Hello world of fanfiction. I'm Agent Poltergeist. I'm 13 Earth years old. I love writing, and I am working on a trilogy that I plan to have published. I'm serious about this. Sometime in the next couple of years be looking for a book called Waterarc. That's book 1. It's sort of a fantasy/science fiction. I also like drawing and listening to music. I plan to write fanfics about Invader Zim, cuz its my favorite cartoon ever. My youtube account is shinjutsuki, incase you want to check out my videos.

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"A simple friend will keep it a secret if you murder someone. A true friend will help you dismember and bury the bodies." Unknown

A little Invader Zim questionnaire I've seen on a bunch of profiles.

Q: If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

A: Zim's base.

Q: Which IZ Character would you date?

A: Probably Zim...he's just funny

Q: Which IZ character is your best friend?

A: Tak.

Q: Which IZ character do you hate?

A: Probably that jerk Sizz-Lorr, or maybe Iggins.

Q: Your favorite IZ episode(s)?

A: Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars, Zim Eats Waffles, The Frycook of Doom, The Wettening

Q: Your favorite IZ character?

A: GIR or Zim.

Q: Favorite Almighty Tallest?

A: Definitely Purple, he's hilarious..."Huh? Huh? Huh?"

Q: Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

A: "Hey, I don't like bees either."

Q: You just got 2 tickets to see a concert, who do you take with you?

A: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac! I don't care he's not an IZ character, Vasquez created them both.

Q: You accidentally got stranded on a desert island...who got stranded with you?

A: Probably either Tak or Gaz. Tak would find a way to escape really fast, or Gaz could beat up all the wild animals that attacked us.

Q: Zim has asked you to help repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

A: O_o Uh...

Q: Favorite IZ pairing?

A: ZATR.

Q: You and the Tallest are on the massive...

A: Deciding which planet we are going to destroy next.

Q: If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be?

A: Making waffles with GIR in Zim's base.

Q: Favorite IZ quote?

A: "As you can see, the lyrics to 'Ring Around the Rosie' refer to the symptoms of a horrible disease, a disease which-a disease which-Zim! There's a pigeon on your head. You have head pigeons."

Q: Favorite Zim moment?

A: "I have come to acknowledge your feelings for me, and I congratulate you for recognizing my superiority in choosing me as your love-pig! Feel Honored!"

"You're nothing, Earth-boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!"

"Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?"

Q: Favorite Dib moment?

A: "One day, you'll be at home in your base feeling all safe and secure, and you'll look over and I'll be there...doin' stuff!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooowhatever."

Q: Favorite GIR moment?

A: "Behold! The Hunter-Destroyer-"

"WHAT IS IT?"

"The Hunter-Dest-"

"WHAT IS IT?"

"...The Hunter-Destroyer Machine."