"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

Kakashi knew he was a pervert through and through, but there were lines he would never cross...and if crying would postpone this miserable process, then cry he would. AU/Timetravel. (Chapters 31-40 revamp in the making)

Midoriya Izuku, determined to become a hero before ever meeting All Might, looks for another way. He might not have a quirk, but that can't be all that being a hero is about. He has the intelligence, the drive, the determination. All he needs now is to know how to use it. Enter Aizawa Shouta.

AU. A series of one-shots that picture Hatake Kakashi as a mute. Rated M for chapter 26.

Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.

Loki falls. When he finally lands, he finds himself on Midgard. S.H.I.E.L.D. beckons with the promise of adventure and intrigue, but he's not sure his mortal identity can withstand the pressure. The Avengers Initiative has only been delayed, and Fury gathers his team as the realm is threatened by a mysterious player from beyond Earth's borders that claims to want the Tesseract...

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Snapshots and moments of Judal and Hakuryuu escaping on the road, where time is measured in shitty roadside attractions and trusting someone you hate is the best way out.

What if Bleach IS just a show? So what goes on behind the scenes anyways? Scandalously funny

Obito didn't push Kakashi out of the way during the Battle at Kannabi Bridge. This one change eventually leads to Godaime Naruto being sent back in time with the leader of the Akatsuki- Kakashi. They arrive at the day of Naruto's Academy graduation, and Naruto must work with the man he hates the most to stop war from happening. Time travel, AU, Kakanaru friendship.

Honestly, Maka isn't sure why her parents even love her any more. All she ever does is disappoint them. But the way she chooses to solve her problem winds her up in a hospital for troubled teenagers where the patients are even more sick than she is. Mental hospital AU. Trigger warnings.

Lucy's neighbours are, for the most part, interesting characters. But she loves them all to bits, and even if she met them under some pretty strange circumstances, she wouldn't give up her apartment family for anything in the world.

Kakashi has a last resort, a final option for when times are desperate and it's better to bend than break. (Where Kakashi hides a trump card under his mask.)

After a transient witnesses Hakuryuu murder a member of his mother's cult, the two form an unlikely alliance to wipe out the remains of the cult that ruined their lives. Updates every other Sunday.

In which the post-war shinobi nations have nothing better to do than gamble, Ino starts the apocalypse, and Iruka is a catatonic mess. Most terrifying of all is Kakashi's emotional crisis, where he FINALLY puts the pieces together... Meanwhile, Naruto is about to confess to the love of her life- believe it! Fem!Naru

A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.

Post Civil War, Captain America is lonely and bored. Of course, he takes up baking as a hobby.

"Um…" Romeo ventured. "I still don't understand why I'm here." "YOU," Gajeel thundered, whipping around to point a firm finger at the shaking boy, "will stay silent. This is an interrogation, and the questioned do not talk back." In which the male Dragonslayers meet up to discuss Romeo's prospects with Wendy. Or, in Cobra's case, probably not.

Saitama's dream of an all-powerful subterranean invasion isn't a dream, it's fact. He wakes up to subterraneans grabbing his face and throwing him through his apartment, and everything that follows as the Hero Association tries to save the fragments of the human race.

Part 3 of Akatsuki!Kiba. "So," Kiba asks, "what's with the asshole in the basement?"

L and Light are in DADA with Umbridge. Short little story with barely any plot. Might be funny. L being monotone and Light being contrary. Now due to popular demand it is a series of drabbles. Review if you have any story ideas.Only marked as completed so more people will read it :)

Peter's fine. Really. Sure, his father ended up being a homicidal maniac who liked impaling him through the chest, he almost got everyone he cared about dead and succeeded with one, but really. He's fine. Just don't ask his team.

Mortality is for losers. So is time as a linear concept. In other words, the entire planet is dead, Sakura is over five hundred years old, and she's bored as hell. Time-travel is clearly the only option.

The silence, heavy with a mixture of disbelief and horror, only lasted for a couple of seconds before the room dissolved into utter chaos. / Or in which Saitama is a Dungeon Master for fun and should probably get paid for all the shit he has to deal with. [AU/Saigenos]

Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

Sasuke knew as much as anyone about soul marks. Every injury his soulmate got would reflect on his skin in color, which was normal. If they healed up without scarring, then the mark would be gone like it had never been there in the first place. Soul marks that reflected endless, permanently scarred bite marks from the age of six onward were NOT a good sign.

