AU. A plague descended upon the village, and to appease the God of Death they offered him a bride as a sacrifice. (FINISHED! FINALLY!)

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Solitude his only solace, bitterness a stubborn companion, a terrible guarded secret his worst enemy… VergilxOC, Dante, and a lot of bitter dark chocolate...

NEW VERSION! Made uneasy by troubling omens, Dante forces his way into a far from routine mission. Coming across a shocking discovery, his actions begin the unearthing of scarring dark secrets from the past in need of a present healing light. Darker but smooth, with Dante, Lady, and VergilxOC.

"Hey I am: Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni and I think that; all my underlings are mentally unstable. So I'm sending them all to therapy."And you will be offered a rare glimpse into the psychiatrists notes, as she takes on the most infamous Shinigami ever.

After stealing his latest car, Grimmjow brings it home to start taking it apart. But when he gives it a once over, he finds an unexpected, reheaded surprise in the trunk. Yaoi- GrimmxIchi

Ichigo never expected a thank you. He never expected him at all. Grimmjow returns to reap his pound of flesh. Now trapped, injured, and alone, Ichigo must choose. Fight or be killed. Can Ichigo win? Or will the last Espada simply self-destruct? Grim/Ichi

We all know what happens when two hot guys, are stuck all alone, in a place with nothing to do, where no one can see them, for some shady concocted reason. Crack-Fic starring Byakuya and Kenpachi, rated M for Lemon.

"I don't want anything from you, other than your life." In the shadowed world of the Brotherhood, one Assassin struggles to find peace not only for his city, but for his heart as well. GrimmIchi. Yaoi. AU - Inspired by Ubisoft's 'Assassin's Creed'.

Urahara's dirty mind gets the best of him. Humor, cliche, one-shot featuring Ichigo, Renji and Ishida.

I believe the title says it all this time. Warnings: AU, yaoi, swearing, violence.

Kenpachi and Jushiro are interrupted by a rather odd take on the Eleventh Division's bathroom window.

There's something strangely familiar about Kagome's new dog. Sess/Kag.

It's a wonder how Yachiru, the loud and obnoxious little brat, is still alive. But Kenpachi can't help but admit that everything she does, everything that she is, accounts for that "dumbass" decision he had made years ago. Birthday fic for 'Chiru!

The Twelfth Division's newest pamphlet, the answer to every shinigami's questions about Hollows. Humor/Parody of Bleach and every nature treatise ever written. Complete.

The Eleventh Division's unofficial motto: It's not the size of the man in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the man.

No one should take as much pleasure in something like THIS. But god help him, he couldn't help himself. Smut.

AU PIRATES. Ichigo is on the run from a future he wants no part of. Captain Grimmjow is looking to change an empire, one destroyed town after the next. When the two clash, they can offer the other everything they dreamed of but at a steep price. MALE/MALE

Orihime finds herself missing the comforts of home while in Las Noches. So, she decides to do some bartering with the only things she has on her. What are the consequences of giving strange objects to bored Espada? Chaos.

Orihime needed to reaffirm her loyalty pledge. Lemony.

Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.

In which Ichigo distracts and confuses Shinigami, and several people sustain injury. CRACK.

To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.

[Kakasaku] A mission gone awry lands two squeakyclean ninja in the Konoha Prison for a week. One cell. Seven Days. What could possibly happen? [Aside from the obvious throttling, of course. This is Kakashi and Sakura we’re talking about].

A note to all Captain-ranking Shinigami in regards to the recent incidents of blatant power abuse- Stop it.

Renji was just glad he hadn't had to use the tranquilizer- he was pretty sure Rukia would count her brother being unconcious as 'something stupid that ruins everything.'

Byakuya learns that just because Yachiru didn't know the meaning of the word 'extortion' didn't mean she wasn't good at it.

The question of what Ishida would do when he regained the ability to breathe still remained.

[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.

[Companion to A Perfect Plan.] It's Division Twelve's turn to babysit Yachiru, and Mayuri decides to try his hand in manipulating the minds of the youth. By explaining where babies come from.

Renji, Byakuya thinks, has probably been dumped before. Several times.

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

In which Hitsugaya learns to relax, Yachiru finds a new partner in crime, and Soi Fong and Renji find out the hard way that one should never trust children.

In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.

Byakuya proves it's possible to talk your way out of anything. Renji decides that when someone tells you you've got amnesia, don't question it. Ukitake doesn't know whether or not he should laugh.

30 drabbles for the sarcastic relationship of Grimmjow x Ichigo. [yaoi, ranging from PG to NC17, PWP, TWT, AUish, cursing]

[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!

Grimmjow and Rukia get married and have a baby. No, really.

Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.