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Joined 02-04-13, id: 4525202, Profile Updated: 02-18-14
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Glee, and Merlin.

Hey!

I'm in a lot of fandoms but I'm mostly going to write fanfictions for Glee and Harry Potter!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (Bolded ones apply to me.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or a petrol station.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude. (anyone else think of the Breakfast Club???)

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Saxaphone!!!)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship them

Vigilence by KatZenSPN reviews
John had his flaws. Hell, he had a lot of them. But he knew the signs: something was after Dean, and he was going to find out what it was. Wee!chesters and also S6.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,887 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/12/2012 - John W., Castiel - Complete
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Albus Potter: Year One
Albus has started Hogwarts but he soon discovers that something else is going on. Death eaters are returning and Albus is the only one who could stop them from creating a powerful, evil army. Rating because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,962 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - OC, Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Maybe Just the Touch of a Hand reviews
What if Arthur and Merlin had met a little differently?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2015
Kurt's Girls' Night reviews
Kurt invites some of his McKinley friends over for a Girls' Night at Dalton. Join them and some special guests while they spend their night playing party games. Who knows, we might even see Klaine get together.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/17/2014 - [Kurt H., Blaine A.]