You know how they met, now witness how they fall in love and grow together as a family. Collection of one-shots about the stories of Shikamaru and Temari.

College AU. When Alec gets his hands on an invitation to a Christmas masquerade party being hosted by Magnus Bane he sees it as his one chance to get close to the guy he's been crushing on for months now while disguised. And after all, how hard can it be to be someone else for a few hours and then slip away, no one ever knowing it was him?

Alex is back at Brecon Beacons for good this time; forced on to a veteran Unit and a new Sargent that think of him as more of a novelty than a soldier. But then a familiar face turns up, revealing some dark secrets, and suddenly 'Lynx' doesn't seem quite so funny anymore.

Nothing in life is easy. Naruto and Sasuke find that out at an early age. But with new additions come new challenges . - . Pairings: Naruto x Sasuke x Gaara x Neji x Kiba x Shikamaru x Sai x Haku x Shino, Sakura x Ino x Hinata x Tenten x Temari x Karin . - . Warning: Yaoi and Yuri, Polygamous relationships, MPreg, birth scene, fluff

there are ways to say "i love you." without saying those words out loud. "Do you need any help with that?" "How was your day?" "You should take a break—you work too hard." "You were right." "Call me when you get home."

Strange things have been happening in the espionage world. Top spy Agent Alex Rider has gone AWOL, and a new SAS soldier has caught the attention of MI6. How long is Trevor Lee going to deny the truth? (Soldiers and spies and unidentified antagonists, oh my!)

What should one do when one's loved one dies? How far would he go to see his love again? How will it end?

Due to losing a bet, Alec and Simon have to enter their school's all male beauty pageant. Isabelle and Clary take the jobs as their personal stylists. To win, they need to impress Magnus Bane and his friends, who are the jury and also the most popular group of friends their school has ever seen. How far can they make it?

A story of Malec. When Alec Lightwood arrives at Magnus Bane's apartment the night before his wedding to Lydia, what could possibly go wrong? Will also contain: Clace and Sizzy. PS: It's official, I suck at summaries;)

After Alec dies he leaves Magnus 'Open When...' letters. They help Magnus to heal. This is Magnus healing.

Year after year, Alec always finds Magnus's christmas presents. Year after year, he puts on a surprised face (even though he knew what it was beforehand) Well this year will be different. Malec, One-shot, FLUFF

Listen so I can't think of a good summary without giving everything away so here you go; It's Malec, it's a soulmate AU, and It's got to do with hair. Ta-da! Thanks for reading and checking out.

Alec has had enough. His family is torn apart, his parabati is filled with Heavenly Fire, and his boyfriend left him. He's got nothing left to lose, so he volunteers to do something very dangerous; become a double-spy for the Clave. Warnings: M/M slash, Malec, Sebalec, Sizzy, Clace, possible m!preg, pre-City of Heavenly Fire/CoHF, and possible CoHF spoilers.

A story based off of the two teasers for City of Heavenly Fire, old story rediscovered recently! Full summary inside, read and review!

Alec Lightwood, a High School student just trying to get by catches the eye of a rich boy named Magnus Bane.

Shikamaru's world turns gray when he loses Asuma. He reflects on happy times. Shikamaru Character study. Fluff?/angst? Flufst.

In the spirit of "a is for apple", this is a collection of random one-shots about Alec Lightwood and Magnus Bane - each one from a different time and about a different topic, all meant to show them as an ordinary couple with the Shadow World running beneath that. All the Malec things, really.

Yoshino happens to spot Shikamaru having a meal with a blonde woman. She notices Shikamaru's interest in the woman. What happens when Yoshino takes advantage of Shikamaru's trip to the restroom and decides to confront this woman?

AU. College life is good and Alec loves it. It's like a dream come true, but just like in any dream there's this small detail that threatens to turn it all into a nightmare: Magnus Bane. Alec's roommate and the human version of a headache. Alec hates him with all his soul, or so he likes to think. The truth is that he's not sure about anything. This whole situation is confusing.

ShikaTema. Shikamaru/Temari. Shikadai tells Shikamaru that he wishes he weren't his dad. What brought on this sudden change in his son's normally docile behavior? One-Shot. Please Review!

Of all the things Magnus Bane had collected through the centuries, his fondest by far, was poetry. And his favorite thing to do with his vast, memorized, collection, was to share it with Alec. Sappy love stuff between Malec.

Legolas and Gimli seek the Straight Road to Valinor. (Gimli/Legolas, no warnings.)

