They don't fit the stereotypes. They do their own thing, as crazy as that may be most of the time. Fortunately or unfortunately, it's the way they work. – A collection of one-shots that will contain romance, fluff, good ol' smut, PWP, domestic fluff, a lot of humour and the occasional drop of angst. Marked as complete but will be updated whenever. [Roy/Fem!Ed]

Years after the Promised Day, Führer Roy Mustang is well on his way to achieving everything he's ever dreamed of for Amestris. Then he discovers that there might be something he wants for himself.

As the top alchemists in the military, Roy Mustang and Edward Eric are prime candidates for dangerous missions. Trained for anything, they still might be a bit surprised when they have to go undercover…in a nudist colony.