Hi pplz. The name's Kyra. You can call me K, Keke, Kattana, or Khatica. I have a lot of OCs cuz I have a big -Does rainbow shape with hands- Imagination. Those OCs are the following w/Desription:

Kattana Miztu: Main OC and is in Konoha Idol, Hara Uchiha, Yuki, and Kattana of the forest. Nice side of me. ((She's my picture :D))

Special Jutsu:Kiyari no jutsu (Tree spear no jutsu)

Khatica: Second OC, stars in Kattana of the forest and Khatica. Evil side of me.

Special Jutsu: omoikujiku no jutsu (Mind crush no jutsu)

Tansa Blinti: Third OC, stars in Yuki, Tansa Blinti, and Kattana of the forest.

Special Jutsu: tenkaboruto no jutsu(Lighting bolt no jutsu)

Shelli: Forth OC, stars in Kattana, yuki, Hara, Shelli's story, and Tansa.

Special Jutsu:kazan no jutsu (Volcano no jutsu)

Vray: Fifth OC, stars in Tansa and Kattana

Special Jutsu:hirameki no jutsu (Flash no jutsu)

Sessyn Clinti: Stars in Kattana

Special Jutsu: Anything, If she sees it once she can preform it. She is ulimate Copy Ninja.

Flordora Manson: Stars in Kattana

Special Jutsu:keikan no jutsu (Crown of thorns no jutsu)

I have a lot more but I lazy.

Okay now I have written a bunch of stories and I plan to make more. I have the rights of Kattana and every other OC I have made I find out you took her or anyone else. I will put so much shit on your story I will make you cry. Cuz this is the only thing I truely own. If you ask me in a reveiw to use one I'll say yes, but you gotta ask. Also I don't like pplz stealing my stories. Again I will make you cry n_n

Okay I don't think I gotz anything else to say. Wait one more thing. If you subcribe to me, my stories, or reveiw you gets Skittles, Cookies, or Taco

Oh and my favorite thing I have ever made n.n

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Don't forget to check out my Friend's stories. They are in my favs Thnx for dropping by n.n!!1!!1

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that idiotic Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever forgotten your own name while introducing yourself copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug. Crazy is when you forget your real name after being called Deidara for the past week(Don't even start with me xD)If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

homework. n. (def.) a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primative societies

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.

" I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself."-Hiei

"I’m here cuz Heaven wouldn’t take me, and hell was afraid I’d take over..."

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ... GOD WAS THAT FUN OR WHAT?"

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls!

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty...just drink it and get on with your life.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find a person who's life gave them vodka and throw a party!

THE NARUTARD SURVEY.

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

All the Akatsuki, Gaara, Hinata, Neji, and Sai

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

naruxhina, nejixhina, itaxsasu, tobixhina, obitioxrin, oroxanko

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

...both :D

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

...Yes...Hinata, Sakura, Deidara, and Gaara...and I lost count...

5. Have any Naruto merchanidice?

Yepz, I have sand village gloves :D

Have you ever felt that you are destined to be with a Naruto character?

DEIDARA! ...Pwease?

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

SasuHina :D Wait...That's not an option...damn!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SASUNARU! DIE SAKURA! -Gets a chainsaw-

9. Which team is your favorite?

Team 8 ...That's the one with Hinata right? Wait...Is Akatsuki a team? o_e

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

NOOO! YOU ARE ALL RETARDS OF YEW DO! It say that he is Madara so many times!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

TOTALLY!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Deidara! -Drolls a bit-

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

...He killed my Itachi-kuna nd Deidara-kun...DIE SASUKE! _

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Nope :D But I probaly know more den yew xD

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Nuu, I only got up to 300 something

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Nu! He has Adomgab! Like me! ((For those of yew that don't know what that means its "Attetion D- OH MY GOD A BUNNY!"))

17. Sub or dub?

Dub

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

ANTI-SAKURA!! I HATE HER WITH A VENGENCE!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

TOBI ISH A GEWD BOY! :D

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

O_e YESH!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Bit in the middle...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

...Haku :D

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Neither! ROCK LEE=MASTER OF THE DRUNKEN FIST!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Itachi...I just want to see him skip...just once in my life...

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

NO I HATE THEM..jk jk I AM OBSESSED!!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

...NO! I WOULD NEVER! retards...

27. Do you like lemons?

Yes...I mean no...wait

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Nope xD

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

THE LOG ISH MY BEST FRIEND! Clucky too!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Who hasn't?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yep :D

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

I draw a lot of it in school and nobody recognizes it expect for a couple people

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

haha yeah i got in trouble too. it was funny because it was a orochimaru thing...don't ask

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

yes. i used to have a life...not anymore im talking/thinking/or watching naruto 24/7...not that im complaining or anything

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nope

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Why? DO YEW HAVE A COPY!?

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

O_e They already showed that he ish the sexy mofo Pein

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

Sadly I can't draw worth a shit!

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Who?

40. Do you have a Naruto oc?

Yesh, I have Kattana, Kyra, Xanthe, Khatica, and a lot more

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Yep, but I lurves it :D

This is hilarious:

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought??...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

WHO DOES THE WORK??

Who's working anyway?

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city
governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,
Sitting on your butt,

At your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

If you approve of gay marriage, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-all-the-way, Starchip13, Wistful Dreamer, Calypphire, Shadow-Ravin, mspadfoot2, NamuKitsune, Shinobi of the Sound, Khatica

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

New Fanfiction!!

Naruto Uzumaki was a normal kid. He liked ramen, animals, and his friends. Everything was normal...Til he thought that he could fit down a rabbit hole. Now stuck between what is right and what is just demented. He must find his way through a place that only one person has ever seen and got through. He has to battle his way through living flowers, talking catapillars, and the dreaded Queen of Hearts. Join Naruto on his Adventure through The Looking Glass.

Rated T for horrible images, sexual comments, swearing, and unbelievable things beyond imagination.

Comming to Fanfiction.net Febuary 17th 2009