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 Author has written 1 story for Once Upon a Time. GRAB YOUR SHOES, GRAB YOUR BAG, CAUSE WE AIN'T COMING BACK! LIVE LIFE THE WAY YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE, CAUSE IT'S YOURS! HEY! I'm an amateur author but I'm trying! . I hate math and physics but I SO LOVE BIOLOGY. Food is my life. The Neighbourhood, The 1975, Arctic Monkeys, Lana Del Rey, BMTH, PTV, PA!D, ABBA, BeeGees, Demi Lovato, UGH JUST SO MUCH! You can mail me at icantdomuch@Hotmail.com for god knows what! You can find me at thouseductivepizza.tumblr.com reviews are soooo welcomed ;D |
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Double Trouble by sea-ess-eye reviews
Teenage versions of Emma and Regina appear in Storybrooke and to everyone's surprise the girls hit it off immediately... "We have to stop this, Emma. She can't fall in love with the younger you. She has to meet Daniel and fall in love with him - his death starts it all. Or otherwise, Regina won't grow up to cast the curse, Storybrooke won't exist... and Henry will never be born!"
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 315,763 - Reviews: 3565 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 3,165 - Updated: 8/18/2017 - Published: 4/10/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
All We Seem by Ryaninthesky reviews
A/U, When Regina rescues Snow White from a runaway horse, she is forced to marry King Leopold's son, Prince Emmett. But is this prince all that he seems? Of course not, this is femslash after all!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,938 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Best Laid Plans by sultrysweet reviews
Being in Neverland isn't a walk in the park for Emma or Regina as they struggle to find and save their son Henry. Rated M for later chapters. Eventual Swan Queen
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,306 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 6/12/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard
Pointed by Standbackufools reviews
Vampires and werewolves own the night, feeding off humans without recourse. As a Hunter, Emma Swan is dedicated to their destruction for her own reasons. But after the son she thought dead appears at her door sprouting fangs and walking in daylight, everything she thought she knew is thrown asunder. Especially in Storybrooke, Maine, governed by a mayor who is more than she seems.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,026 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Safe by SgtMac reviews
Afraid of what she'll do to Snow, Emma and Henry kidnap an enraged and heartbroken Regina and take her out of Storybrooke so that she can heal in a place without magic. Along the way, they help each other deal with the traumas and mistakes of their pasts and move towards a possible future together as a family. Post THE MILLER'S DAUGHTER. Semi-graphic slow burn SQ. Now Complete.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 230,000 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 2,615 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
Curse You and Your Dinner by highheelsandchocolate reviews
Absorbing an evil curse into your bloodstream has a few side effects that no one was expecting, least of all Regina. Set immediately after episode 2X9 "Queen of Hearts". Swan-Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,940 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
A Fine Line by hunnyfresh reviews
Upon Regina's banishment, the small town of Storybrooke becomes protected once again by an enchantment that prevents anyone from leaving or entering Storybrooke. Emma and Regina find themselves on the edge of the town, wishing for a way to the other side.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,407 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Incoming Messages by hunnyfresh reviews
Ruby makes Emma a dating profile. The only catch is that she's listed as a guy. That wouldn't be such a problem if Emma hadn't found Regina's profile and begins communicating with the Mayor
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,937 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
It's A Wicked Plan! reviews
Emma has imprudently brought Marian back to only reunite her with Robin leaving a heartbroken Regina who unintentionally runs to Zelena. Both concot a plan against Emma. But things don't turn out as plan!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,640 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Zelena/The Wicked Witch of the West