LaliLalihide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Bleach. If you somehow found this page, odds are: A) You are a friend, or family member, and I forced you to read my stories. B) You are an avid bleach fan. C) You are addicted to fanfiction. E) You are one curious cat. F) You are Tite Kubo, and you finally learned english. D) all of the above. Regardless of your answer, WELCOME! I'm Lali, and I'm a bleachaholic. I joined fanfiction.net recently because I had a story in my head just dying to be let out. I succumbed to my muse, and finally started writing it down. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I've enjoyed writing it. And if you are Tite Kubo: DAMN YOU, TITE KUBO! You know why. | |||||||
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BLEACH Weekly Tabloid by Kiba Wolf reviews
Your source for all of the hottest scandals and latest trends in the Soul Society and beyond! Weekly updates based on circulation. Rated T for blatent use of censor. Multiple characters and pairings, all for laughs.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,237 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009
Right Where I Belong by bleachigo reviews
Ukitake is Aizen's captive after the Winter War battle, a prisoner in Las Noches. But this might not be a good thing for Aizen after all. If you like Ukitake, you'll like this story!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,618 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 9/21/2009 - S. Aizen, J. Ukitake - Complete
Aizen's Memo by Jester310 reviews
Aizen gives memo to all the Arrancars regarding some issues.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - S. Aizen
Fifty Ways to Annoy the Soutaicho by Pipidae reviews
Ichigo and Renji find a list of fifty things guaranteed to piss off Yamamoto. Oh, the horror.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 29,839 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - G.S. Yamamoto, Ichigo K.
Bleach: Hidden Camera by Storm Alert reviews
Yachiru hires a camera crew and an interviewer to peek into the lives of different figures of the Seireitei. They set up hidden cameras in their victims houses, and watch what they are truly like when they are alone. Rated T for suggestive content
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,539 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011
The Volunteers of Gotei 13 by Ebony Glasse reviews
COMPLETE What had everyone else been doing while Ichigo had been unconscious after the Winter War? Multiple characters! :D
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,230 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I. - Complete
Espada vs Barney? by Crayola Emoticon reviews
The most evil being appears! It's... Barney the Purple Dinosaur? WTF?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Flipped Over by lboogiev reviews
Nineteen year-old Elyssa Cameron leaves her foster home to find a job with the WWE. Quickly the quirky tomboy finds herself caring about the athletic John Hennigan as their friendship grows. Can Ely keep her heart out of it or will she end in heartbreak?
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,933 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - John Morrison/Nitro, Zack Ryder
The Noble Sort by MelissaRose85 reviews
All shinigami have secrets. Beneath the orderly, disciplined military appearance of Soul Society is a dark underworld, and no one's immune. Rated M for a reason. Ukitake/OC. Shunsui/Nanao.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 193,308 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2408 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
Gastrosexual Bleach by RukiLex reviews
Series of unrelated one-shots, each a different Bleach pairing, focusing on seduction through food. Feel free to suggest pairings and foods, and I will try to incorporate them into a chapter. Rated T for mild sexual situations, rating may change.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,655 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Au Natural by SingBenihime reviews
Head Captain Commander Yamamoto orders a charity day in order to raise money for Rukongai. The catch? Every Captain has to spend the day without styling their hair or wearing any accessories - they have to be completely natural. Some swearing. Crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
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The Menace reviews
Maya Ukitake is the bane of Captain Kuchiki's existence. Ever since she entered the Gotei 13, she's driven him insane with her involvement with the Shinigami Women's Association. When she offers to get them off his back, he has no choice but to listen.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,839 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Byakuya K.
The Promise reviews
Captain Jushiro Ukitake makes a huge mistake when saving an injured Ryo Kunieda from a Hollow attack. Now he must hide her in Soul Society! Love grows between an unlikely couple! Rated M for sexual content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 113,963 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - J. Ukitake, Ryo K. - Complete