Row the Boathide bio
Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hello! There isn't much to say about me, but I can try to pad this out. I love warm and fuzzy fics. I also love fight scenes and explosions, which clashes with the whole "warm and fuzzy fics," but please don't think to hard about it. Annnndddd, here are my fandoms! Axis Powers Hetalia Sailor Moon Peanuts Calvin and Hobbes Mystery Science Theater 3000 Animaniacs ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com (a lot of shows, so I'm not going to list them all) TvTropes Also: Yes OP, I'll de-anon "Like Walking on Needles" soon! I'm just warning you that it might be a little different. Okay, a lot different. Still, I hope that you'll enjoy! I had also commented under the names "LaserBeam1" and "Adores Alliteration", just so you know. |
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Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
Just Desserts by Moczo reviews
"Have you heard the world is going to end on May 21st?" Uriel asked happily despite the fact that such a topic was not polite dinner discussion.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Aziraphale - Complete
Torture Devices by Canadino reviews
"First we hold him down. Then...we take off his shoes and tickle his feet." Germany and the Italy brothers discuss methods to make England talk, with little result.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Bloody Mary by TheShatteredRose reviews
Arthur has told Alfred time and time again not to mess with the legend of Bloody Mary. It wasn't a party trick, it was real. Of course, Alfred didn't believe him. But Alfred soon learns calling upon Bloody Mary can be costly... ::USUK::
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,619 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - England/Britain, America
A Hetalian Midsummer by Bri Nara reviews
21st century parody of 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'. Pairings: GerIta, Spamano, USUK, and AustriaxPiano. Warning: Romano's language, sexual themes, and the utter crack added to a Shakespeare classic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Complete
Whatever It Takes by TheShatteredRose reviews
De-anon from Hetalia Kink Meme. Prompt: America/England – He'll kill anyone to protect England. "England has been captured and experimented on for his magical abilities. America won't stand for that."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Operation Hook France and Canada Up by Moczo reviews
America takes it upon himself, with the help of England, to hook up his baby brother with France. It goes about as well as you'd expect. Kink meme de-anon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Canada, France - Complete
Awkward Uses for Aloe Gel by Tamer Lorika reviews
France and Canada are spending Christmas at a ski resort with guests: America and England, and Spain and South Italy. Between snow fights and painful burns, France just wants this to be a good Christmas for his Matthieu. Rated for suggestiveness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
First Night Driving by Tamer Lorika reviews
Its Christmas, but Finland is... sick. Berwald has an idea about who can drive the sleigh this year, but its not going to go over well...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
For Tonight by UniqaChica reviews
Linus X Sally fluff on Christmas Eve, with minor Schroeder X Lucy on the side. Not much else to it.
Peanuts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Complete
Picked Up by Canadino reviews
"Japan, I would be the Corydon to your Alexis." In which mythology is put to good use through somewhat cheesy pickup lines. Greece/Japan, for the Sunshine fic exchange on LJ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Treatment by Chalupakabra reviews
Tino is a young psychology major, well known for being kind and eager to help others with their issues, but less so for his habit of profiling "patients" on campus. His therapist's eye has fixed on Berwald, but will he be the one who ends up on the couch?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,432 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sweden, Finland
always for the first time by Measured reviews
AU. Wherein Francis is a poetry writing ninja vandalizing the campus to gain Matthew's attention, with varying success, Antonio is busy chasing after Vargas boys and Gilbert thinks they're all idiots. France/Canada, Prussa/Hungary, Spain/Vargas bros.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Please Be Quiet in the Library by Canadino reviews
Romano is protective, Feliciano is lovestruck, and Ludwig just wants to figure everything out without getting fired. High school summer AU, Gertalia, suggested Sparoma
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
oh, jealousy by Measured reviews
France makes a move on Greece. Japan does not approve. Greece/Japan, attempted France/Greece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Backlash by Chalupakabra reviews
A spell goes HORRIBLY awry! Sealand's now a great empire, Austria can't compose, Canada is visible, and Lithuania is 'kol'ing? With the world turned on its head, all eyes are on England and his now suspiciously good cooking. GenBend, Crackfic, Oneshot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/1/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
It's Just a Round of Chess by Dr. F. M. Obsesser reviews
As Ami practices for the chess tournament, she finds herself getting pushed further and further into being forced to confess. Why couldn't the chess game be just that? Ami/Makoto
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter - Complete
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Naked Frenchmen, Angry Germans reviews
In which Italy reflects upon how attractive Germany can be when angry, and Germany later proves it to France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete