"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

This will be a collection of stories that are not big enough to stand on their own, and they are available for adoption. The reason for that may be one or more of the following...

After a long war, Voldemort still remains undefeated and Hermione Granger has fallen to Darkness. But despite having gained great power in exchange for a bargain with the hidden Fae, she is still unable to kill the immortal Dark Lord. As a last resort, she sends Harry back in time twenty years to when he was eleven, using a dark ritual with a terrible sacrifice. Canon compliant AU.

This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.

What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the weird and wonderful story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II complete. (Warning: Part II ends on a cliffhanger. If you dislike that fact, Part II, Chapter 35, might be a better place to stop reading.) Part III is on indefinite hiatus.

Suppose Tom Riddle never bothers to show mercy, and Harry Potter dies with his parents? What would that mean for the world, to have no Boy-Who-Lived to save them? ("A couple of stubborn kids" just doesn't have the same ring to it.)

AU reboot of the entire SAO storyline, beginning from the premise that Kayaba Akihiko was obsessed with magic and Norse Mythology rather than swords and pure melee. As a result, he created the Death Game of Alfheim Online rather than the floating castle of Aincrad—a world in which PvP is not a crime, and the nine player races are in competition to escape. **SPOILERS IN REVIEWS**

Tristain faces trying times as Princess Henrietta's arranged marriage is cancelled. Albion has fallen to Reconquista. The fate of Tristain hangs in the balance. Maybe even Halkegenia's. Yet the unexplained happened... will this be salvation or doom?

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.

Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...

Kyubey promised that humanity would reach the stars one day. The Incubator tactfully refrained from saying too much about what they would find there.

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

An American commits cultural appropriation against a hapless Japanese youth. Typical, just typical. WARNING: CONTAINS RAW, GRAPHIC KIPLING. May only be suitable for mature readers.

What it says on the tin. She was cuter as a kid anyway.

I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

PreDH,PostHBP AU. HG HrR GabrielleD. Various POV. Chapter 19 - Visitations, Right? - A faux pas at the Slug party, an interlude with the Head Craig, Gagnek gets a visitor, Unk gets three visitors, Snape gets two. They come for Gabrielle.

Ugly. Malevolent. Violent. Cursed. That was magic to Queen Regent Renia Valeriya, until a girl summoned her to be everything she was not. Beautiful. Wise. Powerful. Divine. Her magic incurred debts of blood and pain, but if it saved her from being branded like cattle, she could pretend. She could fake being the hero. And perhaps discover something true about herself along the way.

She's been called a talentless student, destined for a life of mediocrity. All the Dovahkiin hears is a challenge to be conquered.

My reward for beating the Demon Emperor and sending him back to hell? Finding myself in an unknown land, hounded by heralds of ice and fire, as well as the idiotic peoples of the lands in this... Westeros. Is it possible to find a way home? I don't know. Eventual Harry/Daenerys. As in way, way later. Stop asking when :P

A series of miscellaneous one-shots encompassing all sorts of crossover-related adventures that Luna never had. And possibly one or two non-crossover adventures. The jury's still out on that. Category 2 will drift relative to whatever the latest chapter includes.

It doesn't take much to spark a chain reaction. One gesture of kindness, one gesture of appreciation, and one case of Count Mott showing up just a little early is all it takes for things to go awry. Gandalfr is the Hand of God, but Louise is a maiden, not a god. Siesta, fits the bill for what the hand of a maiden should be.

After the end of the war, Harry has a meeting in Gringotts that changes his life. Given a unique opportunity to rebuild the world, he takes it upon himself to restore what was once lost to the wizarding world, while falling for a charming witch at the same time.

He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned

In the wake of Zero Requiem, Lelouch vi Britannia was quite ready to face whatever judgement awaited him for his sins. He certainly wasn't expecting to be drafted by the embodiment of Humanity's Collective Will to take part in a free-for-all battle between Mages and Heroes of Legend, but then again, he was ALWAYS up for a challenge. Rated T to be safe.

It may be Harry's little brother's destiny to save the world but it's up to Harry to make it so. Follow Harry as he struggles to keep his family safe while trying to have a life of his own. /Check out my profile for more details.

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.

This is the story all about how Lelouch Lamperouge's world got flip-turned upside down. Just take a minute and sit right there to read all about it in this retelling of Code Geass. Rating is subject to change as the story continues.

AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.

AU. Neville Longbottom had good cause to be happy. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had been defeated. His parents had been avenged. He had taken his N.E.W.T.s and was now taking his seat in the Wizengamot. Unfortunately, some of his friends weren't content with restoring the status quo ante and demanded rather extensive reforms.

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

AU When Harry is fighting Voldemort for the Philosopher's Stone, he makes the horrible discovery that he is keeping Voldemort alive by hosting a fraction of his soul. What is the rest of Harry's time at Hogwarts like when he knows that he has to die?

Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.

Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.

Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.

When Ron Weasley realized he was reborn to the world with his memories mostly intact, he felt it was a second chance to do better. However, he slowly realizes that this world was different from his own. Making new friends and earning new enemies, he has to use his experience from his previous life not only to reach his goals, but also to survive. AU

After a liquor induced night of partying Kobayashi wakes up next to a nude Tohru. Kobayashi struggles through her feelings of what it means to her, until Tohru presents her with a "very special" egg that will strengthen their bond and move their lives into a new chapter together. [Yuri]

It was still called the "Noble and Most Ancient House of Black", though it had been years since any of the Blacks that approved of that name had lived there. Sirius Black would be a disappointment to his parents, but Harry Potter - the home's other resident - was a credit to his. Both were proud of that. Sequel to "Innocent", "Initiate" and "Identity".

AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

Slightly AU story. Saito Hiraga refuses to let people walk all over him. He had plans, he was going to join ROTC, he was going to outrank his brother and sister, he was going to help people. He was smart enough for it, he was strong enough for it, he was determined to be at the top of his future class. But one summoning spell changes everything, and he loses control of his future.

Louise only wanted to prove she was capable of magic while Elsa was forced to hide the fact that she was the sole magic human in her country. Neither of them could fathom ever having the other's problems. Until springtime in Halkgenia came for a Zero that is.

Four years ago, 10-years-old Kirigaya Kazuto ran away from home after finding out he was adopted, never to be seen again. Now, the world finds itself threatened by the Evil Minion Hordes of the Overlord 'Kirito'...who doesn't seem as Dark or Evil as he claims to be. But well, you all know what they say: "Evil ALWAYS finds a way..." [ON HIATUS]

After tragic losses, Quidditch star Harry Potter is forced to pick up the pieces of those who have vanished; while he finds himself also taking care of another lost soul.

Daphne Greengrass always had a plan. She liked being organized. But the Dark Lord's return at the end of her fifth year derailed everything, and now she must decide who will best help her find the life she always wanted.

The last thing Harry Potter wants is to be lumped with a trainee Auror, especially one that idolises him. As he guides her through the realities of being an overworked Auror and tentatively settles into adult life with Ginny, a dark plot brews on the horizon... Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best Post-Hogwarts.

The VRMMO Alfheim Online is summoned into Halkeginia, beyond anyone's expectations. Kirito, among others, have to work towards resolving conflicts of various kinds within and between these two worlds.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

With no familiar summone Louise comes to terms with the fact that she will have to teach herself. Still, leaving school means entering adulthood; marriage and politics included.

A book left by Sirius opens Harry's eyes as he delves into the mysteries of magic, learns about the realities of a war, and shifts towards the Grey. Meanwhile, Daphne Greengrass is faced with an unusual solution that involves the Boy-Who-Lived, but could be more trouble than it's worth. And in the end, there is always a price to be paid for everything. HP/DG Contract, 6-7th year

Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy, even among wizards. The most noteworthy thing about him, however, was his talent for getting himself into trouble, which surpassed even that of his godfather. Sequel to "Innocent" and "Initiate".

Gen, AU. In a world where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry still grows up with the Dursleys, but he learns to be more private about what matters to him. When McGonagall comes to give him his letter, she also unwittingly gives Harry both a new quest and a new passion: Transfiguration. Mentor Minerva fic. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.

Kelsier spoke of a world before the Lord Ruler, a world where plants were green and ash didn't fall from the sky. That was crazy, of course, and even if such a world did exist, Vin knew she would never see one. But she had been wrong before, and Louise de La Valliere needed a familiar.

A man lost in the sands of time is back with a vengeance. And this time, it will take more than a dark lord to quench his thirst. Dark! Harry, Slytherin! Harry, Powerful! Harry. Time-Travel. AU.

Harry and Fleur meet during the riotous aftermath of the World Cup. How will this meeting change the course of their lives? This is a Harry/Fleur pairing. Goblet of Fire world, some AU plot, (some non-canon), Bond.

It was a perfect ending. The town had been evacuated before Walpurgis Night, all her friends were saved, and she successfully kept Madoka from making a contract. However, the Japanese government took a particular interest in the girl who predicted a disaster the worlds top scientists were clueless of. Now, Homura finds herself locked in a research laboratory as Test Subject One.

Harry won at the Battle of Hogwarts, but corruption still controlled the Ministry. With the help of his 'friends', they send him to Azkaban. Haunted with his worst memories by the Dementors, Harry starts to plot his escape and his revenge on the world. His first plan? To free and enlist the help of Grindelwald. Dark!Harry; HP/GD. In Progress once more!

Brought back from the gates of death by a princess and her mother, the Lord's Blade was told of their plight. And yet, despite being saved, she was not compelled to aid them. And yet still, she found herself unable to abandon them in their time of need. So she thought of her knight, pondering what he would do in her place... A silly thought. She knew exactly what he would do.

Falling their mutual demise at each other's hands, Kyoko and Sayaka wake up in a strange world. Now, with Kyoko's soul gem missing and Sayaka's humanity and personality only partially restored, they must band together to survive.

An eight year-old Harry Potter comes across Acquila Black, a girl at his school, only to realise that he shares a strange connection with her. Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and reunites with his daughter and godson, together leading the fight against the Darkest wizard of all times Part I of Black Bond (Chapters 1-20 under revision) (Thanks to Nerdman3000 for the cover image)

The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.

Lelouch thought his life over as the sword stabbed him. Instead, he woke up in a different world without his people, his power, and his money. Turning to the magic of this world to achieve his goals, Lelouch begins a crusade when the people he left behind are threatened. Even if it meant dying over and over again to achieve his goals.

Something led her to save Kyouko from the grasp of Oktavia, a feeling that Homura can't name, yet seems so familiar to her. She wants to remember, but only Kyouko's help can guide her to the truth.

