Ello. I am not British but I enjoy that word. I have read fan fictions on this site for a while but have not made an account until now. Hopefully I shall start posting my own stories soon. When I do, no evil glares at me through the computer because I am new to writing and posting for the public. I love all of the creative stories out there and will give any story a shot. I am up for reading any story and will read any you might suggest.

Some facts about me that you probably could care less about are:

Things/people I hate:

Music:

If the character you like in books and movies is never the main character, post this on your profile!

If you listen to music when reading fan fiction, post this on profile!

If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did, post this on your profile!

If you think it makes no sense that Edward cant live without Bella, when he lived without her for almost 109 years, post this on your profile!

If your favorite character always dies, post this on your proflie! (I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY ME!! ;

If you have ever said "There after me Lucky Charms!", post this on your profile!

If you have ever spent six hours on youtube watching random videos, post this on your profile! (Six hours? I do this everyday for WAY longer!)

Some good ol' stereotypes:

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (I do not think that even applies to girls..)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (How does this even make sense?
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (it is called "dark humor")
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Even though most Americans are just that)
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (omnomnom!! but I mean 'i like blood' as in gore in movies')
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (...no comment..)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (not entirely "goth" but it is close enough I guess)
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. (I do not cut, as a matter of fact, I encourage them to stop)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems