A Tenno and a Spider walk into a bar.

"But she is certain, quite suddenly, that if she is faced with another nightmare of Jack in pieces— of Lena broken and long-gone, Ana laying there, cold and bleeding from under one eyebrow, of Jesse's head cradled in her hands as his lifeless eyes look up a her, all empty and endless, asking her "why, why, why did you let me go?"— she will not make it till sunrise."

Hi, Borderlands 3 is coming and I'm hyped so I want to make more content for my favorite ship. I posted my fics here in 2013 and tbh they weren't terrible but rewriting them feels like a good idea. Here's a some krieg and maya content to soothe my soul. Rated M for violence and language.

Byleth and Edelgrad have a strict teacher student relationship. He guides and helps her, and she learns and grows. So they wouldn't spend the whole night fucking each other...Right? Tags: Vanilla

A series of stories revolving around Genie and his friendship with a shy genie youngster along with the adventures and antics that ensue with it

A few months after the events of "Into the Spider-Verse", Gwen unexpectedly visits Miles in his dorm room. How and why did she get here? What are their true feelings for each other and how will their fates go? You'll just have to read to find out...

In the aftermath of the battle of Haven, Jaune goes out drinking to get his mind off his worries. He wakes up the next morning a married man. What life would have him believe is that he not only married Weiss, but is in a marriage-shifting time loop. What REALITY would have YOU believe is that it's Emerald, hiding behind an illusion, to save face. Oh dear.

Update: this story has gone into full rework mode. I will be posting the first few chapters soon. I decided upon this because I was dissatisfied with how unorganized the story was. I am excited to release the reworked story soon!

Tifa's a great girl, but it'd be better if she didn't haul home strange men and dump them in the basement. Barret gets a measure on Cloud. Pre-game.

Stories of 1,000 words or less featuring Krillin and Eighteen. Guest stars include Seventeen, Bulma, and the ever adorable Marron. Topics include get-together, first kiss, married life, and child-rearing.

Peach had made up her mind long ago. Her plans were made and her future was set... until she made a terrible decision. Death, hate, conspiracy, magic, love, and tragedy crash the party. Will Bowser find a place in all of this madness? Or will he finally give up once and for all?

When the Force decides it's had enough of Darth Vader and wants Anakin Skywalker back, it dumps his long-lost teenage son on his doorstep with an ultimatum: unless Vader renounces the Sith and turns back to the Light within three months, Luke will die.

After the Battle of Endor, Ahsoka and Rex remember.

It was bad enough that Shadow had Sonic and Sonic's girlfriend in his house, with him still paying the bills, but now Sonic gets a phone call and tells him to pick up an old friend at the airport. After so long since the gang split up, she of course has grown, but could it be that the Ultimate Life Form is falling for the pink hedgehog harder than he thought he could? [Complete]

Something is very wrong with the Gorillaz new home, and it's driving 2D mad. Will he and his bandmates be able to handle the mysterious forces at work at Saturnz Barz? A story to tie together the music videos and events of phase 4. Will be a little silly, a little eerie, and contain a dash of 2/nu.

A cryptic message sends Maya on a mission to help cure Krieg, but when she begins to uncover sensitive information, she finds herself caught up in a corporate cover-up. Rated for violence and language.

Takes place after The last: Naruto the movie. Naruto and Hinata are planning to get married but there is one obstacle in their way: The Hyuuga elders. Naruto and Hinata have to face a new set of trials before they can tie the knot. Will their love prove strong enough?

NARUINO. Naruto finds out that hard way that he has a thing for lingerie. - - - Laundromat AU for AU Yeah August.

Here's where I'll post all of my RWBY one shots. Exactly what it sounds like. Lots of fluff. Rosegarden, Black Sun, Dragonslayer, Renora, Bumblebee (soon), Arkos, Emercury, Knightshade, White Knight. Whatever I'm in the mood for. I do take requests. No hating on my or other's ships please.

Teen is but a faint memory. The new Titans deal with Beastboy and Raven's growing attraction, a deadly criminal, and trying to find a way to stay together while their world changes. Growing up is hard to do. BBRae fanfic. Lemons. (Image not mine: deviant artist Rachel1466 aka gretlusky)

It is in the nature of Guardians to forget. Those brought back by the Light must make a conscious effort to remember, and in the end, chasing down your memories can be an unwise and dangerous thing to do. Still, if you're determined to go haring off into the perilous and murky depths of your past, tampering in things best left forgotten, you might as well bring some company.

Levy teaches Jellal a thing or two about love and forgiveness. Oneshot, canon-compliant

A disgusting and depraved story about degeneracy taking place at the Belladonna household, instigated by everybody's favorite MILF. Rated M for sexual content. Of course. I don't own RWBY or any of the characters, etc. you know the drill.

