Hello there, beautiful people!

Things you may want to know about me...

Well I'm portuguese, as you can see the little flag above the profile, I'm currently 14 years old and I have this secret passion of writting.

I don't want to be a writer, but I love to read and write, and I would love to share my stories, and I also LOVE english. So fanfiction is a place where I can read, write and share my stories with a bunch of strangers and in english... So I though "Fuck it, why not?" And here I am.

No one, and I mean NO ONE I know or knows me, knows that I have an account on fanfiction or like Austin & Ally (confused?)...

My favourite fanfictions are of Austin and Ally.

Weirdly, I ship Auslly, but I don't ship Raura... And sometimes I ship Raura but don's ship Auslly... But I never ship them both... (I also like the friendship status, I think they're really cute as best friends).

I love to read people's profiles on fanfiction and sometimes I burst out laughing.

I secretly love love.

My bff is a boy 1 year older than me and a girl 11 days older (and I'm imagining you guys saying "no one fucking cares!" eheh I know)

I have a sister who is 6 years old and her birthday is on Valentine's Day. And a brother 1 year older who so damn stupid that now he is in the same year as me... But I love them with all my heart.

Sometimes I'm totally a tomboy and the next moment I'm the girl most girly you have ever seen.

I'm apparently a crazy girl who has no sence of humor but no one can be around me without laughing at something I do or say, because I'm really funny and I make no sence. I'm always joking around and always in a crazy good mood. I'm not saying this myself, this is what my friends say about me. My really good friend who likes R5 actually says I'm sorta like Ratliff but in a girly way, which makes no sence, because well, "I have no sence of humor"...

By the way, R5 is definitely not my thing (which means, I sorta don't like them, but I think they're cute), but I like "Crazy 4 You", "Pass me By" and the acoustic version of "Loud".

I love taking pictures of views and that kind of things, if you go to tumblr, my photos are kinda like the ones on there.

I literally laugh at everything. Even at what it isn't even any funny. I personally love blond jokes, even though that I have nothing against them and my bestfriend is blond and she is the physical prove that blonds aren't dumb. But yes, I love blond jokes and I laugh at literally everything. Really.

I love the words "maybe" and "awesome" and I don't know why.

My favourite color is black, but I love orange, green and blue too.

I'm obsessed with gums.

I speak Spanish, but my forte is definitly english.

I have a thing for blond guys... And I think braces are hot, and sometimes, glasses too...

I curse. A lot.

I'm addicted to skate (I don't skate, though) and soccer (which I call football).

I love music. And apparently I look like the kind of girl obsessed with One Direction, Justin Bieber and that kind of people, but I'm not. I'm in a completely different picture.

My favourite bands/singers/DJ's are:

Queen

The Beatles

Led Zeppelin

Pink Floyd

Bon Jovi

Green Day

Arctic Monkeys

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Oasis

Keane

Foster The People

Imagine Dragons

Bastille

Paramore

30 Seconds to Mars

Muse

Hardwell

Martin Garrix

Avicii

Bruno Mars

I play the piano, flute and a little bit of guitar. And I also sing and write my own songs, but I don't have the courage to show them to anyone because I'm afraid of what people are going to say and it's kinda my thing, where I talk about my feelings (there you go, part of my "Ally side").

My favourite quote (found it on tumblr): You are afraid to die, and you're afraid to live. What a way to exist.

Yes...

I'm a girl

I read the text on a shampoo bottle.

I laugh at my own joke when I haven't even shared it.

I hate it when the wind messes up my hair.

I look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything.

I have to call my own phone to find it.

I check the time on my phone when I'm wearing a watch.

I turn my pillow around so I can sleep on the cold side.

I count how many hours of sleep I get when I go to bed late.

I run upstairs really fast like someone is trying to attack me.

I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing in the first place.

I walk into a room and forget why I am there.

I count on my fingers in math class.

I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave.

I hate hearing my voice in recordings.

I use the word "thingy" when I can't remember what something is called.

I say the entire alphabet because I can't remember what letter comes next.

I do all of this ;P Copy and paste the ones you do too! :)

23 Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator (my personnal favorite)

1) CRACK open your bag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when someone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.

23) When the lift is going down scream “we’re gonna die”

If you laughed or plan to do this in the future, copy and paste this on your profile ;)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 80, and find line 4.

As you know, I am portuguese, so the book is in portuguese and I'm actually not in the mood to translat it so feel free to go to Google Translator or something...
"Quando chegava a noite e a hora de ele dormir"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Nothing...

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Ridiculousness, on MTV. I'm addicted to that show x)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

6:00PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:41PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Silence... And an ocasionaly car and... Oh wait... a bunch of crazy horny teenagers yelling, outside (eheh ok, maybe they weren't horny... I think)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, coming home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My phone.

9. What are you wearing?

Honestly... my pajamas... (I would be blushing if I was talking to somebody)

10. Did you dream last night?

I don't remember...

11. When did you last laugh?

Today. My mother though I was having a pannic attack or something. My little sis asked me what penis meant (AWKWARD MOMENT)...

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint. Honestly. Pink paint everywhere. And no, this is not my room, this is my parent's bedroom, and yes, my dad actually agreed with my mom to paint their room pink. And not just any pink, a bright shock pink (I think it's called that way, right? Shock pink? Pink shock? Ugh, I really don't care).

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Stupid. But awesome ;)

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Iron Lady

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Never though about that... First I would buy my mother a new car, because, well, let's just say it has a lot of "baby history" in there. I would buy a lot of cute stuff for me, like a piano bench, because I sit on a normal chair to play and it gets really uncomfortable sometimes, and the entire Elvis Presley guitar collection, I seriously love that dude. And some other cool stuff :P

17. Tell me something about you I don't know:

Umm... It depends on who you are. Who are you? (not originally my answer but I loved it)

18. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you do?

Vacation during 6 months, 2 times a year.

19.Do you like to dance?

Yes, but I'm only good with Just Dance on my Wii and that's because I play it with my 6 year old sister, so... yeah.

20. George Bush:

Hi.

... Was that a question? (again, ot my answer)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Portuguese name x) but I would like if it was unique... Well, the truth is that I've always wanted a boy so that never really came to my mind...

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

That's easy. Simão or João Pedro, so friends would call him JP. Yes, these are portuguese names :3

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Uh... I have no idea what that is, so... No. (I'm stuck. Not my answer again... sorry. But I don't know what it is either)

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Welcome, the party is the second door on the left. Enjoy."

Here's another survey (I love them so, deal with it)

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

1- Because We Can - Bon Jovi

2- Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers

3- Uprising - Muse

4- Under Control - Calvin Harris & Alesso feat. Hurts

5- Do I Wanna Know - Arctic Monkeys

6- Call It What You Want - Foster The People

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

George Clooney (yes, I may be 14 but I still am "one of those girls") or one of those people I mentioned as my favourites in the music world.

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, and give me line 17.

Well, the page 23 only has 13 lines and I don't have another book near me...

4) What do you think about most?

Music. I'm always writing new song lyrics or melody that pop into my mind, my school books are covered in song lyrics, literally, I'm not joking.

5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

No... Or at least, not that I know of. Well, now that I think about it, when I was 5 years old or something, me and my friends had to write a song with our music teacher and my name was there... Does that count?

6) Do you have any strange phobias?

No... I don't easily get scared so... I don't know.

7) What's your religion?

Catholic

8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Walking or hanging out with my friends.

9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Would you choose between your 2 kids? Yeah, me neither.

10) What was the last lie you told?

What? I never lie. (Get it? Beacuse this is a lie, so... yeah...ok)

11) Do you believe in karma?

I don't know. I guess I don't actually believe it, but, yeah.

12) What does your pen name mean?