Naked on the banks of a river, Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli, and Legolas learn a little about their differing humor and distinct personalities. Legolas is confused by Gimli and Gimli by Legolas; Boromir has had enough of conversation; Aragorn and Legolas share in an experience involving fish and tree sap; and Aragorn reflects. A glimpse into the Fellowship's early friendships. One-shot.

A drabble series of the villages and what they represent to certain individuals. (I don't really know how describe this, so just check it out.)

Magnus and Alec are finally ready to adopt children, and Alec surprises Magnus by giving him the best gift of all. But when the Clave expresses different views on exactly who has rights to start a family, what will Magnus and Alec have to do to save their family and their marriage?

The tragedy of passive observation is the slowest way to kill yourself - that's what Ino felt realizing she no longer was the only woman by his side. [ShikaTema] [ShikaIno]

Bored with paperwork, Tsunade plays matchmaker to ShikaTema with the aid of Sakura, Ino and Chouji. Tsunade allows the request of an important client to have his Temari look-a-like daughter to be escorted by the one and only Nara Shikamaru for a tour of Konoha.

The twelve of them have grown so much over the years, and every single one of them is grateful to their group of lifelong comrades which have taught them so much.

This is a relatively short Malec oneshot telling of a scene I bet we are all curious about! This is a "how-it-could-have-happened". (I'm sorry for the awful summary didn't want to spoil you!) [Rated T for suggestive themes] [Disclaimer. I own none of the characters.]

ShikaTema. Shikamaru/Temari. Gaara had one rule: hurt Temari, and I will hurt you. Shikamaru didn't think he'd ever actually have to face the consequences of breaking that rule. One-Shot. Please Review!

To the people who knew him, it went without saying; Umino Iruka would die defending the academy. It was a fact, not a possibility. And that is exactly what happened.

After returning from a mission, all Alex wants to do is go back to Ben's house and sleep...something that is hindered by the older spy's rather unexpected guests. T for language. Note: can be seen as very, very mild Alex/Ben slash. Oneshot.

"Are you...?" It's probably Alex's response to that question that demonstrates just how much he and his life have changed over the years.

"My dad asked me if there was a cure for homosexuality," Alec said quietly. Magnus looked up, the last trace of amusement leaving his face as his hands tightened around Alec's. - Malec Oneshot.

He could feel the blood drenching his fingers as he pressed them to his stomach in vain. Red, they were, when he pulled them away, crimson like Jack's hair never was (hers was the color of the fire that burned her body to ash). Red like the blood he had spilled in the last six years since he had become a spy. Red, like death, for Alex Rider was dying. WARNING: Deathfic. Oneshot.

Neji never thinks he'll fall for someone like Tenten, until he does.

Sometimes, the most ordinary actions can change a life. Other times, it can save one. (One-shot for Patriot Day; 9/11)

Alex wants some Hershey's chocolate. How far will he go? (Drabbly, cracky, one-shot onsie ;D)

At 2:30 am, Alex is called to the Bank. One-Shot-Onesie

Hermione is learning hand-to-hand combat, and Malfoy is her sparring partner. (Graphic sexual content. Rough play. Coarse language).

Alex Rider was changed, years of spying and death had formed him into a weapon and nobody was exempt from his rage except his boyfriend Tom. Imagine his surprise when his latest task for MI6 includes taking in K-Unit and their newest ward, the arrogant teen agent Caleb, both of whom have no idea of his past. Alex/Tom, Slash, Possible smut later, Ben never became agent and met Alex

Cute little one-shot! Legolas can't sleep and Aragorn can't help but sneak up on our poor, little elfling! NO SLASH, JUST FRIENDSHIP!

Legolas is told the truth about the infamous "Incident" of Imladris and learns why it is that Erestor is so tense and why Glorfindel always wince and go pale when the Word incident is metioned. And he also learns that there is a price to pay for pranking others. Humor/parody/Family/friendship. Elladan/Elrohir/Legolas/Erestor/Glorfindel/Dwarf/Elrond. No slash, some mature Language.

After Alec Lightwood loses a bet, he must now go through the worst torture imaginable: Wearing Magnus Bane's clothes! Will this experience tear the two apart further or strengthen their relationship?

Alex is sent back to Brecon Beacons, along with K-Unit, who are required to do extra training. K-Unit expects to see the Cub they remember, but what happens when that Cub was lost more than two years prior? And how will Alex, after losing everyone, react to being back again? Rated T to be safe. Minor swearing, violence and injury.

Some Clace fluff set early on a sunday morning, sometime after the final book. Allusions to smut. Jace/Clary. Oneshot.

What if Alex returned to Brecon after a handful of missions as 16? He is going through selection but all the others drop out and as the only one left he is partnered with k unit for the last bit. How will they get along two years later? Will they even recognise him? Then what happens when Ben turns up and forces Alex to tell them everything?

He has been able to go to school and make more friends. But has his luck finally run out. 16 students, including Tom and his nemesis Kyle, are heading to Becon Breacons for a promotional SAS camp. Great. Post Scorpia rising.

Rose always knew Tom had had a hard childhood but what does Alex Rider have to do with all that? This is my first fanfic.

Or 'The Art of the Bluff'. Set in prone2dementia's 'Happily Never After' 'verse. Tom is a teacher, leading a Duke of Edinburgh expedition in the Brecon Beacons. When Tom and Alex decide to play a trick on Tom's students, they don't realise quite how far it will go…

Threeshot. Trilogy? After a mission, Alex visits Brecons Beacons once more. Chaos ensues.

Drabble. Sequel to "Unanwered Request". Jace comes to demand answers from Magnus not expecting what he would find. Slash. Character death.

When Alec refuses to think of himself as anywhere near "beautiful" (because really, if he was "beautiful" where would that leave Magnus?) his Warlock won't accept that quietly. Malec, Oneshot and Smut.

A new story! All Gabe and Vivi future! So I'm not good a summaries, but I promise is will be good!

"Izzy, I really don't think this is a good idea after all." — "Trust me when I say it would make Magnus really fucking happy. Like really -fucking- happy." Malec two-shot; lapdance and smut

Alec asks Magnus to be his partner in battle, and in public. (Based on the event that occurs in the third book of The Mortal Instruments series, City of Glass, by Cassandra Clare). Malec oneshot. BoyxBoy. Just fluff.

How K-Unit managed to ruin their stay at the Navy Seals base with their partnered unit, 39, was beyond them. They were pretty sure, however, that they could blame Cub and not be far from the truth. (5)

Drabble. Sequel to "Green-Eyed Monster". Alec takes Jace's advice and goes after Magnus. Slash.

Simon's had too much to drink. Magnus is the not-so-innocent victim. Jace contemplates suicide. Kyle wants to murder them all. Pre-slash Jace/Simon.

Matsuri, apprentice of the Kazekage, faces yet another trial on her way to becoming a Jonin. Is falling in love with your teacher a part of the curriculum? Join Matsuri and Gaara as they explore together what falling in love means. *Does contain OC later*

When Jack is killed by Scorpia, MI6 make good with their threat to reveal Alex to the world and Alex is sent back to Brecon Beacons to train and for protection. While the entire world is shaken from the revelation of the teenage super spy, Alex must deal with not only the new batch of SAS recruits, but assassination attempts and the ever interfering K-Unit.

Alec isn't too happy when Magnus uses up all the hot water in the shower while he's away on a mission. Written as a bribe to Adelaide for her delicious smut. Dom!Alec. Malec. Punishment and smut involved. OneShot

Magnus has been waiting... Slash. Mpreg.

Unfortunately for Alex, revenge doesn't always go as planned-especially when K-Unit's involved.

Alex thinks he has finally left MI6 behind, but a madman's twisted game of hide and seek soon drags him back in. With K-Unit's lives on the line, he'll have to become more than a pawn in a plot bigger than he could have ever imagined.

What If...The Mortal Instruments characters had facebook? Whose in a relationship with who? And what on earth is happening to Alec's account! Includes all cannon pairings. Crack-fic.

Alex has gone on a life-changing mission and lost his part of his humanity; Ben is assigned as his handler. How will they both cope with these changes? No Maximum Ride characters.

Each member of the K-Unit puts out a job description for joining their team after Cub leaves. Includes a description of the actual job posting by the sergeant.

Summary: Alex's teacher gives him an unorthodox English assignment - to write about 50 things he would never do. What does Alex write about?

It's Magnus's birthday and Alec wants to leave him an anonymous card, but all doesn't go as planned. Oneshot, Alec/Magnus, SLASH. Don't like, don't read. Rated T for safety!

He knew Shikamaru would always be there for him. He just didn't know that Kiba would have been so eager to as well. This is for mi5tan! Threesome! ShikaNaruKiba!

Wolf has been having a terrible morning...and now he's been called in by a certain irritating organization. On top of that, he gets a taste of MI6's enigma of an agent. Oh, dear. All so early in the morning, too.

Alex's death creates a ripple of changes at MI6, the biggest of those for his partner, Ben Daniels. Fifth and last in the Safehouse arc.

Sequel to Frustrated but can be read alone. Malec Lemon! Having Alec over for the night turns into being something much more than what Magnus had planned. And he's gotta admit, it's about time he's finally getting some relief. Summary's crap I know.

He had lost everyone who was important to him. Just as he thought life couldn't have gotten any worse, he gets told by his once enemy that he must go back to Brecon Beacons. As if suicidal missions aren't enough, he has to deal with the SAS in between.

Ron leaves Hermione in a very cruel way. And Fred and George are the ones to find her, and help her. Hermione moves on, putting herself back together with their help and realizes shes in love with them. Rated M 17 for language and adult content.

No longer a oneshot! Fred slips something into Hermione's tea that causes them to see each other in a new light. Mischief and lemons ensue

Dirt smeared into Ben's face, and a spider crawled up his nose. A worm wriggled through his hair, and god knows how many bugs were crawling through his clothes. Ben groaned as a big beetle bit him. It was all Alex's fault.

Blunt wants Tom to become a spy, so he sends him and Alex to Brecon Beacons to train. The only fact that he overlooked was that Tom doesn't want to be a spy. Mayhem is about to commence...

Diplomatic immunity goes both ways. K-Unit's newest addition is exactly as they feared he'd be, and first impressions are not pleasant, to say the least. AU Scorpia!Alex. Written for Spyfest 2010.

Eagle decides to see what happens when he steals Wolf's coffee. I swear, he's going to end up in the emergency room one of these days...

Eagle is bored, so K-unit and Cub decide to play Truth or Dare. Sort of related to 'Never Play Pranks in the SAS'

Blaise has a secret - he's attracted to his best friends girlfriend, Hermione. What happens when Draco finds out? Request piece. WARNING: smut

Alex Rider is afraid to close his eyes. What will be the consequence. Involves K-unit

Alec and Magnus, several months post-City of Glass. The "magic moment" we've all been waiting for. Rated M for mmmmm, it's about time. Lemony fresh.

The air whistled by Alex's face as he plunged towards the watery abyss below. Faster, faster, faster he went, gravity sucking his flesh towards the rocky bottom. Adrenaline pumped through his veins, reminding him of the imminent peril.

Hermione is trying to "make everyone's lives easier," but it's causing her to lie more and more. When a potion goes wrong for Fred, he find out her true feelings for him and teaches her an important lesson about lying to the ones she loves.

Hermione stumbles across an old album that makes her think back over her early life. As she looks at the pictures, she realizes that everything was meant to be.

Isabelle meets up with Meliorn in the middle of the night for some special time. One shot.

And people prank you for your birthday?" she asked incredulously. * Written for the FW/HG Last Drabble Writer Standing Competition on LJ.

Just a cute FW/HG fic set in their 2nd/4th year. * The twins come down a few minutes later, and her mind wanders in a different direction she's not proud of. Thoughts of cute boys and freckles should be beneath her, but they're not.

Shikamaru's relationship with Temari crossed beyond the boundries between ninja years ago; such a bond is a major liability, and must be handled appropriately. Ironically, it's Temari who makes the logical choice. Rated M for citrus.

They could deny it all they wanted to. They could refuse to admit it to anyone. They could do anything they wanted to...Except maybe hide the truth from everyone else. When you love someone, you know. When you're IN LOVE with someone, everyone else knows.

The Nara doth protest too much, methinks. [ShikaTema, lime lime !lemon!]

Shikamaru accepts the job, he now has to guide and aid Temari for a week or so, this is going to be a pain. Or is it? TemaxShika and hints of others teen just incase

For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE

[Twoshot] She has him pinned against a wall and he can't get away. [Shikamaru x Temari]

Backed in the corner of the kitchen, brandishing two skewers, and wearing a muggle dress with heels was Draco Malfoy. Standing in front of him, with two wands in her back pocket and a butcher knife in her hand, stood Hermione Granger. A Postwar Fic.

The heir to the Nara legacy is on the outs with his longtime lover. A few words dropped from the right lips take root in his imagination, leading him to a new experience with an unexpected partner. Shikacentric. Oneshot. Yaoi. Mature Audiences ONLY!

Oneshot. Shikamaru wants to ask Temari out for valentines day, and asks Gaara for some help. Gaara says that he'll do it, but, only if Shikamaru does . anything. he. says. ShikaTema. Crack. Not to be taken seriously.

GaaNaru & TemaShika. Gaara has been having interesting daydreams about a fox. Naruto and Shikamaru come to Suna to talk to Gaara, the Kazekage, about the peace treaty. what chaos will happen?

Temari knows Shikamaru is not weak and wants to prove it. Pairing: ShikamaruTemari Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Naruto. They are Kishimotosama's creations.

ONESHOT: It was so obvious that he was going to choose Ino. Temari just knew it. TemaShika.