What did you do in school today?

What does a boy want after failing his mission, being scolded and having a Q&A about his future? You guessed it, a feisty Uchiha!

Based off the song What happened to us? By hoobastank. Naruto and Ino both seperately reflect on their now destroyed relationship. NaruIno, implied NaruHina.

Do first dates always make you feel like you're going to explode with nerves?

It's Father's Day. And for Sarada that is pretty much the worst day of the year. Will Boruto be able to help or will he just make things worse? And what does the future hold for these two love birds? SaradaXBoruto Two shot.

Saten investigates what will become the most dangerous urban legend she has ever looked into. The rumored boyfriend of Railgun. What happens while investigating a certain boy? Will she discover more than she ever thought she would?

They say a bad day can change your life forever. Alternatively: Ino and Naruto deal with the consequences of being stupid

Ten years ago, a one night stand with Qrow changed Winter's life forever. When Winter takes her daughter Ivory to Beacon and Ivory inadvertently meets her father, it threatens to tear the Schnee family apart, all while a threat from the White Fang looms overhead. (Alt/Divergent Canon) (Mental Disabilities) (Mild Explicit Themes)

All Kazuma really wanted to do was relax, and with Aqua and Darkness out of the house he might have finally gotten his chance. Sadly, a certain Crimson Demon ruins it as she eats herself into a sickness. Being forced to take care of a barely functional Megumin is not his idea of happiness, but with a little time and a lot of care, he and Megumin might find something better.

Uryu comes home from work to find two runaway sitting in his home.

Jason is a trainer that lives in Slateport City. The Pokemon League has just legalized Pokephilia and he has just become an official Gym Leader. How will Jason deal with the three girls that live in his house? And what does his girlfriend think? Rated M for later chapters.

Grimmjow and Nel stop by the human world for a visit to Ichigo's place and find a surprise - and in the process, find a little more.

It was long believed that the King and Queen died at sea in a massive storm, leaving Elsa and Anna to rule over the kingdom. But they lived just long enough to have a third child. He would quickly grow into a man, and he too would forge his own legend: The Legend of Tarzan! Now, Tarzan must face down his royal origins to decide his true destiny! Feel free to leave reviews/thoughts.

Mostly non-canon. The story takes place after Naruto has come back from training with Jiraiya. Three years have gone by, and with it, many of his old friends have changed. Especially a certain Hyuuga heiress. After their first encounter in years, things seem to change between them. A new mission changes everything for them and their teammates. Is it for the good, or bad?

It's been a few years and NOW everyone wants Varus dead! Why couldn't they have wanted him dead while he was a Sith? Rated T for -mild cursing- and -violence-. Focuses on drama, humor, adventure, angst, hatred, and romance. Galen/Ahsoka and OC's galore. Season -2- of "In the Path of". Now complete!

Commencing Chronopositioning Algorithm. Chronological breaching point calculated. Commencing Spacial Positioning Algorithm. Spacial breaching point calculated. Chronological and Spacial breaching point overlap confirmed. Energy levels are stable. Calculating distance from breaching point to objectives. Distance to objectives calculated. Portal has been opened. Commence operation.

Isabela's reaction to Varrics letter after Hawke gets left in the Fade

Welcome to the Akatsuki fanmail database, where you can send letters (via pm or review) to any of the Akatsuki members, and they (might) respond! (we are not responsible for any injuries caused by Hidan or anyone else.)

Pyrrha and Jaune were the best of friends, the most stalwart of companions. But after the sacrifice Jaune had made at the school dance, Pyrrha becomes suddenly aware of emotions that she has never felt before...emotions directed at that very friend.

House parties aren't Katara's thing. Sokka's drunk, Suki's on a mission to set her up, and Toph is... well, Toph. But for every cloud there's a silver lining, and for Katara it comes in the form of a second chance with her neighbour... (the sequel to 2am, featuring zutara, sukka, and taang!)

Ash is a loser. He's hated by most girls, is in the Computer Club, and is awkward. His mute fraternal twin brother, Red, is a popular guy in their school, star of the Lacrosse and Soccer teams, and loved by all the girls. Despite their different lives, they'll always be brothers. What happens when a pair of attractive twin girls come to their school? Ash x May, Red x Serena.

"He doesn't care!" Zuko roared, his voice echoing around the temple. "He doesn't care that you're the Avatar, and he doesn't care that I'm his son!" He shocked himself as well as the others at his outburst. Katara suddenly realized that the conversation wasn't just about war.

