Why hello everyone!!

OLA! I'm a girl and if you were wondering i am not emo. My name might suggest it but i would never slit my wrists. (I may bite myself but thats different :P) If you enjoy reading useless stuff to copy and paste onto YOUR profile, read down. The useless junk starts after quotes! Enjoy!!

The holidays over and prison...i mean school...rebegins. Hoora.

Name: Don't now if i should put it on here! I'M PARANOID!

Nickname: Don't have one at the mo.

Age: Look at the name. I"M PARANOID!

Chinese Zodiac:Ze Boar!! Go Kagura!!

I only know one of my REAL LIFE friends have a fan-fic account and it is Kaliedescope. Yeah, i think thats how you spell it. (Whoops!) (:D)

Favourite Anime: Um, i don't know much of them but i LOVE Bleach, Inuyasha, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Powerpuff girls Z, Pretear. Is Avatar: The Legend of Aang an anime?. More to come when I can get a hold of them! I have heard of Black Cat, Death Note, Blood+ and some others.

Favourite Manga: Well, i don't know many but i like Furuba, Naruto and Death Note. They are the only ones i've read!

Apperance: I am just above average height, shoulder length frizzy/curly darkish medium brown hair, brown eyes, I wear glasses and everyone looks fuzzy without them! and i have olive skin. I am not vain my sis is.(HA, TAKE THAT!)

Personality:I am shy, but once i'm your friend i am extremly crazy!! I have this really loud laugh and hate it when people make fun of me, dis me, find out stuff about me. Oh, and i have a short temper. DON'T MESS WITH THIS BEYATCH!

Stuff about moi: I like anime, manga, reading, writing, drawing, listening to music, youtube, Quizilla, FanFiction, Sloth's cause they are always smiling, who cares if they are slow?!. I want a job i enjoy and am good at and pays well. I like theme parks and rollercoasters and have never left the North Island. My friends are weird and random and so am I! Proud of it! I dis-like math. I am laid back personal.

Fav Songs at the mo:Handlebars by FloRider, Northen Downpour by Panic! at the Disco, American Idiot by Greenday,

Fav colour(s): Any apart from fluro pink.

Fav Books:Twilight series (AWESOMENESS!!) and half the other books i've read. (Thats alot by the way.)

Fav Movie: Twilight when it's out and Batman the dark night. The one with the Joker.

Fav youtube obsession: Comedians and NigaHiga. Thats not racist, its two guys that do funny crap on youtube. Look up How to be ninja/emo/nerd/gangsta. Or ninja glare. Thats crack-up. Sasuke hates stupid people and click on the first one. It's so effin funny! Or Dane Cook. He's awesome too! (Hes' a comedian btw)

QUOTES!!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you do it.

Death is lifes way of telling you your fired.

"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

"Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

It’s not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. (so true!)

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Yeah, I’m a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet

I am generally very brave. Today, I just happen to have a headache

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

'It’s always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend

Tell the truth and run

If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something

A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'man that was fun!'

Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

More soon.:)

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IF YOU LOVE GAARA, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!

If you love Naruto's couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show itself, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, ChristinaAngel, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, CrimsonSoulBlackHeart

If you love and want to marry any Naruto character on the whole show, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, ChristinaAngel, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, CrimsonSoulBlackHeart

YOUTHFULNESS IS A YOUTHFUL SOMETHING ONLY YOUTHFUL PEOPLE WHO EXPERINCED THE UNYOUTHFULNESS AND YOUTHFULNESS OF YOUTH CAN UNDERSTAND NOT UNYOUTHFUL PEOPLE...if you have no idea what I just said, and half the time you have no idea what Gai and Lee say, copy this onto your profile and add your name here: Lady Maybelle of Confusion, CrimsonSoulBlackHeart

If you have ever had a crush on an anime character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've never tried drugs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

And proud of it!

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off at the others.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 percent either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, animemaniac-101, SilverAngel90,SeyoukaiStar,kohano haru,fruitsbasketangel OneSong05, Ayumi Elric, SapphireElric, julstimes2, E.Mahiru, Skitty Kat Girl, demonalchemist5, chibi-Momiji724, XxRyoukoXx, CrimsonSoulBlackHeart

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Japan is cool, copy this into your profile.

If this site is an addiction and your parents don't know add this to your profile

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obssesed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

All. The. Time.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

I would be dead by now.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you find the idea of getting out of bed early about as appealing as scratching out your own eyeballs, please copy and paste this into your profile.

People tell me i'm on crack, i tell them to shut up or i'm going back to hogwarts.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (wait...)

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Therapist = The-rapist... scary thought

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER

I have the cape I make the whoosh noises.

When i walk past an automatic door and it opens for me, i worry that if i dont go through it, i might hurt its feelings.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his PURSE.

Me and the gummi bears have a plot to rule the world...but Shhh...its a secret

Don't follow in my footsteps...i run into walls.

My friends are the kind that if my house was burning down...they would be making SMORES and hitting on the FIREMEN.

My friends are also the kind that spend hours trying to dround a fish.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ONLY TALK TO ME!!

Things That A PerfectGuy Would Do

1... Know how to make you smile when you are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence

4. Give you the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you

6. Play with your hair

7. His hands always find yours

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer you plenty of massages

10. Dancewith you, even if he feels like a dork

11. Never run out of love

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needsto be serious

14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.

15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts

16. Smile a lot

17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.

18. Appreciate you.

19. Help others out.

20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1

21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.

22. Sing , even if he can't.

23. Have a creative sense of humor

24. Stare at you.

25. Call for no reason

26.. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, cursed, or both.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.(Like Akito...)

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...(I thought I was dead)

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

A day without sunshine is...night.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?(ME MYSELF AND MY BOOKS!)

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch. (SKITTLES!)

All the good ones are either gay, married, taken, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (BANG! Bang. Bang? Damn.)

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" or "Dang, we screwed up."
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shiz up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shiz, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned about being poular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minimino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow 929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-wishing-waiting, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-Obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, ilovethelittletacos...ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, Amaterasu Haruno, Anime Azn Cherry, Lady Maybelle of Confusion, CrimsonSoulBlackHeart

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Good for you if you have read down this far! I really don't blame you if you didn't, its so frigging LONG!! LOL Congrats if you did!!