O'righty! I felt like updating this damned profile. Why? I have no earthly clue. I only read a few fics and give my absolute opinion. Sympathy to you all. I usually read Rayzor's fics, she's really good. Uhm... don't tell if you've seen my name 'round. I think she's still mad that I logged onto her account. Eh...

My name is Derek and I'm a nineteen-year-old guy from the middle of nowhere... AKA the depths of Hell... There's a place in Navada called Hell. I want to go there.

Yeah, I've written one fan fic and it's below. It's not wonderful, but it was worth a try. Yeah...

I like horror movies (Dawn of the Dead, Resident Evil, anything with zombies or other undead creatures that vant to suck yer vlood), video games (FF series, Resident Evil series, etc.), and rock operas (Phantom of the Opera is an exception to the "rock opera" genre).

Quotes:

"If you ever get onto my account again, I'm gonna rip yer ears off and throw 'em out a window!" - YK2 (AKA Rayzor)

"If I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you."

"-Sniff- I was told that if I -sniff- Didn't pass your class -Sniff- Then I'd be grounded for the rest of the school year!" - My friend Anjie, who actually passed Spanish using that horrible line.

That's all until I decide to update this wretched profile again.

Ghastly Unknown Loserific Person
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