About Me:

My name is Marceline and the three words usually used to describe me are: Russian, goth, and awesome.

I am turning 20 this month. This makes me want to sob bitterly.

My main emotions are anger, sadness, and hopeless love.

I have a huge crush on a man who does not exist. Or he MAY have existed.
Maybe.
Just maybe.
Depends on who you chose to believe.

Music is my favorite thing ever. I am not gonna lie.

My obsessions include Night Vale, The Monstrumologist series, Black Butler, Criminal Minds, Supernatural, and Siberia.
I also enjoy Adventure Time (THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY NAME).
Also Ian Somerhalder.
Because hot. Damn.
-but my heart belongs to Pellinore Warthrop which is something you should find really pitiful-

I act about 12 times smarter than I actually am.

I am so tall that people who know my height before my gender assume I'm male.
I am 6'1. Not a dude.

I'm one of those raving social justice people, and though it gets tiresome if you piss me off I will relentlessly attack you in a passive yet angry comment.
To which I should add I sound passive a lot, when in reality I'd like to bash your fucking face in.

That's only if you're an assbutt though; if you're nice I'll totally braid your hair and bake you cookies.

English isn't my first language, so if I use tools wrong or word things strangely, I apologize for that.

I think Victorian stuff is the shit.

My Father is insane.

I have a cat who will fight for lap space with my laptop, and a dog with the IQ of a rock.

Sometimes I mistake bits of grime on my computer screen for punctuation.

About my stories:

I mainly write Monstrumologist and Criminal Minds fanfics, but I swing focus every so often :)

Me Being Friendly:

I'm always open to suggestions (whether it be for writing or reading), and I'll proof-read, read, and/or review something of yours if you'd like me too:)

I am also open to collabs on stories, so feel free to ask for those as well!

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