Fury hands out these rules to all newcomers. If any of S.H.E.I.L.D'S new recruits wants to survive a day at their new job and in the presence of an iconic band of heroes, they have to abide by these rules...

Karin has been reaped for the Hunger Games. Her mentor is Orochimaru. Her goal is to win. She's much more likely to reach that goal than anyone thinks. ONE-SHOT

After wandering into his boss' office, Armin gets educated on the art of competition amongst businesses. And he learns it can get rather rough. Modern-Day AU. Based off a skit from WKUK since I'm not creative. Rated M to be safe due to language.

Based on a Tumblr request with Raph and Karai growing up together in the Foot that took on a life of it's own. Now a series of AU drabbles based on Raph's life experiences in Japan and how they shape him. Won 1st place for Best AU and Best Chibi in the 2014 StealthyStories competition, and 2nd place for Best Villain (Shredder) in 2015 StealthyStories competition.

"Hey, Celestial Girl. It looks like your winning streak is finally - dammit, you're hot." - NaLu supervillain/hero AU. (no longer a one-shot)

For an anon prompt on my Tumblr that I kind of hijacked: gai/obito tho, kakashi's utterly terrified of the two ever coming together. Kakashi finds them making out once and it's so horrible. He's never going to get that image out of his mind.

Admit it - this is probably all it would've taken for the Kira investigation to wrap up in half the time it took the actual series.

Bill came into existence in a tightly regulated world, and it chafed him raw. But he never thought there may be other dimensions out there, until he found the memoirs of someone long gone…

Obito goes back in time—as a ghost. His priorities (in this order) are: annoy Kakashi, annoy the hell out of Kakashi, piss Kakashi off, and warn his team about the future. See? His priorities are definitely straight. (Hilarity ensues.) [Now with a sequel-goddammit you guys!]

A poem set in an AU of Death Note closer to reality. AU!CanonDivergence, L's POV. No pairings implicated. K plus for implications of extreme persecution.

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.

In order to defeat his mother, Hakuryuu frees Judal from a curse, and in the process gets swept away on an adventure the leads much deeper than he could have imagined.

He had always liked water. It fascinated him, the way it could change forms in under a minute, the way it could be shaped and sculpted, frozen and boiled. The way it could disappear without anybody noticing. Now, looking at the Black Lake, he wishes he could sink below the dark, chilly surface and never return. ONE-SHOT

In which Team Taka is actually a small group of criminals trying to make their way in the big city. Unfortunately, their way involves a lot of guns, blood, and low-quality booze. Fortunately, they wouldn't have it any other way.

Through a series of events that can easily be traced back to a certain Naruto Uzumaki, Kakashi finds himself in a place similar to the past, a time when Minato is alive. Like any [in]sane shinobi, Kakashi decides to create chaos. The first step in doing that? Becoming a missing-nin. Duh. What else were you thinking? (Time/Dimensional Travel. Crackish.)

"He chose your fate. You have to take over his job. His village. His place in the world. This is the life you have to live. So, what do you say? Do you accept the position as Orochimaru's successor?" When Kabuto manages to convince Haruno Sakura to become the Shodai Otokage, she finds out that this might be the best decision she's ever made. (Sequel: "Shinobi")

Modern AU. Of all the ways Hakuryuu had thought about meeting a potential boyfriend, accidentally knocking out an actor at a haunted house out of pure terror was not one of them. But then again, being dragged to a haunt on Halloween night, he should have known to expect the unexpected.

At the last moment, Mito chooses to bind the Kyuubi to her rather than sealing it within herself. Decades later, Kushina takes up her burden, and finds that maybe it isn't such a burden after all.

The afterlife was nothing like L had expected, but he wasn't the world's greatest detective for nothing. And Amestris was full of secrets. On Hiatus, possible rewrite

Even though it took 15 years to make it official, Gai had always been Lee's father.

Work for it. Dance like a hooked fish. Beg me like a stray dog.

Post-anime. Seishin and Toshio meet again. "In that moment, Toshio wanted it so much he actually saw it- the stake, piercing through his nonbeating heart."

There is something going on with Kakashi, but Minato can't figure out what. All he has are distressing deductions, each one progressively worse than the last. It's no wonder Minato can't help but fear and fear and fear. (To be fair though, it really wasn't his fault he never considered the possibility of time-travel)

Natasha doesn't know what's worse. That she didn't see the bullet or that Pepper took it for her. Pepper/Natasha.

