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Joined 07-27-08, id: 1648541, Profile Updated: 07-27-08

hello peoples!! i am mandy also known as yams!! i love to write about my friends and me and the jonas brothers!!

the jonas brothers are like the best band EVER!!

i love guitar !! music is basically my life soooo yeahhhhhhhhh...

Me and my friends are in a band called Unspoken Chaos and will probably be in other stories. My friends try to get me to

read twilight but i got bored.

Quotes

"My name's Mufasa I'm the king of the land. I'll come smack you with the back of my hand!" -Kevin

G to the R L...oh wait can i start over?" -Joe

"We read all your comments that are like 'Oh my god Nick your so hot! uohhh!" -Joe

"Hi I'm Kevin Jonas and I would like to sell you a car!" -Joe

Nick- So what have you been up to lately Joe?

Joe- Steelin stuff...

"Yo! That's illogical. I cant have it!" -Nick

"1 week our albums coming out! This is...I'm gonna go run in traffic ~runs into the road~ There's no cars in Oklahoma!!" -Joe

"Nicholas! Look! It's Megan!" -Joe

Joe: And I just found out the other day that putting a Poptart in the microwave or the oven tastes so much better.
Nick: Yeah, he just found that out.
Joe: That's the way that they were supposed to be made.
Nick: Yeah, it's called POP-TARTS.
Joe: Well, I didn't expect... I mean it doesn't say in the instructions put this in the oven or microwave
Nick: Yeah it does that's the whole back of the box
Kevin: Did you ever read the directions
Nick: They put the nutrition facts on the side of the box just so they can have...
Joe: A egg doesn't say crack this. It doesn't say that does it?
Nick: No, it doesn't because you don't have to do that

Nick: That's sounds so lame... super busy.Kevin: We have been super busy.
Nick: No, we've been really busy.

Nick: Dude, noone can touch my muscles.

Nick: And occasionally we run out of milk and I like freak out on everybody like "where's my milk?!"

Joe: You can't be sick on the weekend. You know what that means, you got to get better. You gotta, you gotta be like 'Yo, Mom, I want all the medicine in the drawers and cabinets so I can get better. I don't know if that will make you better, actually make sure you take like the ya know the directions on it, read the directions, sometimes...
Kevin: What's your favorite thing to eat like when you're sick?Joe: I don't like to eat anything when I'm sick.
Kevin: Maybe like chicken noodle soup, like something like that.
Nick: I like cheesburgers. I like to eat cheeseburgers when I'm sick.
Joe: I like to do massive amounts of push-ups.
Kevin: Something about the chocolate milkshake at McDonald's, it's, something about it
Nick: Well, Burger King makes the best cheeseburgers when you have like a strep throat. For some reason it just like heals it.
Joe: See, I don't understand where they're coming from just do push-ups. So, Kim, I want you to do like tons of push-ups, and maybe you'll feel better but eat a cheeseburger while you're doing it
Kevin: And a chocolate milkshake.
Joe: In a hamster costume.

DJ Rick: So, Nick's like the godfather.
Joe: Nick is. He's definitely the smart guy in the group.
DJ Rick: He's the James Brown character.You can't understand what he says but ...

Nick: At Disneyland they give you these little peppermint like chocolate thing, yeah, so good.
DJ Rick: Yeah, that's right. Do you horde them?
Nick: Yeah actually, that's why they (Kevin and Joe) never got any.
Joe: Thief

IV: Okay, can you give me your best Southern accent?
Nick: How y'all doin'?
Kevin: Oh, good job. Um, you said how y'all doing? Um, how y'all doin'?
Joe: Kay, um, I'm gunna keel you with mah guuun. And then I'm gunna put you in mah trunk in mah caw, and drag you to thuh desert, and then...and then I'll bring you bring you back home... and make sure you're okay... cause I'll feed you some of my famous...dumplings..

OMG THIS IS SO SAD! READ IT!

MONTH ONE:

Mommy i am only 8 inches long but i have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

MONTH TWO:

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.

MONTH THREE:

You know what Mommy I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

MONTH FOUR:

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have alot of it. I spend alot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

MONTH FIVE:

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I am not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, whats abortion?

MONTH SIX:

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

MONTH SEVEN:

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just...One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

put this on your profile if your want to stop abortion