Don't take me seriously; I know I don't! I write for fun. I want to learn how to write with wit, but I have learned that I don't have the brains for that, so I just write whatever. I'm a horrible writer.

I recently realized that my true life calling is to live the bum life.

English isn't my first language, so forgive little nuances in the grammatical structure of my phrases, clauses, and sentences that may or may not make sense in the context of your English. Also, linguistics is the bomb.

I make bad decisions easily.

My username is the sound villains make when they have a stomachache and try to laugh maniacally.

When it comes to shipping, I don't discriminate across genders. Anything goes, and any pairing is fine with me as long as I can imagine a possible way to connect two characters.

Everyone deserves a Mafuyu in their lives. :))

AO3/Tumblr account name: ahuehuehueee

General Disclaimer: Now that I think about, I don’t really know how my stories look like to the natives of the places I choose to write my stories in. I do hope I’m not mangling their culture and customs in my stories. I always research before I use something in my stories, but I always feel that perfunctory Google searches and knowledge from literature, be it from fiction or non-fiction, aren’t enough. So I apologize in advance in case I do offend someone, or if I use something in their culture wrongly, and other possible offenses. I hope my mistakes will be rectified, so please do tell and correct me if I make one. :D

Current Quote to Feed the Mind:

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

—Oscar Wilde