Haymitch is bleeding into the punch bowl at a party of fashionistas. Something about the colour scheme has upset him. Enter Effie, wearing grey. Haymitch starts to talk. Things get messy. Effie gets fierce. Eventual Hayffie. Pre-74th Hunger Games. Mild angst with a fluffy payoff (as requested by PirateKitten). Chapter Five (it's a short one) now up.