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Joined 03-28-11, id: 2811397, Profile Updated: 05-14-11
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Heyyy everyone!!!

I'm a not so average 13 year old girl who lives in California...I guess you could say that I'm kind of a geek for writing fan fics. but I really don't care what you think about me...I ONLY HAVE ONE LIFE AND I WANNA LIVE IT WITHOUT WORRYING BOUT OTHER PEOPLES JUDGEMENT...

-I am the biggest book worm you'll ever meet. I read about two books a week if I have the time. Sometimes more.
-I love music and wish SO badly that I could play the guitar but I tried once and discovered that I have to short of fingers to reach all of the strings.
-If I ever saw a Bogart it would turn into a spider because they are the most terrifying things in the world.
-I am in love with Harry Potter (If you didn't catch that from the last fact)
-I really wish I liked scary movies but I never get the chance to watch them because there is always a blanket in front of my face. If only they weren't so scary =]
-I hate to go places alone because I always feel like someones about to jump out and rape me or something. Probably a fear that has grown out of last fact.
-I never match my socks. I don't know why, it's not purposeful or anything. It just happens that way.
-I get obsessed with things easily i.e. bands, books, movies, and whatnot.
-I have a sister who is almost in college
-I am in love with British accents
-If it weren't for that darned tea party i might have one (Boston Tea Party, Get it?)
-When I turned eleven I kept lookout for owls the entire day and was very disappointed when none came giving my exception letter to Hogwarts.
-I am a muggle.
-I want more than anything to go to the Wizarding World Of Harry Potter.
-When I was writing my favorite bands i started to go from memory and then got lazy and started to look from my Itunes library. That would explain why only some of it is alphabetized.
-I love all kinds of music except for rap and screamo but for some reason I have an exception for each. I like Eminem who is a rapper and i LOVE Breathe Carolina who are Screamo.
-I am putting this all on here because it is currently midnight and I can't sleep.

Favorite books: -Harry Potter
-Maximum Ride
-Percy Jackson
-Vampire Diaries
-The Chronicles of Narnia
-Sarah Dessen Books
-Nicholas Sparks Books
-Deb Caletti Books
-Susan Colasanti Books
-Kristin Hannah books
-Lurlene Mcdaniel books
-13 Reasons Why

hunger games


My Idol: J.K. Rowling!!! I sooooo wanna be just like her (as good of a writer...i dont think i'd want my life 2 be that tragic...)

Favorite singers: Taylor Swift, Eminem, Drake, Keith Urban, Dr. Dre, Usher, THE LIST IS ENDLES...

Funny and random stuff!!!

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's James and Lily
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

You know you lived in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. I did.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are totally against Catherine Hardwicke directing Maximum Ride , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish Max would stop running from Fang copy and paste this onto your profile.

Olny 55 pepole otu fo 100 cna raed tihs. Cna yuo? (yse i nca!!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

-This is from Black.Bellatrix7 and you know what she loves Harry Potter and Maximum Ride too! How awesome

If you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile!

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shalt not sneak out whilst thy parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)
2) Thou shalt not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shalt not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shalt not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shalt not steal from thy parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shalt not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shalt not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shalt not strip in class.
(Hookers pay more)
9) Thou shalt not think about having sex.
(Like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shalt not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

I LOVE HARRY POTTER!!!

Forever and Always reviews
Romance, suspence, action, secrets...this story is the ultimate thriller!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Max, Fang
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