You've got your independence, you work hard and sort of like your job like most people - one day you find a flyer for a missing pet rock and surely it's just some prankster. Soon you find there is more to life than struggling day to day on your own; you find friendship, love and some really good times [Undertale romance, fluffmountain with a thick black smutty core :D]

Cheesy pick up lines? Bad puns? Our skeleton is in for a ride when Undyne challenges you to make a pass at the lazy skeleton, and all for the price of fifty dollars. Reader x Sans insert. Warning: Sans is a man-whore. Is now a series. Title subject to change. Summary subject to change. Had to change rating due to content.