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Joined 07-28-10, id: 2468654, Profile Updated: 12-06-10
Author has written 2 stories for Pokémon.

Hola Muchachos and Muchachettes! Nokachi here, with... my profile... wow... i thought i had more to say... *akward whistling*

Current Project(s): Crimsonshipping superhappyfuntime, Electric Fever, Elecric Superhappyfuntime Halloween EXTRAVIGANZA (Yes, i know that halloween was over a month ago)

Favorite Quotes:
"EAT A BAG OF FIRE"
"I am about as graceful as Micheal J. Fox on stilts."
"FUCK YOU, RACIST PANCAKE!"
"AH! PROTECT ME, CONE!"
"Is it a spider?"
"No, I'm not scared of them, i have a phobia of them though."
"Man, our group is DIVERSE. We got a half black guy, a white guy, a mexican, and a gay guy... it sounds like i'm getting ready to tell a bar joke."
"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't watching us."
"We are all gonna die, i may aswell deserve it."
"Well, there is good news, and bad news. The bad news is that we are all going to hell. The good news is that, because we are ALL gonna be there, Hell will be one awesome party!"
"Gays go to hell? SWEET! Hell is like Las Vegas on fire untill the end of time, AND I HAVE A ONE WAY TICKET! SEE YA, BITCHES! *shoots self*"
"Its a violent pornography, chocking chicks and sodomy, the kind of shit you get on your TV."
"See it rising, stare and wonder. Hear it bekon you to dance. Feel it hold you, take you under. I'm your god of second chance."

Shippings that PWN:
Originalshipping (RedxGreen)
Preciousmetalshipping (GoldxSilver)
Raltsshipping (RubyxWally)
Tensaishipping (RubyxSteven) (reminds me of Junjo Romantica)
Clingyshipping (Dia/lucasxPearl/barry)
Crimsonshipping (RedxBlack) *Slaaaaaaash-tastic!*
Leaugeshipping (AshxRichie)

I am a Romantic Seme! (ladies... wait, hold on, that doesn't work... gentlemen...)

A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.

Take the quiz! www.semeuke.com


Pick ten characters. They can be from anything, any fandom, your own OCs, your friends, your family, anyone or any character on Earth and BEYOOOND!!!!!!! Just pretend they are in one big fan fic together!

1) Myself as an OC (will be reffered to as “Nokachi” for the rest of this.)
2) Church / Red Vs Blue
3) Mewtwo / Pokemon
4) Tex / Red Vs Blue
5) Garrus / Mass Effect
6) Haruhi / The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
7) Ryuk / Deathnote
8) Alucard / Hellsing Ultimate
9) Emile / Halo Reach
10) L / Deathnote

1) Number three (Mewtwo) has become a Goth how do ten (L) and six (Haruhi) bring this about?
L is always proving Mewtwo wrong about things they debate about, because you know they would argue. And Haruhi’s overbearing craziness became much too much to handle.

2) Number one (Nokachi) has fallen in love with the new Mary-Sue exchange student! What does he/she like about the Mary-Sue and what does he or she have to do to woo Mary-Sue?
To be honest, I would HATE a Mary Sue... who, for all intensive purposes, will be referred to as 'Gary-Stu' from now on.
Woo? PFFFFF- PLEASE! Play 'hard to get', be a real easy man-whore with everyone else, but never give 'Gary-Stu' a second glance. Ignoring = Passionate, angry, wild-boar SEX!

3) Eight (Alucard) has just walked in on two (Church) and five (Garrus) having sex. What is there explanation to eight and how does eight react?
They would probably just give large, blank stares to Alucard, who is laughing his ass off for the rest of the day.

4) What TV show do nine (Emile) and five (Garrus) watch together and what is their reaction to the show?
They probably watch some old war movies, and talk about what they would have done better. Emile talking about how he would tactically augment his shotgun, and Garrus talking about vantage points for sniping.

5) You want write a song fic about seven’s (Ryuk) past. What song is it and what is the fic’s plot?
'Waka Laka'... nuff said...

6) Four (Tex) and eight (Alucard) team up to learn ten’s (L) darkest secret. How do they do it and what is the secret that they learn?
Tex would probably threaten him with EXTREME violence, and when that doesn’t work, Alucard uses his powers of BAMFITUDE to get an answer out of L. They probably find out that he was originally going to pick Mello as his successor, but Mello stole his chocolate bar, so he picked Near instead.

7) One (Nokachi) and seven (Ryuk) must spend a weekend vacation together. Where do they go? What do they do?
We take the death note, and head to Washington to bribe the president to make every Tuesday “Taco’s and Apples Tuesday”. Then we build a hot tub on top of the whitehouse, and plan our NEXT vacation.

8) Six (Haruhi) has gotten drunk. What does he or she do to two (Church)?
She probably will use her magical powers to seduce Church. Garrus and Tex will not be happy about this.

