One shots and Snippets based on artwork and headcanons from blvnk-art on Tumbler, and dialogue from 'it's-hp-bitch's incorrect hp quotes on Tumbler, with a bit of pottermum added to the mix too.

He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.

Saturday mornings should be spent sleeping but with young kids in the house that's practically impossible, even for Harry Potter. DH Canon. One-shot.

It can be hard, being an Auror. The secrets, the missions, the danger. It can also be hard, being the family of an Auror. The worries, the fears, the unanswered questions. But coming home to family makes it all worthwhile. Inspired by and based on artwork by blvnk-art on tumbler. Check it out and fall in love with Hinny all over again.

Harry and Ginny go through some changes, James Sirius is a happy baby, and really no one should try to keep secrets from their wife.

It's the Ministry of Magic's first annual Christmas gala.

At the apartment of Harry and Ginny Potter in London, it's Harry's 25th birthday. Harry is about to receive his second birthday surprise. First fanfic I have ever written! I hope you enjoy!

This one is for the Ron fans. Set in 2003/04. If there is one thing we know about the Weasleys, its their love of family. After the battle the family is expanding, with weddings and babies. But no baby was ever more anticipated than Baby Potter, especially by Ron. Lots of fluff and fun.

Fluffy fun of Harry and Teddy. Ginny's away at Wales for the Harpy's training, so what do the boys do? Build a fort, of course.

Ginny decides to give Harry a special gift for his first birthday since they had gotten married.

Lily Luna is heartbroken on Valentine's Day. See how Harry and Ginny help their daughter while remembering their own first Valentine's. Fluff alert.

It's their first Christmas after the war, and Hermione has a special gift for Ron that is sure to cheer him up...

When Harry's new pants don't fit, Ginny decided it's time that they start eating 'clean'.

Ten one-shots, all featuring Ron and Hermione in fluffy, smutty situations based on prompts for a fic fest I am hosting on my Tumblr blog, RomioneSmut. From humor, angst, drama and romance- all smut, all the time.

Harry and Ginny are off to a Yule Ball at the Ministry of Magic. James, Al and Lily are home with a babysitter. Ratd for innuendo at end.

The sequel to Harry's Need. Don't need to read that first. There will be humourous sequel to this sequel. Enjoy!

For pettybureaucrat. Harry has tried several ways to deal with his frustration and anger at a bad case at work. Ginny knows what Harry needs.

Things are changing in the Potter household as James prepares to leave for his first year at Hogwarts. Al wonders how it will affect him. Follows on from 'Identity Crisis' but can be read alone

The Potter kids have a plan to get James a new broom. Next-Gen.

James and Lily have a quick shag before Potions. Warning: smut, spanking, and foul language.

Lily Evans has spent years despising James Potter. He has spent just as long worshiping her. When seventh year pairs them Head Boy and Girl, each comes to realize that their judgment isn't quite what they thought it was. This is the same story that was over on Checkmated, but I completed it here. Prequel to Heroes for Ghosts. Warning: this story is a strong M rating.

OneShot. "James decided Daddy must not be very good at his job if he just went around kissing evildoers like Albus." A quiet evening in the Potter's living room in which James Sirius tries to do the right thing, Albus laughs at Daddy, and Lily decides they're all very silly. NextGen drabble.

In which Lily muses about the effect James has on her, and learns about the effect she has on him. [LJPE smut. ONESHOT.]

In which Sirius and Lily bond over war and comfortable Head Dorm beds. And obvious Jily fluff. M rating for language. This makes it seem as if there's Sirius/Lily shipping. I assure you there is none.

She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.

Jily smut one-shot.

The residents of South Petherton are certain that there is something decidedly Odd about Those Potters. Post DH Chapter 36, Pre-Epilogue.

Having been dating James Potter for some time, Lily Evans comes to a startling realization during one of their relaxed nights in the common room. One shot. James and Lily fluff. Jily. J/L.

James and Lily, finished seventh year and dating, share a private compartment on their last ride from Hogsmeade Station. Explicit M.

It was the utter Jamesness of the afternoon which made Lily realise that she was tired of waiting, tired of making the second move; tired of letting time take its course. LJ oneshot

What is one of the parents' greatest joys? Hear their kids say their very first words, obviously. And what words did Harry and Ginny hear? 'Mummy? 'Daddy? No such luck.

In which James is oblivious, Remus plays matchmaker, Lily laughs at her boyfriend's expense, Sirius drinks, and Peter loses chess. L/J. One-shot, birthday smut edition.

"Nuh-uh, Evans. No way would Prongs skip out on Quidditch with me just to shag you.": Lily and Sirius make a bet for James's attention. L/J. One-shot.

In which Lily Evans makes the best of insomnia, with the help of her womanly wiles.

He loves it when she curses – loves it when she loses control like this and becomes soft and rambling. Loves her too though when she is hard and cold and unfeeling, when she's hurt – loves her in all states and when her eyes dart up to meet his and her breath stops, he wonders if she can see that in his eyes. Hopes she can. Knows she can.

No one would believe it, but it actually hadn't been his idea. LJSmut. Lemon.

Part I of in-progress trilogy [6th year]: The thing about being Lily Evans and James Potter was that you couldn't do anything without everybody else saying something about it.

They're fighting (again), and they're forgetting why (again) because James is giving her The Look (again), and Lily is letting it get to her (again). L/J. One-shot, smut.

James Potter was not happy, and it was all Lily Evans's fault. L/J. One-shot, smut.

In which James Potter is up to his old tricks.

It was beautiful, just beautiful, but the best part would always, always be right after.

A field of grass, a greedy gnome, and carrots. Throw in some heavy rain on a hot Summer day, and Ron and Hermione would't have it any other way. COMPLETE!

Ginny wakes Harry up because she hears a noise downstairs. It turns out to be Albus sneaking back in from a late night out, and Harry is angry. Ginny finds a way to relieve him of some of his stress. Rated M for explicit sexual content.

They were lying in his bed, all curled up and ready to go to sleep, when she slowly trailed her fingers up his back. He shuddered. Fluffy!Lemon.

Written for LunaInTheSky. JP/LE One-shot. Lily's terrified of storms and when Marlene and Alice are away for the Easter holidays and not there to help her deal with it, Lily has little choice but to seek comfort from other sources... WARNING: Strong Sexual Scenes.

Molly and Arthur Weasley decided it's time for the dreaded "Talk" with some of their children, But is it too late ? Oneshot there may be potential for a sequel not sure yet. Rated M just to be safe.

Hermione teaches Ron how to use a very... special muggle device. COMPLETE!

Mature one shot. "We'll leave these on, yeah?" he told her, voice husky as he kissed the lace decorating her right thigh.

It's Ron's 32nd birthday and Hermione wants to give him the most special day possible: full of family, love and fun! COMPLETE!

Contrary to popular belief, it's not always the man who does all the chasing.

Yuletide: 'tis the season to be jolly! Unfortunately, for four and two-thirds Potters, jolliness is in short supply. Consumer Warning: Like many Christmas gifts, this may contain nuts/nut traces.

When Ron's vulgar language goes too far will he be willing to give it up in order to have a happy wife? Will it help their marriage, or will it backfire? COMPLETE! *Winner of Best Comedy in the 2012 Romione Awards on Tumblr!*

"Maybe he was possessed by jinns." "Maybe he IS a jinn." "Maybe he's been threatened by Russian Mafia men. Your dad has connections with them, doesn't he James?" The Marauders try to figure out why Dumbledore made James Head Boy.

Ginny loves her brother and his fiancé, but their wedding is making her mental. She needs something to help keep her head on and gets more than she expected.

James and Lily start hijacking one another's rounds in order to sneak off to entirely inappropriate Hogwarts locales. LJSmut. Lemon.

Tonight was the night. Tonight, Lily Evans was going to make love to James Potter. She could hardly wait. -This is a little one shot from Summer Rain-

Ron and Hermione can't help but row with each other. This time Ron takes it a step further and crosses a very thin line. How will Hermione react?

*::Hour six: I think I'm going mad. My fork traced circles on my plate as my eyes burned holes into the back of James' head. This was not funny anymore.::* -LxJ- One-shot.

ONE-SHOT. Smut. Lily seeks James out after a Quidditch match.

Lily attempts to cook James dinner, but things don't go exactly according to plan. One-shot.

Because Lily Evans is most definitely not boring, and James Potter is most definitely a complete idiot.

The Three Broomsticks is the setting for five significant scenes in Lily and James's relationship.

ONE SHOT. L/J fluff.

L/J. The Aha Moment: a point in time when something finally clicks. Everyone realizes that there's something more between James and Lily, though it takes some people longer than others. James has always been a slow learner.

Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.

Lily finds James after a particularly grueling Quidditch practice. LJoneshot ::Mature::

Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.

It was wrong, the way that he wanted her and the way that his fingers were ghosting over her hips like raindrops in a sun shower and the way that her breathing was heavy and the way that she was pressed too close too close to him in the broom closet. JPLE

Life with the Potters is always interesting. What emergency could haul Deputy Head Auror Harry Potter from his bed in the middle of the night?

James and Lily are forced to sneak around Hogwarts during patrols to spend time together. J/L oneshot

James receives a note from his girlfriend, asking him to meet her somewhere unusual. ::Mature::

Are you watching me sleep?" Amusedly. "No." Guiltily. LilyJames. Oneshot.

Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.

In which Lily grudgingly agrees to judge a contest between James and Sirius, and is the only one surprised at the outcome. Pure fluff. One Shot, COMPLETE