"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

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The road to success is always under construction.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.