hello, boys and girls, I've, uh, officially hijacked this story. chapter 92 penthouse suite number 2, and chapter 93 the last guy. the story's over...now go watch the dark knight if you want more

I am not crazy. I just have certain times where I wake up and can't remember how I got to be someplace or what I was doing there. That doesn't mean I'm crazy... right? Unfortunately, the doctors at Arkham don't seem to agree with me. Joker/OC/Crane

Tiny women were never meant for this life. GPD was meant for strong women who were both physically and mentally strong. Not for a tiny Irish woman. Life takes a turn for the worst when a green haired clown shows up. Things will never be the same again. ABANDONED

The streets are his home and the wilds of LA, his playground. She is a young model longing to shed a life of cameras, glitz, and glamor. The Fates must have a remarkable sense of humor. ::AU, Fuugen, Reviews Appreciated::

What does it take to hold on to your humanity during a time when death is literally all around you? For Zoey she will have to find the courage within her to face the unthinkable. But luckly for her she is not alone in this hell. Zoey/Francis.

I'm not a fan of the ending of SamChamp... so I believe this is what's supposed to happen... enjoy P.S- Rated M for later chapters... trust me the intensely erotic smut is soon to come... hang in there!

Jezika never wanted things to go like this. All she wanted was to be with him. Them. Those small tastes of them had left her feeling. Wishing to have them again. But it wasn't meant to be. Or so they say. SEQUEL TO CITY OF FALLEN!

Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.

The story surrounds the Zombie Apocalypse, known as Left 4 Dead, and mostly between a budding romance between two survivors, their struggles against all odds for life and relying on the strength of their bonds. Zoey x Francis...M for future purposes

She shuttered as she felt his hand touch her cheek. Leela kept her gaze down, not wanting to look at him, "I'll be taking that." He stated and managed to pull the gun from her hands with ease.

Everyone can be touched by music - even the Clown Prince. Explores the effect of music on the mind of the Joker - twisted obsessions ensue, no fluff. Joker/OC, first fic, please R&R! Post TDK. Title comes from Elton John's album of the same name.

“ You know the best part about parties, doll? The party favors you get at the ennnndddd.” JokerOC, and mature content in future chapters.

It's a lie that people in love do stupid things. People in love do crazy things. The only thing they're stupid for is falling in love.

DISCONTINUED Excerpt: The stranger seemed to study me for a moment. "I do believe you are lost." He finally said after a long pause, which I spent trying to see my rescuer, but it was too dark to see clearly. Joker/OC. M for language and violence in later chapters.

Cady Clein has been granted an internship at Arkham with Dr. Crane. However, the toll of long hours at the asylum and with school take a toll on her and she soon starts seeing strange things happen at the hospital. *FINISHED!*

Luna is as strong as a policewoman can be. Mentally ? and pyshically. What happens when she gets caught up in the Joker's sadestic ways of having fun? If he's interested, he won't let down. Joker/OC

The Joker escaped from Arkham six months ago, and has been in better form than ever. The people of Gotham can feel something in the wind and it smells like chaos. Rated M for violence, and some sexual content. Enjoy!

Welcome to the Underworld of Gotham. Watch your step. Even the bad guys fear Sorriso di Morte, the Smile of Death. The only Mafia of Gotham. Jezika Biondi is the daughter of the Father. The oddity that The Joker craved, Gotham's playboy wanted.

Movieverse: Post Dark Knight. Spoilers. Fist installment of the House of Wolves series. She's everything the Joker is not. Gotham tries to pick up the pieces, but the shards are sharper than they appear. Rated M for later chapters.

A.U.: Mugen's point of view. “Just go,” she whispered, and I kinda wondered why she had to whisper like that. It made me feel so guilty. And for once, I didn’t do anything. Rating Due to Change.

[AU:continuation][Fuugen] It didn't matter if it had been two years or two hundred. Things don't change. Especially the feeling she got whenever she saw his rugged face, even if it was on the news as they handcuffed him.

Tristan, the most enigmatic and disturbing of Arthur's knights, helps a damaged young woman begin a new life and loses the heart he never knew he had in the process. It won't be easy, and it won't be pretty. A TristanOC romance.

When Fuu was five, men became the source of all her problems. And it appeared that now, at fifteen, they still were. FM, FJ, JS implied.

Coming down to the wire, folks- bear with me! Some questions answered, more raised...Major AU. Warning: adult themes, sexual situations, violence, language.

The destiny of the galaxy is set after a night's passion between a bounty hunter and a gentle courtesan. AU, ESB and ROTJ. Adult themes, sexuality. RepostedRe-Edited. Due to renewed interest, I have reposted this piece in a more reader-friendly format.