Allegra.Jane.Alec
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Joined 07-25-08, id: 1647071, Profile Updated: 07-14-10
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

I suppose there's really not much to say except:

"To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;

And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,

And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action."

William Shakespeare, Hamlet (Act III, Scene I)

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Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Claire's Questions by LittleBuddha reviews
Claire learns about "the birds and the bees" at school. How does Quil react when she gets home and starts asking him questions? As she gets older, how does he deal with the questions of a teenage girl? Rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
In Your Eyes by m. diddy reviews
Seven moments in the Host from Ian’s POV. A series of one-shots exploring his thoughts on Wanderer, from first meeting her to her reinsertion.
Host - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 70,044 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
The Gap On Page 85 by sweetseverus reviews
Two-shot so far. The chapters Stephenie Meyer left out. Bella and Edwards first time on their honeymoon, now includes the second gap on page 108 and Edwards point of view. Warning: explicite content for mature audiences. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,882 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Averse Odium by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Physical ailments are unknown to those who are vampires, but what of the subconscious and mental illness? Rated for rape, and by someone everyone will hate me for. ExB Second and final chapter added!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Condoms by jaded image reviews
Wanda can get anything they need during raids. Well...Mel needs some condoms. WandIan, implied MelJared.
Host - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
His by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
She never knew she could feel like this. But she knew she loved him—heart and soul. And body, too. Wanda/Ian. The Host Fanfiction. One-Shot
Host - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Blush by jaded image reviews
The Host fic. Ian loves to see Wanda blush. Just a one-shot, full of much needed fluff for all WandIan lovers! Beware of sugar overload.
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Breaking Boundaries by sillybella reviews
Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,172 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Christmas Angel by sillybella reviews
How did Edward spend Christmas away from Bella and his family? Yes, it’s sappy. Yes, it’s predictable. But it’s Christmas what do you expect?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
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Incestuous Debauch reviews
The Cullen's have a very open and incestuous sex life. When they move to forks they find a potential new member for the family's most enjoyable practices. Would Bella ever join? Rated M for Sex, Lesbianism, Homosexuality and of course Incest./AH and OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,410 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 9/15/2008
Bacanal Incestuoso reviews
Los Cullen tienen una vida sexual muy abierta e incestuosa. Cuando se mudan a Forks encuentran un miembro potencial para participar en las prácticas más placenteras de la familia. ¿Se unirá Bella? /M por sexo, lesbianismo, homosexualidad e incesto. AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,206 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008
Wand Waving reviews
Bellatrix is certainly the most loyal of his followers... and clearly the most efficient when it comes to taking care of his wand... Parody, very silly. One-shot.OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Crescent Moon reviews
Set in New Moon, Alice never saw Bella cliff diving and didn't come to visit. Will Bella go on without Edward? Does Jacob stand a chance? Rated M fo Sexual Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella