Howdy pardners!

I'd like to welcome you to this here profile...

Okay, I'll stop being a cowboy now...no wait I'm not a boy...

Anways:

So yeah, I mostly write parodies because they're sooo the most fun to write (you should try it its great)...and a few classic fairy tales are in the works now...

Harry Potter fanfics pretty much annoy the crap outta me nowadays, unless they're made by my actual friends (MoonlitLightning, Lightning Spirit, SparkylCarnival, LOST Bob The Builder, Chaos Curse...).

Kyle XY is the best show ever created...I really want to make a fic of that but I'll totally like destroy it cause I'm pretty much only good at writing comedy stuff and Kyle is soo not a comedy...well sometimes it can be but its not supposed to be..or IS it...and there'd BETTER not be a Jessi XX in the next season...that just sounds really retarded I mean come on!

here's your daily dose of my friend, Mr. James Blunt:

I just can't believe that it's over.
We were chilling out on the sofa,
Digging how the guitar goes,
In a song that no one knows.
Did you lick that line yourself,
Or did the voodoo magic help?
Does everyone have a different take?
Do you seem real but I seem fake?
Does everyone get hypnotized by your fire?

So long, Jimmy, so long.
Though you only stayed a moment,
We all know that you're the one. Singing,
So long, Jimmy, so long.
Sure we're glad for the experience,
We miss you now you've gone.
We're just swimming in your soul 'cause,
We all wish we wrote this song.
Life goes on.

I'm just so relieved that it's over.
We were hanging out going nowhere,
Digging how the guitar goes,
In a song that no one knows.
Did you burn that bridge yourself,
Or did the voodoo magic help?
Does everyone have a different take?
Are you just cool and I'm just baked?
Does everyone get mesmerized by your fire?

And you better not stalk me or I'll sic my chihuahua on you!