My Name: Well if you can read which I assume you can then you will know that my user name is an aliascalledjade. My friends call me a variety of things which are listed here: Nalla, Na-chan, Jade, Caleb, and Rose.

I'm a girl -_-

Don't even freaking ask what my age is. It's no of yo business.

Location: It's a place.

Personality: I like to think of myself as psychologically confused. Or intellectually insane.

Other: I have an imaginary friend named Bob who likes long walks on the beach, rainy days and poking dead things with a stick. Bob likes taking peoples cookies. So hide yo cookies foo. I also have little voices inside my head which are several different personalities. They come up with all my writing material and when they argue or take work vacations I get writers block. If you could look inside my head then you would see it's very dark and the little voices constantly trip over thousands of filing cabinets that catogerize (not very well) everything think I have ever thought and everything I has learns.

Quotes:

"I tried seeing from your point of view but I couldnt stick my head that far up my ass." ~Neko

"OMG the stick looks like a tampon." ~Eric

"homogetnolove" ~ Chris

"Jake, we're out of money. Quick go whore yourself off!" ~Hayle

"Hey Misa look, theres a street go sell yourself on it."~ Katie

"Boys think one perverted thought every 7 seconds"~Hannah

"I bet you gave him a boner!"~Neko

"Wheres the remote?! "In my pants!" ~ Neko

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever zoned out in a conversation, answering with a "Yes" or something along those lines to the person you were talking to, even though they just insulted themselves, making them very angry at you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with chocolate, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

If you look at random profiles for the sole reason of finding something to copy and paste onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, Spawn of the Devil, CeruleanStarGlow, the-walls-have-ears, analiascalledjade

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.- maybe not world domination, maybe just the domination of a random island in the south pacific.

If you lose grip on the real world so easily that you are constantly asking about things that you should probably know, copy&paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list; Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Fuzzy-Pamplemousse, GuardianOfTheMorningStar, frodoschick, the-walls-have-ears, analiascalledjade

If you think that anyon who uses the word 'gay' as an insult is a freaking homophobe and should be sent to a rehab center to get over their irrational fear of homosexual people, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, mental or anything similar, copy this into your profile (put the ones you are in italics)

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you pity the poor sap who got dared by his sadistic friends to test your temper, because it will end only in pain (for him), copy and paste this onto your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

KISS ME IM MFING IRISH!

Tim Finnegan lived in Walkin Street, a gentle Irishman mighty odd
He had a brogue both rich and sweet, an' to rise in the world he carried a hod
You see he'd a sort of a tipplers way but the love for the liquor poor Tim was born
To help him on his way each day, he'd a drop of the craythur every morn

Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner around the flure yer trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I told you? Lots of fun at Finnegan's Wake

One morning Tim got rather full, his head felt heavy which made him shake
Fell from a ladder and he broke his skull, and they carried him home his corpse to wake
Rolled him up in a nice clean sheet, and laid him out upon the bed
A bottle of whiskey at his feet and a barrel of porter at his head

Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner around the flure yer trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I told you? Lots of fun at Finnegan's Wake

His friends assembled at the wake, and Mrs Finnegan called for lunch
First she brought in tay and cake, then pipes, tobacco and whiskey punch
Biddy O'Brien began to cry, "Such a nice clean corpse, did you ever see,
Tim avourneen, why did you die?", "Will ye hould your gob?" said Paddy McGee

Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner around the flure yer trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I told you? Lots of fun at Finnegan's Wake

Then Maggie O'Connor took up the job, "Biddy" says she "you're wrong, I'm sure"
Biddy gave her a belt in the gob and left her sprawling on the floor
Then the war did soon engage, t'was woman to woman and man to man
Shillelagh law was all the rage and a row and a ruction soon began

Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner around the flure yer trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I told you? Lots of fun at Finnegan's Wake

Mickey Maloney ducked his head when a bucket of whiskey flew at him
It missed, and falling on the bed, the liquor scattered over Tim
Bedad he revives, see how he rises, Timothy rising from the bed
Saying "Whittle your whiskey around like blazes, t'underin' Jaysus, do ye think I'm dead?"

Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner around the flure yer trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I told you? Lots of fun at Finnegan's Wake

Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner around the flure yer trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I told you? Lots of fun at Finnegan's Wake. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you know what song it is.

If you've ever told someone kiss me I'm irish and have them really offer them to kiss you then copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Do you like waffles?" "Yeah we like waffles." "Do you like pancakes?" "Yeah we like pancakes!" "Do you like frenchtoast?" "Yeah we like frenchtoast!" "DO DO DAH DO! CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTH FULL!"

"Happy birthday you wish you had more money! Happy birthday your lifes so sad it's funny!"

"If criogenics were all free then we could live like Walt Disney and live for all enternity inside a block of ice!"

"I'll take a rock, just a big ass rock! Maybe even a cinderblock would be better! I'll hoist it up and drop it on your face. And just before the lights go out you'll look up and you'll know you've got a friend with a rock, who cares. I mean a big ass rock!"

"That Axel guy, I told you about? Well quite frankly. He creeps me out. But I'll still fight, that Xemnas guy. I bet you, can make him cry."

"Doom Doom Doom DOOOOOM!"

"Because I am Cloud, my hair defies all gravity!"

"Kidnap the Sandy Clause, beat him with a stick!"

"Dance send me O's. Japan eat a hand. And Yours only Yours. I'm not afraid of Dance Dance. Hips don't lie! Misa in the club singing we bring to you the Caremelldansen!"

"Can I have no gender?"
"No."
"Can I move to England?"
"No."
"Can I have your credit card number?"
"No."
--subway--
"Can I have lettuce on my sandwhitch?"
"No."

--OH SNAP!!--

"mmmm, Zack stop."
"why cloud?"
"I feel weird." Zack gives Cloud a concernd look and moves allite away from Cloud.
"I'm sorry cloud. I got ahead of myself."
"no. It's just there's a weird girl in the cornor of the room." (Moi)
"don't mind me! Continue!" crazy smile

why do you call D. Grayman Da GrayMan?
CUZ IT SOUNDS COOL!

muffins in gravy floating in space?
I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S A QESTION BUT, SURE!

UNWANTED FANTASIES! ANOTHER SIDE AFFECT OF HUNGER! STOP THE HORROR! GRAB A SNICKERS

Fruit Loops are just gay Cheerios

American to me is codeword for 'I don't know WHAT the fuck I am'

Because all of us are 32 year old virgin, Hawaiian organ donors on the inside.

Or worse yet, Super AIDS! How would you like getting Super AIDS, Roxas?!

Long chapter is long. And gay-sounding. Tyki makes everything homo. And pedo, now that I really think about it. (I LURVE YOU TYKI!)

"Mmhm, I know Roxy, and any second now the world will turn upside down, and a disco ball will sprout from your forehead, as my soul is devoured by Chuck Norris, who incidentally lives in my alarm clock with Satan."