who watches over the city as its silent protector, comes upon a string of murders that defy explanation, that seem impossibly perfect. Commissioner Gordon, meanwhile, is pressured to allow international help in the investigation. The underworld never sleeps. Neither does L. (Jointly written with Nauro. No pairing.)
Crossover - Batman & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, L
Bloodline Part 2 of The Jutsu of Love by Marchgirl reviews
Naruto's returned home, stronger. Family, friends and his wedding are his first priorities. Naruto's happy but it doesn't last. The truth about his past will finally be revealed and then there's Sasuke's past rearing it's ugly head. Lies and secrets hurt.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 734,238 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
X-men Supreme: Ashes of Hope by MarvelMaster616 reviews
Volume 3 of X-men Supreme. Magneto is now ruler of Genosha. Senator Kelly is running for President. The human/mutant conflict is escalating and the X-men must confront these threats on a scale that is nothing short of cosmic.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 402,556 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Charles X./Professor X - Complete
A Sick Twisted World Indeed by Red Witch reviews
The X-Men react to the Brotherhood's fortune during No Good Deed using song parody. Redone for my amusement.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Cyclops/Scott S., Toad/Todd T. - Complete
In For A Penny by Red Witch reviews
The Institute gets another new mutant and she may be too much for even Wolverine to handle.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Clever People by Afalstein reviews
"People like him, we... know about them, we watch them." So many clever people, all coming out at once, and yet so few people realized what it was all about. Mycroft's work with the British government had provided these extraordinary people a place to hide from the ordinary. Now, someone is needed to bring his work to America. AU. (the timelines are all screwy)
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Mycroft H. - Complete
Christmas Carol'd by Lucillia reviews
Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jonque reviews
An attempt at the time-travel genre, wherein a girl with a somewhat unhealthy fixation on a boy finds she suddenly has all the time in the world to get things right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 119,658 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U., Anko M., Haku
Translation by RenkonNairu reviews
Three mostly un-connected stories. Chalant, Spitfire, Supermartian, Lagoonmartian.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Complete
Hermione Granger is Stupid by Ruinus reviews
Set during 6th year, Hermione gets help from two people she least expected and realizes she's in love with the wrong guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,211 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Unexpected Awakening by Rhiw reviews
AU. The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. Slow updates - no joke.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,845 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
DOOM Day by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
YAHP/GHF. Harry is repeating the worst day of his life over and over again. Department Of Mysteries Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 203,219 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,194 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 2,858 - Follows: 3,276 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
A Dalek Lantern by Gree reviews
The Red Lantern Corps gains an unusual new recruit... Reviews and comments are welcomed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,278 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Daleks
Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 4,114 - Follows: 3,805 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
An Awkward Beginning by ihatewriting reviews
It started off with a night of great sex. It wasn't planned and it wasn't perfect, but she had no regrets. He learns things about her that he's never bothered to notice before. Loosely related NaruHina one-shots.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,654 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Team One by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
AU What if Naruto ended up not on Team 7 or any of the other Teams, but one of those that didn't make the original cut? Such as Team One. With different teammates and a new Jounin Sensei, what will happen in Naruto's future? Naru/Hina-dating
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 196,040 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Told You So by RenkonNairu reviews
All to late, M'gann realizes the error of her ways. -ONESHOT- ( ! Spoilers ! for episode "Before the Dawn" )
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Megan M./Miss Martian - Complete
diamonds don't shatter so easily by freaknic reviews
somewhat of an au. set after avengers v. x-men.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Scott S./Cyclops, Emma F./White Queen - Complete
In the Shadows by Omnia Murasaki reviews
Having lost many good ANBU in the invasion, Tsunade sends Shikamaru into ANBU training. How does this simple change alter the entire future of rookie nine? And how will he cope with living his 'normal life', while hiding his true occupation? Shikatema OFFICIALLY DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,504 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Forcible Redemption by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki had given a lot of thought to what his punishment might be but this one might be the worst of all. Apparently he was going to be redeemed. By THOR. That was such a bad idea it was painful. Where was an abyss to be thrown into when you needed it?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,916 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Fixed Points by Sarah1281 reviews
It all started with an innocent question from Brian leading the Doctor to consider the possibility that perhaps there is still something he can do for Amy and Rory. In the past, the pair have to decide what kind of life they would like to lead and take steps that may yet bring them home. A fixed point is a fixed point but what exactly did they see? Post Angels in Manhattan.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Ramen Doodles by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Omakes, story snippets, and random ideas for stories collected into one neat volume. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 111,602 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Naruto U.
The Real World: Titans Tower by Pivitor reviews
This is the true story of seven teenaged superheroes, picked to live in a house, fight crime together and have their lives taped, to find out what happens when heroes stop being polite, and start being real. The Real World: Titans Tower.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 325,239 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Survival of the Fallen by Telcontar Rulz reviews
The world has changed; vampires and mutants now walk side by side with human beings and things have not always been smooth. After the turbulent events of the past few years, Marie goes to Louisiana to stay with her cousins. Meanwhile, a storm is brewing.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,708 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Rogue, Eric N.
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 3,844 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
The Controlled Chaos of Free Will by anothvortex reviews
In the spirit of Naruto Reads Naruto by Sage of Seals, and with his explicit permission, a new group of Naruto characters will be exposed to worlds spawned by the best and brightest fan fiction authors of our time! Rated M for safety!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,378 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 3,973 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
My Big Fat Quarian Wedding by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Shepard promised he'd build Tali' a house, and by God he's gonna do it! No matter how much of a mess it causes. One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Death's Knight by Heather Sinclair reviews
AU Death of the Endless offered Harry a way to save his friends and a few billion other people while he was at it. There's a catch. He has to use that Master of Death title that's hanging over his head and give up almost everything he's ever known. But there are perks. Oh yes, dating a Kryptonian can be challenging. Harry/Power Girl.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,743 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P.
Team 8's Entrance Exam by OCQueen reviews
What test did Kurenai's team have to take on their first day as their students? Written because they just as awesome than team 7, and I felt like it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Kurenai Y.
Pattern by RenkonNairu reviews
"Was this… was this the only time, or have you ever done this to me before?" Supermatian break-up. -TWOSHOT-
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Conner K./Superboy, Megan M./Miss Martian - Complete
Promises Made by Fester0662 reviews
Better summary inside. Namikaze Minato, and Hyuga Hiashi made an agreement many years before the birth of Naruto. That promise is still shrouded in mystery as the search for the missing Naruto goes on. What will happen when he is finally found? Naru/Hina/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 215,536 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Wagon by Red Witch reviews
Co-Written with Coldfusion 180. More madness and musical parodies following Booze Glorious Booze. Seriously folks, nothing sane here.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier, Beast/Hank M. - Complete
Millennium by Black Dragon6 reviews
Guardian spinoff and Sailor Moon crossover. My first full dive into the worn path of SM Ranma crosses! Let's see how many characters I can totally corrupt...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 411,958 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 6/22/2005
Booze Glorious Booze by Red Witch reviews
Co-written with Coldfusion 180. Dealing with hyper teenagers with mutant abilites has taken it's toll on the adults of the series. Warning: A lot of madness ahead.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Death Shall Have No Dominion by Morta's Priest reviews
"You are cordially offered a position in the Department of Mysteries." Harry receives a most unexpected offer from the Ministry of Magic - but why? Nothing is as it seems on the Ninth Level... Unspeakable!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,472 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P.
What Color Is Your Electric Pumpkin? by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood try to make some new inventions. The only thing they succeed at is making Magneto wish he had another team.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Troutball: The Gentlemen's Sport by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood and the New Mutant Boys come up with an insane game which is really a continuation of the game 'Let's Drive The X-Men Crazy'. It's working.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Pyro, Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Will The Real Kitty Pryde Please Shut Up? by Red Witch reviews
Kitty is furious about a certain online celebrity while Xavier wonders why everyone has to put everything on the Internet these days. Including his own team.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Professor X/Prof. Charles Xavier - Complete
Taste of Your Own Poison by Red Witch reviews
Rogue challenges Kitty to eat her own cooking. This won't end well.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
None So Blind by Sarah1281 reviews
Having not been banished, Thor's the one who comes across Loki and the Casket. His legendary stubbornness comes into play when he just refuses to believe Loki could be a Frost Giant no matter how much proof he's given. Well, at least he has faith. AU.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 143 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Phone Call by Adrian Tullberg reviews
When a total stranger calls, it's usually not good ...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Guardian by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma leaves Nerima and joins a special police force. Special in that it's made up of psychos, fools, and nymphomaniacs all charged with protecting Tokyo from the supernatural and terrorist forces that plague its streets.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 455,231 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/14/2002
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 16328 - Favs: 10,771 - Follows: 9,384 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Jedi Kind of Had it Coming by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,727 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Revan - Complete
Other Side of the Crazy Scale by Red Witch reviews
The X-Men try to have a normal quiet night and witness someone else getting into trouble for once. Special Marvel surprise guest star inside!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
Mutant Fashion Stars by Red Witch reviews
Rogue takes the opportunity to make an argument of Kitty and Jean torture Scott. And everyone else in the mansion. Not to mention fashion lovers everywhere.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Corridor of Uncertainty by Meinos Kaen reviews
The first ever Naruto Web Novel. Many routes and forks are in the future of the main character. Which ones will he take? What choices will he make? What Endings will he stumble upon? This time, it's up to YOU to decide. TO BE REMOVED, DETAILS INSIDE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,239 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Naruto U., Shizune
Destiny Called But I Forgot to Pick Up the Phone by nicnac918 reviews
Five times Lex defied his fate and one time Clark did.
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
The Difference Between Spandex and Growing Up by nicnac918 reviews
Superman was a much better friend than Clark had ever been.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Must Be Love by Sarah1281 reviews
Little Clark comes home with questions about why being near Lana makes him dizzy and a little sick and Jonathan thinks he knows the answer. Clark's got his first crush. It's not like there's any OTHER explanation for these symptoms, after all...
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Clark K./Superman, Jonathan K. - Complete
Documentation by Adrian Tullberg reviews
The Devil's in the fine print ...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Greatness by Adrian Tullberg reviews
...some have greatness thrust upon them ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012
Double Time Trouble by Skysaber reviews
Everything went horribly, massively wrong. So Hermione went through time to fix it, although that went arguably worse. So there was nothing left but to try again, and that time ran into errors nobody expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,672 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Hermione G.
Campaign by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Before the journey, an order of business.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - K. Janeway - Complete
Recap by Adrian Tullberg reviews
A statement for the record.
Crossover - Doctor Who & James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - 10th Doctor, M 3 - Complete
Dragon Ball Z: I'm Just Saiyan by Exigence reviews
Goku and Vegeta are transported to Planet Vegeta, thanks to Goku's stomach. Now in Planet Vegeta, they try to find a way back home, experiencing many adventures on the way. THIS STORY IS BEING REVISED, CHECK MY STORIES FOR THE NEWER EDIT.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,285 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Goku, Vegeta
Unseen Moments by Fanless reviews
Various "Unseen Academicals"-related drabbles and oneshots. Before, during, after. Newest: possibly the only Trev/Andy fic in existence.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Trev L., Andy S.
Lex's Creepy Stalker Room by Sarah1281 reviews
After Clark discovers Lex has an entire room devoted to investigating him he decides to stay and hear how Lex can possibly claim the giant picture of him is really all about Lex. He makes a valiant effort but in the end it's still a creepy stalker room...
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Road to Rediscovery by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-Smallville, Lex tries to piece together the life he can no longer remember. One name in particular keeps coming up and so he invites Clark Kent for a meeting to discuss the past and how things ended up the way they did.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
A Truly Dedicated Sensei by Sneaky-fox reviews
After Kakashi pawns Naruto off before the 3rd part of the chunnin exams, Ebisu finds he has the perfect student, someone who has all the potential to be great. Naruto then discovers what he can do with a committed sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,532 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 1,961 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U., Ebisu
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 5,833 - Follows: 3,895 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Useless Clichés by Sarah1281 reviews
In the wake of Sherlock's destruction at the hands of the press, Mycroft reflects on the part that he had played in the whole debacle. He may not have been the one to do it but he enabled it and no amount of well-meaning clichés would make him forget it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Graveside Revelations by Sarah1281 reviews
After being gone for a year and taking down Moriarty's criminal empire, Sherlock decides to reveal himself to John at the graveyard. Surprisingly, things do not go the way he expected them to. At all. Post season two.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Gulo Gulo by JBean210 reviews
Logan finds himself in a world of magic and Dark wizards, but his primary interest is just to go home. Now, who does he have to kill to get back there?
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,902 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/30/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Harry P.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,794 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
No Limits by Meinos Kaen reviews
In the aftermath of the Superhuman Civil War, Naruto finds himself in a spiral composed of his own problems, the still setting new order of the superhuman community and of course new enemies, challenges and troubles waiting for him. Sequel to No Reading
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 466 - Published: 1/2/2012
Fool by sorcerysupremes reviews
After the death of his Uncle Ben, Peter Parker finally comes to terms with the advice he was once given.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W. - Complete
Change of Heart by niteryde reviews
After the Cell games, Vegeta decides to stay on Earth for his son, while vowing to leave his short-lived relationship with Bulma in the past... which turns out to be much easier said than done.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,342 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - [Bulma, Vegeta] Trunks - Complete
Time Traveling Martial Artists by Cloud Dancer1014 reviews
After the wedding blew up all around him, Ranma escapes on a training trip for a month and a half . . . or was it just that long for those left behind? Now he's back, and nothing will ever be the same again . . .
Crossover - Doctor Who & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,232 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - 11th Doctor, Ranma
The Wand Shop Sketch by NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
A Small Crack in Perfection by eternalshiva reviews
In a modern world, Hinata was barely exposed to Naruto's constant belief in himself. Now in her mid 20s, she meets him again and discovers a crack in her careful wall of Hyuuga perfection. NaruHina / AU Modern Times. Adult themes - language, sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,390 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Zero Interface by Golden Arms reviews
Ranma taunts his father on his first day of school at Furinkan, only to end up falling through a portal that leads him to Halkeginia. However, just because Ranma is made Louise's familiar doesn't mean he's taking it lying down.
Crossover - Ranma & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,510 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Ranma, Louise
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,094 - Follows: 844 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Just Another Day by Mistflyer1102 reviews
S.H.I.E.L.D Agent Phil Coulson learns the hard way that sometimes, he just can't escape his job. Even when he is off-duty.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
Ascent by patrick mcclellan reviews
What happens when computers evolve?
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/29/2011 - John Connor - Complete
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 2123 - Favs: 3,216 - Follows: 3,867 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Concessions by Systatic reviews
Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 5,123 - Follows: 5,707 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
X-men Supreme: War Powers by MarvelMaster616 reviews
Volume 2 of X-men Supreme. Magneto is in prison. The Maximoff twins rule Genosha. The world is on edge as human/mutant tensions escalate. With old friends and new faces, the X-men are caught in the middle trying to prevent an all out human/mutant war.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 293,809 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Complete
Another Way Down by Razorsmile
Because bad teams deserve bad bosses and the results amuse us.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011
Sunbeams by mangospoons reviews
Someday Hinata would know what it was like to run that hair through her fingers, liquid gold. Sunbeams - A continuation of Moonstruck. Drabbles of Naru/Hina Based on the DA 100 Themes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,749 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 5,573 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
For the Love of Thor by The Sad Privateer reviews
There are some things about humans that Toothless just doesn't understand - A dragon's study of human behavior.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,241 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Bruce Has A Problem by Adrian Tullberg reviews
It knows him, it has him, it will not go away ...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Harry Potter Returns by JBean210 reviews
Look! Up in the sky! It's an owl! It's a broom! It's Harry Potter! What's he doing flying around without a broom? Harry meets Superman under shocking circumstances and they are both a little mixed up-with each other.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 257,996 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Harry P., Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Endurance by Adrian Tullberg reviews
What might happen
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Reversal by Venath reviews
AU. Time travel. Attempt to put some original twists on a favorite. During one last battle with the Akatsuki, Naruto gets tossed back in time to his pre-Genin days.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,561 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Woodsman's Axe by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A big tree attracts the woodsman's axe. A stranger comes to town looking for a game to pass the time.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
Souls Abound by RobSt reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 2,533 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Girl by CSI Clue reviews
Steve and Howard and Ethel Merman- from the movie
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2011 - H. Stark, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Kitty by Isilithix reviews
Nii Yugito, deadly assassin of Kumogakure and Jinchuriki of the Nibi. Yugito sometimes has times where she acts like a cat. What happens when an 8 year old Naruto finds her acting like a cat and makes her his pet? Or, tries to...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,496 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Exchange Program by Afalstein reviews
Oneshot. There's a new Defense against the Dark Arts professor, and once again, it's not Snape. But with his teaching style, some of the students might wish he was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Gandalf - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 2,758 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Cheating Destiny by Sarah1281 reviews
When a freshman Clark wakes up twenty-five years into the future and can't reach his parents or Pete, he turns to Lex to help him figure it out. What a wonderful opportunity this is to correct certain aspects of their past...