A boy she loves more than any other hands her a bento, and she cries, now sharing a whole new world with him. Armed with knowledge of a future too dreadful for her to imagine, Kayo Hinazuki is transported back to a pivotal moment of her life, now capable of reclaiming the life of the first person she's ever called friend. [AU anime ending]

Lelouch had been quite happy with his life. Sure they were living in obscurity, but he and Nunnally were safe. All of that changes however, when his identity is revealed and Lelouch is forced back into the fold of the Imperial family.

Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

There are many ways Louise and Saito can meet, so here's a twist to it. RxR what you think.

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

Harry takes inspiration from a manga called Fairy Tail, as well as the great creation we call "The Internet". What follows is a different path taken. A path of strife, rebellion, and above all, power. Welcome to the New Age. Timeline moved to the 2010s. Eventual X-over with Devil May Cry 3, Stargate: SG-1, Smallville, Dresden Files and Ranma.

The Girl-Who-Lived won; Magical Britain never recovered. As their world grows closer to another war, the surviving DA members concoct an elaborate plan that will see Iris Potter back in time to guide her younger self and prevent the war from ever happening. Fate however has other plans. GWL BWL, dark!Harry, timetravel, canon magic.

"You should think of this as an opportunity to learn about a completely different method of applied thaumaturgy," Zelretch explained. He then sighed and lamented, "For shame, to be cursed with such an ungrateful apprentice..."

Louise Valliere has always been known as a failure. Attending Tristanian Academy of Magic, she has failed in mastering even the simplest spells which always resulted in it exploding in her face. Then comes the day to summon a familiar and what did she get? What she and everyone else called a commoner. But Louise will soon learn there's more to her new familiar than meets the eye.

In which Harry understands Victorian flower language at age 11. Events grow gradually further and further from the original. Features CharacterDevelopment!Crabbe and Goyle, and many other not-quite-expected variations. This story has reached its conclusion; enjoy. Watch out for the April Fools' chapter.

The Sith are defeated, and balance is restored to the Force. The New Republic reigns over the free subjects of the Empire. Elsewhere, however, Halkeginia is on the verge of war. As conflict sparks beyond the walls of the academy, Louise summons a rather powerful man. He has been sent by the Force, and he shall fulfill his destiny in this world that somehow holds remnants of his.

An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.

[One-Shot] x [One-Shot] Shirou Emiya - an ordinary boy who wants to be a hero. And to be a hero, one needs to be strong enough to save the people in need. However, when you are literally strong enough to win every battle with one punch, you notice that it's not quite as grand as it sounds... Now with additional Servant Puncher version! [FSN x One Punch-Man Crossover]

I just want to add One Punch Man to Madoka Magica and make a story about Madoka being cute and awesome. Mostly awesome. I own none of this. [UPDATE] If you all want a sequel, I'll do it if there is a lot of reviews and comments on what you think of this story.

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

She was a failure with one last chance to prove herself worthy of the title 'Noble'. He was just happy to finally have his head on straight and his life back in order. Neither was prepared for what came next. (AU, Rated M for Language, Violence, and occasional Sexual Themes)

What if Hecate had met Yuji first? The world flows down a similar pattern to one already known, but how different will this new path of possibilities be? Follow the story of a girl who learns that she is not just a Priestess, and learns to find her place in the world as a Mystes uncovers his own hidden potential. Currently on Season 2 (Coverart by Qiana King)

When Hisao's attempt to first enter the gates of Yamaku is interrupted by a rather uncouth newcomer, hilarity ensues in the form of puns, prop gags, and overacting. Overlaps with the Hisao/Lilly route. And yes, there will be feels. All the feels. Rated M for Manly, as well as mature themes. New cover image by Remvis!

Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

After the fall of Voldemort, Harry makes a dumb career choice and Ron tags along. Hermione, sensibly, doesn't. Seven years later, a very different trio are drawn into an international web of intrigue by a little girl and an old relic. Lesson to be learned: stay in school, kids. Post-DH; Slightly AU. Rated M for language and violence. Not slash.

The springtime familiar summoning ritual knows exactly what familiar a mage need. But rituals are tricky things, they don't really bother evaluating the familiar itself, even though it really really should have in this case. Louise gets a mirror. An innocent looking mirror, a little fancy, but nothing special. She thinks.

Louise during the summoning festival summons not an average japanese boy...but a woman who personifies a japanese warship! What does this stranger entail for the future of Louise's world?

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives you the powers of a game character, you become the best character you can possibly be. Harry Potter wasn't just a Wizard. No, he was much more than that. With his powers, he'll become the strongest and kick the Dark Tosser's ass while doing so. Watch out world, Harry Potter is a new man and he's not to be messed with.

Seven years after the fall of Voldemort Harry doesn't know what to do with his life. His love life, and everything else, is an absolute mess. Everyone around him seems to be moving ahead with their lives but he isn't moving. Eventually he finds someone to remind him of things he has forgotten and things he treasures. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

Sometimes to be the hero, you have to play the villain. Kyoko attempts to save Sayaka by becoming the evil she's desperately looking for to fight against. Rated T for language and some violence.

Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.

Over a decade after graduation, Hachiman meets a certain master fencer once more. But are they still a loner and a chuuni? A short story from Hachiman's PoV. Not Yaoi. Disclaimer: I do not own Oregairu. The original light novel is written by Watari Wataru.

The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.

