hi my name is noodle,also know as that crazy bitch with the chopsticks :)

ive loved fanficiton ever since i read my first fic by misumisu84 ,so i suddenly decided (last wednessday to be precise) to get up off my ass and write some.and since i went to all that effort i decided i may as well post it too :).

stuff i love: cry of the icemark,final fantasy VII ,H.I.V.E,diskworld,hellsing, petshop of horrors,princess mononoke,crack...(this list goes on for about two days)

stuff i hate:self inserts,bady written fic ,mary sues, tifa x sephiroth,annoying het (you know what i mean)

stuff id love to see(but probobly never will):

.a fran x sephiroth ff crossover
.a fic where vetinari and margolotta get married
.a massive fandom crossover food fight fic( im thinking of writing this one myself)
.a princess monoke fic where someone expunds the theory that lady eboshi is sans mother.

my cracked up theorys (which probobly arn't true but i like to have explanations for everything,the weirder the better):

. lady eboshi is sans mother and the reason she hates moro so much is because moro stole san from her,as for what she was doing in/near the forest with a baby i recon she was running away from a forced marrige to lord asano.which also explains why asano wants to destroy iron town and eboshi so much.as for the fact that san looks nothing like eboshi i recon that she takes after her daddy and since we dont know what asano looks like(cos he can be botherd to show his face the the movie) i can safely say in that my own head that he has brown hair and blue eyes :)

lady eboshi is chinese,now before you get mad at me think about this; the chinese introduced cannons and gunpowder to japan and since no one else seems to have those rifle things (or even heard of them) i think its safe to say that eboshi may have took them from china herself,in which case she may aslo be chinese. also from what ive seen she has much smaller feet that the other women in iron town (although i cant be completly shure) which may be miyazaki hinting that she is chinese because at that time most chinese women had tiny bound feet .although i realise that if eboshi's feet had been bound at any point in her life she wouldent have been able to walk let alone run after wolf gods

lastly,you may be wondering since i metioned the amazing misu if im into THAT stuff (and im not talking about crack here).the answer is yes i love it,but since im currently trying to keep this account from my peeps knowlege i wont be writing any of that stuff myself until i get my own computer.:(

.update with regard to . i gave in to temptation,smut galore from now on :)