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,575 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Forever Hold Your Peace by Sarah1281 reviews
There's something to be said about timing and Nessie really wished she'd realized she was in love with Jacob more than a few weeks before he announced his engagement to someone else. She had two choices: ruin his happiness or grin and bear it. Blackwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,500 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah - Complete
Ex Machina IV: Monroe Vs AK by JBean210 reviews
A.K. is a pretty tough hombre - he routinely eats Voldemorts for lunch - and breakfast and supper - snacks, too! But has he met his match in James Harrison Monroe? Based on Dimension Hopping for Beginners, by nonjon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,844 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P., OC
Circumstantial by Sarah1281 reviews
Parliament may be destroyed and a revolution beginning, but the fact remains that Evey Hammond is a wanted fugitive standing next to a Detective Chief Inspector who feels that he's waited long enough for answers. If only she WAS in as deep as he thought.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Complete
Snapshots by peppermint quartz reviews
Little snapshots of moments in Shikamaru's and Temari's lives. All short stories or drabbles, all ShikaTema.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari
That Most Heinous of Crimes by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Someone else is thrust into the role of Team 7's sensei. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Harry's Inferno by Sir Chris reviews
Harry Potter died at the age of seventeen. In another time and place he returned to the world of the living, but in this time and place he has been dragged into the depths of hell along with the rest of the magical world. This is going to be a trip.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Sensational Comics 16 by D reviews
The Hulk Vs the most unexpected guest star ever!
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011
How To Be Your Dragon by shadowsofthealmighty reviews
After the film, everything is fine in Berk until a white-haired man arrives. Thank you for nothing, you useless wizard. Hiccup/ Astrid transformation into dragons, OC but no pairing.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,406 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010
Layer at a Time by Tellytubby101 reviews
In which John slowly learns who Mycroft's assistant really is. Dialogue-only. Implied John/Anthea. One shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/24/2011 - John W., Anthea - Complete
Kick in the arse of the Wizarding World by Alrissa reviews
Hermione life suddenly changes, courtesy of an experiment conducted by herself from an alternate, future universe. You'd think messages from the future would have more then vague hints and a headache. Or was that from fighting the troll. CH1-3 Beta-ed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,575 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 929 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hermione G.
A Bit Batty by Sarah1281 reviews
The TARDIS is probably destroyed and the Doctor is suddenly faced with the prospect of a sharing a mortgage with Rose. This should make him happy, right? He does love her, after all. He's just never done well with being trapped and this time it's forever
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Evil Model Cars by Sarah1281 reviews
They might not be friends anymore but Lex's mansion is still a nice place to hang out. Of course, Lex is evil now so anything he does must be evil as well, even if it's just building model cars. What kind of a person would he be if he didn't confront Lex?
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Lex L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Fallen Nobles by BellaPerea reviews
AU. The daughters of the fearsome Emperor Hyuuga Hiashi have been kidnapped by rebels; not for ransom, but for reform. Little by little, the rebels find that the two girls are changing...but so are they. NaruHina, NejiSaku & others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,178 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
An Honest Misunderstanding by Sarah1281 reviews
After yet another instance of Amy being kidnapped and describing the man she loves in terms that any sane person would think referred to the Doctor, Rory decides to confront Amy on her apparent inability to sound like she's talking about him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Daddy's little girl by Efrain Hernandez reviews
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES PROLOGUE! Post-Batman Begins: A mysterious woman is hired into Wayne Enterprises which will ultimately become Batman's greatest adventure in the years to come. And What did Ra's think about just before his death? READ AND REVIEW!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Ra's al Ghul, Bruce W./Batman
So Much for Trust by Sarah1281 reviews
After Kara regains her memory, Lex confronts her about moving back in with the Kents and how exactly she regained her memory. It would have been easier to slip out unnoticed but if Kal-El can bluff his way through these encounters then so can she.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Kara/Supergirl, Lex L. - Complete
Wendy's Farewell by Sarah1281 reviews
Rose wasn't trapped in a parallel dimension and so has continued to travel quite happily with the Doctor for the past decade. Lately, however, she can't help but feel like she needs to move on and try to make some sort of life for herself back on Earth.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Flashback by Sarah1281 reviews
Rory, Amy, and the Doctor go back to Space Florida and who should they meet but Rose and Mickey, temporarily separated from their Doctor? Oh, this is SUCH a bad idea but Amy just can't leave well enough alone. Time for an impromptu reunion.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Mickey S., Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
What is a Time Head Anyway? by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-Day of the Moon. Amy and Rory have a much-needed talk about Amy not mentioning her possible pregnancy, their disturbing habit of dying, how having a baby would mean leaving the Doctor, and what exactly they want to name their future child.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Normal by Sarah1281 reviews
After a talk with an old friend about a completely human issue he's having with his son, Jonathan starts to wonder when exactly he and Martha stopped being normal. What would a normal person's reaction be to finding an alien child anyway? Adopt it?
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Jonathan K., Martha K. - Complete
I Hunger by Power Cosmic 3 reviews
In the Marvel Universe, there is one cosmic being beset with an avaricious hunger: Galactus, World Devourer, but even Galactus has a humble origin...
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Complete
Crossroads by Sarah1281 reviews
When Lex issues his ultimatum after the second meteor shower, Clark realizes just what's at stake and decides that he should really tell him, especially now that he's practically human. If only he could just spit it out...
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Dreaming of Konoha by Silent Magi reviews
A lot of things in the Naruto-verse just do not make sense in the light of logic reasoning... from the sheer overpowering of the Sharingan, to the summons, to the anachronistic technology... like it's all just a dream... What if... the dreamer woke up?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,052 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pointless by Sarah1281 reviews
The thing about Lex having no idea who he is, Clark has come to realize, is that it renders their history completely moot. Pointless. The fact that it looks like Lex's still going to be a villain makes his attempts to save him seem just as worthwhile.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Clark K./Superman, Lex L. - Complete
Legs and a by KatLeePT reviews
He would know that seductive, feline prowl anywhere, and now he'll get to spend the rest of his life watching it up close and purrsonal. Het. Alternate Universe.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Some Gratitude by Sarah1281 reviews
Angelica really is bringing this on herself, Jack decides. First she takes him saving her life and turns it into murdering her father and then she won't even have the decency to believe that he actually expected Blackbeard to do the right thing...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica - Complete
Munen Muso by Razorsmile reviews
Why The Society Didn't Recruit Lady Shiva.
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
The Battle Of Two Hunters by AnimeRocksMySox reviews
The Hellsing Organization begins hunting Dante with the belief that he is a vampire. Meanwhile, Dante must put up with Lady and Trish, track down a new threat, and eat as much pizza as possible. Chapter 12 up!