9) When eight (Alucard) goes to Hogwarts what house is he/she sorted in and why?
He’s only there because he was hired to kill Voldemort… he succeeds…

10) Two (Church) must save nine (Emile) during the Zombie Apocalypse. Why? And how does he/she do it?
Emile is being overrun, and is running out of shells. Church, snipes the remaining zombies, and, since he isn’t in HIS body, but some random civilian he found, he is able to draw away the zombies with little to no consiquences.

11) What is the “canon” evidence that three (Tex) and four (Mewtwo) are in a relationship?
They are both kinda psychotic, they could find that common ground to bump extremely disgusting uglies.

12) Six (Haruhi), five (Garrus), and one (Nokachi) form a band. What music do they play and who plays which instrument?
WE WILL BE SKA PUNK MOTHERFUCKERS! I sing, Haruhi on Trumpet, Garrus on Ska-guitar, but we still need a drummer… WE COULD GET RINGO! Haruhi is magic, she could manage that shit.

13) Two (Church) and three (Mewtwo) star in a fic called “The Tears We Cry” what is the fic’s summary?
Ummm... well... uhhh... Well, at the end of season 5 of RvB, Tex is presumably dead, so that is Church's "reason". Mewtwo? Probably some bullshit about being accepted as a regular pokemon.

14) How does seven (Ryuk) kill nine (Emile) and why?
Ryuk writes the following statement in his death note. “Emile , Stabbed through the back of the chest by a Sanghelli Zealot.”

15) What is five’s (Garrus) animal familiar?
Some sort of bug… a sniping bug… DRAPION!!!

16) Four (Tex) and one (Nokachi) get into a cat fight, why? And who wins?
I remark that Church’s new body looks hot, and Tex isn’t having it. She has guns, so she wins/

17) How do seven (Ryuk) and ten (L) hook up for a one night stand?
… next question

18) In a high-school angst fic what drug does four (Tex) get addicted to? And how does six (Haruhi) get nine (Emile) pregnant? (It cannot be switched.)
Tex get addicted to PURE ADRENNILINE. And Haruhi is magic, so she just thinks “Man… I wonder what me and Emile’s baby would look like… but being pregnant would hurt…"

19) Eight (Alucard) and three (Mewtwo) are in a decidedly awkward situation. What is the situation? How did they get into it and how do they get out of it?
They believe that they could kick the other’s respective asses after a few minutes of talking of battles past. They get out of it through a no-holds-bar battle… it shall be epic…

20) Ten (L) has become a vampire. What is his or her reaction? What does he or she do?
He likes his newfound immortality, but is conflicted by the need for human victims to sustain his blood lust. He asks Alucard to bring back some extra blood from his collective missions, so that he doesn’t need to do it himself.

