Bastard Shepard is the only kind of person who CAN protect the galaxy. Probably. Maybe. Hopefully not. No. No, definitely not. Seriously, screw this guy. If you love to hate Mass Effect then you'll love to hate this!

He was handsome but dangerous, she was young but cold. [GANGS] [NALU] [STRONG LANGUAGE] [MODERN AU] [VIOLENCE ETC.]

Julianna Dashara knew she was in deep when she woke up in a strange mansion with no memory of why she is or how she got there. What she didn't count on was being trapped in said mansion by a man whose intentions for her are far from good... *AU To A Certain Point* M for violence, cursing, and sexual content

Warning: Crackfic. What if someone hit the Premiseverse with a happy button, and Ahern was the Spectre that Shepard should have been? Will only make much sense if you are familar with the rest of my series. M mostly for language, and violence. Does not feature angst, conspiracies, or sanity, and it's Saren, Balak and Ahern against an enemy you will die laughing to behold.

To think a simple job can go so awry. First she blacks out, then finds herself plucked and planted in an unfamiliar landscape. Oh, and she's not alone.

You see, Gray made the mistake of rejecting Juvia flatly during the Grand Magic Games party. So now, Lyon came in.

Brace yourselves for a shameless parody of the first Mass Effect game, where nothing is sacred and you never know what these idiots are going to do next. Is Commander Jane Shepard up to the task of saving the galaxy? Does it even deserve saving?

Lucy is captured by one of the guild members (Cage) of Redheart, which is a dark guild. She cannot find out exactly why they needed to urge to capture her. But steadily and slowly she figures out Cage didn't need to kill her or get revenge on the guild. He only wanted her beautiful body.(Dark story) (NaLu) (More to the story than this!)

Lucy has all the guys attracted to her at the Grand magic games. Who will she pick? Will she pick? Filled with many Lucy couples :D Short series Rated M

EA Presents: What could've been a good game. Join Commander Shepard as he somehow faces celebrity inserts, crazy ninja assassins, broken references and still manages to be the most ludicrous character in the series. Did we mention EA? Rated T for suggestive themes. Laughter not guaranteed.

When something terrible happens to Lucy, Natsu is there to help her pick up the pieces. Her physical wounds heal with time, but will she ever be the same on the inside? WARNING: This story deals with mature themes.

The only Mass Effect 2 Parody not in Script Format or staring a Mary Sue! Join Commander Shepard as he encounters new challenges such as annoying squad mates, ever persistent loyalty missions and the occasional love square! Rated M for Mature.

When Gray and lucy are together Natsu feels sick, When they hug he wants to snach her away, but when they kiss is when Natsu's heart breaks a little more every time. thats when he knows he has to have her, even if it kills him... Nat/luc Grey/luc Loki/luc

Commander Shepard, an Alliance soldier embarks on a quest to save the galaxy, by making moral choices and shooting everything else. Watch as he struggles with Mako driving, love triangles, conversation trees and much, much more! Rated T for humor.