So you know those really annoying people who know everything...ya know, the "smart kids," the ones always done with the test first, he ones who are happy when the English teacher assigns an essay, the ones who like analyzing Dickens to death, always quoting A Tale of Two Cities because they can? Yeah...that's me. Just throwing that out there for you.

So (I also start most of my sentences with the word 'so.' Again, just throwing that out there.) I used to have a bunch of random crap that I took from other people's profiles, ya know, the stuff about the abused girl, the aborted child, the girl whose dad died, "girls are like apples on trees," the story about the bf/gf on the motorcycle with one helmet and all the cute stuff about the "perfect guy" (who, by the way, totally does not exist), what my mother taught me, the story about the girl whose dad raped her, the kid who got killed in a high school shooting, the difference between a friend and a best friend (wow, runon sentence much) blah blah blah and then a bunch of stupid quotes that sort of half applied to me and I think it just made me look like a stupid third grader (yeah I had it all). But you've seen it all already, and if you haven't, then that's probably because you don't care and aren't any more likely to read it on my profile than anyone else's. So I took it down. But I will keep up some of my favorite quotes from other profiles and abroad.

"If you can't convince them, confuse them." - Harry S. Truman

"The free-thinking of one age is the common sense of the next." - Matthew Arnold

“You know you're in love when reality is finally better than your dreams” - Dr. Seuss

People will always talk about you so you might as well give them something to talk about.

“A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.” - Marylin Monroe

“It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have every done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.” - Sydney Carton; A Tale of Two Cities

“The trouble with most of us is that we would rather by ruined by praise than saved by criticism.” - Norman Vincent Peale

I miss the sound of your voice...the ringing of your laugh...the feeling of your hand in mine...the warmth of your embrace...your electrifying stare

“It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes come to the top.” Virginia Woolf

She falls asleep wishing you were next to her, dried tears on her face, knowing it wouldn't be any different tomorrow...

You don't have to have a reason to feel good. You can feel good for no reason at all.

Wait until there's someone to cry about, someone to fight it out, someone to say you're the reason they breathe.

Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it, so it keeps flying anyway.

So here's to teenage romance, and not knowing why it hurts like hell.

To see joy is to know despair, to see life is to know death, to see the top is to be at the bottom, to see pure love is to see pure hatrid, for only once one has lived in one extreme, can one live the other.

It's sad when people you know, become people you knew...When you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours, and now...you can barely even look at them.

And she's so scared to get close to anyone because everyone who said they'd never leave...left.

Look into my eyes. If you can see my soul, you know I love you...I'm letting you in, hoping my soul can tell you what my words are too afraid to...

It's wrong you dreamt of him.

I miss the sound of your voice in the dark of the night.

We can disappear...

You're the one I dream about.

Hope will fall tonight with broken wings.

I swear I'll wait for you forever.

Stay with me; please don't go...

I get lost in your eyes.

Hello darkness - my old friend.

I tried to be everything for you.

Black as night, cold as ice.

I have chills - they're multiplying - it's electrifying

One last romantic scene.

I'm sorry my eyes don't sparkle anymore.

What if I never hold you, or kiss your lips again?

Much to rare to die

Sleep in peace tonight.

You won't see me break.

I won't be forgotten.

Not all angels have wings.

Run away with me.

Let's slow dance and be the couple everyone wished they could be.

I'm holding on to a dream that won't come true.

Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes.

I love him more than he'll even know

I won't die for you. I can't die for you, because you have so much of me that dying for you would be dying for my own being...

Beginnings and scary endings are sad. It's the middle that counts the most - don't look too hard for happy endings because you might just miss the best part of the story.

I think I'll surprise you. The only question is...will you be aware enough to notice it?

People hold onto something because they're afraid nothing that great will ever happen to them again.

If you can't hear my heartbeat, you're too far away.

Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying; and even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe, she's really good at lying.

“Forged in war, born of death, saved by love.” - Jackson Rathbone

“I'd tell her that I'll never know what it was like to be her. But I do know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in, but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill the thing on the inside.” - (Girl, Interrupted)

It's not going to be easy. It's going to be really hard. And we're going to have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that...because I want you. All of you. Forever.

It's not about me; It's not about you...It's about us...But you'll never know, because you've never felt.

Behind every un-trusting girl is someone who made her that way.

It's funny how someone can break your heart and you still love them with all the little pieces.

“It's not about right. It's not about wrong. It's about power.” - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“She's like a woman fighting for more than life. She fights like fighting is her life. It is the air she breathes, and she knows she will win because...there is no alternative.” - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Who really cares if you're in your house, or in a big open field? There is always something to surround you. You can pretend like you're free, but you're not. Not really. You will always be trapped. Either four walls of plaster or the roundness of the encroaching atmosphere. I see no difference.

Love is not about feelings. It's not about spite, money or lust. It's about trust. And when you find that one other person that you trust wholly and completely with you mind, body, heart and soul, then it's love.

They like girls better. They're prettier. And they smell better. Boys smell like cows. -Randy Hoover

It's pretty sad when you think about it. It's even sadder when you think about not thinking about it.

“Tears wash the windows of our souls so we can see ourselves more clearly.” - Exodus 19:5

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

He's closed in, closed off, shut in, shut down. He's ice cold...but I see the fire in his eyes, glazed over by tears...and maybe, just maybe...there's something in there, waiting to be released, if he would just let it out.

If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; and if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger. -Catherine Earnshaw; Wuthering Heights

Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay.

Maybe we were meant to be together. Maybe my tears mean something. Maybe your laugh means something. Maybe every time you look at me, my heart loses a little of itself to you, knowing that it can never truly have you...Maybe you'll never know, because you'll never try. Maybe you'll see this...Probably you won't. But I'll try anyway. I love you...

-And then...sometimes you just have to let go.

One night and one more time, thanks for the memories, even though they weren't so great... -Fall Out Boy

I can be you hero baby, I can kiss away the pain, I will stand by you forever, You can take my breath away-Enrique Iglesias

If only you believe like I believe, baby, We'd get by, If only you believe in miracles, baby, So would I -Jefferson Starship

And I don't want the world to see me, 'Cause I don't think that they'd understand, When everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am. -Goo Goo Dolls

But nothing's greater than the rush, That comes with your embrace, And in this world of loneliness I see your face... -Leona Lewis

And its you and me and all of the people, And I don't know why I can't keep my eyes off you...-Lifehouse

He's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar -Taylor Swift

And I don't feel right when you're gone away -Evanesce

If I could fly, I'd pick you up, I'd take you into the night, And show you a love, Like you've never seen - ever seen. -Benny Mardones

After all this has passed, I still will remain. After I've cried my last, there'll be beauty from pain. Though it won't be today, some day I'll hope again, and there'll be beauty from pain. You will bring beauty from my pain. -Superchick

Corresponding Pictures (I'm assuming all these links still work; I haven't checked them in a while and it's going to take too long to do now. Click at your own risk.)

The Perfect Day

I really would've kept up these links, but most of them didn't work, because the stuff was on David's Bridal, so they got new stuff and took the old stuff off the site. Sorry to disappoint.

Lyrics to Cullen Llama Song (Imprinting Incident)

The Cullen Llama Song
Here's a Cullen/there's a Cullen/and another little Cullen/fuzzy Cullen/funny Cullen/Cullen/Cullen/truck/Cullen/Cullen/werewolf/Cullen/grizzly/muffin/piano/Cullen/Cullen/Cullen/bracelet/Cullen/Cullen/Cullen/truck/I was once a Volvo/Cedward/baked a cake/but(t)/I never saw/the way/the Bella/kissed/the Jake/I was only just undead/Alice told a tale/and now listen/Bella dear/Jacob/wags his tail/did you ever see a Cullen/kiss a Cullen/on the Cullen/Cullen's Cullen/tastes of Cullen/Cullen/Cullen/truck/half a Cullen/twice the Cullen/not a Cullen/Newton/Cullen/Cullen in a car/alarm a Cullen/Cullen/truck/is this how its told now?/Aro is old/is it made of venom juice?/sparkle/marble/cold/Alice likes to spend the cash/Jacob's out of luck/and in the final chapter/he imprints/with a duck.

On the icon (which is not mine) each line corresponds to a picture. I wish I could show it on here, but I can't. I'm sure that most of these lines make it relatively easy to imagine the picture.

A Dog Named Nymph

Nymph: