The Siren Bard is an aspiring fantasy novelist fighting her way through the absurd limbo we call College. Pulled like taffy between her diametrically opposed love of the Caribbean and high fantasy, she found her way to this safe haven, where she can decompress with her Guilty Pleasure. And her novels dont even have to know!. Vocalist and marine biologist by day, fiance and literary assassin by night, she only wishes for more time.

And her own pirate ship.