This is what happens when a crooked space pirate confuses 'abduct' with 'adopt.'

The best way to create peace is through dance. Or: Zuko struggles not to offend the visiting daughter of a major world power. Through dance. Modern AU Zutara.

"So... should we fire them?" "Probably." Nova Prime takes in the train wreck of colors, the haphazard editing marks, the blatant use of all-caps... and is that a stick figure of her in the margins? Team-fic, in which the Guardians write the best-worst mission report in the history of the Nova Corp. Established Starmora.

"Ban. KAI." It takes Yoruichi's fall—broken, battered, and no longer breathing—for Ichigo to realise he's never truly known Urahara at all. (A sequel, of sorts, to Avarice, though reading it first is not necessary).

Build a house, call it home.

"Phantom Lord's famous for not getting along with Fairy Tail. I actually fretted deciding which one I wanted to join. After all, their reputation is nearly as nuts as Fairy Tail's!" Lucy helps a Dragon Slayer defeat some slavers, and in exchange he invites her to join his guild! ...no, not that Dragon Slayer. No, not that guild.

Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.

Byakuya needs to be kept busy long enough for Rukia and Ichigo to take their relationship to the next level, and there's only one man up to the job. Will Byakuya survive the legendary Zaraki Manhood Training Programme with his health, sanity and honour intact, and be transformed into an ultra-masculine badass in just seven days? Or has the Sixth Squad Captain finally met his match?

In which everything that happens in The Avengers is really a big try out to see if the team put together by Nick Fury is going to work. Agent Loki is not pleased to learn the good guys never got the memo. Written for Norsekink.

When the Avengers use Loki's staff to mind-slave him, it seems to work pretty well. Until it doesn't. Clint is juvenile, Thor is loving, Tony isn't getting any, Natasha is, Steve is embarrassed and Bruce is just the right amount of angry.

This is about how Tony Stark busted his way right into Peter Parker's life with one 1 Norse God of Mischief in tow. Alternatively, how Peter Parker became the Upgraded Intern who moonlighted as an arachnid in some nice spandex. Bits of Tony/Loki with a gratuitous amount of Uncle Steve. Smartass family scenario.

Prompt: "Avengers Assemble Because Loki's Meeting His Son's Girlfriend. . . Nessie the Loch Ness Monster" ; Crack fill. Only pairing is Nessie/Jörmungandr Loki's giant sea serpent son in Norse mythology

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Penguins in zoos all over the world suddenly vanish. The Avengers are sent to investigate. You can guess who is behind it.

I know I'm fake. I was good at it, as I was with anything I worked at, but I had no idea that meaningless small talk could be so offensive. NOT YAOI Rated for language

Light proposes a contest where everyone has to write down their embarrassing secrets, and everyone tries to figure out which secret goes to whom. Who chased clowns with forks? Who draws themselves wearing bras? Who has a Barney the Dinosaur obsession?

Every day of being chained to L, Light would wonder why the detective was covered in burn-marks. But he knew he would never ask. One-shot.

Written for this prompt on Norsekink: "So many prompts and fills seem to have Thor being the one confused with the way things work on Midgard. I'd like to see some Loki being confused by Midgardian things."

The Avengers haven't seen Loki for a while. When they eventually track him down they find out he has adopted a pet kitten and has been spending all of his time playing with it. Thor mistakenly thinks he is an uncle again…

In a far future, when the world is a barren place, Light and his family leave their village. In the way they meet two strangers, father and son. They travel together and little by little reveal their strange and mysterious nature. Destiny awaits them all.

Gotei13. In which Yamamoto dies, Ukitake can't finish his report and Central46 has a collective nervous breakdown.

Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.

L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

Unohana always gets what she wants. And right now she wants Zaraki to get a flu shot.

Haven't you ever painted your toenails?" L hasn't, ever, and Raito's determined to change this. Gender-swap, slight spoilers for Ep. 25

Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover

Utter Crack. Misa forces L to eat an apple because she has come to the conclusion he is a Leprechaun, and wants the gold. OOC L and Light.

Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]

What's a big brother to do when an arrancar wants to date his eleven year old little sister? Beat the tar out of him, of course. A parody poking fun at random pairing fics. GrimmKarin, if you can believe it.

Finished! Raph finally gets his memories back. Sequel will be coming.

Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.