Deidara has a thing for Itachi, but Itachi doesn't give anyone the time of day. One day Deidara is informed that he is failing English and needs a tutor; it is none other than Itachi. Can Deidara finally make Itachi notice him? Yaoi ItachiXDeidara

"So, as you were saying?" Itachi finally said once the guy sat the drinks on the table. "I'm. A. Guy." "What!" One date. One blind date with a cross-dressing blonde male managed to change Itachi's life for the better. Or was it for the worse?

Itachi had just defeated Deidara to recruit him into Akatsuki. As if that humiliation wasn't enough, Itachi followed Deidara back to his living space so he could gather his things. Not a good start to Akatsuki. Rape, lemon yaoi, ItaDei

Deidara is a terrorist, and one day, when he comes back home, he finds his worst enemy in his room... on his bed. Uchiha Itachi is, no doubt, the best cop you'll ever find. Deidara's POV.

AU. Itachi is a straight A student and Deidara is a transfer from Iwagakure. When they meet, different kinds of sparks fly. Rated M for cussing and later chapters.