Sunlight Crystal
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Joined 10-24-15, id: 7237578, Profile Updated: 03-17-16
Author has written 3 stories for Greek Mythology, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey there people, this is Sunlight Crystal, SC, Emma, Estelle, or whatever you desire to call me (just be nice, please)

Stalk me on my Deviant Art @CoquelicotsDuSoir, too!

Let's get to the fun stuff...


BASIC FACTS ABOUT ME:
-Loves music, art, gelato, cats, hiking, skiing, playing piano, swimming, writing, biking, designing, crafting, reading, history, drawing, and stuff that's hilarious
-Is kind of sensitive and crazy
-Likes to be unique
-Loves Hetalia, Percy Jackson/Greek Mythology, Harry Potter, and Warrior Cats


QUOTES I LOVE:
"There is no theory. You have only to listen. Pleasure is the law. I love music passionately. And because l love it, I try to free it from barren traditions that stifle it. It is a free art gushing forth, an open-air art boundless as the elements, the wind, the sky, the sea. It must never be shut in and become an academic art." -Claude Debussy on playing piano
"In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different." -Coco Chanel
"Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever." -Walt Disney
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." -Walter Bagehot


RANDOM COPY AND PASTE STUFF:
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile.
If you often have to tell people 'I know I'm weird, I hear it all the time!', copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the rain copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this into your profile.
If you've hit yourself and or banged your head for no reason, copy this into your profile
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love these copy and paste thingies, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile
My friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile
If you're a fangirl/boy and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!
If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile
If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile
IF YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I, like, can't believe, I, like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile (it was actually a screen door but whatever)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you're often confused for a shy and quiet person (but definitely aren't), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you're a perfectionist and it gets you in trouble more times than humans have created a number for, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever went to tuck your hair behind your ear, and end up accidentally poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put this it in your profile.
98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.


OTHER RANDOM JUNK:
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"


SIX TRUTHS IN LIFE (OR THE IDIOT TEST):
1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility
2. All idiots, after reading this will try it
3. And discover that it's a lie
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and I needed company


IN THE CINEMA:
Wait for it to go quiet and then stand up loudly and yell "I can't find the remote to change the channel!"


CAN YOU READ THIS? :
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read it at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The pahomoneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt!


CAN YOU READ THIS #2? :
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As Part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped if favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 2 letters shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of united urop vil finali kum tru.


REMEMBER WHEN...:

the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


EVEN MORE RANDOM JUNK:
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me.
Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
The trouble with life, is there's no background music.
I don't get even, I get odder.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.


INTERESTING LITTLE PASSAGE:
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


PONDER THIS:
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse
Why they are called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?
Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?


ONE MORE THING...

I, Sunlight Crystal, do solemnly swear to review all the fanfictions I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution.
Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews.


That's all to say.

Kudos to those who made it through this profile and did not fall asleep.

SC

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My Life as a Teenage Olympian God by Tigress Princess reviews
Zeus is tired of all the arguing that takes place in his family.So he decides to turn everyone into teenagers!This smells like drama!Now the Gods are going to have to survive Goode and learn to get along with each other.Can they do it?Full summary inside!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,130 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 7/9/2011
An Unexpected and Really Strange Adventure by literalmind reviews
A series of scenarios on the premise of the Fellowship getting dumped into the 21st century, rather than the other way around. My aim is to be humorous while keeping the Fellowship as much in character as possible. K for now, but could possibly become T later on. ***Not abandoned, but updates may not be regular***
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,245 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/28/2018 - Published: 2/4/2015
Virginia's Going To Kill Us by The Rambler13 reviews
A series of oneshots about my states from my story 50 States of Crazy, ranging from humorous to historical, with occasional appearances by the countries. Rated T for possible future violence and drunken-ness. Cover image by the lovely Fruitstogether.
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Pranks in Rivendell by Pip the Dark Lord of All reviews
Pippin is bored in Rivendell. He and Merry do something that gets a little out of hand...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,589 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Aragorn, Legolas
The Olympus Weekly Forum by mibhe reviews
Introducing Olympus Weekly, the newspaper of the gods of Olympus. With such strong opinions tossed around so easily, trouble is bound to be raised...
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19 Ways to Annoy Legolas by bookfreak1317 reviews
Title says it all. Each chapter is dedicated to a different way to annoy Legolas. This is NOT a list story. Completed for the last time!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Legolas - Complete
Immortal Fun by The Authorous Author reviews
When The Parents Are Away, The Kids Will Play! When Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Demeter, and Hestia leave for a certain trip, Hermes comes up with a new game. Truth or Dare! And of course, he drags everyone to come play with him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Athena, Hermes, Artemis, Apollo - Complete
Olympus Weekly by ilGyhs reviews
Welcome to Olympus Weekly! Feel free to giggle, curse, smile, or throw fruit as you merrily scroll down the intriguing news feed. Who knew the gods could be this entertaining?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,001 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011
150 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do On Mount Olympus by Taayluur reviews
"You're right, Ares! Things have been boring! Let's shake it up! I'm taking this list to a monumental scale!" Apollo, Ares, Aphrodite, and Hades beamed up at Hermes."Bigger and better than before! 150 things I'm not allowed to do On Mount Olympus!"
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A Percy Jackson Facebook by Mischievous Little Owl reviews
There are a lot of these . But give mine a chance .
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Gods' First Christmas by hungergames.percyjackson reviews
Every year around Christmas time, the gods were always harsh and locked themselves off from the world. This year is different. They're trying Christmas; recieving and giving presents. But will they learn the true meaning of Chrismas in time?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Zeus, Athena - Complete
The Olympians Get Facebook by GreekGleekSalvatore reviews
Ever wondered how the Olympians' Facebook looked like?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
50 Reasons by dnapolymerase314 reviews
50 Reasons/Reponses Why I, Thalia Grace Will Never Date You, Apollo, God of…Wimpy Stuff
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Apollo, Thalia G.
The Gods discover Apple Apps by dnapolymerase314 reviews
Hermes, the God of Messengers, interacts with the Mortal World the most and has got himself a snazzy new gadget: The New iPod Touch. Unfortunately for him, the other gods keep stealing it to play these strangely addicting mortal games. T...just for fun.
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Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Middle of Middle Earth School by Jedi Gollum reviews
Many famous characters from the Lord of the Rings are all off to First Grade, for the first time... Little elflings, men, hobbits and dwarves oh my!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 48,494 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 8/7/2004
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Dying at Dunkin' Donuts reviews
Just a silly story about one of Alfred F. Jones' states...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2016 - America - Complete
City Lights reviews
There are days when Alfred F. Jones gets a little lonely. On one of those days, he invites over the rest of his family...What happens? In broad strokes, disaster, my friend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2016
Eternal Bond reviews
Starting with a gloomy morning and ending with a bright evening, this is just a short little story starring your favorite twin deities of Greek Mythology.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete