Hiya peoples,

My name is none of your buisness and I'm 86.31 and 1/2 years old. I love South Park and a bunch of other stuff I'm too lazy to write about.

My favorite SP pairing are:

Style, there are so cute!

Bunny, the inocent one and the whore, completely made for eachother right?

Creek, no reason I just love them

Candy, I hate them both but they make a good couple

Dip, the anti-Christ and the sweetist little brit, what's not to love?

Ctristophe(Ze mole)XGregory(if you know a name for these two please tell me) Just watch the movie.

Those are the main ones I like anyway, i probably like more just not really thinking to hard about it.

I Hate:

Kyle/Cartman, I know alot love them, but they just make me sick, sorry Cartman fangirls, he's an ass

Kenny/everyone, he paired with everybody, just because he's a pervert doesn't mean he's a slut, with everybody.

Kyle/anybody but Stan, I just don't see it, I can't think of him with any other south park character, and he's paired with everybody too! Why?

Stan/Wendy, there fine for 4th grade, but Wendy's a jealous bitch, very annoying and too easily pissed, she shot a teacher into the sun for goodness sake!

Kenny/Cartman, I don't see where this one even really came from, probably from the fact that Stan and Kyle went off on their own and tleft them two there or something? I don't know I don't see it.

Craig/Clyde, Clydes a self-centered ass, HE is the school whore, have you seen "The List"?

Probably alot more, but there's too many to list and I'm lazy.

I've come to notice a hell of alot of homophobia lately, and I'm just amazed at how much people can hate somebody that they know nothing about who just happens to be gay? There is nothing wrong with likeing someone of the same sex! No, I'm not gay, but I feel sorry for gay people, not because they are, just because of all the self-centered ass-holes who think it's wrong and make it so hard for them to accept themselves, people are just too fucking stubbern for their own good. And then, there are those people who never have anything to do with their religion untill it comes to who to hate, "Never go to church (or any other place of worship) never read the bible or anything, and ignore the ten comandments, have ignored over half of bible, but your gay? I'm sorry my faith hates you so I do to" What the fuck? No one says that, but alot of people do it. It's just fucked up, this whole goddamn society, prejudices about mutible faiths, sexual preferences, looks, place of birth, baciaclly anything you can think of, it is predudiced (is that a word?) in some way, shape or form. You can not be comfotable with the person, but don't go out of your way to exlude them.

Sorry for that rant, trust me, if you talked to me in real life i'd probably take more then 52 hours 83 minutes and 28.8 seconds just to talk about part of it.

I have to say, I'm not a complete South Park dork, I like other things too, I like reading, drawing (coughcough-south park-coughcough) hanging out with friends, annoying the hell out of my family, and trust me, I do that 25/7, yes I find another hour in the day just to bug the shit out of them. I'm one of those people who if we've never met before, and I just randomly started talking to you, within the hour you will be in an insane isylum in Wisconson, because cheese is awsome (sorry if your from there and that offened you in some way, meant nothing by it I swear). I'm also the girl (yes i'm a girl incase you didn't know already) where if you piss me off you will be regreting it every minute of your life that your stuck in the same room as me, basically I'm a pain in the ass and you should be glad you don't know me, but I'll find it very ironic if you do, and you don't know it, thinking "I wonder if their related?" or something like that. If you think you do know someone like me, tell me, if it really is, i probably wont tell you, but I'll laugh my ass off anyway.

Well, I basically wrote this one night, where I should being doing something productive, and I just didn't want to do it, or go to sleep yet, so I don't give a shit what it sounds like, it wasted about checks clock 1 hour and a half of my time, WHOO!

Pre-warning: I can't spell worth shit, if I didn't have a word program any stories I write would be unreadable, well, more unreadable anyway. So sorry for spelling and/or grammer mistakes.

Another thing, I talk alot (gee, that's not obvious now is it?) and love doing out of the ordinary, but I hate putting any actual information about me on the internet, incase you havent noticed, i've tried being vauge, it hasn't worked, but I don't really give two shits so yeah, that's about it, hopefully I haven't caused any early deaths, anyway, good day and good night, maybe morning, or midafternoon, I don't really know and I'm going to shut up now before my fingers fall off!

P.S. no, that's not my real age and if you think I'm going to tell youmy real age I'll respond with -5,832.3469, if your not assuming i'm going to tell you, then I gives you a cookie.

WARNING: I AM NOT RESPONISIBLE FOR ANY THOUGHTS OF SELF-HARM/SUICIDE AFTER READING MY STORIES (OR BIO), YES I KNOW THEY SUCK BUT YOUR THE ONE WHO READ THEM.