Hey, this account is being shared by three people. When we're writing separate, I, Bright Witch, will write underlined. My friend, DeathGreeter, will be writing in itlatics. And my boyfriend, TheKing, will be using bold.

Username: Bright Witch

Age: 28

Gender: Female

Username: DeathGreeter

Age: 28

Gender: Male

Username: TheKing

Age: 28

Gender: Male

List your top 12 favorite Harry Potter characters:

1. Ron Weasley

2. Harry Potter

3. Ginny Weasley

4. Rose Weasley

5. Hugo Weasley

6. Luna Lovegood

7. Nymphadora Tonks

8. Minerva McGonagall

9. Fred Weasley

10. Molly Weasley

11. George Weasley

12. Albus Dumbledore

SWITCH

1. Ginny Weasley

2. Teddy Remus Lupin

3. James Sirius Potter

4. Albus Severus Potter

5. Lily Luna Potter

6. Sirius Black

7. Remus Lupin

8. Severus Snape

9. Albus Dumbledore

10. Cedric Diggory

11. Dobby

12. Neville Longbottom

SWITCH

1. Hermione Granger

2. Rose Weasley

3. Hugo Weasley

4. Harry Potter

5. Fred Weasley

6. Albus Dumbledore

7. Arthur Weasley

8. Nymphadora Tonks

9. Alastor Mad-Eye Moody

10. Bill Weasley

11. Sirius Black

12. Neville Longbottom

RESULTS

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Er... Luna and George?... no and no. What about you guys?

I got... Sirius and Dobby?... that's just... that's just plain weird.

Quite sniggering, King.

Right, right, I got... Dumbledore and Sirius?

Oh, dear god.

Sorry, Greeter.

Let's just move on.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Oh... well, I wouldn't call her hot... but, yes, Rose is very beautiful.

Al'? Er... let's go with handsome, shall we?

Ah, hell... I got Harry.

*Bursts out laughing*

Well, King? How hot?

Er... ah, crap... let's go with six out of ten.

I am offended.

Moving on!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Dumbledore got McGonagall pregnant? Well, at least their around the same age...

I got Neville... and Snape...

Thanks for the mental image, mate. *shudders*

What did you get?

I've got... Neville and Tonks.

I think BW's is the most realistic. Let's go to question four.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Stories about Fred? Yeah, I figured since he's the one that had... passed... he would have a bit more stories about him.

Stories about Professor Dumbledore... well, I don't see a lot centered around him, but maybe about three of five.

Fics about Mad-Eye... yeah, maybe one or two.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Harry and Luna?

No.

Oh, she's not that bad!

I don't care. Just no.

What's yours say?

Er... Teddy and... Sirius... *sigh* this is getting awkward.

Wasn't it before?

Mine's Rose and... Dumbledore... that's it, I'm done!

No! We have to finish it!

Alright, alright, fine. Let's just get this over with.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Let's see... Hugo/Fred or Hugo/Molly... we should have just abandoned this.

I got Lily Luna/Dumbledore or Lily Luna/Cedric... You know, I think I'd be a lot more comfortable with Cedric.

But isn't he dead?

Exactly. He'll remain seventeen forever!

But isn't Lily only nine?

It's better than Dumbledore!

My turn! Rose/Moody or Rose/Bill... okay, next time let's not put any of the kids in.

I very much doubt there being a next time.

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Is there such thing as Ron/McGonagall fluff... no.

Ginny/Snape fluff... I think there is, but I would most likely never to look either of them in the eye ever again- and one of them's a portrait!

Hermione/Tonks fluff. Well, as long as it's not romantically...

I think there's both, actually.

What? But Tonks is dead!

They can write in the time were Tonks was still alive or in an AU where she never died.

But-But she would be in her late forties now!

Let's just move on...

8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

When was the last time I read a fic about Hugo... never.

When was the last time I read a fic about Lily Luna... also never.

When was the last time I read a fic about Fred... yesterday.

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

Ron and Tonks are in a happy relationship until Fred runs off with Tonks. Ron, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with George and a brief unhappy affair with Luna, then follows the wise advice of Hugo and finds true love with Dumbledore.

... I feel like I'm about to throw up...

I don't really want to have a shot...

Just do it, you big baby!

Fine, fine... Ginny and Remus are in a happy relationship until Dumbledore runs off with Remus. Ginny, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Dobby and a brief unhappy affair with Sirius, then follows the wise advice of Lily Luna and finds true love with Neville.

... Well... who knew Dumbledore fancied Lupin?

KING!

Your go, TheKing.

Do I have to?

Yes/Yes.

*Sigh*... Hermione and Arthur are in a happy relationship until Moody runs off with Arthur. Hermione, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sirius and a brief unhappy affair with Dumbledore, then follows the wise advice of Fred and finds true love with Neville.

... we should probably stop now.

We can't stop now! I want to see how it ends!

Fine, lets just move to the next one.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Tonks and McGonagall in a fight? Er... annoyed?

Remus and Snape in a fight? I would expect it to be Sirius... shocked, I guess.

Arthur and Tonks in a fight. Why is everyone fighting Tonks?

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would be fine with it. It is just Hugo, after all.

It's Lily Luna, so that would be normal.

Fred? Normal.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

If I saw McGonagall and George in a closet... with a rubber ducky? Well, I would assume they'd been locked in...

Don't put that in my head, Bright.

Snape and Dobby locked in a closet with a rubber duck... I'm not even going to answer that.

Tonks and Sirius locked in a closet with a rubber duck... but their cousins!

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

If Harry dissed me in the worst possible way ever... hit him with a Hogwarts: A History

Thanks. What would I do if Teddy dissed me in the wort possible way... ground him.

What would I do if Rose dissed me in the worst possible way... same as DeathGreeter. Ground her.

22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Why would Mrs. Weasley be going through my stuff?

You think that's weird? I got Cedric! He's dead!

I got Bill... I would probably swear at him.

23. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

If Ron was emo?

Oh, that's priceless!

What does yours say then?

I got Ginny.

Hermione.

Next time, let's be a bit more... careful.

Agreed.

24. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Aw, thanks Rose.

Sure, why not, Albus?

Er... thanks Harry? Why do I keep getting the really awkward ones?

Your own fault.

25. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

I'd like my hairbrush back, Luna.

I don't own a hair brush... but I can easily see Sirius stealing one.

Also don't own a hairbrush... but would happily let Dumbledore keep it. He'd need it, what with that giant beard of his.

(7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Tonks, Fred and Rose outside my house, singing "I'm Sexy And I Know It" at three in the morning... silencing charm.

Remus, Dumbledore and Albus banding together outside, singing "Lollipop" at three in the morning... set Ginny on them.

*Snorts.* Well played, mate. Okay, er... Arthur, Moody and Harry together outside my house, singing "A Cauldron of Love" at three in the morning... throw a load of bricks at them.

27. What if (2) and (11) were your teachers?

If Harry and Ginny were my teachers. Well, they'd make excellent teachers, that's for sure.

If Teddy and Dobby were my teachers... I'm not even going to think about it. Teddy might be okay, though.

Rose and Sirius as my teachers... it's the end of Hogwarts.

28. What would (8) say if (1) and (5) got married?

What would McGonagall say if Ron and Hugo got married... "Mr. Weasley... he's your son..."

*Bursts out laughing.* Okay, okay... What would Snape say if Ginny and Lily Luna got married... "There's something wrong with these redheads."

Oh, ha ha ha. Anyway... What would Tonks say if Hermione and Fred got married... "Congrats!"

That's the only one that would be considered normal!

30. What would (6) most likely be buying at Target?

What would Luna most likely be buying at Target... Nargle Repellent.

*Snorts.* Okay, erm... what would Sirius most likely be buying at Target... hair supplies.

Ha! What would Dumbledore most likely be buying at Target... sweets.

So true.