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From the Ashes by erttheking reviews
Even after seeing their world burned, Humanity was able to stand up again, and push beyond their pre-war status and reach the heavens. But how will a hardened Humanity handle life among the stars? And how will others react to this aggressive newcomer?
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 118 - Words: 913,475 - Reviews: 3479 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 5/17/2012
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 489,686 - Reviews: 3879 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 3,839 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Mass Effect 3: Into the Unknown by Fainmaca reviews
With the defences around Arcturus breached and the homeworlds of the strongest races under siege, what hope remains? One man faces the oncoming storm. The Reapers will know defeat. They will know fear. They will know Commander Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 1,010,268 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Shepard (M), Jack
Mass Effect X Halo Spartan Dawn by Freedom Guard reviews
Yet another creation of mine to help ease my mind, I hope that everyone does not mind seeing this one. I know there are a lot of crossover with Mass Effect and Halo, but no sense not trying a bit of it in my free time. Story on Ice, Updating all NON Halo stories is priority now.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 233,980 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Mass Effect: ODST by Helljumper 1337 reviews
A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him. Follow Rookie the young helljumper as he attempts to piece together to how did he ended on this messed up place...
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,265 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Rookie, Shepard (F)
They're Just Missing In Action by Paragon of Awesomeness reviews
As each member of Noble Team meets their fate on Reach, they all eventually end up in the Mass Effect universe where they join forces with Shepard and his squad to stop the Collectors, and protect humanity - at any cost. Paragon male Shep, male Noble Six
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,765 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six, Shepard (M)
Mass Effect New Origins V2 by erttheking reviews
On the dawn of the 27th century, the UNSC discovers a Mass Relay, and unlock its power. What follows not only includes making contact with new species and making new friends, but making new enemies as well, and the entire galaxy will shake.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 442,687 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Uncertain Attraction by PoisonJellybeans reviews
Shepard is fascinated by the Normandy's resident Salarian. But Salarians don't have sex drives...do they? Shepard plans to change that. And he won't let himself fail. M!Shep/Mordin, rated M for future chapters and tasteless humour!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Mordin S., Shepard (M)
Mass Effect 3 Alternate Ending and Epilogue by Caileena reviews
This is an alternate ending for Mass Effect 3 that I wrote based off my Female Paragon Shepard who romanced Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Behind the Skull by I have a jar of dirt reviews
Emile, in his final death moments, awakes in a completely different world where Humanity isn't facing extinction. A certain commander is skeptical towards the Spartan's origins. On Reach, Noble Six is looking for his missing squadmate... CANCELLED
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,535 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, Shepard (M) - Complete
And the Skittles Scatter by Mrs. Scott Kennedy reviews
A dance is being held in Sinnoh, and Lucas and Barry are having a hard time deciding who gets to take Dawn. Finally, Lucas offers they go together, as bros. Could this turn into something more? Clingyshipping. Rated M for a reason later on
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,426 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Barry/Jun, Lucas/Kouki - Complete
Resurrection by J.B. Writer reviews
Shepard, Six, and co attempt to pick up a legendary soldier from the Forward Unto Dawn. They arrive too late, a frozen Master Chief being the hottest commodity in the galaxy. When the Collectors appear things change, a new enemy rises for all to face.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,708 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
The Last Straw by Maudit Maestro reviews
GoldSilver. Silver's rivalry with Gold has taken on a new aspect. Warnings inside
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,775 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
Southern Harmony by PrsctrTails reviews
Meaning to post this for awhile. Jaden travels to stay with Jesse. The bluenette feels he must finally say how he feels. Might get Yaoi-ish in later chapters. JadenxJesse. Please Read and Review! Danke.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,321 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Johan A./Jesse A.
Corruption by ScriptedScarlet reviews
Tired of their constant failures, Giovanni gives Team Rocket a Pokémon caught off the coast of Cinnabar that supposedly harnesses the power of "Corruption" to take on Ash and Pikachu. But are they prepared for what this Pokémon can do? Missingno fic.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2010 - MissingNo. - Complete
Admitting by Aero-Dragon's-Sky reviews
I know you think you have problems, but mine are pretty harsh. I hated Silver for doing this to me, but I love him, too. Preciousmetalshipping. Manga based.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,966 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - [Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival] - Complete
Crimson Mental Institute:9515 Cinnabar Anomaly by Thinkwire reviews
We all remember MissingNo don't we? The most famous glitch of all time that was a bit weird but mostly harmless? Well, it may have been harmless to us playing the game, but what about the player characters who met that abomination face-to-face?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2010 - MissingNo. - Complete
Any Given Thursday by KeruKeru reviews
Quick Daikeru oneshot that came from an RP type thing a friend and I did. Davis forgets his and TK's anniversary and the blonde gets mad. Rated T for mild language. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE YAOI! I don't own Digimon.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Daisuke M./Davis, Takeru T./TK - Complete
Milkshake! by GlassSuicune reviews
Black meets White at a McRonald's for whatever reason, Tsutarja is obsessed with milkshakes, and N discovers babysitting a Zorua is more dangerous than one might think... Wait a minute... What did I just write?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Hilbert/Touya, Hilda/Touko - Complete
The Ballad of Deoxys and Mewtwo by Ysavvryl reviews
"Gee Mewtwo, what do you want to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night Deoxys: try to take over the world!"
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,294 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Deoxys, Mewtwo - Complete
Beyond Expectations by Funeral.Bell reviews
Who knew a gift Sapphire gave Ruby as a joke would have served him the start of most interesting birthday present ever? —Tensaishipping.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Ruby, Steven S./Daigo - Complete
Don't Need to Know by Pyroluminescence reviews
Leaf gets curious about Red and Green's personal life... YAOI, RedxRival, Game-verse. M FOR A REASON.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Red, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Fighting For the One I Love by Kyle-Kenny-McCormick reviews
When he admits his love for him, things don't turn out as bad as he thought. But when a certain jealous Wendy gets in the way, who will Stan choose?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,239 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The 8th by Mrs. Scott Kennedy reviews
After an old memory is brought up between the boys, they start realize the little things about each other that they'd never thought about before. Barry/Lucas Slash. M for sexual stuff later. Possibly language
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Barry/Jun, Lucas/Kouki - Complete
A Beneficial Friendship by randompandattack reviews
A Death Note/Code Geass crossover where Light and Misa are sent to the Code Geass universe moments before Light's death thanks to C.C. Light and Lelouch decide to work together for world domination.
Crossover - Death Note & Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,340 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Light Y., Lelouch L. - Complete
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Crimsonshipping Superhappyfuntime reviews
All of the dex holders congrigate at the Isshu Battle Frontier, and, as you would expect, hijinks ensue. RedxBlack Slash, HEAVY language, HIATUS
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,591 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Red, Hilbert/Touya
Electric Fever reviews
Pikachu gets shooped through some mist, and is a human... how original... Yaoi, boyxboy. Pikashipping. Heavy language, possible lemon later. HIATUS
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu