Many people wonder why they got flamed. Why do I know this? Because, when I get a response, it's always the same:

"how culd u flam meh?!?!!!11!!!!?//????/? u thuck i hat u jus die bitch!!!1111!!!!one!!!111!!!!"

So, I've made a list of reasons why you may have been flamed. Please, read this before you send me one of those responses.

1. Your character is so sueish it makes Harry Potter look like a blumbering idiot.

2. You have no plot to claim. A story is never funny if at one minute, their searching for the Sacered Rubber Duck (or whatever shit you come up with), and then they find out that they must save the princesses from the magical tower.

3. u tlk liek ths 4 ur hole stori

4. You have so little grammer that I actually twitch. (Yes, I have twitched while reading certain stories)

5. You respond to me when I flame your friend. That's basically telling me, "Hey, I'm a great target!"

Don't worry, I'll be adding as I go!

Now, these are not the reasons I've flamed you. For the love of God, don't respond to a flame saying that the only reason I flamed you is:

1. I flame people at random- no, I don't

2. I flame when I'm in a bad mood- no, I don't

3. I flame people who are on other people I flamed favorites list- Now, I do use this tactic to find horrible stories, don't make the mistake that this is random. Bad authors tend to have bad favorites.

And now, it's time for dog shit story of the week! This weeks winner: Through the Veil by Gu-Brath-Faol. (Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3647914/1/)

Congrats! This person appeartly wrote this in four minutes, and it sure as hell looks like it. Also, the don't know the definition of a space bar.

Your story didn't win? Don't worry, I update weekly. So, keep looking!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf, danyan, Colt-Man, 24kt White Gold, Rainella

If you think the Rabbit should either kill the kids who won't give him Trix, or transform them into something other than 'kids', copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of the population is bringing sexyback. Put this in your profile if your part of the 8 percent who never lost it!

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if your screwed.

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, and you're getting tired of the people who are, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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