Gaara asks Kankuro and Temari the most embarrassing questions and they need to find the right way to answer them. Crack fic, really short chapters and a very unknowing Gaara. Before Shippuden. Now translated in French - /s/11475622/1/Things-My-Little-Brother-Asks

Himawari decides she wants to be just like her grandma when she grows up.

After an embarrassing reveal and a not-so convincing excuse, Hinata is mortified that she and Sasuke were caught making out in Naruto's bathroom. Luckily for her, Sakura, Tenten, and Ino are there to cheer her up by sharing their own embarrassing romantic/sexual encounters. But mostly Ino. Mild SasuHina.

In which Hashirama and Madara smoke a plant and confuse Tobirama for a hooker. T for 'drug' use.

A boy finds a gardevoir that has been raped. Will he be able to bring her out of her shell, as well as himself? (Can't freaking do summaries just read it it won't kill you XD)

The Dark Brotherhood was on the rise. They were set to carry out a bold assassination which would put them back on the grid. Then... Betrayal. Read about how the desperate assassins fight against the overwhelming odds of a squad of elite Imperial agents. It's the brutal raid of the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary from multiple POVs.

-on break-Zach has found himself in a strange world filled with mystical creatures called Pokemon. He shall experience friendship, pain, regret and possibly love. Follow him while he goes on a long and strange journey with his new friends, haunted by nightmares of things he can't remember. Contains adult themes, swearing and violence. Rated M for safety. Pokemon is not owned by me.

"'You want to know what would make this better?" asked the Sinnoh champion innocently, leaning towards him. He tipped his head, and her smirk grew bigger. Now he was worried, and he realized just how close they were sitting..."

Amy is now a student at Chaos High a school offering classes this no other school offers, but what about her past? And will she fall in love? What will happen when you Twin comes? Will the drama bring her knees or will she make it to Summer! {AmyxShadow} {ScourgexRosy} rated M. For Language and Smutt

No one seemed to understand that just because it was expected to be her favorite color, didn't mean that it actually was. TeamSevenFriendship fic.

My first fanfic! Hope u enjoy! The daily life of the Sand Siblings - Gaara, Kankuro, and Temari. Mostly narrated by Gaara. Filled with lingerie, plushies, and spandex. Plus some other random stuff. Reviews appreciated! (Rated T for teens) Have a nice day :) COMPLETE

Gameverse. It's their first date together and Brendan is nervous. Considering the unspoken threat in Norman's eyes, he has every right to be. May tries her best to make him comfortable despite this, and by the end of the night it surprisingly works. Brendan/May

It's Davis's Birthday but everyone seems to have forgotten. But is there a reason for it. A Daikari story you don't like then don't read it

AU. Sakura Haruno, the friendless, lonesome loser in her class at Konoha High, is more than a little frustrated when her class enters an exchange student program, and she is forced to host the mysterious Gaara from Suna High. Sakura/Gaara.

Red tries to find a Christmas present for Leaf. One-shot. BurningLeafShipping. Christmas present for Ebaz.

Beast Boy has a crush on Raven, who sees him as nothing more than a cherished younger brother. As their lives progress will his crush fade? Or will Raven start to see him as more? As events proceed we will discover what Beast Boy's first shape was, and how he gained it. BBxR.

Nice lovely visorshipping oneshot for y'all. In case you don't know, visorshipping means Nate x Rosa. For those that still don't know, the male and female avatars from Black/White 2, respectively. Enjoy the lemonaide! THERE'S A SECOND CHAPTER!

It all begins when a young, timid Torchic finds an unconscious Totodile lying on the beach. Their friendship draws them into a massive conflict, where the stakes are high and time itself hangs in the balance. Complete Novelization of Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky. Rated M for language and excessive violence.

This is the story of how Cynthia was asked to the prom. Reviews and Comments appreciated!

Having had his heart broken 6 months ago, Squall Leonheart's best friends Seifer and Irvine decide that he needs to let go. For his 19th birthday they show him the world of Angels', Deling's most famous strip club, where he meets a dancer who shouldn't even be there. Determined to forget his past, he visits the club every day in hopes of making the dancer part of his future...

It's a game. He'll break her, she'll come to him, begging for him to stop the heat in her from burning her alive. Or he'd succumb to her, to her scent that drove him mad. This is a very mature story. Heavy teasing. Smut warning.

May has always had feelings for Brendan (the other playable character in Ruby, Sapphie, and Emerald), but she has yet to tell him. Will that change when Brendan comes back home after doing many accomplishments that she thinks would have made him want to live somewhere else? Name of the story is just one that I made up cuz I could not think of an actual one. The description sucks

AU— When Garfield Logan encounters the quiet Raven Roth his life turns into one hectic roller coaster. Rated M for explicit situations. [COMPLETE]

What do you do when a favorite manga doesn't end the way you want it to? Why, write up your own ending of course! Or better yet - a continuation. Although it doesn't look like it, it is an M-rated story, or will be eventually.

On a walk through the woods Hinata and Neji find a collapsed girl badly hurt. Hinata begins to nurse her to health, but something just isn't right, M for future chapters HinataxSakura

"He's frustratingly out of reach." Sometimes, all it takes is a little stretch. One-sided Robin/Cordelia one-shot.

Kim is happily dating someone. Ron is learning how to deal with it. Then chance encounters between him and Shego start to occur. They each bear secrets they have never shared. Secrets that define who they are.

Author's Note; This story just came up in my mind, Since I was reading some GaaSaku's fanfic. I was stunned about it. Hope you appreciated my story. :D Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Set in modern times. Gaara is a new student at a popular high school in the burbs. Most likely he'll make some friends, possibly some enemies but who thought he'd find something else... Possibly some OOC, GaaraXyou'll see... :P...okay definetly some OOC

After saving an abused gardevoir from near death.They start to develop feeling for each other.but can mark hold up against all of the ridicule? And is gardevoirs past still haunting her?

Not all journeys begin with sugar-coated smiles. Cynthia and Gible. Steven and Beldum.

In years to come, her children would ask, 'how did you and Daddy meet?", and she would blush and say, "I burnt down my apartment complex."

The tactician and the red-headed genius seem to be content and happy together, but their daughter, Severa, suspects that her mother might have feelings for another man. Is Cordelia truly happy with her marriage or pining over a lost love?

Shadow wakes up a beach, memory-less and confused. Will joining an exploration team with Sonic trigger any memories? And who would be insane enough to start stealing the chaos emeralds from their rightful place? [Alternate Universe, based on Pkm MD Explorers of Time/Darkness]

Brendan and May leave Hoenn for Unova to find new Pokémon and Trainers. What will their experiences uncover? Hoennshipping in later chapters.

Naruto and Kushina have left their home and now live poor in an unknown land. Unknowing what to do next, they become stars. Just not the stars you'd expect. NarutoxKushina. Chapter 1 Edited

When Sakura's AP grade plummets how will she raise her grade to pass? WARNING: THIS CONTAINS LEMONS!

It's December and the holidays are coming up! Eri has some surprise news to tell her husband Kenji, but how will he take it? Will it change their lives entirely? Takes place years after School Rumble and School Rumble Z.

"I thought you were a good girl." "I am. I never said I played nice though." Shadow is the head of a major thieving group with a new mission involving the Chaos Emeralds. Amy is working with the detectives and her objective is to throw Shadow the Hedgehog off his game. Will she be able to stop them in time? Or will she fall in love with him before she can?

Kit Hawke is a rogue with a love of all things crazy and dangerous. Small wonder perhaps that the Queen of the Eastern Seas has caught his attention... Rated M.

Amy and Shadow are heirs to the two biggest energy companies. Their parents are forcing them to get married but they loathe each other. Will they be able to work together, or crumble at the altar?

"Alright one break, but as soon as we wake up we're going back on the route!" Kyouhei declared with a yawn, and he fell fast asleep. A few minutes later, a seemingly-sleeping Mei opened her eyes. A smile grew on her face as she looked to her right, he was out cold. She figured she had just enough time to pull this off. Short Visorshipping one-shot - Kyouhei/Mei.

May injured her ankle while running with her Blaziken in the forest. Blaziken tried to soothe the pain... But things went out of hand. MayxBlaziken... Warning: contains sexual theme... If you don't like human f x pokemon m , don't read. One-shot. And if someone wants to request a story with the same theme, just leave a review. Thanks!

Akira's Blaziken and Gardevoir seem to be at eachother's throat constantly, at least it seems so. Rated for hot poke sex well as hot as sex between a bird and a human like green thing could get

At Emerald Academy there's a group known as The Escorts. The club is ran by Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Tails, and Knuckles. They are there to make the women of the school pleased with themselves. Just one thing: Don't fall for your clients! Someone does.

Dawn and May are two best friends who work as glamour models. They are give the oppertunity to become porn stars but the company expects a lot from them. Contest and Ikari in later chapters. Lemon in every chappie.

Sequel to His name is Brendan Birch. 6 years have passed since they got together. Their relationship, though healthy, has been progressing very slowly. What will happen once this shy couple starts wanting more from each other? Hoennshipping. Lemon.

Red Hood's in town, and he plans to do something about Jump City's organized crime... His way. And unless the Titans get involved, he'll either bring peace to the city's streets, or burn it trying.

All she wanted to do was say Happy Birthday, was that so wrong? Well in Sonic's eyes, it was. The rating may go up with later chapters. Pairings: Shadow&Amy,