Real Name: Crystal

Nicknames: Brownie, Sirius, Padfoot, Izzy, Isabelle, Sam, Sammy, Midget, Crystallion, Alex, Poseidon, Satan,

Age: 17

Appearance: Long dark brown/black hair, Eyes that are either, Green, Blue or Hazel, i don't even know anymore To be honest.(I've been told they change color by friends) And I'm NOT short, I'm fun sized.

Ten interesting facts about me:

I have almost died of dehydration when I was in third grade.

Every time I've gotten injured enough to go to the emergency room its been in the month of May.(I swear May wants to kill me D:)

I swear there is a ghost living in my house that like to open my brother bedroom door on random. (Why else would it open by itself when no one's around?)

I am the shortest of all my friends but I'm older than all of them by like 5 months or more.

I am the most picky eater ever. (I'll prove it too. I don't like pancake or popcorn or mint or cinnamon I will only eat chocolate ice cream and when I get it at Dairy Queen I won't eat the cone it comes in just the ice cream. Hmm oh I don't like steak or hamburgers or brats or ham. And NO I AM NOT VEGETARIAN ! I just don't like most meat. (No offense to you vegetarians)

I broke my arm falling in the grass in first grade. THE GRASS!

I've never kissed a guy or girl. (Sad I know)

I have a black cat who meows all the time and walks like her legs are broken.

I'd rather sit home and read than go shopping!(I hate shopping of any kind)

Oh and I've never been grounded before!

Favorite Animals:

Cat

Wolf

Dog

Cheetah

Dolphin

Favorite Colors:

Turquoise

Purple

Green

NEON

Favorite Movies:

Homeward Bound 1 and 2.

Any ScoobyDoo (because your never too old for Scooby)

Lion King 1 & 2

Night at the Museum 1, 2 & 3

Warm Bodies

Rise of the Guardians

Insidious

Favorite Books:

The Mortal Instrument series

The Infernal Devices Series

The Fallen Series

The Night World Series

Bloodlines Series

Vampire Academy Series

Grey Wolves Series

My Blood Approves Series

Soul Screamers Series

Violet Eden Chapters Series

Vampire Diaries Series

Convent Series

(And More but can't think of them off the top of my head)

Favorite Bands:

Train

All American Rejects

Paramore

The Cab

Favorite Television Shows:

Vampire Diaries

Wizards Of Waverly Place

ScoobyDOO

The Originals

Supernatural

Charmed

Sherlock

Doctor Who

Merlin

Pretty Little Liars

Favorite Book Characters (Males):

Adrian Ivashkov (Vampire Academy and Bloodlines Series)

Will Herondale (Infernal Devices Series)

Jem Carstairs (Infernal Devices Series)

Jace Herondale (Mortal Instruments Series)

Magnus Bane (Mortal Instruments and Infernal Devices Series)

Alec Lightwood (Mortal Instruments Series)

Fane Lupei (Grey Wolves Series)

Costin Miklos (Grey Wolves Series)

Decebel Anghelescu (Grey Wolves Series)

Eddie Castile (Vampire Academy and Bloodlines Series)

Dimitri Belikov (Vampire Academy Series)

Christian Ozera (Vampire Academy Series)

Tod Hudson (Soul Screamers Series)

Aiden St. Delphi (Covenant Series)

Kaiden (Sweet Evil Series)

Loki (Trylle Trilogy)

Alexander Banks (Vampire Stalker)

Patch C. (Hush Hush Series)

Will (Angelfire Series)

Peter Townsend (My Blood Approves Series)

Sirius Black (Harry Potter Series)

Remus Lupin (Harry Potter Series)

Fred & Georger Wesley (Harry Potter Series)

Harry Potter (Harry Potter Series)

Favorite Book Character (Females):

Jen Adams (Grey Wolves Series)

Sally Morgan (Grey Wolves Series)

Jacque Pierce (Grey Wolves Series)

Sydney Sage (Bloodlines Series)

Rose Hathaway (Vampire Academy Series)

Tessa Grey (Infernal Devices Series)

Clary Fray (Mortal Instruments Series)

Alex Andros (Covenant Series)

Lilly Pierce (Grey Wolves Series)

Peri (Grey Wolves Series)

Alina Lupei (Grey Wolves Series)

Kaylee (Soul Screamers Series)

Isabelle Lightwood (Mortal Instruments Series)

Nymphadora Tonks (Harry Potter Series)

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MY ONE TRUE PAIR (OTP): SYDRIAN Sydney Sage and Adrian Ivashkov from Bloodlines Series by Richelle Mead!

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Make A Sentence:

Pick the month you were born on... (bold what ya are!)

1(Jan) - I shot

2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with

3 (Mar) - I stabbed

4 (Apr) - I killed

5 (May) - I slapped

6 (June)-I robbed

7 (July) -I kissed

8 (Aug) -I smoked with

9 (Sept) - I needed

10 (Oct) - i hugged

11 (Nov) - I ran naked with

12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star

02 - my boyfriend

03 -a hobo

04 - a homeless guy

05 - the one that i love

06 -the Trojan man

07 - the cookie monster

08 - a sexy girl

09 - a bowl of cereal

10 - a mop

11 - a tooth brush

12 - my best friend

13 -a dog

14 - a drunk

15 - a crack head

16 - a cat

17 - a bag of weed

18 - the kool-aid man

19 - an Easter egg

20 - tori the snowman

21 - a hottie

22 - my crush

23 -yo momma

24 - a Mexican

25 - a teletubby

26 - a condom

27 - a gangsta

28 - Paris Hilton

29 - Barney the Dinosaur

30 - my ex boyfriend

31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because im sexy like that

Black - because I love weed

Pink - because I smoke crack

Turquoise- because im good in bed

brown- because i like to snort cocaine

Polka Dots - because I hate my life

Purple - because im gay

Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs

Other - because im retarded

Green -because that bum stole my taco

Orange - because i still love him

RED- because the gummy bears made me

blue - because i like shoelaces

Tye dye- because I'm a fucking scuba diver

graphic- because I am crazy like that

none- because i have a killer six pack!!

I needed a Mexican because I like shoelaces! (LMAO OKAY THEN :P)

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Twelve random characters from my favorite movies, books, or manga.

1. Will(Infernal Devices)

2. Fane(Grey Wolves)

3. Jem(Infernal Devices)

4. Magnus Bane (Mortal Instrument series)

5. Jen(Grey wolves)

6. Sydney(Bloodlines)

7. Clary (Mortal Instruments Series)

8. Adrian(Bloodlines)

9. Costin(Grey Wolves)

10. Jace (Mortal Instruments Series)

11. Tessa(Mortal Instruments Series)

12. Jacque(Grey Wolves)

1 Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?

No, but seeing those two together would be amazing.

2 Is 4 hot? How hot?

Yes. VERY! Too bad he's a Warlock and doesn't date mundanes!

3 What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Well Sydney and Fane would probably get jealous. Fane would probably try to kill Adrian(VERY BAD I LOVE ADRIAN) and Sydney would cast a spell to get Adrian back!

4 Do you recall any fics about 9?

Nope I've never seen any which is a shame because Costin is amazing!

5 Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Probably Not Fane is too crazy about his mate Jacque and Sydney would never date a guy like fane. His hair isn't brown enough and his eyes aren't green enough!

6 5/9 or 5/10?

Jen and Costin or Jen and Jace? Jen and Jace they are both very sarcastic and a perverted. Plus Costin is with Jens best friend Sally.

7 What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

Clary walks in on Fane and Adrian kissing. I don’t know exactly what she’d do, probably leave them alone and not watch. Maybe Magnus can take away her memory?

8 Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Jace is fighting demons at the park when I portal opens and he meets Jem and his ancestor Will from the past.

9 Is there such a thing as a 1/8 love story?

Not really but with their sarcastic personalities they'd make great friends!

10 Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort.

Our Men are Just Plain Stupid but we Love them.

11 Does anyone on your friend list read 3?

They should!

12 Does anyone on your friend list read 11?

They should!

13 When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Sadly never. Haven't found any.

14 If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Get ready for some serious sarcasm and wit!

15 If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

Red. Taylor Swift

16 What would a good pick up line be for 10 to use on 2?

Well seeing as how neither Jace(10) or Fane(2) are gay I don't really think there is a good pick up line Jace could use on Fane.

17)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Will and Clary are in a happy relation until Costin runs off with Clary. Will heartbroken has a hot one night stand with Tessa(woot woot! Wessa FANS) and a brief unhappy affair with Jacque (Fane will kill him) then follows wise advice from Jen(*cough cough* WISE? *cough cough*)
and finds true love with Jem.(ew his parabatai and best friend who is like his brother? Okay weird.)

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My favorite quotes from the mortal instrument series

"...Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?'
Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remains myself."
..."At least," she said, "you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland."
"Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting."

- Cassandra Clare

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"I'll just have them change demonology text books from ‘almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec.He prefers his monsters really, really extinct. Will that make you happy?"

-Cassandra Clare

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“You said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?"
"A long one?”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

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“Don't order any of the faerie food," said Jace, looking at her over the top of his menu. "It tends to make humans a little crazy. One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," he added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

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“Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

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“Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y.”
― Cassandra Clare

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“What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there.
"It's a girl," Jace said,recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

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“It's the mortal cup Jace, not the mortal toilet bowl.”
― Cassandra Clare

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“If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you."
"Who's Magnus?" Max inquired.
"He's a warlock," said Alec.
"A sexy, sexy warlock," Isabelle told Max, ignoring Alec's look of total fury.
"But warlocks are bad," protested Max, looking baffled.
"Exactly," said Isabelle.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

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“If you knew how to cook, maybe I would eat," Jace muttered.

Isabelle froze, her spoon poised dangerously. "What did you say?"

Jace edged toward the fridge. "I said I'm going to look for a snack to eat."

That's what I thought you said." Isabelle turned her attention to the soup.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

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“Actually," said Jace, "I prefer to think that I'm a liar in a way that's uniquely my own.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

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"You just had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do?"

— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)

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"Come in. And try not to murder any of my guests." Jace edged into the doorway, sizing up Magnus with his eyes.

"Even if one of them spills a drink on my new shoes?"

"Even then."

— Cassandra Clare City of Bones

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"The cuckoo bird," she said. "You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places."

"Enormous?" said Jace. "Did you just call me fat?"

"It was an analogy."

"I am not fat."

— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)

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Favorite Quotes from The Infernal Devices, Also by Cassandra Clare

Will: “Well, she's not responding to my advances," he observed more brightly than he felt, "so she must be dead."

Jem: "Or she's a woman of good taste and sense.”

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“You know," Gabriel said, "there was once a time I thought we could be friends, Will."

"There was a time I thought I was a ferret," Will said, "but that turned out to be the opium haze.”

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Will: "I had such plans for this evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But alas, it was not to be. No sooner had I consumed my third drink in the Devil than I was accosted by a delightful small flower selling child who asked me for two pence for a daisy. The price seemed steep, so I refused. When I told the girl as much, she proceeded to rob me."

Tessa: "A little girl robbed you?"

Will: "Actually, she wasn’t a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of Six-Fingered Nigel."

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“As for the temperature of Hell, Miss Gray," he said, "let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs."

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Will: "Nice place to live, isn't it? Let’s hope they left something behind other than filth. Forwarding addresses, a few severed limbs, a prostitute or two . . ."

Jem: "Indeed. Perhaps, if we're fortunate, we can still catch syphilis."

Will: "Or demon pox. There's always demon pox."

Jem: "Demon pox does not exist."

Will: "Oh, ye of little faith."

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Jem: "Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"

Will: "They ate it too. Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck."

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“Trains are great dirty smoky things," said Will. "You won't like it."

Tessa was unmoved. "I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?"

"I've never swum naked in the Thames before, but I know I wouldn't like it."

"But think how entertaining for sightseers," said Tessa, and she saw Jem duck his head to hide the quick flash of his grin.

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“Reparations,” said Jem very suddenly, setting down the pen he was holding.

Will looked at him in puzzlement. “Is this a game? We just blurt out whatever word comes next to mind? In that case mine is ‘genuphobia’. It means an unreasonable fear of knees.”

“What’s the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?” inquired Jessamine.”

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“I promise to charm the dickens out of him,' said Will, sitting up and readjusting his crushed hat. 'I shall charm him with such force that when I am done, he will be left lying limply on the ground, trying to remember his own name.'

''The man's eighty-nine', muttered Jem. 'He may well have the problem anyway.”

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“Mr. Rochester never courted Jane Eyre," Tessa pointed out.

"No, he dressed up as a woman and terrified the poor girl out of her wits. Is that what you want?"

"You would make a very ugly woman."

"I would not. I would be stunning.”

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“I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress,” said Jem. “For what it’s worth, I don’t think Will could fight in that dress either.”

“Perhaps not,” said Will, who had ears like a bat’s. “But I would make a radiant bride.”

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“Demon pox, oh, demon pox,
Just how is it acquired?
One must go down to the bad part of town
Until one is very tired.
Demon pox, oh, demon pox I had it all along—
No, not the pox, you foolish blocks,
I mean this very song—
For I was right, and you were wrong!”

“Will!” Charlotte shouted over the noise. “Have you LOST YOUR MIND? CEASE THAT INFERNAL RACKET!”

― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Prince

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“Will: Have you ever seen what happens to someone with demon pox? First it lies dormant. One begins to turn yellow and green. Then the swelling sets in -
Jem: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS DEMON POX.”
― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Angel'

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Favorite Bloodlines and Vampire Academy Series Quotes

"Hopper." When Adrian laughed I added, "Best rabbit ever. He'd be proud to know his name is being past on." "Yes I'm sure he would. Did you name the mustang too?" "I think you mean the Ivashkinator." He stared at me in wonder. "I told you I loved you, right?" "Yes."I assured him. "Many times." "Good."Adrian pulled me closer. "Just making sure, Miss 'I'm a Quick Study." I groaned. "I'm never going to live that down, am I?" "Live it down? Hell, I'm going to hold you to it."

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"An image of Sydney's face appeared in my mind's eye, calm and lovely.
I believe in you.
My anxiety faded.
I took a deep breath and met the gazes of all those watching me in the room.
Who was I to do this?
I was Adrian Ivashkov.
And I was about to kick some ass."
— Richelle Mead (The Fiery Heart (Bloodlines, #4))

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"Did Belikov bend the rules of time and space to get here so fast? He can do that, right?"
— Richelle Mead (The Fiery Heart (Bloodlines, #4))

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"Takes a lot of tries before you hit perfection." He paused to reconsider that. "Well, except for my parents. They got it on the first try." (Adrian)"
— Richelle Mead (Bloodlines (Bloodlines, #1))

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"You've asked me out tons of times."
"Not really. I've made inappropriate suggestions and frequently pushed for nudity. But I've never asked you out on a real date."
— Richelle Mead (Blood Promise (Vampire Academy, #4))

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"You, know I'm the Queen's favorite great nephew, Well, yeah I'm her only great nephew, but that's not important, I'd still be her favorite..."
— Richelle Mead (Shadow Kiss (Vampire Academy, #3))

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"From behind Lissa, I heard Christian say, "Worst. Timing. Ever." Adrian studied Lissa and then looked at Christian sprawling on the bed on the far side of the suite.
"Huh," Adrian said, letting himself in. "So that's how you're going to fix the family problem. Little Dragomirs. Good idea." Christian sat up and strolled toward them.
"Yeah, that's exactly it. You're interrupting official Council business."
— Richelle Mead (Last Sacrifice (Vampire Academy, #6))

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"Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate hat on the skeleton. And a parrot on his shoulder. A skeleton parrot. Or maybe a ninja skeleton parrot? No, that would be overkill. But it'd be cool if the biker skeleton could be shooting some ninja throwing stars. That are on fire."
— Richelle Mead (Bloodlines (Bloodlines, #1))

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"Who is he?"
"An idiot, said Adrian. "Makes me look like an upstanding member of society."
— Richelle Mead (Last Sacrifice (Vampire Academy, #6))

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"You guys didn't really think you could go off on a party weekend without me, did you? Especially here of all places—" He froze and it was one of those rare moments when Adrian Ivashkov was caught totally and completely off guard.
"Did you know," he said slowly, "that Victor Dashkov is sitting on your bed?"
"Yeah," I said. "It was kind of a shock to us too."
— Richelle Mead (Spirit Bound (Vampire Academy, #5))

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"Adrian, I'm on a date. Why are you here? On my car?"
— Richelle Mead (The Golden Lily (Bloodlines, #2))

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"Hey, he's awesome. A little unstable, but awesome. We got along great." Adrian opened the door to the building we were seeking. "And he's a bad ass in his way too. I mean, any other guy who wore scarves like that? He'd be laughed out of this school. Not Abe. He'd beat someone almost as badly as you would. In fact..." Adrian's voice turned nervous. I gave him a surprised look.
"In fact what?"
"Well...Abe said he liked me. But he also made it clear what he'd do to me if I ever hurt you or did anything bad." Adrian grimaced. "In fact, he described what he'd do in very graphic detail. Then, just like that, he switched to some random, happy topic. I like the guy, but he's scary."
— Richelle Mead (Spirit Bound (Vampire Academy, #5))

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"You look confused," said Adrian.
I shook my head and sighed. "I think I'm just over thinking things."
He nodded solemnly. "That's why I try to never do it."
— Richelle Mead (Bloodlines (Bloodlines, #1))

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"I knew you were a bad ass," continued Adrian. "But I didn't realize just how much until I saw you dropping guardians out there."
"Does that mean you're going to be nicer to me?" I teased.
"I'm already nice to you," he said loftily. "Do you know how badly I want a cigarette right now? But no. I manfully suffer through nicotine withdrawal—all for you."
— Richelle Mead (Spirit Bound (Vampire Academy, #5))

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"I need you,ʺ said Lissa.
ʺI hear that from women a lot,ʺ said Adrian."
— Richelle Mead (Last Sacrifice (Vampire Academy, #6))

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"Adrian's face was the picture of perfect politeness and restraint, meaning something disastrous was about to happen."— Richelle Mead

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“It is not easy to be different, and even less so to be unique.”

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in.

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a*s?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DA*N!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a*s that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this sh*t!

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Pick 10 characters and answer the following:

1) 10th Doctor

2) Sirius Black

3) Remus Lupin

4) Jem Carstairs

5) Magnus Bane

6) Kallen

7) Jace Herondale

8) Fane Lupei

9) Will Herondale

10) Sam Winchester

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Hug him and ask to explore the universe with the Tardis

Number 2 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

That's embarrassing but he's Sirius Orion Black and I love him so... it could be worse ;)

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Jem Carstairs is marrying Will Herondale tomorrow? I SHIP IT OTP OTP BABES!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Pfft Magnus doesn't cook! He's a warlock he probably just used Magic...if he did cook I want to know what's wrong with it

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Yes! I love him he's my bae!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Hahaha awesome no wonder I'm a sarcastic little shit it runs in our blood!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Um...what happened to Jacque? Is she alright Fane?

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Hahaha he would too and I'd be right along there with him. My friends have issues and I know it then again so do I

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

But...but...but Sammy baby I LOVE YOU!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Protect me and do everything in his power to make sure I'm safe and that they are arrested

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Uses Magic to fix it duh!

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

The book that just came out that I wanted. Or chocolate ...chocolates good too.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Finds me in the house and carries my ass outta there and makes sure I'm alright because its Jem and he's sweet like that!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Probably embarrass me some more and make sure I look fabulous while doing it.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Um...tells me that it might not be a good idea because every girl Sam is ever with ends up dead and he tries to talk me out of it

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Sarcastic biting remarks about the asshat and maybe even some demon hunting

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Stamina rune...well and he's there cheering the loudest because its Will and he likes being heard

You can't stop laughing. What does 10 do?

