Hi, I'm Yorkie! I am a happy girl! I love the world! Lydia needs to throw up on Walter, just sayin.

I'm sad )':

But I'm also happy (:

I'm a very conflicted person! (': ):

I love albino sasquatches, they're all like, "Rawr, I'm coming to eat you, I'm white and furry and have red eyes, RAWR!!!" Heh, heh... moving on.

This is a cool quiz, bold the ones you have done/do and see how many you have at the end!

(I bolded a LOT of them... I'm kind of worried.)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said 'o'clock' after saying how many mins after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (I ran up to a man I thought was my dad and hugged him...it wasn't my dad...)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up.
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back..

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. (What's a hickey?)
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Annoying things to do in an elevator!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do." And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23)when the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!!"

Ways to Annoy people at the movie theater:

1) Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

2) Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

3) Clap when the good guy gets killed.

4) During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

5) Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

6) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

7) Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

8) Yell out what is going to happen.

9) Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

10) Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

11) Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

12) Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

13) Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

14) Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

15) Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

16) Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

17) Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

18) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

19) Try to start a wave.

20) Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

21) Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

22) Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

23) Sing with the theme music.

24) Bring and use your own air freshener.

25) At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

26) Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

27) Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

28) Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

29) Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

30) Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

31) Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

32) Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

33) When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

34) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

35) Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

36) Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

37) Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

38) Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

39) Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

40) Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

41) Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

42) Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

43) Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

44) Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

45) Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

46) Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

47) Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

48) Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can hear it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

49) Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

50) Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

51) Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

52) Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death(Hades)’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure

A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Babies get dropped every day, I am one of them.

Whoever said nothing's impossible, they never tried slamming a revolving door!

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick.

Cheesy waffles are my life.

I am a gardener (inside joke)

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own lemonade!!

When life gives you lemons, throw it in the trash and tell life you'd rather have money.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

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This is bunny. Help bunny on his way to worls domination by cut and copying him onto your profile. I did, MUAHAHAHAHA -hack- oh, furball

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

I found this story to make me feel really happy! (sarcasm)

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.

I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right.

Now the party is finally ending, Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.

Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road,

the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say,

the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom. . . I wish you'd get here soon.

How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.

I hear the medic say I'll die in a short time.

I just want to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.

It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.

The only difference is, he drank and I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.

I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.

I'm lying here her dying, and all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.

And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave,

Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive,

If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.

Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom, before I say goodbye.

I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

I saw this on a friends' profile, and I cried when I read it. Hundreds of people die every day because of DWI. And most of them are teenagers. Shouldn't this stop? This waste of life? Copy and paste this to your profile if you agree.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile.

I cried when i read this

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
One more life that could've been saved.
One more legal murder.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
(Yeah... accidently... coughcough.)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
(I'd like to think I'm a mage on an epic quest.)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.
(Atarr! Ar'e okon nu'oshi?)

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU WANT TO BE A WRITER WHEN YOU GROW UP COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE.

YESSSSS

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. And proud of it!

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D I'll even add another :D HA! Beat that you lumps of lard!

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. And you had better or I'll send my sasquach after you!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like
do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. What is MySpace?

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

Things Im Not Allowed To Do In Ferryport Landing:

1. I will not tell Sabrina the President of the United States is an Everafter Now wouldn't that be a joyful moment!

2. I will not quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail when I see King Arthur.

3. It is not polite to ask Jake if he likes "older women" Yeah, but it is funny.

4. I'm not supposed to try and convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real. Well he's real to me! Thanks for crushing my dreams!

5. Mr. Canis is not a werewolf, and I should not compare him to Remus Lupin or Jacob Black. OMG! Imagine Jacob's head with Canis's body! Blech!

6. Jokes about police officers being pigs are not funny.

7. I will not as a human, pretend to be a mime in a box while standing next to the barrier. Wouldn't they get all steamed up! Man, that would be fun!

8. Saying "I don't believe in fairies," will not make Puck or his minions die. darn it! Oh... heh heh heh, noooothinggg...

9. I will not constantly mention living happily everafter.

10. I will not talk about finding my prince charming, especially if he is within earshot. Nope, never do that, but it doesn't say you can't sing the song.

11. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend their magic ones. Puck would be so proud, I'm still bummed about number 8.

12. I will not ask people for their drivers license.

13. Nottingham will not be amused if I forge a love letter from him to Heart. But I will. Kissy kissy!

14. I will not sing songs from the movie Men in Tights whenever I see Robin Hood or his men.

15. I will not steal from Baba Yaga and blame it on someone else. But they stole my cookie!

16. I will not offer anti-aging products to everafters, and act offended when they don't take them.

17. It is not a good idea to cover the walls in red handprints, even as a joke. Oh, well, maybe I should, RUUUUUNNNN!!!

18. I will not brag about all the places i've been recently. New Mexico, England, Georgia, North Carolina, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, oh, um, oops.

19. Pretending to discover magical items is not okay. I don't see the big deal about this one.

20. I will not allow Rumplestilzkin to adopt children. Nor will I hire him as a babysitter.

21. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy mirror. Maybe you won't but I will! Maybe even give him a little joke to, um, you know, crack em up.

22. I will not give Elvis sausages, no matter what happens. The horrors!

23. I will not attempt a brain/heart transplant on the Scarecrow/Tin-man.

24. I will not refer to everafters by their real names in front of other people.

25. I will not ask for autographs.

26. I will not ask everafters to refer me to their plastic surgeons.

27. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with the Scarlet Hand. Peace out my peeps!

28. I will not use mirror to do my hair in the morning. Okay, but I just might have to practice my, um, nunchuck routine, but you can't blame me if they...sliiiip...

29. I will not ask Scarlet Hand members if they want to to join a new organization called the Blue Foot. Which I am not the master of. BUT I AM!!!

30. I will not ask Sabrina for make-up tips. But mom, I want to be a clown.

31. I will not call Puck Peter Pan. Has he got some, people can just be better than you, issues?

32. I will not randomly kiss Charming, especially if Snow White is in the room I would be a cooked apple. Heh heh, stupid joke, lol.

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If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile

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A sweet story.

A brother and a sister both went through a horrible disease. The brother miraculously survived and so now his blood could save his sister. The nurse comes up to the boy and asks "Will you give your blood to your sister?" It takes the boy only a moment to think until he agrees. When it comes to the transfusion, the little girl regains her color almost immediately. The boy smiles just like everybody, then he turned pale and asked the nurse, "How long until I die?" You see, the boy thought he'd have to give the girl all of his blood and die to save her. This shows true sacrifice and love.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Peter Pan

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? Blue

3. Your first initial? M

4. Your month of birth? January

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Lydia

7. Your favorite number? 363

8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I wish my dad could walk.

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THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love. Oh, I so do love affectionate kisses from my mother and father. What weirdo typed this in as an answer?

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom. Well considering nobody likes me... hmmm, I've got to say that this is dead wrong!

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Ummmmmmmmmmmm, I hope this doesn't have anything to do with question number 1. *dies of scared fright!* I would gag!

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate. Ummm if this were my month, I'd cry.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time Erm, cool...I guess?

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it. I already do and this isn't my color, so ha color believers!

6. This person is your best friend. The most right thing on this whole quiz!

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. Man, they must be facebook friends because I don't think anybody has THAT many friends!

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person. ORRRRRRR, maybe, I live there! I am NOT a laidback person!

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. I don't care if I please people, I'm...sorta spontaneous, I guess, but I am loyal to my friends, and I don't have a love

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday I did! The wish didn't come true yet!

A long BORING story: I love rain. Feel the rain, it's nice. So, I said to my dog, I love pie. Ugly pie that is. And it has to be furry. Stupid dog! All of my friends sang last night. Of those people, my mom stood out. The rain droned out the singing, but that's okay. Guys, their singing sounds like ugly pie. Think of this though, I love ugly pie! I'm so happy!So so so happy. Ugly PIE!!! They need to all eat Ugly PIE!!! Tell me you love Ugly pie!!! It isn't your favorite? To Many girls and boys.Me, I love ugly pie, but my dog is still stupid. Too many clowns eat my shoes each day.yorkie999777000

My friend and I were at Victoria's Secret, and my friend and I both picked up DD bras and asked for bags!!! XD They all looked at us like we were crazy! BTW- We're way smaller than that. Gladly OoO

My friend and I were at a cooking place shop where they sold kitchen supplies. My friend went into the men's bathroom, you know, a single bathroom, and there was apparently a guy with a white shirt on, reading a book, and going to the bathroom. She ran away after that and dragged me with her. I saw him in the store. Can you say AWKWARD?!!!!!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.