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,082 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Dante, Alucard
A Kiss With A Fist by Jo247 reviews
Catwoman and Batman fight on the rooftops, but could it lead to more? Bad summary :/ Please Read and Review. Kind of inspiredby the song 'Kiss with a fist' by Florence and the Macnine
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Selina K./Catwoman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3606 - Favs: 6,805 - Follows: 3,426 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Girl Problem by Exigence reviews
Anakin has returned from a mission in the outer-rim. On his way to visit his wife, he inadvertenly attracts unwanted attention...from two Zeltron girls! What happens next? Hilarity ensues.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Anakin Skywalker
One Night Can Change Everything by Jo247 reviews
Bruce Wayne has fallen for someone, but when there's a thorn in his side refusing to go away, he has to learn how to deal with them both. Bad summary, please read and review :
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Thor the Parody by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Spoilers, and humour bordering on libel.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Thor - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 358 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
SheWolf by L. M. Burnett reviews
Logan's comfortable running from the ghosts of his past. When a girl catches his eye in a bar, things change and Logan is sent on a journey he will never forget.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,297 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Logan/Wolverine
Locked Mystique by Lucinda reviews
A bit of introspection after the events of X3: Last Stand as Mystique considers what this means for her future.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Raven/Mystique
WizKid: Year Zero by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
HP/Marvel Universe. Harry Potter is a wizard. He is also a mutant. This is his first summer as both, the summer before he goes to Hogwarts.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,890 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 377 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Squeaky Voice in the Ether by Lucinda reviews
A one-shot coauthored with Speedbump1. Voldemort has a new plan to conquer magical Britain...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
Heroes Of The New World by Stone Shield reviews
Naruto, older, is stranded in the Marvel universe. Takes place shortly before Civil War arc. Naruto x Black Cat, Naruto x Harem?
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,566 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Naruto U.
Last of the Kissograms by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Doctor realizes that by 2008, Amy's part of a dying breed and gets some firsthand experience about just how awkward it is to listen to people going on about being the last of their kind. Good thing he stopped doing that with his regeneration.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Don't Blink by Phantom Dennis reviews
Some don't.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2011 - 11th Doctor, Cameron - Complete
Why Sasuke? by Lucillia reviews
Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 216 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 3,569 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 493 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
Naruto Shippuden: Leaf and Sand Peace by lord-maiku reviews
Naruto gets the best thank you ever for saving Gaara from the akatsuki. This is my first story! Narutema
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
If You Asked Him, He'd Lie by BecauseFandom reviews
What Harry really thinks of the statue in Godric's Hollow. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Life Sucks, Then You Die by Radaslab reviews
Hermione begins to learn the truth after Harry is named a Tri-Wizard Champion. The solution is not what either extect. Mostly H/HR but it won't seem so. Some Ron and Dumbledore BASHING, but not much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,864 - Reviews: 2500 - Favs: 2,943 - Follows: 3,154 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Seven Lovely Reasons by MairiNathaira reviews
Instead of the seven deadly sins, we have the seven lovely reasons why Harry Potter fell for Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Not Quite a Fairytale by Sarah1281 reviews
Everyone expects an imprint to eventually end up with the man who imprinted on them but Claire finds that she can't force feelings that aren't there. She has no idea what Quil wants from her or how he'll react but she knows she needs to tell him soon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
Three Dots by Phantom Dennis reviews
The mystery of the three dots explained.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sarah C., Cameron - Complete
A Choice by AzureSpider reviews
Because the guy deserves a happy ending for once. AU One-Shot.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2011 - [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman] - Complete
Lines Drawn in Blood by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Kekkei genkai aren't the only things the ninja of Konoha can inherit. Because we are more than the sum of our parts - there are others' in us, too. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Complete
His First by morgainedulac reviews
Severus Snape has been teaching at Hogwarts for only a few weeks when he realises that being Head of House is not going to be as easy as he has hoped. (The sequel to this story is called "There Will Always Be Hope".)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,790 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Shippuden Complaint by funkmasterjo reviews
Pretty much Hiatus. Up for adoption. AU after returning from failed Sasuke retrieval #1 post-Shippuden start. Something I work on, on the side. Naruto as more of a strategist/actual Hokage in training.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Naruto U.
All The Difference by KibaCanLickMe reviews
How much of the Naruto universe changes when Obito survives the cave in? Does Minato survive too? What about Itachi? What happens to the sand siblings? Various pairings, will cover most of Naruto characters, even minor ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 121,283 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Anko M., Kakashi H.
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,094 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
The Tale of the Gutsy Ninja by Dark Spidey reviews
Naruto sacrificed his life and body to seal away the primordial demon known as Juubi, but what if in doing so he transports himself into a world of endless possibilities, with characters with limitless potential? Read and Review Naruto/Marvel crossover.
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 254 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
I, Mara Jade by JediMara77 reviews
Mara Jade faces the hardest struggle of her life as she trains to be a Jedi while trying to come to terms with her past as the Emperor's Hand. She didn't count on a blue-eyed Jedi Master with issues of his own becoming the biggest challenge of all.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,676 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Mara Jade, Luke S. - Complete
Unstoppable by demonicnargles reviews
In which Naruto achieves mastery of two, and only two, jutsu. In which Naruto has a great deal of chakra. In which Naruto is unstoppable. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lynchpin by demonicnargles reviews
In which Jiraiya makes a critical mistake, thus thwarting Akatsuki once and for all. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
In the Breaking by nyet khan reviews
Akatsuki lies broken and Naruto hates the world. Where does he go from here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,027 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
Tales of Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
Amusing ideas arise during the writing of "Oops!". Some of them grow into oneshot stories. Here you will find those stories. Updated whenever the Muse pops by.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008
O Naruto, Where Art Thou? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
We've all seen them. Fics putting the Naruto characters into different time periods, usually the modern day. Most of them are nothing more than yaoi wankfests or ripoffs of other anime based on life in high school. This one's a little different...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 39,479 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Naruto U., Tsunami
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 7,286 - Follows: 8,339 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
Aggravation by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Recent events have made a redhead cross ...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Renegade: The Missing Hokage by TheDogSage reviews
My take on the PL's Missing Hokage Challange. When forced by the council to banish Uzumaki Naruto, Tsunade makes a decision that will shake Konoha to the core. Read as our favorite blondes, joined by some unexepected allies, take the world by storm. R/R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,780 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dabbling with Drabbles by Blood Cocoa reviews
100 word teenytiny fics and snippets mostly done for challenges at the discworld100 LJ comm. Mostly Watchcentric, but occasionally someone else gets a look in. Lots of Angua/Carrot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Angua, Carrot
Crossover by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Based on my Alternative Canon universe, trouble brews as the canon Naruto universe comes into contact with another, and crossover begins.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,255 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Obito's Reincarnation? by Lucillia reviews
Sakura finds as scroll with a jutsu that allows you to see who you were in your last life in the library. The results for Naruto were interesting to say the least.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Fatherdaughter lunch by Rincer of Winds reviews
When Death invites Susan to a fatherdaughter lunch and Rincewind shows up, things get interesting quickly. Rincewind is once again living in interesting times!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Susan Sto Helit, Rincewind
Unmasked Lovers by KatLeePT reviews
Catwoman gives her beloved Batman a treat on the most magickal night of the year, but will there be a trick too? 12th in Will's 13 Days of Halloween series for Jack. Het.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Dragon Ball AF: The Room of Sprit and Time Saga by JTX1000 reviews
Six months following the defeat of Omega Shenron, Vegeta drags Trunks back into training using the recently mended, but unpredictable Room of Spirit and Time. Catastrophe follows as the room turns out to be far more dangerous than anyone ever thought. COMPLETE!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 172,304 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
A Little More Warning by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Bardock gets just a little bit more warning via timeloop for the destruction of the Saiyan Homeworld... And brings his friends along. AU, Oneshot, don't take it too seriously, Merry Christmas.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bardock, Lunch - Complete
Batman VS EVERYONE by El Destroyer reviews
Batman can take on anyone and everyone. And he does. At the same time.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2010
The Nargles In the Air by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Luna had a growth spurt. Harry notices. Sixth Year AU, HarryLuna, Lemon warning, no longer a one shot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Naruto: An Alternative Canon by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Snippets for an alternate take on the Naruto-verse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,547 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Not a Typical Civil War by Clownwithachainsaw reviews
Stamford explodes. Friends choose sides. Spider-man reveals his identity. This is just my story about how the Civil War should have gone.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,357 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5475 - Favs: 11,621 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Crumple Horned Plot Bunnies by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Random Harry Potter ideas that I haven't found a place for yet. But maybe, you can. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,840 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P.
