I am a hermit, a full-time betta fish observer. I used to have trouble spelling 'chrysanthemum'.

I read Enid Blyton, and spent years afterwards hunting around my house for the the chimney, wondering why there wasn't one. Then I realized we never needed it. Afterwards came my quest for attics, which we don't have either. I can't ride a bike, I pick the brownest bread in the market, and I don't condone imperialism, jingoism nor twilightism. But I do recommend headology (thank you, Sir Pratchett). I have no truck with proper grammar, subjective past predicate and the such. I simply glue together a sentence, send it out to the wild, and hope for the best. So far there are no casualties.

I worship many gods - Baz Luhrmann and Sanjay Leela Bhansali among them - and I love the campy, the cheesy and the stupidly funny. I also enjoy unconsummated romances, because sex is only sexier when it doesn't happen. I've a soft spot for anti-heroes, well-rounded villains and underdogs. I stand on the shoulders of giants, far too many name...but if there's one shout out I'd like to give, it'd be to Uncle Pete for planting my head with ideas.

My specialty's humour, and pragmatic romances with a side order of slice of life. Poking fun of characters that I like and making romances realistic are easy enough. Observing human life isn't. Still teaching myself how to do it.

In light of my Tiger&Bunny fic, I've also started a Tiger&Bunny project over at my deviantart. I'm also Azkas19 over there.

Thanks for dropping by. Let's do lunch someday.

011212: Nanowrimo is finally over. It's my fourth year doing and fourth year win. Didn't go to the party because I was working. But I heard it was fun. They had spaghetti and everything. What's fun was I got to know fellow DA fans and ex-students from my old college. Hope they'll be around again for next year.

070313: I owe an apology. I know I've promised an alternate ending to 'Dummies Guide to Botching Up a Friendmance', but I don't see it happening anytime soon. I've made several attempts, and a rough draft's been hibernating in my hard drive for months...but I just can't make it work. As far as I'm concerned, the story's finished as it is. Secondly, I'm now focusing more on painting than writing. So, sorry to the folks I've promised to. Take comfort in knowing that in your minds, the 'Give Fenris His Hawke' movement is alive and well, and Hawke will forever end up with Fenris.