Absolutely nothing. Nothing was coming to my mind and I was eating popcorns so, yeah. The numbers were just because there is some popcorn-lover ou there on fanfiction and I had to have another pen name. So popcorn-lover246.

13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

Laughing. If I'm laughing, you can do anything with me, you can even steal my phone and I won't say anything (don't start getting ideas). But I'm pretty smart and I don't get fooled easily.

14) Who is your celebrity crush?

I don't have one. But I think Cristiano Ronaldo (portuguese football/soccer player, best in the world) is extremely attractive and I love Ricky Van Wolswinkel (dutch football/soccer player), his eyes, smile, hair... They are pretty hot and nice ;)

15) How do you vent your anger?

Most of the times, on a song or talking with my sis. It usually helps.

16) Do you have a collection of anything?

Pictures and small pieces of paper with messages from my friends or other things, basically, I keep everything important and not important, I have this small box full of paper me and my friends wrote.

17) Are you happy with the person you've become?

I actually don't know. I guess?

18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

Nails scratching those school black boards; music.

19) What's your biggest "what if"?

What if a perfect world did exist? No, seriously, I'm not joking.

20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Nope.

21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Right: my phone. Left: the wall.

22) Smell the air. What do you smell?

Gum. I'm chewing one right now (as always), but I mostly smell air.

23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?

My 17 year old cousin's room. Seriously, it smells like old socks and stinking pizza, and there are clothes everywhere.

24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?

My ex boyfriend looks a lot like Justin Bieber and he is simply gorgeous... So dare I say it... Justin... oh God... no... I have no idea what to answer for this one.

25) To you, what is the meaning of life?

If you go to tumblr, I'm pretty sure you'll find a meaning. As for me, nothing. Yup, that's pretty much life.

26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

No.

27) What was the last movie you saw?

"Now You See Me"

28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?

I fell and broke my wrist. I think it was that...

29) Do you have any obsessions right now?

Fanfiction, Tumblr and Flappy Bird.

30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

Umm... If yes, I don't remember it or no one told me about it. (not my answer but it fits perfectly)

31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

Sometimes...

32) What is your astrological sign?

Fish? (at least in portuguese) :p

33) What's the last thing you purchased?

My phone.

34) Love or lust?

Love.

35) In a relationship?

Nope.

36) How many relationships have you had?

Two.

37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

Not a clue.

38) Where is your best friend?

At her house, probably.

39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

I'm not an elephant, sorry. (I am not going to explain it...)

40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

Yes. People say I'm funny and nice and like to have this kind of people in my life, as my friends.

41) Imagine you are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Stop imagining. (fucking hilarious, dude. Again not my answer, but I couldnt agree more with it) (and by the way, seriously... I really need to get my own answers!)

42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

A) I tell the people I'm close to.

B) I would live every day like it was the last one and do all the stupid crazy cool things, I guess.

C) Yes.

43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Any song of Foster the People, because they are crazy and awesome.

44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Trust, happiness, humor and mostly love.

45) How can I win your heart?

Be funny, wild and nice (and if you're blond, it would be great bonus! kidding... sorta)

46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Of course.

47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

Chewing my first gum. I felt in Cloud 9.

48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

I see you.

49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."

A heart...?

50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?

My favourite is black but I love blue, orange and green too.

51) What is your current desktop picture?

The words "shut the fuck up".

52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

My geography teatcher. I have my reasons.

53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

Who's your crush?

54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

A friend of mine asked me if I had to choose between having the power of invisibility or speed running, what would I choose, and I had to think about it for almost a week and half to come to the conclusion that I'd reather have an unicorn. Don't ask.

55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

When I met my best friend.

56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

I wouldn't erase nothing, it may be an horrible experience but it could be a great story, who knows? (:

57) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Los Angeles, Hawai...

58) Ever been on a plane?

Yes.

59) Favorite movie?

I don't have one. I like so many!...

59) Favorite book?

None.