Hola Muchachos and Muchachettes! Nokachi here, with... my profile... wow... i thought i had more to say... *akward whistling*

Current Project(s): Crimsonshipping superhappyfuntime, Electric Fever, Elecric Superhappyfuntime Halloween EXTRAVIGANZA (Yes, i know that halloween was over a month ago)

Favorite Quotes:
"EAT A BAG OF FIRE"
"I am about as graceful as Micheal J. Fox on stilts."
"FUCK YOU, RACIST PANCAKE!"
"AH! PROTECT ME, CONE!"
"Is it a spider?"
"No, I'm not scared of them, i have a phobia of them though."
"Man, our group is DIVERSE. We got a half black guy, a white guy, a mexican, and a gay guy... it sounds like i'm getting ready to tell a bar joke."
"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't watching us."
"We are all gonna die, i may aswell deserve it."
"Well, there is good news, and bad news. The bad news is that we are all going to hell. The good news is that, because we are ALL gonna be there, Hell will be one awesome party!"
"Gays go to hell? SWEET! Hell is like Las Vegas on fire untill the end of time, AND I HAVE A ONE WAY TICKET! SEE YA, BITCHES! *shoots self*"
"Its a violent pornography, chocking chicks and sodomy, the kind of shit you get on your TV."
"See it rising, stare and wonder. Hear it bekon you to dance. Feel it hold you, take you under. I'm your god of second chance."

Shippings that PWN:
Originalshipping (RedxGreen)
Preciousmetalshipping (GoldxSilver)
Raltsshipping (RubyxWally)
Tensaishipping (RubyxSteven) (reminds me of Junjo Romantica)
Clingyshipping (Dia/lucasxPearl/barry)
Crimsonshipping (RedxBlack) *Slaaaaaaash-tastic!*
Leaugeshipping (AshxRichie)

I am a Romantic Seme! (ladies... wait, hold on, that doesn't work... gentlemen...)

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

Take the quiz! www.semeuke.com

Pick ten characters. They can be from anything, any fandom, your own OCs, your friends, your family, anyone or any character on Earth and BEYOOOND!!!!!!! Just pretend they are in one big fan fic together!

1) Myself as an OC (will be reffered to as “Nokachi” for the rest of this.)
2) Church / Red Vs Blue
3) Mewtwo / Pokemon
4) Tex / Red Vs Blue
5) Garrus / Mass Effect
6) Haruhi / The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
7) Ryuk / Deathnote
8) Alucard / Hellsing Ultimate
9) Emile / Halo Reach
10) L / Deathnote

1) Number three (Mewtwo) has become a Goth how do ten (L) and six (Haruhi) bring this about?
L is always proving Mewtwo wrong about things they debate about, because you know they would argue. And Haruhi’s overbearing craziness became much too much to handle.

2) Number one (Nokachi) has fallen in love with the new Mary-Sue exchange student! What does he/she like about the Mary-Sue and what does he or she have to do to woo Mary-Sue?
To be honest, I would HATE a Mary Sue... who, for all intensive purposes, will be referred to as 'Gary-Stu' from now on.
Woo? PFFFFF- PLEASE! Play 'hard to get', be a real easy man-whore with everyone else, but never give 'Gary-Stu' a second glance. Ignoring = Passionate, angry, wild-boar SEX!

3) Eight (Alucard) has just walked in on two (Church) and five (Garrus) having sex. What is there explanation to eight and how does eight react?
They would probably just give large, blank stares to Alucard, who is laughing his ass off for the rest of the day.

4) What TV show do nine (Emile) and five (Garrus) watch together and what is their reaction to the show?
They probably watch some old war movies, and talk about what they would have done better. Emile talking about how he would tactically augment his shotgun, and Garrus talking about vantage points for sniping.

5) You want write a song fic about seven’s (Ryuk) past. What song is it and what is the fic’s plot?
'Waka Laka'... nuff said...

6) Four (Tex) and eight (Alucard) team up to learn ten’s (L) darkest secret. How do they do it and what is the secret that they learn?
Tex would probably threaten him with EXTREME violence, and when that doesn’t work, Alucard uses his powers of BAMFITUDE to get an answer out of L. They probably find out that he was originally going to pick Mello as his successor, but Mello stole his chocolate bar, so he picked Near instead.

7) One (Nokachi) and seven (Ryuk) must spend a weekend vacation together. Where do they go? What do they do?
We take the death note, and head to Washington to bribe the president to make every Tuesday “Taco’s and Apples Tuesday”. Then we build a hot tub on top of the whitehouse, and plan our NEXT vacation.

8) Six (Haruhi) has gotten drunk. What does he or she do to two (Church)?
She probably will use her magical powers to seduce Church. Garrus and Tex will not be happy about this.

9) When eight (Alucard) goes to Hogwarts what house is he/she sorted in and why?
He’s only there because he was hired to kill Voldemort… he succeeds…

10) Two (Church) must save nine (Emile) during the Zombie Apocalypse. Why? And how does he/she do it?
Emile is being overrun, and is running out of shells. Church, snipes the remaining zombies, and, since he isn’t in HIS body, but some random civilian he found, he is able to draw away the zombies with little to no consiquences.

11) What is the “canon” evidence that three (Tex) and four (Mewtwo) are in a relationship?
They are both kinda psychotic, they could find that common ground to bump extremely disgusting uglies.

12) Six (Haruhi), five (Garrus), and one (Nokachi) form a band. What music do they play and who plays which instrument?
WE WILL BE SKA PUNK MOTHERFUCKERS! I sing, Haruhi on Trumpet, Garrus on Ska-guitar, but we still need a drummer… WE COULD GET RINGO! Haruhi is magic, she could manage that shit.

13) Two (Church) and three (Mewtwo) star in a fic called “The Tears We Cry” what is the fic’s summary?
Ummm... well... uhhh... Well, at the end of season 5 of RvB, Tex is presumably dead, so that is Church's "reason". Mewtwo? Probably some bullshit about being accepted as a regular pokemon.

14) How does seven (Ryuk) kill nine (Emile) and why?
Ryuk writes the following statement in his death note. “Emile , Stabbed through the back of the chest by a Sanghelli Zealot.”

15) What is five’s (Garrus) animal familiar?
Some sort of bug… a sniping bug… DRAPION!!!

16) Four (Tex) and one (Nokachi) get into a cat fight, why? And who wins?
I remark that Church’s new body looks hot, and Tex isn’t having it. She has guns, so she wins/

17) How do seven (Ryuk) and ten (L) hook up for a one night stand?
… next question

18) In a high-school angst fic what drug does four (Tex) get addicted to? And how does six (Haruhi) get nine (Emile) pregnant? (It cannot be switched.)
Tex get addicted to PURE ADRENNILINE. And Haruhi is magic, so she just thinks “Man… I wonder what me and Emile’s baby would look like… but being pregnant would hurt…"

19) Eight (Alucard) and three (Mewtwo) are in a decidedly awkward situation. What is the situation? How did they get into it and how do they get out of it?
They believe that they could kick the other’s respective asses after a few minutes of talking of battles past. They get out of it through a no-holds-bar battle… it shall be epic…

20) Ten (L) has become a vampire. What is his or her reaction? What does he or she do?
He likes his newfound immortality, but is conflicted by the need for human victims to sustain his blood lust. He asks Alucard to bring back some extra blood from his collective missions, so that he doesn’t need to do it himself.