Tries to figure out why the hell I'm laughing like a freaking hyena

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

His sex hair...lol HE'S THE FREAKING DOCTOR HE IS AMAZING AND HE SAVES THE WORLD AND BELIEVES IN EVERYONE AND HE'S JUST SO UGH!

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Sirius is in love with Will! DAMN I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING BUT IT SHIP IT!

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her/his family. Would you get along?

Yeah Moony is great and I'm sure his family is as well!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Nope never Malec for the win bitches!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Um...That's not kallen and if he tries Xandra and I will kick his ass for cheating on her!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

He probably has something sarcastic to say about it and if he does I will send an army of ducks after him!

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

HE HAS A FREAKING LIFE LONG MATE JUST WAITING OUT THERE FOR HIM TO LOVE AND CHERISH HER! OF COURSE HE'LL FIND THE ONE FOR GODS SAKES HE'S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL AND KIND AND HE DESERVES SOMEONE MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE EVER WILL

Number 1 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

FANGIRL TIME! YES YES YES *RUNS TO TARDIS AND KISSES HIM* I LOVE YOU TOO OH MY GODS BY THE ANGEL THIS IS HEAVEN I JUST KNOW IT!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Sam I didn't know you were gay and um well you belong with Lucifer or Gabriel not the doctor. The doctor is Rose Tylers...

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

They're talking about how annoying there obnoxious friends are and how to get back at them for it i just know it!

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Nope the doctor is soulmates with Rose Tyler and Kallen belongs with Xandra case closed!

Would 2 trust 5?

Pfft nope...but they'd love playing pranks and just being plain hot and fabulous together!

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Jem wouldn't poke Sam out of boredom and even if he did Sam would just ignore it or ask what he wanted.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What class will they pick?

Magnus Bane and the 10th Doctor...IDK!

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Hmmm...idk steak?

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Pfft anything to do with killing things or maybe a police officer...idk something along those lines.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

NO MAGNUS BANES HAIR IS PERFECTLY FABULOUS THE WAY IT IS!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

No...Will would probably draw Tessa who looks nothing like Kallens wife but Will would be to busy thinging about tessa to realize it was suppose to be kallens perfect girl and not his own.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

WILL HERONDALE DOESN'T BLUSH AND IF THEY BOTH ARE ITS BECAUSE THEY JUST HAD SEX WITH EACH OTHER WHICH BY THE ANGEL NO!

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Well the Doctor can be pretty clumsy and Sam wouldn't mind too much

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Pfft they'd start flirting with each other because that's just who they are sarcastic little prats.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Yeah a Magic work out!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Kallen might not care...he's too busy dealing with all the chaos in his life now that Xandra's apart of it

7 won the lottery?

FUCK WE ARE SCREWED JACE HERONDALE IS RICH EVERYONE RUN!

8 had quite a big secret?

yup! he's a werewolf!

9 became a singer?

"DEMON POX OH DEMON POX JUST HOW IS IT ACQUIRED? ONE MUST GO DOWN TO THE BAD PART OF TOWN UNTIL ONE IS VERY TIRES. DEMON POX OH DEMON POX I HAD IT ALL ALONG. NO NOT THE POX YOU FOOLISH BLOCKS I MEAN THIS VERY SONG. FOR I WAS RIGHT AND YOU WERE WRONG!"

10 got a daughter?

awww Sammy has a daughter how cute!

What would 1 think of 2?

eh they'd get on great though the doctor would think Sirius was too arrogant at times and didn't think things through like he should

How would 3 greet 9?

just a normal everyday hello

What would 4 envy about 5?

the fact that he isn't dying of an illiness were it turns him silver and he doesn't have to take drugs that are slowly killing him but would also die faster without them

What dream would 5 have about 6?

um...his fabulous hair and how he could make Kallen look more fabulous?

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

they both can be assholes to the girls they love when they want to be

What would make 7 angry at 8

Fane trying to steal his red head from him!

Where would 8 meet 9?

Kinda impossible since Will lived in the 1800's while Fane's around today

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

That he's bloody terrified of ducks...and about his curse that he can never love anyone because if they love him they'll die

What would make 10 scared of 1?

um nothing really unless he was dressed as a clown

Is 3 Gay?

Not in canon but as far as i'm concerned? If he ain't gay he's bisexual because I SHIP SIRIUS AND REMUS MOONY AND PADFOOT OTP!

MORE FAVORITE QUOTES!

Favorite VA quotes (Ah, there's so many):

"No one had ever called me unnatural before, except for the time I'd put ketchup on a taco. But seriously, we'd been out of salsa, so what else was I supposed to do?" -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"Oh God, I'm Zmey's daughter. Zmey junior. Zmeyette, even." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"You're beautiful in battle. Like an avenging angel come to deliver the justice of heaven." -Dimitri Belikov, Spirit Bound

"I love pity parties. I wish I'd brought the hats." -Christian Ozera, Vampire Academy

"If you weren't so psychotic, you'd be fun to hang around." -Christian Ozera, Vampire Academy

"I might have just asked for a pay phone instead of a cell phone - or maybe I'd asked for a giraffe - but hopefully the message came through regardless." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"Strigoi cast no reflections. It would make doing my hair a real pain in the ass." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"I focused on him as hard as I could while I waited for sleep to come, as though my thoughts might act as some sort of bat signal and summon him." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"Even I make mistakes. I know it's hard to believe - kind of surprises me myself - but I guess it has to happen. It's probably some kind of karmic way to balance out the universe. Otherwise, it wouldn't be fair to have one person so full of awesomeness." -Rose Hathaway, Shadow Kiss

Mason: "Belikov is a sick, evil man and should be thrown into a pit of rabid vipers for the offense he committed against you this morning."
Rose: "Thank you. Can vipers be rabid?"
Mason: "I don't see why not. Everything can be. I think. Canadian geese might be worse than vipers, though."
Rose: "Canadian geese are deadlier than vipers?"
Mason: "You ever try to feed those little bastards? They're vicious. You get thrown to vipers, you die quickly. But the geese? They'll go on for days. More suffering."
Rose: "Wow. I don't know whether I should be impressed or frightened that you've thought about all this." -Mason Ashford and Rose Hathaway, Frostbite

"I had left a body in the park, but seriously, what was I supposed to do? Drag him back to my hotel and tell the bellhop my friend had had too much to drink?" -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"Yeva sat in a rocking chair and appeared to be the world’s most stereotypical grandmother as she knit a pair of socks. Except most grandmothers didn’t look like they could incinerate you with a single glance." -Rose Hathaway, Blood Promise

"I fought against her, trying to mount some kind of defense, but it was like fighting Dimitri on crack." -Rose Hathaway, Vampire Academy

"And then, suddenly, he was there, charging down the hallway like Death in a cowboy duster." -Rose Hathaway, Vampire Academy

Rose: "Couldn’t Lissa have healed that black eye away?"
Adrian: "It’s a badge of honor. Makes me seem manly." -Rose Hathaway & Adrian Ivashkov, Blood Promise

"I know how devastated you must be to miss me. But leave a message, and I’ll try to ease your agony as soon as possible." -Adrian Ivashkov, Blood Promise

"You forget: I have an addictive personality. I'm addicted to you. Somehow I think you could do all sorts of bad things to me, and I'd still come back to you." -Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound

"I can't wait until this show gets on the road. You and me are going to have so much fun, Rose. Picking out curtains, doing each others hair, telling ghost stories . . ." -Christian Ozera, Shadow Kiss

Rose: "Do you have, like, a T. Rex you're going to feed?"
Christian: "Only if you want some." -Rose Hathaway and Christian Ozera, Shadow Kiss

"Dreams, dreams. I walk them; I live them. I delude myself with them. It's a wonder I can spot reality anymore." -Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound

"My eternity doesn't involve being part of the undead mafia." -Rose Hathaway, Spirit Bound

"I stayed with you through all of this . . . breaking out Victor, listening to his crazy brother . . . because I knew you needed me. You all did, to help keep you safe. I thought you had a real reason for getting Victor out - and that you were going to return him. Does it sound crazy? Yeah, but that's normal for you. You've always had good reasons for what you do. But this . . . this is crossing a line. Letting Strigoi go in order to chase some idea - some idea that you couldn't possibly work - is ten times worse than what we did with Victor. A hundred times worse. Every day that Dimitri walks the world is another day that people are going to die." -Eddie Castile, Spirit Bound

"Dimitri must have grown tired of waiting for me. He held on to my shoulder and jerked me toward him, triumph flaring in those red eyes. In the sort of space we were in, this was probably all he needed to kill me. This time, he had what he wanted." -Rose Hathaway, Spirit Bound

"He's hot - like, the kind of hot that makes you stop walking on the street and get hit by traffic." -Rose Hathaway, Frostbite

Rose: "So what are you doing here? I know it's not just a fatherly visit. You never do anything without a reason."
Abe: "Of course not. Why do anything without a reason?"
Rose: "Don't start up with your circular logic."
Abe: "No need to be jealous. If you work hard and put your mind to it, you might just inherit my brilliant logic skills someday." -Rose Hathaway and Abe Mazur, Last Sacrifice

"Sometimes the greatest tests of our strength are situations that don't seem so obviously dangerous. Sometimes surviving is the hardest thing of all." -Abe Mazur, Last Sacrifice

"It seemed my tendency toward crazy plots ran in the family." -Rose Hathaway, Last Sacrifice

"This time, it's about me. Not you. All my life, Lissa ... all my life, it's been the same. They come first. I've lived my life for you. I've trained to be your shadow, but you know what? I want to come first. I need to take care of myself for once. I'm tired of looking out for everyone else and having to put aside what I want. Dimitri and I did that, and look at what happened. He's gone. I will never hold him again. Now I owe it to him to do this. I'm sorry if it hurts you, but it's my choice!" -Rose Hathaway, Shadow Kiss

Lissa: "You can’t succeed in life if you don’t work. Copying from others won’t get you anywhere."
Adrian: "Whatever, I copied all through school, and look how well I’m doing today." -Adrian Ivashkov and Lissa Dragomir, Blood Promise

Rose: "A spoon?"
Lissa: "Hey, it's not easy to keep getting a hold of silver. I have to take what I can get."
Rose: "Well, it'd make for happy dinner parties."
Lissa: "Speaking of which . . . how was your dinner party? I don't suppose Her Royal Majesty showed up?"
Rose: "She did, and . . . it wasn't awful."
Lissa: "What? Did you say 'wasn't'?"
Rose: "I know, I know. It was so crazy. It was this really quick visit to see Adrian, and she acted like me being there was no big deal. Of course, who knows what would have happened if she stayed? Maybe she would have turned into her old self. I would have needed a whole set of magic silverware then--to stop me from pulling a knife on her." -Rose Hathaway and Lissa Dragomir, Spirit Bound

Rose: "Hey, Mia."
Mia: "Another guy?"
Rose: "Mia, this is Adrian Ivashkov."
Adrian: "Always a pleasure to meet a friend of Rose's, especially a pretty one."
Rose: "We aren't friends."
Mia: "Rose only hangs out with guys and psychopaths."
Adrian: "Well, since I'm both a psychopath and a guy, that would explain why we're such good friends."
Rose: "You and I aren't friends either."
Adrian: "Always playing hard to get, huh?"
Mia: "She's not that hard to get. Just ask half the guys at our school."
Rose: "Yeah, and you can ask the other half about Mia. If you can do a favor for her, she'll do lots of favors for you."
Mia: "Well, at least I don't do them for free." -Rose Hathaway, Mia Rinaldi & Adrian Ivashkov, Frostbite

Adrian: "I can visit people in their dreams."
Christian: "Stop. I can feel there’s a comment coming on about how women already dream about you. I just ate, you know." -Adrian Ivashkov and Christian Ozera, Blood Promise

Rose: ". . . I have to kill him."
Adrian: "Good, I'm glad."
Rose: "God. Are you that eager to get rid of any competition?"
Adrian: "No. I just know that as long as he's still alive--or, well, kind of alive--then you're in danger. And I can't stand that. I can't stand knowing that your life is in the balance. And it is, Rose. You'll never be safe until he's gone. I want you safe. I need you to be safe. I can't . . . I can't have anything happen to you." -Rose Hathaway and Adrian Ivashkov, Spirit Bound

Christian: "You guys are shopping?" he asked, glancing from Lissa to Adrian. "Getting in a little girl time?"
Adrian: "Hey, you'd benefit from a wardrobe change. Besides, I bet you'd look great in a halter top." -Christian Ozera and Adrian Ivashkov, Last Sacrifice

Favorite Mortal Instruments Quotes:

Jace: "Jesus! What's your problem?"
Alec: "This place is filled with Downworlders. You know that. I think you should try to keep the details of our investigation a secret."
Isabelle: "Investigation? Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names."
Jace: "Good idea. I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein." -Jace Wayland, Alec Lightwood and Isabelle Lightwood, City of Bones

Clary: "Haven't you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?"
Jace: "Only from ugly people." -Jace Wayland and Clary Fray, City of Bones

Clary: "How did you know I had Shadowhunter blood? Was there some way you could tell?"
Jace: "I guessed. It seemed like the most likely explanation."
Clary: "You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me."
Jace: "I was ninety percent sure."
Clary: "I see."
There must have been something in her voice, because he turned to look at her. Her hand cracked across his face, a slap that rocked him back on his heels. He put his hand to his cheek, more in surprise than pain.
Jace: "What the hell was that for?"
Clary: "The other ten percent." -Clary Fray and Jace Wayland, City of Bones.

"Usually I'm remarkably good-natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in -y." -Jace Wayland, City of Ashes

Isabelle: "How did you get Magnus to let Jace leave?"
Clary: "Traded him for Alec."
Isabelle: "Not permanently?"
Jace: "No, just for a few hours. Unless I don't come back, in which case, maybe he does get to keep Alec. Think of it as a lease with an option to buy."
Isabelle: "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
Simon: "That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? No, probably not." -Isabelle Lightwood, Clary Fray, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis, City of Ashes

"Lately I've been cross dressing. Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know." -Simon Lewis, City of Bones

Jace: "I am a man and real men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown."
Isabelle: "Brown?"
Jace: "Brown is a manly color." -Jace Wayland and Isabelle Lightwood, City of Glass

Favorite Infernal Devices Quotes:

Gabriel: "You know, there was a time when I thought we could be friends, Will."
Will: "There was a time I thought I was a ferret, but that turned out to be the opium haze. Did you know it had that effect? Because I didn't." -Gabriel Lightwood and Will Herondale, Clockwork Angel

Tessa: "Won't we excite some sort of comment, hiding in here like this? The others - the vampires - I'm sure they were staring at us as we came in."
Magnus: "They were staring at Will. Will looks wrong."
Will: "I find that hard to credit coming from someone dressed as you are."
Magnus: "Will doesn't behave like the other human subjugates. He doesn't stare at his mistress with blind adoration, for instance."
Will: "It's that monstrous hat of hers. Puts me off." -Tessa Gray, Magnus Bane and Will Herondale, Clockwork Angel

Tessa: "They're still looking at him. At Will, I mean."
Magnus: "Of course they are. Look at him. The face of a bad angel and eyes like the night sky in Hell. He's very pretty, and vampires like that. I can't say I mind either. Black hair and blue eyes are my favorite combination."
Tessa reached up to pat Camille's pale blond curls.
Magnus: "Nobody's perfect." -Tessa Gray and Magnus Bane, Clockwork Angel

Will: "Nice place to live, isn't it? Let’s hope they left something behind other than filth. Forwarding addresses, a few severed limbs, a prostitute or two . . ."
Jem: "Indeed. Perhaps, if we're fortunate, we can still catch syphilis."
Will: "Or demon pox. There's always demon pox."
Jem: "Demon pox does not exist."
Will:"Oh, ye of little faith." -Will Herondale and Jem Carstairs, Clockwork Angel

"If you have a soul of a warrior, you are a warrior. Whatever the color, the shape, the design of the shade that conceals it, the flame inside the lamp remains the same. You are that flame." -Jem Carstairs, Clockwork Angel

Jem (to Tessa): "Must you go? I was rather hoping you'd stay and be a ministering angel, but if you must go, you must."
Will: "I'll stay. I can minister angelically."
Jem: "None too convincingly. And you're not as pretty to look at as Tessa is."
Will: "How rude. Many who have gazed upon me have compared the experience to gazing at the radiance of the sun."
Jem:"If they mean it gives you a headache, they aren't wrong." Jem Carstairs and Will Herondale, Clockwork Angel

"Let me give you a piece of advice. The handsome young fellow who's trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs." -Will Herondale, Clockwork Angel

Jem: "Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"
Will: "They ate it too. Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck." -Jem Carstairs and Will Herondale, Clockwork Angel

Will: "I'm not sure a book has ever changed me. Well there is one volume that promises to teach one how to turn oneself into an entire flock of sheep-"
Tessa: "Only the very weak minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry." -Tessa Gray and Will Herondale, Clockwork Angel

Will: "I had such plans for this evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But alas, it was not to be. No sooner had I consumed my third drink in the Devil than I was accosted by a delightful small flower selling child who asked me for two pence for a daisy. The price seemed steep, so I refused. When I told the girl as much, she proceeded to rob me."
Tessa: "A little girl robbed you?"
Will: "Actually, she wasn’t a little girl at all, as it turns out, but a midget in a dress with a penchant for violence, who goes by the name of Six-Fingered Nigel." -Will Herondale and Tessa Gray, Clockwork Angel

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Twelve random characters from my favorite movies, books, or manga.

1.Adrian

2.Sally

3.Jace

4.Jen

5.Will

6.Jacque

7.Jem

8.Tessa

9.Magnus

10.Rose

11.Dimitri

12.Sydney

1 Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?

No but it would be interesting.

2 Is 4 hot? How hot?

Well to me no but that's because I'm straight. (No Offense to gays, lesbians and bisexuals)

3 What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

I'd have to say that Adrian and Will/Jem would probably be jealous. Of course Adrian being Adrian would try to woo Sydney.

4 Do you recall any fics about 9?

Yeah tons!

5 Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

NOPE! They are both best friends and have mates.

6 5/9 or 5/10?

Will and Magnus or Will and Rose? Well for Will it would probably be him and Rose because he's straight but I'm sure Magnus wouldn't mind the pairing. Black hair and blues eyes are his favorite combination.

7 What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

Jem walks in on Sally and Tessa kissing. Well that would be really awkward for Jem since he's from the late 1800's. Then again so is Tessa. Anyways if he walked in on them kissing he'd probably walk back out. (poor Jem he's also in love with Tessa)

8 Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

Jace is fighting some pretty evil vampires when he meets Rose who's also fighting evil vampires. Or as Rose knows them as Strigori.

9 Is there such a thing as a 1/8 love story?

Nope not at all.

10 Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort.

Sarcasm and Wit isn't always funny. It Can hurt too.

11 Does anyone on your friend list read 3?

They should!

12 Does anyone on your friend list read 11?

They should!

13 When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Today

14 If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Get ready for some serious Sarcasm.

15 If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

All you ever. Hunter Hayes.

16 What would a good pick up line be for 10 to use on 2?

Well seeing as how neither Rose(10) or Sally(2) are lesbian I don't really think there is a good pick up line Rose could use on Sally

17)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Adrian and Jem are in a happy relationship until Magnus runs off with Jem. Adrian heartbroken has a hot one night stand with Dimitri and a brief unhappy affair with Sydney(Sydrian LOVER UNITE! of course it wouldn't really be unhappy) then follows wise advice from Will(wise advice from Will? *cough cough* don't think so *cough cough*) and finds true love with Jace.(wow this is really messed up but on the bright side Adrian and Jace are both really sarcastic!)