Britain goes pirate and finds out Canada has been writing letters to his hated rival, Prussia. Arthur's been drinking and he goes off on poor Matthew. WARNING: Rape, violence, abuse, semi-guro, and incest. Don't like? Don't hate. Cowritten with LyddieK.

In which Matthew is in love with Arthur and Alfred plays hero and Matthew has second thoughts about running to big brother. In which seduction and shenanigans prevail and Matthew is not the normal one in the family anymore.

Arthur breaks a teacup that leads to a certain type of chaos. Features England-Arthur, Canada-Matthew, USA-Alfred, and France-Francis.