I'm a huge fan of Hetalia... 'nuff said.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!!

Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), mewmewgodess (Canada), KiaraWangWilliams (Canada), Bluejay Blaze (Canada), LaStellaLuna (USA)

A Hetalian's Pledge

I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.

I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.

I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.

I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.

I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.

I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.

I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.

I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.

I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.

I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.

I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.

I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.

I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.

I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.

I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.

I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.

I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.

I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.

I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.

I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.

I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.

I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.

I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.

I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.

I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.

I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.

I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.

I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.

I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).

I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.

I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.

I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.

I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.

I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Marizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Hummingbird

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Shirley Temple (Haha)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Delmarte

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Lemonade (whuh)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Alhawae

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): None...

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Rain wow

Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters in any order!

1. Spain (sweet babu)

2. South Italy/Romano (badass babu)

3. North Italy (cute)

4. America

5. PRUSSIAAAA

6. Russia

7. Iggy

8. Francypants

9. Denmark

10. Hungary

11. Canada

12. Norway

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?

HELL YEAH

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Not hot, more cute. As in little-boy cute SQUEE

3) What would happen if 6 got pregnant?

Everyone would get mysteriously murdered by Belarusian knives.

4) Do you recall any good fics about 9?

Not really but I'm sure there are.

5) Do 7 and 2 make a good couple?

I've seen this before but... no thanks. 1/2 TRUMPS ALL

6) 4/8 or 4/9?

Neither, really, but 4/9 sounds likelier.

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

Scream and kill 8 for cheating. :)

8) Make a summary of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic.

Tall guys scared him and he was fucking afraid of this one. Especially because of his creepy purple aura. Except one day the tall fucking scary guy decided to approach him at a world meeting...

9) Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

Probably not...

10) Suggest a title for a 1/5 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Friends Like Brothers :/ ehh...

11) What kind of plot would you use for a 3/11 fic?

3 being really bubbly and nice to 11 all of a sudden during a world meeting and 11 being awk and shy but slowly warming up to 3. Although they never interact much...

12) Has anyone of your friends read a 7 het? or a 9 slash?

OH HELL YES

13) if you wrote a song fic about 9, what would you choose?

99 BOTTLES OF BEER

14) If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would be the warning?

(S. Italy, N. Italy, Russia) INCEST/ITACEST, POSSIBLE ABUSE, BONDAGE

15) What pick-up line might 8 use on 5?

Oh, mon cher, you never showed me your five meters of awesomeness Ohonhon

16) Write a drabblefic for 10/8.

THAT IS HARD.

17) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

Scream bloody murder and run away and try to save his eyes with magic spells.

18) What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to de-flower 1.

Not possible because 2 will kill 4 before that.

(THESE QUESTIONS WERE MISSING! IF YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THEM, DROP ME THE URL VIA PM.)

22) Would you write 2/4/5?

Fuck no.

23) What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?

PRUSSIA :)) or GILBERT :)))))

24) When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Not too long ago

25) What is 6's super-secret kink?

Bondage... probably. I wouldn't know. Too scary.

26) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?

Probably not unless he's drunk and dared... :o

27) If 3 and 7 got together who tops?

THAT WOULD BE SCARY.

28) "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1, broken hearted, has a one night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the advice of 5 and finds true love with two." What title would you give this fic?

"Spain and Denmark are in a happy relationship until Denmark runs off with America. Spain, broken hearted, has a one night stand with Canada (FUCK NO NO NO ROMANO) and a brief unhappy affair with Norway (:/), then follows the advice of Prussia and finds true love with SOUTH ITALY/ROMANO."

Title - "Wake Me Up" with ultimate SPAMANO *sobs*

29) How would you feel about a 7/8 canon?

Beautiful fruking goodness