Once upon a time, there were two awesome people. No, really, these kids were, like, chemical X awesome. Anyways, they joined forces, bought matching spandex tights (no, I'm kidding. I'd look atrocious in spandex), and called themselves (after long, strenuous hours of discussion) thedandylions.

D A N D Y // L I O N S

Pretty rad, yes/yes? I think we should rate things in terms of The Social Network cast members. Bad things would be rated as low Justin Timberlakes. Good things would be rated as high Andrew Garfields. And then for things with point-five ratings, it can be like, "I give this book 8 Andrew Garfields and half of Jesse's Jewfro out of a possible ten." Yeah.

I totally agree with this. That system is as accurate as the Richter Scale and is as smart (and sexy) as Jesse Eisenberg.

update: we've gotten very far along on our planning/writing process, and it's safe to say that you should be expecting chapter one very soon. and by that, we mean a month.