The Lion Tamer by James Spookie reviews
First in the Lion's Trilogy. Daphne likes Harry, and decides she wants to get to know him. Harry is receptive to her advances. Little do they know of how their blossoming relationship will change the course of fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,618 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 4,652 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Just Not My Day by Lucillia reviews
You think you're having a really bad day... Cheer up, chances are that somewhere in the Galaxy someone's having an even worse one.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Jango Fett, Boba Fett - Complete
The Trouble with Weather by i'm a quitter reviews
Let's look into Logan's mind through all three X-Men movies... Did he really fall in love with Jean, or were his affections aimed at Ororo? The trouble with weather is that it changes without warning, but Logan has always been an outdoors kind of guy...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 98 - Words: 277,892 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Storm - Complete
Distract by ncfan reviews
-Naruto x Hinata- Hinata has discovered an advantage and presses it. After all, who would expect her to wait forever?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Spellbound by kiss-me-g'night reviews
He was attracted to them...no matter how hard he tried he couldn't keephis eyes of them...NH
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Falling For the First Time by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A Naru-punch too far sends Keitaro crashing into the heart of the Chinese Amazon village, knocking out a certain purple-haired girl setting out on a journey of revenge. Inevitably, chaos and hilarity ensues.
Crossover - Ranma & Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,015 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Shampoo, Keitaro U.
First Fight by Savage Wind reviews
Batman and Catwoman on Valentine's. She's irritated, he's amused.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
The Longest Fall by tfn-fanficfan reviews
A brief look at why the most evil and feared man in the galaxy, wasn't.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2010 - E. Palpatine - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8918 - Favs: 12,985 - Follows: 9,924 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Final Chapter by Red Witch reviews
The adventures of the X-Men and Misfits draw to an insane conclusion as the mutant race enters a crossroads. Whether or not both mutants and humans survive will be up to these two teams. We're doomed.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 460,462 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2297 - Favs: 5,011 - Follows: 3,165 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Symbol of Her Burden by Shawny Wong reviews
A collection of Naruto drabbles and ficlets. WARNING: Contains SPOILERS for current manga events. Ficlet #2: Something Special. Why was it so difficult to find the perfect gift? NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 121 - Published: 10/31/2010
Top Secret S Rank Mission by Sarah1281 reviews
After Kabuto leaves, Aoba is left to try and explain what's happened to Naruto without revealing what's really going on...and Naruto, it seems, has plenty of questions of his own about this so-called 'S-rank ecology mission.' Recent manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Aoba Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Forgotten by Sakiku reviews
Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Totally Random Love Hina Skits Again! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Random, often perverted and humorous ficlets featuring our hapless Ronin. Enjoy. LEMON and weirdness warnings, rated M for a reason.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,662 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Keitaro U.
Marriage, Babies and Hatred by anonymous23.19 reviews
It is six months after the Final Battle, Voldemort has been defeated but wizard kind is encountering a new problem - extinction. Enter a new law - a compulsory Marriage Law...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 127 - Words: 251,867 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009
HR1 by patrick mcclellan reviews
A story that is probably neither original or new and exciting. The first chapter was a story that formed itself so completely in my mind that I had to write it down. There was literally no revising; then a few emails trickled in. You know the rest.
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Energies of the Universe by WorldHopper reviews
Ever wonder how to all the different powers fit together? So did I. This is my take on, Ki, Reiatsu, Chakra, Mana, Nature Chakra, and The Force. Not an actual Story. Elements from Naruto, Dragon Ball, Bleach, Star Wars, and other stories. Updated.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Complete
X-men Supreme: Mutant Revolution by MarvelMaster616 reviews
Volume 1 of X-men Supreme. Professor Charles Xavier and his X-men fight to protect a world that hates and fears them. Join them as they grow their ranks and face new threats from their old foe Magneto, who is looking to begin a full mutant revolution.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 259,533 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Evolution by droidgirl reviews
Sheldon gets sucked into the future for a few minutes. It's all he needs to see what he could stand to lose.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Pregnant by CSI Clue reviews
Pepper wants lovin' and Tony is worried.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/2/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Another letter from Iruka by PervertPrince reviews
Sequel to 'A letter from Iruka'. Iruka writes Naruto yet another letter in hopes that the dumb blonde will finally listen. Very short but hopefully you'll get a bit of a chuckle out of it. Could also be seen as somewhat crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
You'll Be the Death of Me by niteryde reviews
Vegeta is determined to reach his full potential and help destroy the androids when they arrive. If only that woman would just stop distracting him, and stop looking at him like that...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,674 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - [Vegeta, Bulma] - Complete
Like Strangers by ncfan reviews
"Why don't any of us look alike?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
You know what I hate? by KuyaNR reviews
Shikamaru and Temari are forced inside due to the rain and decide to create conversation. Shikamaru/Temari
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A letter from Iruka by PervertPrince reviews
Iruka is tired of Naruto always getting into trouble so hee writes him a letter with a list of things he must never do unless he actually WANTS to be slaughtered. Can be seen as somewhat crack-ish.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 2,148 - Follows: 509 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
One Hour by niteryde reviews
Vegeta makes good on his promise to take his eight-year-old son Trunks to the park for an hour. One shot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Vegeta, Trunks - Complete
Little Hints by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Harley Quinn is a psychologist, after all...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn - Complete
When Blood Meets Darkness by PhantomScribe
In a world, where superheroes break the fourth wall constantly NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I FIX IT! *Ehem* Comes heroes from two worlds. Deadpool. Batman. The alliance of a lifetime. WAY better than the Batman and Superman duo! Some DeadpoolXPsylocke
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010
Sugar High by Jan Lee reviews
[ONESHOT.] Kiba likes licking spatulas. Ino's baking a cake. You do the math. Enough sugar and WAFF to make you want to visit the dentist. Kiba-centric. Kiba/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [Kiba I., Ino Y.] - Complete
And Gladys is at My Side by capyle reviews
A short story about Marv's weapon of choice. WARNING: attempted rape and violence involving teenagers.
Sin City - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Complete
A Dark Knight Over Sin City by capyle reviews
Gotham's worst criminals have escaped from Arkham. As always, it's up to Batman to bring them in. The only problem is that they're not in Gotham anymore. They're now in Sin City. Things are about to get a lot more complicated.
Crossover - Batman & Sin City - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,857 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - The Joker - Complete
No One Important by ncfan reviews
"Obaasan? Who was that?" "No one you need to worry about, dear." Tsunade thinks about her years later, and wonders.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Tsunade S., Kushina U. - Complete
Spontaneous Combustion by ncfan reviews
The day Chiyo meets Tsunade and vice versa, they both decide that the other can go rot in Hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Chiyo, Tsunade S. - Complete
Plugging Some Holes With a Handwave or Two by Lineape reviews
When an author 'Handwaves' something, that means they plug a plot hole with a flimsy explanation. JKR loves doing this, but sadly, she doesn't do it well. Shall I plug those holes myself? Well, I'll do my best at least. Oneshots, Twoshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P.
Dark Heart by ncfan reviews
On the nature of inner darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Naruto U. - Complete
A Father's Contemplation by Jan Lee reviews
[VIGNETTE] Inoichi contemplates his daughter's love-life. Inoichi-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Inoichi Y. - Complete
IN YOUR EYES by imadecookies reviews
[REVISED]After a mission Hinata wakes up in the hospital with no memory of her life. [Very Angst and almost heart breaking NaruHina love story]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,536 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
A Whole New World by Galahad reviews
No, its not like the Little Mermaid. Justice League meets Marvel. And not just superhero vs. superhero. I own nothing, Justice League is DC Comics, Marvel is owned by...well...Marvel.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/20/2010
Come Full Circle by knuckz reviews
They knew that Uzumaki Naruto was destined for greatness, but this was getting ridiculous. When Naruto takes the Yondaime's fuuinjutsu to unimaginable levels. Formerly known as 'Furuenjin'. Indefinite hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,822 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U.
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 273 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Attractive by Lucillia reviews
It wasn't so much that Goku didn't know what an attractive woman looked like, but that Saiyans had different standards.
Dragon Ball - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Goku, Master Roshi - Complete
Gotham Lights by J-Pop Princess reviews
Selina has made a habit of showing up at Bruce's window for late night visits. When the costumes come off, enemies can become lovers, even if only for a short while. LEMON.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Getting Used To It by Miss Pookamonga reviews
A series of oneshots focusing on Hiccup and Astrid's relationship. Fluff lovers rejoice! BREAKING POINT PART THREE IS UP!: "Hiccup...what are you doing in my bed?"
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,459 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - [Hiccup, Astrid]
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
Camaraderie Has Limits Too by duchess-susan reviews
The Watch are sent on a management course. A residential course. A sequel to 'Comradeship Has Limits', but they can be read seperately. Rated extremely cautiously.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Sam Vimes, Angua
Naruto no Hen'itai by Sage of Seals reviews
Evolution. Working over thousands to millions of years, it slowly changes our bodies. Sometimes, however, change speeds up, and new abilities are thrust upon those who least suspect it. Now, Naruto has to deal with being more than a human... a mutant.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,232 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,067 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Young Sam's Teacher by Temporal Austenite reviews
Sybil is looking for someone to teach Young Sam, and has brought Sam to interview everyone's favorite teacher...Susan! This is a one-shot of the interview. Please Read and Review!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Susan Sto Helit, Sam Vimes - Complete
Epiphany by loulou26 reviews
On a night out to celebrate her birthday, Lois encounters a hypnotist with extraordinary abilities. Once done, Lois can't remember anything about the encounter but as time goes on, she begins to realise that not all is as it seems when it comes to Clark K
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 135,897 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
For the Plot by Tie-dyed Trickster reviews
Everyone knows what Kakashi's favorite series is! But what if the reason he reads them is a little different than everyone thinks it is? Short and funny and a little crackish. But only a little.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 3,638 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
The Ultimate Weasley Prank by AirshipHead reviews
Fred and George trick Harry into testing their new product. It gives women a sex drive around Harry. Hilarity ensues, and much sex! Harry/Hermione Harry/Ginny Harry/Susan Bones Harry/Luna. Rated M for EXTREME sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
the Letter by Lucinda reviews
Tony Stark doesn't like this letter. One-shot, tiny bit of crossover, before the movies.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 4453 - Favs: 11,605 - Follows: 5,878 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Simple Question by ClockRepair reviews
A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 4,531 - Follows: 3,879 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
Little Miss Seductress ::Take Two by Riz-I reviews
Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Ten-Ten are set on one goal: dominate the school. Can the Kings of Konoha High keep their titles or will they be overthrown by the infamous playgirls? SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen. Continuation of Little Miss Seductress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,823 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Death Eaters: A History by Sir Chris reviews
A person's image is not always reality. A psychotic dark lord is not always calm and reasonable. His minions do not always obey him faithfully, nor are they always so sane themselves. Delve in to the 1970s with Voldemort, his followers, and Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Voldemort, Albus D.
Chase by Lucillia reviews
The reason why Naruto was allowed to wear "kill me" orange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 161 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
How Nobby acquired his dress by Captain Cendol
The title says it all: How Nobby continued his cross-dressing activities for the benefit of the Watch. At least we hope it's for the benefit of the Watch.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Nobby N. - Complete
The HOE by Zion Angel reviews
"You know, they say your handwriting reveals a lot about your state of mind, Potts." - The consequences of bad handwriting.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
The Art of Running and Hiding by Duchess Delanie reviews
Fishlegs really, really does not want a girlfriend at this time in his life.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Fishlegs I., Ruffnut - Complete
Seven Knights by Skykhanhunter reviews
A stranger walking into Devil May Cry pitches our heroes into a chain of events which will lead to another adventure and, possibly, the end of the world! Stars Dante, Vergil, Nero, Lady, Trish, Lucia, Kyrie and some OC's
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 80,179 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008
The Magpyr Conditioning by duchess-susan reviews
Vlad and Lacrimosa grew up in difficult conditions. For vampires, that is.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Vlad de M., Lacrimosa de M.
B for Boom by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU of the summer before DH. Ron and Luna investigate the possibility of using Muggle technology for the coming war with Voldemort-But how helpful could this "fertilizer bomb" thing really be? RL pairing, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Ron W., Luna L.
The Mysterious Story of: James Holmes by comedianmasta reviews
After the events of the first movie, RDA was pushed away from Pandora. Years after, even the scientists left for a while, leaving the human population to zero. Then, along came a lone man. Paid to be left in isolation, James Holmes tries to survive.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9411 - Favs: 24,113 - Follows: 9,589 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Recovery by Sunbitten reviews
A series of one-shots and drabble. The new situation of Berk means big changes for everyone. 6th story: Furniture gets moved again.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Hiccup, Stoick
Sunflower in Bloom by ncfan reviews
/NaruHina/ Naruto has something he needs to take care of, concerning three words spoken to him in the grip of despair by a girl who has loved him for as long as she can remember.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Aspects of Winter by ncfan reviews
Five times Sakura loved someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Missing Parodykage by Darklord Fizz reviews
Welcome to a world that a bored final fantasy fan wrote. A world that parodies most things that aren't funny. A world where it's to hard to get noticed, so he feed of other peoples fame. This is the world of the Parodykage. Part of Missing Hokage!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Naruto U.
A Cautionary Tale for the Dark Knight by MacyBlue reviews
The Batman is visited by an old friend from his past who provides him with some advice on dealing with the Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Ra's al Ghul - Complete
Sixteen Years by ncfan reviews
A woman knows how to wait. Spoilers for 498.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Kushina U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Nargelites by PerfesserN reviews
A Harry / Luna / Hermione story that begs the question, what would have happened if Harry had met Luna before either of them attended Hogwarts? Also, what if Harry reminded Severus Snape of Lily Evans, rather than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,832 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 2,486 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 522 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Vimes and the Vampiress by duchess-susan reviews
What turned Vimes to drink? Here is my answer to that immortal question...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sam Vimes - Complete
Valkyrie by A Frumious Bandersnatch reviews
The dragons were never Berk's only enemies. There are other enemies who believe that Hiccup is the key to what they need. It's no secret that he knows how to tame a dragon. And after all, word gets around. SEMI-PERMENANT HIATUS. SORRY.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,897 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010
A Healin' Touch by Mira-Jade reviews
"Dammit Jim, if that man's a Doctor, then I might as well start calling myself a dentist!" Somewhere a few systems away from nowhere, the crew of the Enterprise encounters a blue box piloted by a madman . . . who called himself the Doctor.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,083 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
I don't need you anymore by JackOfBladesX reviews
After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 618 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Failing Twilight by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,508 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 2,796 - Follows: 2,886 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U.
How to House Train Your Dragon by avatarmirai reviews
When the clumsiest Viking and most powerful dragon are paired together, accidents of all types are bound to happen, including those of the toilet variety. By the end, Hiccup is in desperate need of a change of clothes. One-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Hiccup - Complete
Of A Feather by CSI Clue reviews
Sparks and feathers fly between Happy Hogan and Natasha Romanov Iron Man2
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,378 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - H. Hogan/Happy - Complete
Salt Tequila Lime by outtabreath reviews
Tony and Pepper relax.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/30/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 3,603 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15583 - Favs: 9,663 - Follows: 7,358 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Endless Nights by Jan Lee reviews
[VIGNETTE.] Two o'clock in the morning is the worst time to be awake and alone. Ino-centric, Kiba/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2010 - [Ino Y., Kiba I.] - Complete
Rise & Fall by Goldberry reviews
Breathe in. Breath out. Team Gai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Tenten - Complete
The Weak and Wounded by generalzoi reviews
Warning: serious!Fic. What the humans don't realize is that the dragons only really need them when they're weak, or wounded.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Toothless - Complete
Odd One Out by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Most people didn't know much about Tenten, and she preferred things that way. -Supplement to Belletrist Word Salad's "Wicked Game." Gift fic. Pilot based. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Tenten - Complete
Pokers Are The Food Of Love by duchess-susan reviews
Another Teatime/Susan fic.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
Eye Envy by anothvortex reviews
One-Shot. Naruto, frustrated with the constant evolutions of the Sharingan, finally asks Hinata about the Byakugan's power up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Shifting Connections by anothvortex reviews
The sequel to "Eye Envy." Hinata has run out of time. The elders want a successor, hopefully one who did NOT declare her love to the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki, in place. However, they did not take certain changes into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 201 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
The Hokage Robes by Bye-Q reviews
Tsunade brashly comes up with a contest over night, the prize being the title of Hokage for a week. Naruto didn't realize what tough decisions he'd have to face in order to win the contest. NaruHina lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Caput Draconum by larabrambleofbywater reviews
Carrot has an unusual dream. Good thing Commander Vimes is there to bring him back to earth...err, Disc.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Carrot
I Told You To Kill The Spare by morgainedulac reviews
Why is Wormtail not allowed to attend Lord Voldemort's Resurrection Party?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Peter P., Edward - Complete
Whining by Duchess Delanie reviews
Hiccup thinks he should be allowed outside during at least one dragon attack.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Hiccup, Gobber - Complete
For the Planet by Adrian Tullberg reviews
When supervillians go green ...
