It began with a promise - an agreement made between two rivals that no matter what happened, and no matter who won, this single vow would never be broken. How far will they go to honor it? ZaDr.

Torn away from family and home, Dipper is thrust into a realm of old bitter blood and revenge while drowning in his own sickening love for Bill Cipher. Meanwhile, with their family in tatters, Mabel, Stan, and Ford must keep a step ahead of the NMA if they are going to even have a hope to rescue Dipper. [Sequel to Life is a Fairytale. Incomplete. On an indefinite hiatus.]

With his life grinding to a halt, Dib feels as though he no longer has any control over his destiny. However, a chance encounter gives him the opportunity to rebuild his future. Power, control, immortality. The only cost is his humanity. Is it worth abandoning an empty life in the light for a fulfilling eternity in the dark?

The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been given such a high risk target. But the pay makes him accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne. It should've been straightforward and emotionless. But when he meets a boy on the street and gets attached, he begins to wonder if the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

Dib and Zim are doing their usual and are bringing each other down when they can. But when Dib falls sick, Zim learns that even enemies need each other. Disclaimer I do not own Invader Zim. Discontinued.

AU-human. Every morning for the past four years, Arthur would make his way past the balcony of Francis Bonnefoy where a laidback Frenchman stood every morning to smoke. Every morning for the past four years, the said Frenchman would call down from his balcony a proposal. Every morning his proposal would be rejected but he hadn't give up hope just yet.

It's finally summer, but just when Dr. Kirkland thinks he's going to be able to take a much-needed vacation, he finds himself in charge of nursing his family back to health after a virus sweeps through the household. Fortunately, not all hope is lost, and maybe there's a way to salvage both his sanity and the health of his loved ones. (FACE)

After Dipper's murder, Mabel arrives in Gravity Falls with vague hopes of discovering who killed her brother. But when she finds a letter from Dipper that hints to something dangerous going on in the small town, she finds herself in over her head and wondering if she ever really knew Dipper at all. *DISCONTINUED, WITH END SUMMARY*

In 1943, during the height of World War II, the Germans decided to put all of their bad eggs in one basket. Meaning, all of the best escape artists from every prisoner of war camp in a new, state-of-the-art facility. Wait—maybe that's not such a good idea... (US/UK and FrUK love triangle, SuFin, Pol/Liet, eventual BTT friendship, and some Spamano.)

Francis Bonnefoy is a respected fashion designer at the New York-based company he works for. He's always been inadequate with computers and has trouble speaking English; he starts to improve these faults once he meets Arthur Kirkland, the company tech guy. As time goes on, Francis begins to wonder why it doesn't feel like Arthur is a part of the company. Office AU.

Quatre hommes, portés par les aléas de la vie. (UA, BTT, FrUk, 2p!FrUk et plus si affinités)

'Silently, he prayed that no one would come to fill the empty room next to his. He entertained the thought of them converting it into another utility space, perhaps a convenient spot for another copier or scanner.' In which Francis occupies the office next to Arthur, and the two engage each other in fascinating ways. Vampire AU.

Suite de Mi Amore, soleil de mon âme. Le résumé se trouve à l'intérieur pour éviter de vous spoiler sur la première partie.

Arthur can't fly, nor has he ever wanted to. Until he meets Francis. FrUK/UKFr Wingtalia AU.

Francis Bonnefoy, wedding planner, isn't quite ready for his first case after his wife's death. Arthur Kirkland, engaged to Alfred Jones, isn't quite ready for his own wedding.

AU Fed up with life and never being good enough, Lovino makes a Kicking the Bucket List, in which he'll kill himself when it's done. But can a certain Spaniard sweep him off his feet before a noose does? Spamano with initial!Scotmano (ScotlandxRomano)

FACE FAMILY SUPER HERO AU- ONE-SHOT!- Raising twin Supers has never proved to be easy for the Bonnefoy family. 'Harmless' pranks typically result in mass destruction, and as for family fights? They'd be lucky to see the roof standing by the end of it all.

With Dib's high skool graduation looming and plans for the future seemingly all set, Zim's increasingly strange and erratic behaviors manifest into a series of events in both of their lives that uncover not so simple truths of the Irken empire and of each other. ZADR, TAGR and mature themes.

Ford and Dipper defeated Bill and ended Weirdmageddon. In order to do so, Ford used a spell to seal away Bill's infinite powers, but in return he became bonded to the now humanized demon, who is forced to live at the Mystery Shack. This is the story of Bill's adventures and his new life with the Pines. BillFord.

"There's a stagger in our walk, and there's a stutter in our name..." After Zim's rival disappears for four years, he takes a 'break' from trying to rule the world. Now Dib is back. but with a heavy trauma he is carrying on his shoulders. The alien invader makes it his new mission to piece together what happened the four years Dib was gone. This is a ZaDr fiction.

"I Heart You" Alfred wouldn't call himself a "programmer", but by a bit of luck, some serious skills, and a lot of help, he's accidentally created one of the world's first truly sentient Artificial Intelligence programs ever- and he's madly in love with it.

...in love. - Dave's got a new DJ gig and one of the waiters has a thing for a him. Scratch that, two waiters - Bro/Dave main ship, past Bro/Hal, weird Hal/Dave that's mostly Hal being super pushy. NSFW/Smut at the end. - No sburb AU/none of them are related/Dave's been aged up

During the Christmas break of 1918, young and promising graduate student Wilson P. Higgsbury goes home to visit his mother for the holiday vacation. Will this be a relaxing stay at home, or will the hapless lad encounter unexpected drama and even- gasp!- a bit of bloodshed? Come inside and find out, dear readers! At least we know he's not going to starve!

Burgerpants' dreams of working with Mettaton didn't quite work out as he'd planned, now working beneath the star in customer service hell. Mettaton is the boss of nightmares, with a vendetta against his employee's self-worth. Sick of it, he takes a chance on a competition that could turn the tide on his idol-turned-enemy...Or it could just ruin his life even more. [Mettapants]

Mafiatale AU: A lot can happen in a short time, even more can happen when your simply watching from some over valued sidelines. Its easier to be jealous of the people who aren't involved though. The diva himself could vouch, though he was already underwater in the sea of trouble that the charming sniper brought into his life. Surprising, how imprisoning the fight for freedom can be

"Look at you. Running for the light like a pathetic little moth." A too familiar voice echoed around him. Wilson's head perked up and he got to his feet. He whirled around the lit area and froze. His eyes were huge and his body trembled with fear when he saw the god come into the lit area from the shadows.

An Invader Zim AU story in which human cloning has not been perfected, Dib and Gaz have a biological mother, and Zim comes to Earth a mere smeet. And with his arrival comes the purest form of devotion, as human and Irken cling through dividing walls to the one they love. ZaDr, the OC is Dib's mother. Rated M for dark themes

When Dib finds Zim unconscious in his lab, he manages to fix his pak and simultaneously disconnect Zim's emotional inhibitor, changing everything. How will Zim handle his new-found emotions, and what will he do with his life now that he is no longer a defective Irken? Inspired by the unaired episode 'The Trial' ZADR

Mettaton, knowing that he has already lost his battle with the human, accepts some viewer calls, and the first one is from a voice that he hasn't heard in a long, long time. If only he could have a second chance... (Underfell AU)

A bold ghost-turned-robot, looking to be a star, tormented by guilt beneath the surface. A lonely ghost, making music and waiting for their cousin to return. NeonClan Monthly Writing Contest March 2016: Raindrops

He was a robot. He had no anatomy. Only metal plates fused and screwed together served as his 'skin'. He couldn't even feel things the way a normal person would. And yet he still understood this to be a degradation of his self, that what this person was doing was a violation of his personal rights. (tw: rape/suicide attempt)

It's nearing 11 PM when Wilson hears a knock on his door, unaware of his doom lingering outside for him. Vampire AU! Contains: Maxwil ship and blood

Two one-shots exploring the characters of Napstablook and Mettaton, and their unexpected connection - one for the True Pacifist ending and their life beyond it, and one for the No Mercy ending, in which one sets out to avenge the other. SPOILERS for both endings.

Mettaton catches a computer virus and gets robosick. While Alphys is working on the solution, Papyrus takes care of him.

Something has awakened in the small town of South Park. There is a strange feeling in the air. Everyone senses it, animals, plants, and people alike. The children are restless and to top it all off, they have their own personal problems to deal with. But their friends and families are in danger. Can the kids put aside their differences and work together to save the town?

One-shot. Alphys and Mettaton part ways in the Genocide route.

Burgerpants makes both the best and the worst decisions of his life in one day. Unfortunately, they're both kind of the same thing. And that thing happens to be sleeping with his boss.

My reaction to the POSSIBLE (though, I freaking well hope not) ending of the show, after seeing the latest trailer. A poem, from my very heart. And, I mean that most sincerely.

There are certain processes which are irreversible, a domino effect falling closer to order as the rest of the universe falls into disorder. You're making great strides towards something akin to your own damnation. You wish you didn't love him.

"My new life didn't start off like most probably should have." That's how it always begins, isn't it? The day your entire life is flipped sunny side fucking down and all you can do is watch. I didn't ask for this and I don't even know how it happened but now I could not go back and change it. This will be my life. But I will fight because video games have taught me to live.

Human AU. Arthur Kirkland was the star of the Écarlate Palais and the second person I've ever loved in my life. But even the most beautiful stars fall and he was no different. In a world where love is for the highest bidder there can be no trust! Without trust there is no love...Jealousy, yes jealousy will drive you mad.

Dave is convinced that he's in love with his brother while Dirk is trying to convince him, and himself, that it's just a phase and will pass. Follow the Strider boys through their lives, struggling with the highs and lows, and trying to understand their feelings for each other.

Wilson P. Higgsbury has gotten quite attached to his mysterious penpal William Carter, and nothing is what it seems.

In light of a recent spike in dating, two residents of South Park have struck up a deal. A Not-Quite-Friends With Benefits deal. Provided they can tolerate each other long enough, they might just make it through this sickeningly overbearing Valentine-eque Nightmare. Kenny Craig, with pieces about Style.

They all fought to get what they wanted: Karen broke it so that it could fit her small hands and her little heart. She never intented to hurt anyone. Maybe it had a been but a whim -but it had definitely been something she cherished. It was something she held close even though it was long lost. [Crenny, slight Kebe, one-sided Karaig]

Kenny's getting older. The more stress he's under, the more he comes to rely on his alter-ego, Mysterion. It starts with blue flowers and ends with red ones. Kyle's POV, K2. Multichap.

Kenny saves Craig from near death. This has Craig feeling he owes a huge debt to him. His chance may come when the Cult of Cthulu kidnaps the immortal child and somehow strips him of his memory.

Kupa Keep and the Elven Kingdom are after one thing, and one thing only - the Stick to control the universe - but will the prince only distract the High Elf, or will he make him fight harder? "Promise me, that at the end of this, you will be by my side." K2. Based on 'the Stick of Truth' with a few changes.

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, and you're tired of being alone in this new world. Davekat, second person, post-sburb/sgrub, new universe. [Character count: 42413.] [Word count: 7741.] [Sentence count: 413.]

Arthur Kirkland and Francis Bonnefoy are simply trying to live their respective lives, but apparently someone up there has decided not to make it easy for them. FrUK, oneshot, AU.

Craig Tucker brings a gun to school and he plans on using it.

Falling hard for Mysterion was easy. Being in love with the person behind the mask was what was impossible for Craig Tucker. Kenny, however, is bound and determined to prove the task to be not as impossible as Craig once thought.

(Written for Gigolas Week). There are first times that matter. And then there are those that never end. (Gimli/Legolas, Oneshot)

This boy is Craig Tucker, and this is his story of how to fall, pick yourself up, and fall (in love). - Warnings: Minor Character Death, Child/Domestic Abuse, Non-Con, Graphic Depictions of Violence.

