Boltzmann
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Joined 04-02-17, id: 9024208, Profile Updated: 05-20-17
Author has written 2 stories for RWBY, and Nier.

A Boltzmann brain is a hypothesized self-aware entity that arises due to random fluctuations out of a state of chaos.

Hi, I'm Boltzmann. Clearly, I'm not the physicist, just someone who's inspired by his work in physics. I currently write the RWBY story Everybody's Gotta Die Sometime, a scenario in which a Jaune Arc from a world similar to our own in pushed into the RWBYverse. I am an avid enthusiast of science, science fiction, and fantasy, though most of my work will be Sci-Fi. For now I write mostly RWBY, though I may branch off into other genres and stories. For the most part, RWBY will be my only anime-related story, with possible exceptions if I'm hit with enough inspiration.

Some of my stories will get a little on the science-y and philosophical side when I explain events. Sorry in advance if you prefer simple stories.

Another aspect of certain stories is that they will take major inspiration from Transhumanism (an intellectual movement with the basis belief that humanity can rise above its weaknesses through science and technology) and other futurism movements. For a better explanation, Max More defines Humanity as: "Transhumanism is a class of philosophies of life that seek the continuation and acceleration of the evolution of intelligent life beyond its currently human form and human limitations by means of science and technology, guided by life-promoting principles and values." I recommend researching it here if you're at all interested in Sci-Fi, the future, or just living longer.

I have limited experience in romance, but I wrote enough about it throughout high school to get a grasp on what people think it's like, so I should be capable of writing realistic-ish romances. I can also write combat well, I like to believe, so long as it's relatively short lived. I dislike dragged on fights, preferring to keep them short and efficient as to not lose the interest of myself or the readers. Despite these 'strengths' (I consider them to be my best abilities towards writing, but they, like everything, need work), I have a plethora of weaknesses. I try my best to stay away from any bias and to keep my own over-imagination from interfering with the story, but sometimes I am swayed by the appeal of things that I like. I will try to keep it out of any story and write it from the character's POV, but I will fail sometimes. My diction is decent, but it's still rather poor compared to some other authors on this site, but I like to think it's better than most.

Feel free to PM me about anything, even story ideas or things you'd like to see me write/fix in my story(s). You can PM me about the military, as I am enlisted in the Army, or you can just talk to me about problems you have at home. I'm even willing to edit a chapter of a story you're writing, but don't expect me to be a permanent beta unless I express that interest to you. If you want to talk about mutual interests, I'm all for it.

My goal here, like most authors, is to become as best as I can be so I can write my own novel. Yeah, pretty unique, right?

I won't give out any personal information unless I feel like I can trust you. Hence why nothing seriously personal is here, like my name.


Stories

Everybody's Gotta Die Sometime: Staff Sergeant Jaune Arc had it all. He was US Special Forces, had a banging Marine girlfriend, and was on track towards being a recognized war hero. Well, until he died. Waking up in a world vastly different than his own, he must take initiative to survive and find his way back home. However, his biggest challenge won't be deadly foes, but friendly faces. Beta: Recycler

The Day The Earth Moved Forward: It was a normal night, until they showed up. Claiming to be androids from the far future of 11945, we assumed they were either crazy or joking. Sadly, they weren't, and we were thrust into a rabbit hole of insanity. It was up to us to acclimate them to our world, but how are we supposed do to that when we can't even convince them to leave the house without their swords? Co-Author: Recycler

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The Unseen Hunt by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune was only worried about two things in life; graduating from high school and dodging his hated bully. He didn't care about the supernatural, nor believe in it. But a chance encounter with a mysterious girl in red will open his eyes to a world that lives beside our own, a dangerous and deadly secret. But beware, child, for eyes once opened to the truth may never again be closed.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 265,930 - Reviews: 2763 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 2,711 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Jaune A.
A World of Bloody Evolution by RedrumSprinkles reviews
As the 41st millennium draws to a close, Yang Xiao Long appears in the Imperium of Man, lost and bereaving the death of her sister. Unending war and horrors the likes of which she's never known await.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 99 - Words: 469,594 - Reviews: 2416 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Imperial Guard, Inquisition, Yang X.L.
Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost by Theta-16 reviews
Hero. Villain. Warrior. Monster. Lone Wanderer. He's been called many things by many people for many reasons. However, after a fateful incident sends him to Remnant, maybe he'll be called Jaune again. Whatever the name, he'll need to take hold of the future, survive the present and confront the past.
Crossover - Fallout & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 291,436 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 8/14 - Published: 9/21/2017
Remnant Inferis: DOOM by GamerJay reviews
Remnant never knew what true horror was until demons more terrifying than the Grimm arrived, seeking to conquer a world they think belongs to them. Nor the limits a warrior stripped of his humanity would push himself, and others, to exterminate the Slaves of Doom and their mortal allies. His path of perpetual torment continues and this time he will no longer be walking it alone...
Crossover - Doom & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 238,010 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Doomguy, Ozpin, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
This War of Mine by Sivam reviews
Destroying the Androids and bringing peace to his timeline, sixteen-year-old Son Gohan finds himself waking up on Remnant. Sick of fighting, he desires a life of peace, but destiny has other plans. The shadow of a terrible evil has followed him to Remnant. Can he truly live up to his father's legacy? Ft. Gohan. Future Timeline AU.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 440,910 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 1/6/2017 - [Yang X.L., M. Gohan] Blake B., Pyrrha N.
The Space Emperor's Siege by CiscoTheSoto reviews
Saitama, a seemingly invulnerable hero, faces a self imposed existential crisis. Still unable to find a worthy opponent, his spirits continue to remain at an all time low. Unbeknownst to him, the Space Emperor Lord Frieza gets wind of Lord Boros' demise, and takes swift action to remedy the situation. So Saitama might just get exactly what he's looking for, and a little bit more...
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 194,179 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Frieza, Nappa, Saitama, Genos
Together, We Strive by Adv4eternity reviews
Someone is out to kill Mei and her family. While on the run, Mei unintentionally drags Yuzu, who had just moved into the city, into the situation. Together, they attempt to survive, determine the identity of the culprit, and learn more about each other on this life-changing journey. AU.
Citrus - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,462 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 7/12/2018 - [Mei A., Yuzuko A.] - Complete
Wings of Dust by Solora Goldsun reviews
In the world of Remnant, Dragon Riders are all that stand between civilians and the creatures of Grimm. During a time when the rights of dragons are still in question, illegal hybrids are being bred for shady purposes, and a rise in egg thefts has been reported, the new students at Beacon Dragonry will have their hands full simply keeping their partners safe. (DISCONTINUED)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 72 - Words: 227,136 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Team CFVY, Team SSSN
Last Huntress by Foxinstrazt reviews
It is a time of rapid technological advancement for Remnant, and many find themselves left behind in the pursuit of progress. In the advent of a tragedy rose the defensive Barricade, the Academies were shut down and the Hunters disbanded. Ruby Rose, denied the one path she had sought in life now wanders without direction, lost in a forever changing world. [Chapter 26 is up!]
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 146,746 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 12/22/2018 - Published: 2/7/2016 - [Ruby R., Blake B.] Weiss S., Yang X.L.
Red Sun Over Beacon by Gleaming Onyx reviews
Convinced by Blake to follow her out of the White Fang, Adam finds himself forced to mingle with humans in Beacon Academy, namely in his new team: RWAY("Rua"). Now, he must struggle both with his hatred and his team's... eccentricities, all while villains and even his own former organization rise to challenge Remnant's very way of life. (Revising V1) (Updated chapters: 12-17)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 260,239 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 5/7/2017 - Weiss S., Adam T., Team RWBY
Lt Colonel Rose: Reborn by gothboy.wxlf reviews
Ruby Rose was a highly respected solider in the US Army Infantry. She loved her job and she loved defending her country. Even if it meant getting rid of some pests, but this all changed when her life came to a stop at 26. God had seemingly given her another chance to do things differently. But Ruby didn’t know what she did wrong.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/17/2018 - [Ruby R., Blake B.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
In the Kingdom's Service by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 57 - Words: 372,628 - Reviews: 4472 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 3,130 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 7/16/2017 - Jaune A. - Complete
The Madness of Death by metaldragon868 reviews
One mistake. That's all it took for a once bright, innocent and simple soul to become torn and tortured. Now, the once simple soul is wrong. The young girl in red once filled with such vibrant energy and life is now cold and hollow. Hated and feared by those she loved, she decides not to walk the path of a hero. Instead, she walks her own, and in her wake, leaves naught but madness
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 341,388 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 9/7/2018 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Glynda G., Pyrrha N.
Fledgling Deity by Divineffej reviews
After defeating Cell, Gohan decides to continue his training. However his experience at the Cell Games has given him an aversion to the Super Saiyan 2 form. Can he find a way to become stronger without it?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,507 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 6/19/2018 - Published: 6/10/2017 - [Gohan, Android 18]
Dust to Dust by RememberThePetrichor reviews
"She couldn't save him." Ruby learns to control the Silver Eyes. (Post-Volume 4 AU and spoilers abound)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,843 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Jaune A., Qrow B. - Complete
NieR Automata: The Meaning by bowlnoodles reviews
I wonder, what does it mean to feel? I wonder, what does it mean to be human? I wonder, what does it mean to live? I wonder, what does it mean to love? With her, I no longer wonder.
Nier - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,532 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/10/2018 - Published: 4/24/2017 - [A2, OC] 2B, 9S
Watch it All Burn by Glovedude reviews
Ruby Rose, taken from home and kin, finds herself in a time roiled in blood. As the grim darkness of the far future threatens to envelop her, friendships will shatter, enemies will surround, and the flame of chaos will spread. Upon Ruby, hope now lies. A Child of Remnant must save the Children of a Corpse, or watch it all burn.
Crossover - Warhammer & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,474 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 3/7/2017 - OC, Ruby R.
One Good Turn Deserves Another by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune wasn't exactly Blake's type, but giving him a hand was the least she could do after he helped her out... it didn't have to mean anything - no matter what Yang implied! Also would Ruby cut it out with the knowing looks, I'm just returning a favour! Blake x Jaune realistic romance, focused on their times at Beacon Academy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 245,448 - Reviews: 2392 - Favs: 3,922 - Follows: 2,905 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Blake B., Jaune A.] - Complete
Dawn of Hospitality by That guy83 reviews
In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only peace...SAY WHAT?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 69,235 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011
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Everybody's Gotta Die Sometime reviews
Staff Sergeant Jaune Arc had it all. He was US Special Forces, had a banging Marine girlfriend, and was on track towards being a recognized war hero. Well, until he died. Waking up in a world vastly different than his own, he must take initiative to survive and find his way back home. However, his biggest challenge won't be deadly foes, but friendly faces.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,682 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 4/18/2017 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
The Day The Earth Moved Forward reviews
It was a normal night, until they showed up. Claiming to be androids from the far future of 11945, we assumed they were either crazy or joking. Sadly, they weren't, and we were thrust into a rabbit hole of insanity. It was up to us to acclimate them to our world, but how are we supposed do to that when we can't even convince them to leave the house without their swords?
Nier - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,885 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 5/20/2017 - OC, 2B, 9S, A2