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
The Perfect Ending by temari13 reviews
"If you're really so happy to see me again, then do something for me," I smirked. "Anything," he replied.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
The Wager by outtabreath reviews
Tony makes a bet with Pepper. Strong T rating.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,783 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Alex and Amy by Lucillia reviews
Funny that nobody stops to consider exactly what the werewolf cubs Hagrid had been caught raising under his bed during his school days were or what might have happened to them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Dancewear by Zion Angel reviews
Tony decides to give Pepper a little souvenir from the Expo. -- T/P, IM2 spoilers
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/10/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Stilettos Make The Woman by Queenhaq reviews
Contains spoilers for Ironman 2. Tony/Pepper.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/9/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Naruto: Lord of Konoha by Andoriol reviews
When Naruto wrote up that summoning scroll, he'd only wanted a better summon, he didn't expect training to be a Ninja-Overlord. Orochimaru and Madara just might have some competition for world domination. Strong!Naruto, NOT Super!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 81,390 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 2,109 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Theology by duchess-susan reviews
Vimes, Carrot, Reg, Dorfl and Visit discuss religion and Dibbler sausages. One-shot.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Dorfl - Complete
Konoha Exiles II: Time Warp by EroSlackerMicha reviews
The Sequel. Time has been reset. what will this mean now? More insanity, more crossovers cameo's, and More Hina/Naru. See what happens this go around as the Konoha crew does the Time Warp
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,185 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Relieving the Tension by Quen Galad reviews
Wolverine and Storm have a lot in common. The constant struggle for control, for example. They both try desperately to keep themselves in check, and not only because of their powers...
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Ororo M./Storm, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by Elfpen reviews
Stoick and Toothless are at odds as to where an over-protective Night Fury should sleep. Hiccup is at a loss of what to do, until Toothless decides to take matters into his own hands – er, claws. Oneshot. A/N: And now, I give you: The Sequel
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Bad Day by Miss Yetigoosecreature reviews
It has been said that when a Commander of the Watch is unhappy, he tends to spread it around with a big shovel. True, but who suffers when the Commander's pregnant wife is having a Bad Day?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 3,788 - Follows: 1,233 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Ashes by Backroads reviews
Stoick prepares for the return to Berk and just what his role is supposed to be as the chief.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Stoick - Complete
The Second Worst Viking by almne reviews
Fishlegs was always secretly relieved that Hiccup was considered the worst Viking
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Fishlegs I., Hiccup - Complete
Harry Potter: Identity by Bear12 reviews
Who was he? His parents had named him Harry Potter but he'd been called Adam for as long as he could remember. Did it actually matter? He didn't want to think about what would happen if the world found out that Harry Potter was alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,858 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In God We Trust by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Thirteen truths about the gods and mortals of the Shinobi World.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
Epic CultureShock by Messypeaches reviews
Naruto/DC X-Over. Usually when people told you they were going to take over the world, it involved a doomsday device, mind control, maniacal laugher... Not a... Committee. A polite committee, even, with memo's on the table. And fried things on a stick.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,563 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Kiba I.
Tag by Meinos Kaen reviews
There's the saying that two similar souls call out to each other. And that a hero never stops fighting. That is Naruto's case as he finds himself with the task of having to inherit a fellow hero's place and his legacy. DC Comics/Teen Titans Crossover
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Staking a Claim by Luki Dimension reviews
Hiccup hadn't been prepared for the Vikings acceptance, and he certainly wasn't prepared for the dragon's...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 178 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Born of Fire by Emmy Kay reviews
As a firefighter, Naruto knows how to keep cool in any situation. So how’s the cute new cook making him hot under the collar? Heavy innuendo and double-entendre. AU wackiness. Submitted to Perpetual159's Dattebayo challenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,637 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Book Seven by Lucillia reviews
The reason why the Doctor cried while reading the Deathly Hallows.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/26/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Butterfly's Wings by DisobedienceWriter reviews
On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 286 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Minato N. - Complete
The Necessary Adjustments by Elfpen reviews
Hiccup said he might have to tweak his prosthetic a bit. Feeling generous, Gobber decides to help him out. Unfortunately, the results have also created a strange side-effect.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Hiccup, Gobber
Gods and Pokers by duchess-susan reviews
The gods take a lesson from Susan and Teatime and start fighting with pokers...and toasting forks. One-shot. Thanks to She Who Shines.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - The Lady, Fate - Complete
Comradeship Has Limits by duchess-susan reviews
Nobby has caused a riot and now the Watch are trapped with only each other for company. So basically lots of Watchmen, Beti, and Vimes has a limited supply of cigars.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sam Vimes, Nobby N. - Complete
An Uncanny Likeness by outtabreath reviews
Tony introduces Pepper to her action figure.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/24/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 476 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Pencil Pusher by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The most dangerous thing for a shinobi to be good at is paperwork. As Tenzou finds out, much to his dismay. Set pre-canon. Crackish, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Yamato, Ibiki M. - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,109 - Follows: 477 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Genii Attraction by athena0109 reviews
Artemis stays over at the Chateau. Holly gets jealous and tries to stop the relationship between Artemis and Minerva from blooming. It's a battle between Holly and Minerva to win Arty's heart.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Artemis F., Minerva P.
Power by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My response to the 'Banishment' storyline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 183 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hinata H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Flirt by CSI Clue reviews
Movieverse--a look at Tony's main proclivity
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
No Reading by Meinos Kaen reviews
When dealing with things that you will no longer have in control after your death, it's always wise to have a back up plan. The one regarding Naruto had the effect of dropping him in the middle of Westchester county. COMPLETE
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 243,404 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Natal Day by outtabreath reviews
Tony finally remembers Pepper's birthday.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Elements of Teamwork by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Earth. Wind. Lightning. Fire. Water. There's a little piece of personality in your chakra's affinity. Or is there a little piece of chakra affinity in your personality? This is what the teams are made of. Oneshot. 12fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Complete
Speaking Volumes by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
Shikamaru was known for his laziness and uncaring attitude. But that didn't mean he didn't notice all the things people tried to hide. --Supplement to Belletrist Word Salad's "Wicked Game." Gift fic. Pilot based.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
Growing Pains by Niham reviews
“I take him fishing, and he hunts for trolls.” A peek into some of Hiccup’s childhood memories, as told by friends and family, exploring the events that stirred the need to kill a Night Fury. Eventual Astrid/Hiccup.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Hiccup
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 240 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Fear by NoNoWriter reviews
Naruto knows he doesn't have to be afraid of the villagers, because their minds are immature and Naruto is the monster under their beds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
What He Loved Most by Taisi reviews
So Hiccup found himself a new designation- every day, dragons. And he was just fine with that. Sure, hobbling around the village doing this and that was rather exhausting, but- clumsy as he was- Toothless wouldn't let him fall.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Underneath the Underneath by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 120 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Complete by Zion Angel reviews
He’s been through this cycle before, and she can’t bear to let him go through it again. -- suggested T/P
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
The Hokage Trap by Shawny Wong reviews
The Konohamaru Corps know the perfect girl for their boss – and they're on a mission to make sure he gets the girl. Poor Naruto. Written for Perpetual159's Dattebayo Challenge. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 360 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Married To My Work by i'm a quitter reviews
His life is the subject of her work. Her life revolves around her work. HIS life revolves around her. It's a vicious circle. Let the madness commence! Pepperony.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,351 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Crimson Reaper by Jinsoku reviews
One-shot Demon's are forever - they don't like dying. So when Naruto dies, the Kyuubi will not let his life end. Instead, he grants Naruto a lease on life that he never wanted. Dark story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Mother's Love: Fire and Blood by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to conquer and rule Konoha. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,073 - Reviews: 3609 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 181 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Tag, You're It by i'm a quitter reviews
The Joker breaks out of Arkham Asylum with the assistance of the morbidly lovely and slightly insane Harley Quinn.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Joker - Complete
The Eighth Stage by Adrian Tullberg reviews
How one man recovered from loss.
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 180 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fascination in Blue by Lucinda reviews
A look into the thoughts of Hank McCoy's girlfriend. She's been keeping secrets. One-Shot.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Raven D./Mystique - Complete
Belief by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto could do the seemingly impossible, because he wasn't aware that he should not be able to do so. He didn't know better than to try. So he believed he could. Belief leads to persistence, leads to almost superhuman effort, leads to victory. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
ANBU duty by Writing bunny reviews
What assignments do the new ANBU recruits get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 242 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Gardener of Leaves by Silent Magi reviews
A gardener reflects on the similarities between his hobby and his job. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Whys and Wherefores of Harassment by outtabreath reviews
Tony. Pepper. Banter. Iron Man 2 spoilers.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/20/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Ex Machina II by JBean210 reviews
What would happen if someone gave Harry a chance to learn magic BEFORE he attended Hogwarts? Would he be better prepared to face Voldemort, or would the power go to his head, making him arrogant and careless? A continuation of the story Ex Machina.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 164,310 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Property by Zion Angel reviews
Pepper makes it perfectly clear who can and cannot lay a hand on Tony Stark’s ass.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/16/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Gift by Zion Angel reviews
When he needs her most, Pepper gives everything of herself to him. -- pretty much complete emotional fluff
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Badass by Zion Angel reviews
How the hell did he never notice this side of Pepper Potts before? --- based on speculation about IM2. Spoilers!
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/15/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Hidden by Zion Angel reviews
He's seen plenty of women take their clothes off over the years, but he's never watched one put them on. -- T/P
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Sensei by Roving Otter reviews
Lee says the things he's afraid to say. Short, angsty and introspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
The truth about the four tails incident by Writing bunny reviews
Two times in his life Jiraiya had come close to dying. First time when Tsunade caught him peeping on her, second time during his three-years training trip with Naruto. But Jiraiya never admitted how did it really happen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Shinobi OneHalf by Innortal reviews
A betrayal at a shrine, tossed into a new world to be saved. What does this line of destiny have in store for Ranma and Nabiki.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,879 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 4/8/2007
The Naruto Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Episode 14: These are the Loops that never end...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,389 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/2/2006
VeniViciVetinari by duchess-susan reviews
Vetinari reflects on his relationships with Ankh-Morpork, Drumknott and Lady Margolotta
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Vetinari - Complete
The Whole of Her by Jan Lee reviews
[VIGNETTE]. Kiba has a discussion with Naruto on Ino. Kiba-centric, Kiba/Ino implied.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2010 - [Kiba I., Ino Y.] - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6436 - Favs: 12,890 - Follows: 5,010 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Why did I ever want this job? by Writing bunny reviews
Be careful with your wishes, they might come true, as Naruto found out right after he became Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Hand Raiser by knuckz reviews
Chuunin exams. Naruto raised his hand. And then he slammed it down. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Ibiki M. - Complete
Eliminating Redundancies by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Cleanup duties.
Crossover - Terminator & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Jack H. - Complete
Tempered in Flames by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
The people of Konohagakure send a message to their enemies: This will end in fire.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
It's an Odd Coincidence by Telcontar Rulz reviews
AU. Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a very strange place. He tries to figure everything out, but he seems cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home? A crossover between X-Men and LotR.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 325,415 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Aragorn, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 4,143 - Follows: 1,020 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Ninja Slush by ShaperV reviews
A holding pen for the plot bunnies that keep multiplying whenever I turn by back. This is back-burner stuff that I don't expect to do anything with until after my other stories are complete, if then. Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,231 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Naruto U.
Unsatisfactory Familial Relations by Sarah1281 reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
Screw fate! by Writing bunny reviews
Sometimes it pays off to use your brain. Even though thinking hurts.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
The Realities of Publishing by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Slightly different take on the last few minutes of The End of Time Part Two
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Personal Bubbles by A Frumious Bandersnatch reviews
Jake liked his personal bubble of space. The sooner Neytiri figured that out, the better.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Complete
A Fox Among Dragons by May - Princess of Hoenn reviews
The betrayal of his family pushed Naruto over the edge. In a village where "people like him" belong, will he find acceptance? NaruHinaShion
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
I Need Your Hand to Hold by Neguru Sucashi reviews
Maybe red isn't just the color of blood. It can also be love." One-shot,Music fic, and Valentine Theme. Pairing: Naruhina or Naruto and Hinata.Warning: Blood very graphic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Between these Shades of Grey by Mysterious-Vixen reviews
Who would have thought two girls could be so much trouble for a vampire and a werewolf. SasuSaku NaruHina TenNeji and many more. warning lemon. ON HOLD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,307 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 3/8/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
The Sentencing of Lucius Malfoy by Tentrees reviews
This is My AU of what should have happened to Lucy at the end of the first Blood War. after the Crown looses all patience with the Wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Lucius M.
About Horizon by Sarah1281 reviews
Following their disastrous first attempt at a reunion on Horizon, Kaidan and Shepard keep in touch and try to figure out why the galaxy hates Shepard, just how much they hate Cerberus, and how to have a better second reunion.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 184 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Wife by Belphegor reviews
Sure, being the wife of a supervillain was supposed to have perks, but having his colleagues show up on your doorstep with a grim face and bad news was NOT one of them. When the Flash - of all people - did, it was a nasty surprise. DCAU Rogues, no slash.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Wally W./Flash - Complete
Dual Sided Valentine by Osiriz-White-Fire reviews
Dante always gets valentines, what about Vergil? There's only one person who fills up that spot. Set when they are kids, fluff; one shot.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
Mission ranking guide for beginners by Writing bunny reviews
Don't believe the official guidelines. This is what the ranking really mean.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
Crackin' Your Bones by A Frumious Bandersnatch reviews
Neytiri wouldn’t admit that she was starting to harbor some affection for this Jakesully man. Even if he was obsessed with his legs.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2010
A perfect solution by Writing bunny reviews
Young Tsunade gets fed up with being called Flat-chested and decides to take action. Rating for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Mating Interrupted by Sarah1281 reviews
Samara quickly puts a stop to her daughter's attempt to love Shepard to death and the resulting reunion is rather tense, especially with Shepard there saying things no one wants to hear like how being evil doesn't mean you're no longer related...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Morinth - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lucky by outtabreath reviews
#3 in the Holidays Series. St. Patrick's Day is just an excuse for Luke and Lorelai to express their love.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
You Disappear With All Your Good Intentions by SkywardShadow reviews
-Spoilers- Two less than likely people meet in the afterlife and discuss foolish brothers, among other topics. Somewhat strange oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Izuna U., Itachi U. - Complete
Old Sins by Lucinda reviews
Ororo and Remy have a talk that starts out with relationships and wanders into the past. Single-shot, not Ororo/Remy.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Ororo M./Storm, Remy L./Gambit
Dawned by Without Fear reviews
What divine power convinced Kushina, a veritable tomboy, to keep her hair unusually long?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
The Recovered Spiral by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
At the Kage Meeting in Iron Country, the name Uzumaki Naruto comes up in conversation. The Godaime Mizukage, Terumi Mei, is not happy. Companion piece to “The Missing Spiral.” Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Mei T., Kushina U. - Complete
Unforeseen Consequences by Agent-G reviews
Ino tries to pull a prank on Naruto that backfires in the worse way as she is trapped in his mind. After she never sees Naruto the same way again. Taken over from Gaming Ikari but with new chapters later on. Naruto/Ino/Sakura, Tsunade/Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,718 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
But Not Forgotten by SkywardShadow reviews
Even after Uchiha Izuna died, his memory lingered. It still does. :Oneshot:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Madara U., Izuna U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Combat Butler by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,224 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P.
Naruto: Konoha Shinken by kyugan reviews
In 2000 years of history, only one style has stood supreme above all else. Now, after half a century of absence, a new successor walks the land, searching for the answers to his past.
Crossover - Naruto & Hokuto No Ken - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,933 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Naruto U.
The Truth by Clell65619 reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Always the Last to Know by Sarah1281 reviews
While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 133 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Takahashi's Inspiration by muishiki reviews
Do you ever wonder where Takahashi got the idea to do Ranma 1/2? Well, I imagine it might have been something like this...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Ranma - Complete
The Birds And The Bees by sugaredkiwi reviews
RP Ficlet: Vergil has a very, very bad dream. Very bad. And it's probably Lady's fault, somehow.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Vergil, Lady/Mary - Complete