They've beaten the game, everything is going pretty well. Rose and Kanaya have married, and John and Sollux are getting married. As for Karkat... He's trying to be strong. (Post Sburb, sadstuck, Dave/Karkat, John/Sollux, mentions of Rose/Kanaya. Oneshot (most likely), rated T for language.)

Scotland isn't known to be the best brother in the world. Quite the opposite. But what happens when he learns that his little brother has become the love interest of half the countries on the globe? A not too happy Scotty is the world's worse nightmare!

The Door written by Cris Jackson. Synopsis: The door was always closed. It was a known rule without needing to be spoken or agreed upon. Today was the first time in Strider Family history that rule would be broken. Triggers: blood, scars, family issues. Enjoy.

Hunters look for the demons who murder the hunters who kill the demons... or is it the other way around? - Your name is Dave Strider, and you might just accidentally find out. [reverse!demonstuck AU, oneshot, John/Dave. T for swearing, descriptions of gore, dubious consent, major character death]

Kyle returns to South Park after being gone for nearly ten years; however, the person to return isn't the one who left. Kenny now has to deal with past relationships, broken friendships, a sick roommate, his drug dealing family, and a very secretive redhead all while trying to maintain normalcy. In the end, it's harder than it looks and he seeks comfort in danger. Dark themes, K2.

Bored on the meteor, Dave and Karkat play a game to pass the time. This started out as a DaveKat fluff but turned into something a bit deeper. And longer. Whoops.

*Karkat/Dave* "What the hell are you doing outside here?" Dave's reply, as usual, made no sense. "Stargazing". —- Karkat finds Dave on the meteor's surface, looking at the sky.

In which Dirk is blind, Jake is his caretaker. In which Dirk is hurt, but Jake is sick. Based on tumblr user my-friend-the-frog's AU. Implied DirkJake.

Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.

Arthur and his siblings have always lived in scum. One night and everything they have shatters. A new enviroment provides its challenges; for Arthur, it's the Frenchman next door. Atleast Francis doesn't treat him like his made of glass. Rated M for all the reasons you can think of. FrUK, various other pairings.

"Rabid Dog" AU - turns out the house wasn't empty when Jesse tried to set it on fire. Walter Jr, meet Jesse.

In the final confrontation with Alexander, Daniel accidentally falls through the rabbit hole.

'He wished he could use Mjölnir as a blacksmith would, hammer himself out until he was shining and straight.' Thor discovers he is gay as he grows up but guiltily hides it until he falls for his brother. Thor/Loki

in which Dave tries to take his anger out on furniture and occasionally really hot beverages, John tries to compete with Kanaya for the Meddler of the Year Award, and Kanaya Scoffs Quietly While Simultaneously Rectifying The Situation Without So Much As A Single Drop Of Sodium Based Bodily Temperature Reducing Fluid Secreted.

"Yes, poker." He quirked an eyebrow. "You know how to play that right?" But I didn't know how to play poker. At all. It looked like maybe I would need someone to teach me. And as far as I knew there was only one of my friends who knew how to play poker... Stenny

A typical fairytale, not unlike the variety written by Grimm... except the "fair damsel" is actually a guy in a dress. Prince Dirk travels the world, in search of a bride. She must pass three tests to marry him. The poor shepherd Jake falls madly in love with the prince, and aspires to compete. DirkJake with a side of pale AradiaJake.

Bro is a manipulative dick and D is a fashion junkie.

Strider twins Dirk and Dave desecrate a church confessional.

When the girl that once modeled for Bro's porn site calls it quits, an incident turns Dave into the new 'face' of PlushRumps. He isn't sure how he feels about this though. And it doesn't help when he gets an anonymous admirer -Stridercest warning for the last chapters-

DaveKat Humanstuck oneshot. What started off as a simple 'friends with benefits' thing becomes something more, at least for Karkat, and he is going to put a stop to it because he is not getting feelings for a straight man.

