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Joined 01-04-14, id: 5431550, Profile Updated: 01-21-14

Name: J. That's really all you need to know, isn't it?

Gender: Male.

Age: 26.

Location: Virginia.

Birthday: November 24th.

Occupation: I count. No, seriously. That's pretty much the entirety of my job. I count items and enter it into a machine that tracks inventory.

Languages Spoken: English (Rather obvious.), German, French, Japanese, some Spanish, some Tagalog.

I would have to say some of my favorite bands/artists are: Zeds Dead, Zedd, Mt Eden, Gemini, Avcii, Deftones, Stone Sour, Emery, Muse, Krewella, Silverstein, NIN, Paramore, Pendulum, Flux Pavillion, The Neighborhood, Of Monsters and Men, Thousand Foot Krutch, Thrice, Queens of The Stone Age. That's just a few.

Favorite Songs: I have over 22k songs on my computer. From 1451 Artists. I have A LOT of favorite songs.

Favorite TV shows: Walking Dead, Sleepy Hollow, Hannibal, Community, American Horror Story, Workaholics, Archer, Squidbillies, Key & Peele, Mystery Science Theater 3000, to name a few.

Favorite Anime Series: Elfen Lied, Another, Initial D, Wangan Midnight, Hellsing, FLCL, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Death Note, Durarara!!, Ergo Proxy, Witch Hunter Robin, xXxHolic, there are a few others but they are escaping me right now.

Favorite Movies: Insidious 1/2, Up, Despicable Me 1/2, Anything with Hannibal Lecter, Alice In Wonderland, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Evil Dead, Seven Psychopaths, Shutter Island, Hangover Series, Underworld, The Great And Powerful Oz, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas. I have a bunch of favorite movies, but out of all of them, the one I truely hold dear is White Oleander. It's a very very good movie and story. I suggest it greatly.

Favorite Books: Carl Sagan's writing, Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy, Ayn Rand, Don Quixote, The Book of Five Rings. I read a lot so I have a bunch more but I don't think you guys are necessarily interested in all that.

Favorite Video games: Mortal Kombat, Portal, Mass Effect, Silent Hill, Final Fantasy, GTA, Far Cry, Dead Rising, Forza, Alan Wake, The Last of Us, Fallout, American McGee's Alice, Dead Space, Alone In The Dark, Amnesia, Battlefield, Call of Duty, Assassins Creed, Dante's Inferno, Half-Life. To put it simply, a ton more could follow. Lets just leave it at those.

Favorite Video Game Characters: GLaDOS, Rikku, Lulu, Mileena, Sub Zero, Scorpion, Tali'Zorah. It's hard for me to find "Favorite" characters, since I generally like them all with a few exceptions of course. So those I listed are my fondest.

Favorite Colors: Teal, Maroon, Black.


Hobbies, Randomness, and Notes:

I ramble often as a lingering side-effect of childhood ADHD. I can concentrate on things very well for long periods of time now, but the hyperactivity of my thought process still rears it's head from time to time.

I am a car fanatic, a walking encyclopedia if you will of automotive knowledge. I try to pick up everything I can about them any chance I can, even if it's useless. You never know when you'll need it.

I am a Mortal Kombat addict and love the franchise with a passion. I have both movies, the TV series, the Animated Series, Soundtracks, all the games. You name it, probably have it. I even had Sub-Zero and Scorpion action figures when I was a kid. Accidentally set Scorpion on fire in an attempt to make him do "Hellfire" on a GI Joe action figure. Lighter and a can of WD-40 is not the best idea.

I adore Portal. My second most favorite video game franchise. A Portal movie would be awesome. Just simply awesome. I think they might be making one... Or was that Half-Life? Either would be good. But Portal. Yup, Portal would be better. Though I've heard they are making a third game.

I love music, I'll listen to anything but the newer country. You can only hear a song about a bar or a pickup truck so many times, and where I live you reach that limit very quickly.

I am a horror film nut. Slasher, Psychological, B-Movie, Paranormal. Doesn't matter. Love 'em all.

I love Mystery Science Theater 3000.

I hate that they canceled Mortal Kombat Conquest on a damn cliffhanger. Bring it back please? Pretty please so that we can at least get some closure? Though Legacy is a damn good series in of itself. Can't wait for Season 3. Also can't wait for the new game and movie to come out. Annihilation was a little lackluster, so it pains me to see the third movie having had toiled so long in development hell. Here's to hoping it's excellent.

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Mortal Kombat: Redemption by J.Steele reviews
This story begins years after Mortal Kombat 4, before Deadly Alliance, and into Deception, then reverts to Mortal Kombat (2011) . The story follows mainly Mileena, Kitana, and Jade as they travel the new timeline. Things change little by little and the tale that spans to the origins of the Elder Gods and time itself is explored, and the One Being's power connects major players.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 166,356 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 9/11/2010 - [Mileena, Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang] [Kitana, Liu Kang]
Among the Shadows by The Chicagoan Spitfire reviews
A mysterious woman with no memory of her true past is reported to be lurking about in Arctika, and Smoke is given reluctant permission by Sub-Zero himself to find her. Little do the Lin Kuei know that Quan Chi has a sinister objective and will go to drastic measures to retrieve the woman. Minor OOC-ness in an AU. Hinted Sub-Zero/OC pairing.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,151 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/25/2018 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Noob Saibot/Bi-Han, Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang, Smoke, OC
Womanizer by SolasTheDreadwolf reviews
In exchange for doing them a great service, the Elder Gods decided to grant Scorpion his wish, to turn human again. After the process, Scorpion noticed the catch. One, he was a woman, two, he was in the heart of the Lin Kuei territory. Day by day, more and more seems to go wrong for the hellspawn. Will he ever get his gender back? Rated T for mature language and violence.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,782 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Scorpion/Hanzo H., Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang, Smoke
Trials and Tribulations by natashaheisenburg reviews
[DISCONTINUED] Sequel to From a Woman's Point of View. All seems well in the post-war universe, but looks can be deceiving. Behind this facade, an intricate and thoroughly confusing plot is woven in a web of lies. F!Sub-Zero x Scorpion
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,912 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Scorpion/Hanzo H., Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang, Quan-Chi
The Curse of the Dragon Medallion by Poe's Daughter reviews
This is the third in my series of stories about Sub-Zero. Picking up where "Frostbitten" left off, it follows the Earthrealm Champions as they try to survive in Outworld after the Dragon King rises. Now rated M for violence and a lemon.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 65 - Words: 360,060 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 7/6/2013 - [Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang, OC] Smoke, Fujin - Complete
Strangled By the Red String by DymondGold reviews
When everything is taken away from her Mileena seeks revenge, but can a tainted shaman teach her to forgive, or will he be pulled into darkness with her? Revised Summary. Lemons, Swearing, Gore, and some Romance if you squint. Will be rated M for a reason
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 238,834 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Mileena, Nightwolf - Complete
Mind Tricks by InteriusMoribus reviews
She defeated the Emperor and brought peace to the realms, but Kitana could not bring herself to kill her own sister. Instead, she took Mileena under her wing and gave her a home to call her own. As a new member of the Edenian royalty, Mileena is now free to live on her own terms. But can the past be so easily forgotten?
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,855 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Mileena
Passing Fancy by firefly reviews
When an experimental surgery to curb Mileena's homicidal tendencies goes awry, Shang Tsung and Kitana are left to deal with her sudden infatuation with a certain Netherrealm spectre. Mileena. Scorpion. Crackfic.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,201 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Mileena, Scorpion/Hanzo H.
Second Chance by VoodooQueen reviews
Sub Zero finds a new student to replace Frost. Will he be able to bond with his new student or will his guilt over Frost prevent it? What happens when Frost decides to come back?
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,825 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang, Frost
Absolved by kali-the-great reviews
Set after Deadly Alliance - Frost awakens alone and must make her way home and find forgiveness.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,921 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete