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I'll just list a few basics about myself in case people are curious.

- I play/am in love with acoustic guitar. I own an old Univox and a 12 string Ibanez.
- Cinnamon to me is like catnip for cats. I love it. I really fucking do. If you eat my cinnamon rolls, I won't hesitate to have you drawn and quartered.
- I'm culturally impaired. I can only speak English, and I barely remember any of my German. I know a few phrases in Russian, but I'm nowhere near knowing the language like I want to.
- History class is my happy place
- I'm seventeen and a junior in high school. I do a lot of stupid ass things, like you would expect any normal teenager to do.
- I love socializing but I tend to be super awkward and make everyone else really uncomfortable. I blurt uncomfortable phrases as weird times. It's best to pretend like it never happened.

Oh yeah, and I'm a girl. Don't know if that matters or not.

Here's some quotes that I like!

+ "And then ...?"
"My adorable history teacher gave me an awesome student award. I got a medal and a hug, and people fucking clapped. I was fucking applauded for hugging that man. It was a ginger miracle."
"Hallelujah."

"You know what they do to people who touch other people in other countries? THEY CUT THEIR FUCKING HANDS OFF."

"I love you, fat free skim milk."
"Why don't you ever talk to me like that?"
"BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT FAT FREE."

"Everything in Macbeth makes me hungry."
"How does that work?"
"Well, have you ever really thought about it? When I heard Macdonwald, I want to go get some damn fries. And when I hear Banquo, I think of Banquet Meals. Fucking Shakespeare is going to turn me into Jabba the Hut."

"What did Hitler do on Christmas? Did he goose-step around the tree with his Nazi buddies?"

Well I'll do some surveys and stuff on here so you guys can check out what I like and that kinda stuff :3 Feel free to talk to me. I only bite when provoked.

THE KH SURVEY

SECTION 1: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy? Saix

2. Your favorite KH girl? Xion/Larxene

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Sora

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Kairi

5. Your favorite KH world? (Includes both KH and KH2) The World That Never Was, Halloweentown

6. Least favorite KH world? Wonderland

7. Favorite Weapon? I want Demyx's Sitar, dammit.

8. Least favorite weapon? ANY of Donald's staffs. Hate.

9. Favorite summon? Simba

10. Favorite form? Anti

11. Favorite pairing? AkuRoku, XemSai

12. Least fav. pairing? Lexaeus/Zexion

13. Any cool crack pairings you've ever heard of? I happen to be a fan of Saix/Demyx but that's just me.

14. Weirdest pairings you've ever heard of? Don't even go there. Don't even.

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves"? Um ... no?

16. Favorite partner in KH? No preference

SECTION 2: Believe or not believe

17. Do you believe in Xemnas/Saix theory? I adore this pairing so much. So yes, I do :3

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? Not really.

19. Do you believe Marluxia is gay? I don't know. I mean, I guess there's a chance, but give him a break. The poor guy has pink hair and he can't help it.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? YES.

SECTION 3: Answer yourself

21. If Roxas has to choose between Namine and Olette, would would you root for? Namine

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? I love it

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? I hate the whole battle system. It pissed me off so much that I stopped playing.

24. If you had the choice to meet ONE KH character, who would it be? LOL good one.

25. What KH character do you relate to most? Demyx. He plays a stringed instrument and hates doing work c:

26. What's the most embarassing moment you've had that had to do something with KH? There was a problem on a physics test I had that mentioned an axle in it. I crossed it out, wrote "Axel" and drew a very crappy picture of No. VIII holding fireballs. Yup, forgot to erase it before I turned it in. I got a smiley face by the drawing when I got it back, so I guess that's good.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? I want to, but I have no idea who I could be.

28. The funniest moment in KH is? Sora's stupid ass facial expressions. XD

29. The hardest enemy/boss? Xemnas or the Infernal Machine. I almost peed my pants when I saw that thing.

30. What was the good addiction in KH that made it so addicting? I love the whole storyline and the gameplay (for MOST of the games. Chain of Memories, I'm looking at you.)

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas? Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx? Demyx

36. Kairi or Larxene? Larxene.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?Can't I have both? :

40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoRiku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Paopu Fruit. I'm lactose intolerant. Yeah.

42. Cloud or Leon? Leon.

43. CloTi or Clerith? Clerith.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Simple and Clean

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! ('bout time!!)

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. Ugh. Saix. THAT MAN. Surprisingly, he's the only one

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Hunger Games

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? Ventus and Roxas, hands down.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? 3D DREAM DROP DISTANCE, BITCHES.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2. ... And well, I'm going to hop on the Organization XIII bandwagon.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? Everything. Ev ery thing