Kenny is tired. He's tired of living, dying, and everything in between. Kyle wants to help, but unfortunately, Kenny isn't the only one in South Park with problems. K2.

Different cultures place value on different things. Legolas learns what braiding means to Dwarves.

Because Dave isn't as aloof as he seems. [Oneshot, Dave/Jade, Dave character study]

Sometimes two people are destined to meet one another. But sometimes even that can't make them truly meet. And so Francis Bonnefoy will never meet Arthur Kirkland alive. FrUK, sort of. AU.

The most important quality in a doctor is patience. This is what Arthur realises when he one day finds a new patient in his little clinic. FrUK AU, oneshot.

Having once refused to obey a frog, Prince Arthur is now forced to marry one. Both parties are unwilling, but even with the help of their friends, can they win against spells... and time? FrUK AU.

To escape the hands of that psychopath, to get rid of my hopeless feelings for my friend, to forget about that abandoner... I just wanted it all to end, but I made it through somehow, thanks to him. Kyman, Style and K2.

This cannot be happening. The boy who had helped you find meaning to your life, the troll who you had dedicated your entire being to, was breaking up with you. For good this time. Basically Horuss's memories with Rufioh. Warning Sadstuck.

Dave has red feelings for Karkat, but he knows it will never work out. Or so he's trying to convince himself. And the nightmares only make the idea of feelings that much harder to bear.

Loki had given a lot of thought to what his punishment might be but this one might be the worst of all. Apparently he was going to be redeemed. By THOR. That was such a bad idea it was painful. Where was an abyss to be thrown into when you needed it?

For some strange reason, Loki keeps waking with his arm stretched out towards something that isn't there.

He swallowed and drowned the urge to cry or scream because neithre of them ever did anything. He had been up, down, through, and around this road for at least five years and after a while you just get the hell use to it.

Tormented by the sea longing, Legolas visits Minas Tirith. But when he is caught in a cave in, will friends he cannot remember be able to help him, or will he sail, having forgotten why he remained? Undying Friendship Series. Year 7 Fourth Age. Edited.

Kenny has been psychologically crippled after a horrifying incident leaves him with no reason left to live. Kyle finds himself back in South Park after four long years and, against the advice of his best friends, offers his estranged ex boyfriend a hand.

Meeting the parents is always scary, but even more so when they're a death god. Oh and, you know, they've caught you doing their son. SoulxKid.

Bro usually sleeps late, considering he's always out late at night DJ'ing at various clubs. But one morning, he wakes up early, much to Dave's surprise. Shenanigans ensue. But is what happens just another one of Bro's mind tricks? Or is it more than that? T for language. Stridercest one-shot. First official Homestuck story, please be nice ; ;

The line between miracles and evil is thin, and Kenny is right on that line. Locked away from sight, he breaks free for a moment and falls for the grace and geniality of a heretic. M for later chapter.

In which Thor floods a building and Loki is unfortunate.

Courting is never an easy task. Especially if the suitor is from a different world and the object of his affections is horribly naive. Alexander/Daniel

Your name is Dave Strider, and the love of your life is getting married. What will you do?

Dave always takes what you say as the absolute truth and rarely asks important questions. Then, he asks where your parents are. It's a Motherfucking Serious Question and you aren't sure how to answer.

It's not easy being different. It's not easy anywhere. Dave/Karkat, redrom

Behind the scenes of Dave's babyhood, starring the elder Strider.

Asari Ugetsu loves G more than anything he can think of. And for a moment, it seems there might be some reciprocated feelings. But what happens when he's wrong? Will old habits return to torment him and the others? 02U/U02, some smut in the beginning

FrUK. "You are afraid that you will see," France insisted, leaning forward, his entire bruised body screaming the words, "and you will stop loving them." Set in 1915. For Remembrance Day.

In which countless little moments between two people who were once strangers eventually build up to create a whole. "You really remember that? The music?" - "...Of course I do." The blond replied. "I remember every second of it." AU.

On the cusp of a traumatizing night, Dib is stuck in Vegas...but, where is Zim? 'Zim smirked. "Oh…because we're married. Congratulations Dib, you may kiss the broom." He held his arms out wide. With a dull thud Dib hit the floor.' ZaDr

I figured out girls weren't really worth it after the first few times I brought one home. None of them understood why I wasn't upset over the fact that my mom and dad constantly fought. You know what they got out of fighting? Hot, hot makeup sex. K/K/S

The first time Kenny dies. The first time he smokes weed. The first time he sells his body for money. The first time he decides to stop being afraid. Mild slash, T for language, drug use, sexual situations. Slash, onesided Crenny, and Damien/Kenny.

For the norsekink prompt "During a battle with The Avengers, Loki confesses that he loves Thor. Awkward silence imminent"

What are ten of your guilty pleasures? ... full title: i have a lot of guilty pleasures, but i have to say none mean as much as being with you

His hair is black and white like piano keys and Soul wonders what his music sounds like. ;Soul/Kid;

Six word stories inspired by Homestuck.

He watches over our town, but apparently he's honed in on my own life more than everyone elses'. He wants to protect me, but won't let me see behind his mask. My mind says not to trust him, my heart says otherwise. AU, Kyle/Mys slash, M for a reason.

A Phantom? Francis Bonnefoy didn't believe in ghosts, but little did he know that after entering his new workplace he would have to check his opinions. AU, oneshot.

Kenny finally dies for the last time in a car accident, but the suspicious circumstances leading to his death are linked to his new best friend Damien, and it's only a matter of time before the secret is exposed. DamienKenny, Style, Creek

Welcome to the United Nations News Network, the world's best, first, only and worst international news channel! Can the channel handle co-presenters that hate each other? Can Ludwig contol his insane employees? FrUk and other pairings.

Kenny's desperate, but proud and secretive of it. Kyle knows him better than that; he's determined to make sure that Kenny comes out on top in the end.

It makes it that much harder to win. Especially when you're up against Eric Cartman. Crenny.

I love music, drawing and video games. I have bleach-blonde hair. Oh yeah, one more thing. I'm in love with Kyle Broflovski. But even that's not my biggest problem... K2, Chaptered.

FrUk. France is NOT jealous that someone is trying to hit on England. Really.

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Francis goes to England to visit Arthur, expecting a normal argument and- all in all- an entertaining visit. What he does not expect, however, is to find Arthur crying his eyes out. France x England / FrUk at the end

Fill for the prompt on KHR Kink meme "Gokudera's dead, Shamal's depressed, Mukuro takes his form" T for one curse, vague sex. Shamal/59 69

Kenny isn't the only one sick of his constant dying. Now a pawn in the Devil's playground, he must fight for himself and a certain Jew to keep them from falling apart. K2 slash; M for...many many reasons

The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.

Первые впечатления Гокудеры от Японии, которые были далеко не радужными

AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.

SEQUEL to "Talk to Me". 8059, noncon 2759. "It was an innocent game of running away and being caught and being loved... But this time it seems Yamamoto no longer has the will to chase him, and Gokudera has wandered astray to a place he can’t be found."

They were rivals. That was the way they had always wanted it, that was the way it had always been. But the more things stay the same, the more they change. ZADR.

Kenny has a tattoo, and Kyle doesn't know what to make of it. KennyKyle.

Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!

The Holy Mother is not yet empowered, and for a certain sacrament, death is not the end. SH4, post '21 Sacraments' ending. Contains semiSLASH.

A one-shot that is a series of thoughts surrounding the Fellowship and when they knew about Legolas and Gimli. Please Read and Review!

My own retelling of the Warcraft 2 Storyline. Enjoy! EPILOGUE ADDED! COMPLETE

On the way to Isengard, Legolas and Gimli resolve the issue of who won at Helm's Deep, and Legolas finally manages to convince Gimli to remove his armor. Slash.

A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.

Young and alone on a long road, Once I lost my way: Rich I felt when I found another Man rejoices in man. The story of Gimli and Legolas. Slash.