In the end, defying inertia, she was never able to confess to him. The heart attack, the collapse, the subsequent hospitalization, it all foreshadowed a lonely, dismal, and tragically short future. Iwanako transferred to Yamaku Academy, leaving the ruins of her old dreams behind. (This is a Single Point of Departure Divergence fic starring Iwanako.)

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

the contract has expired

Louise Valliere wanted a familiar that would impress everyone. What she got was a crazy young man obsessed with something called science, and unfortunately for her this is no ordinary science, this is Mad Science! He might be just the help she needs to master her explosive magic, but he also might be just a little bit evil. Rated T for graphic violence and German swearing.

An eleven year old Harry Potter, friendless and dead to wizarding Britain, continues to desperately throw his own in with one of Voldemort's many soul fragments. The scent of war and revolution on the wind only grows stronger. Sequel to Tozette's "Hit the Ground Running"

Yuno Gasai is at the brink of despair again. But this time, a magical creature comes to entice her with the possibility of making a wish. It only requires making a contract. This takes place after the endings of both Future Diary and Puella Magi so there will be some spoilers.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

What Louise wanted was a dragon, the greatest and strongest of all familiars. What she got was not quite what she expected, but exactly what she wanted.

Harry and Luna are in a new relationship, but have to deal with the machinations of High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge. A tale of romance, unfair detentions, media relations, and charms. Sequel to "Protection from Nargles". HPLL, RWLB. In progress... and now finally updated (Dec. 2014)

Nearly two and a half years had passed since Kreacher had woken up to find Harry Potter asleep on his kitchen floor, and Grimmauld Place had changed dramatically since then. Sequel to "Innocent".

The universe is governed by the Law of the Cycle. Mami Tomoe, once the sole defender of Mikatihara, chances across the young girl Nagisa Momoe during one of her hunts. She saves her life and takes her in as her protogé, only to find Nagisa has saved her life in a way she couldn't have fathomed. (Alternate timeline to Rebellion. Fluff and serious together, non-romantic.)

Rin's first encounter with the rest of the girls, Kenji, Akira and Hisao. From her internal point of view.

The Universe is fading, and only an extinct race of mages may be able to save it. As Saito and Company try to unravel the mystery of why the stars are fading out and the fabric of space time is unraveling, they must also adapt to a world of advanced technology and faster than light space travel, to uncover a centuries old atrocity that humanity would rather forget. Book 2 of 3.

Madoka learns about alcoholism and the importance of stranger danger in this all-around parody of everybody's favorite magical girl anime.

After the series ends, where exactly Kumagawa go? Dimension-hopping, of course! How? That'll come later. First, Kumagawa needs to figure out what to do when he wakes up near a certain sadistic ice lady and her group...

Things are looking bad for the Death Eaters when Hermione immerses herself in dark forces which mankind was never meant to know—like compound interest and quarterly tax returns. Mainly Goblet of Fire. One-shot.

Vernon Dursley is an ambitious man. And when he finds a freak at his front door, he opts to see it not as a burden, but as an opportunity. An opportunity that shall provide him with rich rewards in due time.

Oh boy, yet another "Louise summons X" story. This time, the pinkette summons a rather interesting girl. This should be fun.

Fastforward four years from "Ease". Or, four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Seamus Finnegan and Daphne Greengrass holiday in Dublin. They visit the Hugh Lane Gallery in a fic featuring more fluff than a Pomeranian and more literary references than plot. Then again, as James Joyce has shown us, plot is overrated, right? Gratuitous use of Harry Clarke's stain-glass windows.

They say a familiar is summoned to help a mage in the way they need most. Well, Louise needed help with her constantly failing magic and her familiar certainly fulfills that role.

A retelling of Hanako's arc, from her own point of view. An insight into Hanako's mind and heart, and a new look into the life of a unique and extraordinary soul...

Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.

Third Volume of Halkegenia Online, Takes place following conclusion of 2.0. Preparations for war have begun in earnest, as Tristain and her Allies make ready in body and spirit and Albion threatens in the skies. On the White Isle, the Dragon Knights prepare, a Thief arrives, and a Born Huntress stalks her prey. Interlude Volume. Warning OC heavy. Main plot will return in V4.

My explorations in the world of Halkeginia; mostly inspired by discussions on the Spacebattles Creative Writing forums. Dragon Summoning moved to its own story.

After failing the summoning ritual, Louise Francois is sent home dreading what the future holds for her. It seems grim, until she encounters mysterious looking men with abilities unlike anything she has ever seen.

He was no longer the Knife of Dunwall. The constant spilling of innocent blood had taken its toll on him and he would have no more of it. A small girl summoned him and gave him a chance to become a new man, a chance to do some good for once in his life as her protector. It was as good of a choice as any for one such as him.

Louise learns that sometimes, smiling and nodding along is the best course of action. Louise may be a noble, but Yuno is a god.

Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.

"If I 'ave to 'ear another 'yodel-ley-'e-who ' I'm going to sack you, strip you o' all your money an' titles, sic three rabid and hungry tigers zon you, and zen t'row your mangled remains off a cliff to be eaten by sharks, and zen I'll blow up the v'ole ocean. Just to 'ake sure you von't come back to life and vhisper zhat obnoxious vord zin my ear. Do not 'ush me."

A series of crossovers, all featuring Harry Potter in some way, shape, or form. Various genres including romance, adventure, drama, and so on. Sixteenth Story; Harry Potter/Ranma 1/2

When a former French Emperor is summoned by a pink-haired girl, the history of Helgekinia is forever changed.

She was a very disturbed child. Terrible, debilitating nightmares. Hallucinations. Hysteria. She never had a chance at a normal life. But now at least Louise has a chance to summon a beautiful and powerful familiar at the Springtime Summoning Ritual. And somewhere else, a seven year old girl cries for release. Contains scenes of a disturbingly moe/disturbing nature

Post-episode 12. After Madoka's disappearance, Homura Akemi fights on, honoring Madoka's wish to protect the world - but she cannot endure forever.

Louise the Zero. A failure even at summoning a familiar. But now she has a second chance, access to power beyond the Void. Soon a new day shall dawn on Halkeginia, its light green and terrible and beautiful. They don't know what's going to hit them. Book I in the Verdigris and Flame Sequence.

Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.

In which Alastor and his counterpart mused about their respective contractors and the love between them.

HalO part two. Asuna and Kirito have been Reunited and Prince Wales still draws breath as war with Albion Looms on the horizon. Meanwhile Louise Valliere continues her search for the lost Pixies of Tarbes Garden only to be met with set backs and complications. They will all soon discover that they have more to fear than just Albion, and that there are worse monsters than Zombies.

Gabrielle Delacour makes a spontaneous decision that changes her entire life. Unfortunately, the consequences are permanent. - Set during and after fourth year

It has been said that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions and the road back a difficult, slippery slope. Now Anakin has to face himself and his choices, avoid the suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly as it did before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again. Time Travel

Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.

Crossover between Medaka Box and the Familiar of Zero, with Louise summoning Kumagawa, the greatest and the worst Minus.

Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED

When enmity between two civilizations causes Harry to save a young girl's life, a bond forms. When a dangerous task causes Harry to save another girl, another bond forms. These bonds put him on a path that could change the world. Harry/Fleur/Gabrielle

A young wizard detective finds himself on a new case. At first it seems like a basic missing person case, but those usually don't involve traveling to another dimension. Oh and there are magic using nobles that hate every fiber in your body for being a magic using commoner. Welcome to Tristain Mr. Evenguard. Enjoy your stay.

One-shot. Ollivander searches for a way out while locked in the Malfoys' cellar and finds and opportunity in an unlikely source.

Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.

PreDH,PostHBP AU. HG HrR GabrielleD. Various POV. Read and review. Unicorns love her, Abraxans love her, squirrels love her. But does George? Gabrielle is dragged off on another adventure by the Goblet of Fire - the worst summer holiday ever! In Albania! And then Harry and company show up. Can it get worse?

A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

Eris lives for the sake of living. Her past isn't really that dramatic and she doesn't have a strong sense of justice. Obviously, Louise has the bad luck of summoning a girl like Eris when she could have had a guy with a noble heart. If only that Saito whatever guy wasn't looking at the leaflet so intensely. Contains shoujo-ai. I don't own anything except the OC.

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

Kirigaya Kazuto, Kirito, Beater of SAO, and now a Spriggan in ALfheim online, is fighting to save the love of his life from a fate worse than death. Louise De La Valliere, third daughter of the Valliere family, and student of the Tristain Academy is fighting to prove herself. Two worlds collide as a summon goes wrong and Tristain finds itself with some very confused new residents.

In which the Courier, ruler of Vegas, becomes the familiar of Louise the Zero. Trapped in a world he knows nothing about and bound to a girl with a list of issues longer than his arm, the Courier must adapt to survive. Or perhaps the world will have to adapt to him. Either way, the chips are down now. Halkeginia will never be the same. WildCard!Courier

There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.

Harry Potter is presumed dead after vanishing from the orphanage where the Dursleys dumped him on his 8th birthday.Voldemort is resurrected in what should have been Harry's first year using the Sorceror's Stone. Now after five years when the Ministry of Magic is holding the Triwizard Tournament to showcase its stability to the people, a dead savior is revealed to be alive.

Louise and Saito are gradually pulled into a conflict beyond their imaginations. Soon they are fighting to save not only their two worlds, but all of existence itself. Book 1 of 3.

– a house is not a home. Hades/Hestia, AU, Victory of the Titans. For GaleSynch.

COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)

Louise gets bodily reverse-summoned into Sword Art Online, just as Kayaba's Forced Teleportation gathers all 10,000 players for his announcement. The Death Game is on.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, the Greengrass sisters mourn their losses. Implied Daphne/Seamus; a companion piece to "Ease" (and, by extension, "Resistance" and "Like Bambrack, or an Inauspicious Meet").

It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.

More than fifteen years have passed since Harry Potter was forced to abandon his career in law enforcement. Now a serial killer takes lives in a random pattern, baffling the Aurors, until one of Harry's close friends is targetted, forcing him out of exile. But soon a connection between some of the victims surfaces, and the Musician's hidden agenda may prove Harry's undoing.

James sacrificed himself to save his wife and son. Sirius took them into hiding and trained Harry the Marauders way. Neville became the BWL. That doesn't mean that he's the Chosen One. This is a AU story. Harry/Ginny MA Rating

Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

In Valhalla, it is considered good maners to watch the Goddess release a Puella Magi, but everyone watches as she brings the oldest of the Magical Girls, Akemi Homura, home.

"Make a Contract with me, Reader, and you'll become a Magical Fanfiction Reader. You will have to fight Witches, and probably dubious grammar and lame humor as well. But it will be worth it! At least for me..."

Do you have any idea, any idea what this fic is about ? Basically, kind of a big deal. Grass grows, birds fly, brother, I write FanFic. If you were from where I was from, you should have done this long ago. But seriously, just read the fic. It's about Louise summoning a character from TF2 each chapter.

I should mark down the date, she mused. Perhaps it was a "Give Daphne Flowers Week" that I was not aware of.

Accelerator died and went to hell... or not! Slight F/SN reference/crossover

Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.

Harry becomes the Divination teacher in the 1940s and takes Tom on a field trip. This is crack. Nuff said.

Because keeping the universe safe from the wrath of Haruhi is a valuable service. Humorous one-shot.

Resistance is futile.

Harry has a little "accident" with a easily-swallowed Time-Turner. Yes, an "accident". Ultra crack.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

The Second War is over, Voldemort aka Phil is dead, and the wizarding world is in shambles. What are Harry and his friends to do? Blog about it, of course! Sequel to The Hogwarts Blog. Again, moderately AU.

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.

Kyon suggests that Nagato try her hand at writing and gets far more than he bargained for. *fun little one-shot, hope ya like*

He was greeted by the sight of Lily getting up from the floor. At her feet was her dead son. "Severus, what have you done?" Lily asked. Suddenly, Snape felt very, very tired. He would never be forgiven for what he had done, but maybe he could make her see that all that he did was because he loved her and could not live without her.

During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.

Time travelling, in Harry's opinion, was a lot like being pushed down the stairs in a towel; painful, unexpected and you inevitably end up naked in the end

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

Flung from a world torn by never ending wars, Harry Potter seeks to find a way back. Through the Gap of Worlds, his past seeks to find him. Now, he must defeat the forces assembled, else risk the fate of not only his world, but of all. AU within AU.

Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.

Ron hates a lot of things in life. His blonde secret isn't one of them.

Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.

Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.

A boy was born, but only to die. The next day, he awoke to find himself as a babe once again, at the start of what would become a regular event. Dimension Travel upon birth story. Some Twilight-bashing involved.

Sequel to Yet Another Universe. Harry is Pulled to another Universe where almost everything is changed. Can he adapt quickly enough to survive? Will he finally find a place to call home? Warnings posted in Author notes chapter 1

Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.

Companion piece to "Like Bambrack, or an Inauspicious Meet" and "Resistance". Daphne and Seamus meet and talk following the Battle of Hogwarts.

While on another rescue mission, Seamus encounters Daphne Greengrass under more pleasant circumstances and finds his preconceptions a little challenged. Contemplation follows. A companion piece to "Like Bambrack, or an Inauspicious Meet".

Caught after rescuing a second-year Hufflepuff from the dungeons, Seamus is sent to a Defence Against the Dark Arts class. Amidst the pain of the Cruciatus Curse and especially in the quiet moments after, he meets Daphne Greengrass.

"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Sequel to Taking Control. Harry starts taking the fight to the Death Eaters as the Order members are forced to make some very difficult decisions. Will Dumbledore see the benefit of working with Harry or continue to try to keep him out of the war?

Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

BEING REWRITTEN! Not quite sure why nobody's done this one yet... Louise summons Harry Potter, the Master of Death... the millennia-old, some what looney Master of Death. Harry, meet Halkeginia. Sh!t, meet Fan. Godlike!Harry Harry/Harem

Victoire tries to convince Harry that meeting her parents won't be all that bad. Rated M for implied sexual situations. Harry/Victoire/Fleur. It's mainly Harry/Victoire though. It seems a little rushed, even to me. Sorry.

Dumbledore and Grindelwald combined forces and carved out an empire for "the greater good". Now, Harry must enter this confusing world and decide for himself what the Greater Good truly is. AU. Grey!Harry.

The Spring-Time Familiar Summoning Ritual summons the being most suitable for the mage. A soul of fire summons forth a soul of fire. The right spark can cause anything to burn. Fate/Zero Rider

AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO

Imagine if James, Lily, and Sirius happened upon Marvin the Paranoid Android. Imagine the chaos that would happen if he was unleashed on the Death Eaters. Just a little something I threw together after thinking how funny this would be.

It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!

One little change changes everything. Harry/Daphne, Harry/Victoire Daphne/Victoire implied. Slight AU. Rate M for language but it's infrequent.

A creature has been summoned to the small nation of Tristan. Bound in service to a young mage, stranded in a world he doesn't know, and loving every second of it. Will he be able to help his pupils face what challenges they must overcome?

Book 2. As the Second War begins, Voldemort becomes obsessed with harnessing the realm of Old Magic to his own ends. Meanwhile, Harry has to contend with the Ministry, ancient foes and the machinations of a world he barely understands.

Second in the Lion's Trilogy. After Ron's death, Harry and company face their sixth year at Hogwarts. Trained by Dumbledore, will they unlock the secret in how to defeat Voldemort? Rated m for content.

Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Harry is found guilty for underage magic and has his wand snapped. With help, he tells them to go sod off. I got the idea from another fanfic, but cannot remember the name of it. So, sorry i cannot leave praise for that story. Please R&R

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.

Random Harry Potter ideas that I haven't found a place for yet. But maybe, you can. Enjoy!

First in the Lion's Trilogy. Daphne likes Harry, and decides she wants to get to know him. Harry is receptive to her advances. Little do they know of how their blossoming relationship will change the course of fate.

Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?

Sequel to Altered Destinies: Harry returns to his original time to find the wizarding world changed due to his actions in the past. Not only does his family and friends await, but so does a new prophecy. Reading AD first is required to understand!

In the midst of his sixth year, Harry rescues Daphne Greengrass from an unpleasant fate. While innocent affection grows, a shadow has been cast into the Chosen One's life that might herald him down a darker path. A path his own actions may yet create.

Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.

Rose Potter, Harry's sister is thought to be the chosen one. Ignored and forgotten, Harry runs away and is found in the forest by Voldemort. Raised as the secret heir of the Dark Lord, Harry will do anything to put the Dark Lord in power. EvilHarry Slaves

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

Fate was sealed that night. I was to live and fight, to breathe and conquer. The night I died and lived England celebrated the end of the nightmare that had yet to begin and praised the baby they would later fear and hate. I am Harry Potter. I am legend.

Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.

Post HBP. Harry somehow accomplished is destiny, but died. Landing in an other world, where he is 6, have siblings & parents, a world that knows nothing of the horrors of war, he tries to make a difference, but which one?

Gabrielle is going to fit into the Weasley family well.

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.

Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?

AU Voldemort is defeated, and all's well in the Wizarding World. Why has Harry abandoned it?

Bill and Fleur. 75 prompts. For the Aboard the Love Boat Challenge.

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash

Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.

One shots exploring the lighter side of Code Geass. Chapter Four: After doujins, Lelouch's rebellion is undone by Pizza.

Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?

It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.

Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr

Every Friday night Oz would teach Alice the subjects of life. But alice didn't always understand every book. AlicexOz, Oneshot, no-lemon.

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department

Sequel to The Secret Diary of Fleur Delacour. So you should read that first. Set in Harry's fifth year, and more or less AU. Find out how Fleur gets to Hogwarts for her last school year, and how Harry's and her fight against Voldemort goes on. Re-posted f

AU!Harry's brother John is the BWL, but in a desperate attempt to save John's magic, they undergo a magical transfer and Harry is left practically a squib. And what will happen when Harry as a squib is accepted at Hogwarts? HARRY!DARK!POWERFUL! NO SLASH!

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU

Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.

Time Travel. Harry dies in the Battle of Hogwarts, to wake up in the 1970's: His Parent's Hogwarts Year. Armed with memories of the future he will do all he can to stop Voldemort. That is his goal, and this is his chance. His last chance. HarryNarcissa

He was abandoned by those he loved, ruined by corruption, and lost in what had become his life. But Hope is a strange thing. Harry's been hiding something and when it is revealed the world will quake in the pain of change. HP/FD/GD, post 5th year,non-Cano

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

There had always been two. There had always been two young girls he had saved. There had always been two little sisters. There had always been two loves. There had always been two. Harry knew that now. HP/GD

Harry, Gabrielle, and their family find themselves figuring out what it really means to be a Weasley, dealing with a newfound relationship, and letting their children go. Oneshot. HPGD. Sequel to Two, don't need to have read it to read this.

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

After the war Harry vanished with a small girl for 7 years. Now a new dark force and a terrifying tournament draw the Boy-Who-Lived out of his exile to stand, once more, as a hero. Can he and his adopted daughter, Lily, prevent another war?

When a time-traveller alien esper slider shows up in a blue box, Kyon has the worst day ever trying to keep the universe from blowing up. Everybody else seems to have a pretty good time, though.

Oneshot, crack. An extradimensional meeting of supernatural beings is crashed by none other than Harry Potter.

Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.

AU. Harry and Ginny struggle to survive Ginny's first year at Hogwart's. Forces fight to pull them apart, but they will not be defeated so easily. What darkness fills Slytherin's Secret? Sequel to Philosopher's Stone.

sequel to History Repeats After Kyon witness the frightful encounter of Haruhi meeting his mother, he learns some useful tips from his father.

One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.

AU. Harry is two years older than canon and raised by Remus. Neville is BWL. Story of Harry's search for knowledge to cure his mother. Snarky characters, witty humor, Quidditch, deeply developed OCs. Harry/Fleur.

ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]

At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

AU: Voldemort never finds out Lily is pregnant so is unable to mark Harry as his equal. However complications with his birth leave Harry anything but normal.

An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.

Fornicate with the universe.

What if the war was over, but the only ones left were Ginny and a paralyzed friend? When Ginny finds a ritual that will send her back to an earlier point in the timeline, how will she change things to come out for the better? HP/GW

PreDH,PostHBP AU. HG HrR Gabrielle Various POV. Read and review. Gabrielle hopes to prove, contrary to doubts, that there is a reason Harry saved her and that she is a proper witch. The tale is set against the backdrop of Fleur's perfect wedding. Gabrielle finds pets, talent, a wand, and a love. All of which ignores the insane witch, werewolf, and leather shop. Also, the kettle.

AU. When Unspeakables Harry and Ginny Potter stumble upon a mysterious antique device, they are transported to an alternate world very different from their own.

After being soundly defeated at The Battle of Hogwarts, Lord Voldemort is given a second chance at life. However, is everything as it appears? DH spoilers. AU.

One-Shot - The curse scar connection flows both ways. What impact could it have on Voldemort? A silly little story from a plot bunny for my daughter. Or it could be a warning.

The war's not over. Voldemort created one last Horcrux and sent it back in time, and Harry, Ron and Hermione have to travel back to destroy it and prevent that timeline's Voldemort from rising once and for all, all while doing some good old fashioned meddling along the way. HP/OFC, RW/HG, RL/NT.

AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.

During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG

Dumbledore's putting on a play about the Hogwarts Founders. What else is it but another excuse to mess with his students and play matchmaker? Mayhem ensues. Draco is slutty. Harry and Ginny are fighting. Ron tries to be someone he's not. Dumbledore's artistic vision proves disturbing. The students get mad, but the parents get madder! Lots of sex & language. Oh, and nude wrestling

It's the summer before Harry's 6th year, and Harry is wracked with grief. But what happens when Harry makes a vow to himself to take control of his life? Harry's life takes a sharp turn when he gets an unexpected visitor one night. HPGW Independent!Harry

One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.

Harry, bored one night and hyped by his favorite TV show, decided to cast a new spell he just found. You'd think he'd read the directions first. Dimension hopping, not quite badass Harry.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.

Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.

Harry is horribly treated while living with his relatives. One day he has to much and he runs away only to be picked up by an old man. Name: Albus Dumbledore. He takes Harry to live with the Weasleys where he meets Ginny. First in a series.

Sequel to WS. Sirius escapes, Peter is revealed, and Dumbledore's plotting grows by the day. Things are coming to a head, but Harry must hurry, for Voldemort has discovered an alternate route to regain his body, greater and more terrible than ever before.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!

Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!

What does Nagato do when not in the Clubroom? Series of oneshots, mostly dealing with her Computer club activities.

Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!

Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne

Kyon x Yuki. Kyon finds that Yuki is slowly getting more human feelings due to the emotion of love affecting her. He must find out what to do while putting up with SOS activities, such as a movie outing and a sleep over at Nagato's apartment.

AU. Someone stopped Harry from being left with the Dursleys and saved Sirius from spending 12 years in Azkaban. Now it's time for Harry to take his place in the world and he's ready for it, with a little help from a certain red head penpal.

A.U. Harry travels back in time to change the course of history. Something goes wrong and he ends up farther back than he intended. HarryDaphne. Will be Dark Harry later on. Manipulative Dumbledore. Ron and Hermione bashing. All chapters now re-written.

Rummaging through boxes in their new home, Haruhi and Kyon come across their old North High school uniforms and get themselves into a rather... heated situation. And in front of their kids, no less!

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

With the Dark Empire winning the war, Harry finds a mysterious sword. The Sigil of Power allows Harry to burn time, and Harry returns to relive his life. AU with Neville as BWL and Luna as Rose Potter, Harry's twin sister. HPGW

Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!

Adopted by wolfydies.

Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.

Dumbledore is captured and tortured by Death Eaters. Harry Potter is going to rescue him... Just as soon as he gets around to it.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

Yuki continues to learn how to live in and react to the world around her, with the help of Kyon. Kyon/Yuki.

Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!

Kyon is a witness to the most frightening event to take place. Haruhi talks to his mother.

PART II: Harry Potter thought that he had found a way home but something went wrong. Now he finds himself trapped in another dimension, in which someone else was cursed with the famous scar, and Tom Riddle never became the Dark Lord.

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.

Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.

DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald

AU, OOC, no spoilers, but hopefully hilarious. Join Harry, Ron, Malfoy and Snape on an...interesting journey of enlightenment as they discuss the all important question: does size matter?

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Sequel to A World of Difference Harry's going back for his second year at Hogwarts... the Chamber of Secrets is opened, and a further look into Dumbledore's increasing ambitions... ManipulativeDumbledore! IndependentHarry!

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.

Harry Potter at the age of 5 runs away from Privet Drive, and in a fit of accidental magic ends up in a different dimension. Returning home, what's he gonna do? Manipulative Dumbledore, Slytherin Harry. Rated M to be safe. Crossover with FFVIII.

If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.

PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer

Full title: How the Brazilian Boa Constrictor Did Not Help Harry Potter Defeat Voldemort. A crackfic in which Hermione's given Harry an idea about defeating Voldemort but the boa constrictor, an essential part of the plan, has other ideas.

Kyon tries to help Yuki become more human, and gets more than he bargained for. Kyon x Yuki :: FINISHED! :: See author profile for lemon side story...

Just another Hermione Snape love story

He knew something would go wrong. She knew something would go right. What will happen when these fates collide and create something forbidden? HPGD

Professor Potter has an unusual DADA assistant. Sequel to 'The Waiting Room'. AU. Crack!fic. WIP. ON HOLD.

Oneshot. Harry and Voldemort both mysteriously find themselves in what appears to be a doctor’s waiting room. AU, kinda follows canon until end of 5th book. Crack!fic. Complete.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.

Harry Potter was enjoying Bill Weasley's prewedding party until young Gabrielle Delacour completely ruined his night. Now, Harry Potter must flee from an enraged Bill, a lovestruck Gabrielle and a horde of wellmeaning and misinterpreted Veela.

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG

AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.

ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.

Harry lives the same day over and over again.

In an alternate universe where Harry was sorted into Slytherin, the fourth Champion of the TriWizard Tournament competes in the second task in classic, understated, Slytherin style. Winner of the Pottersplace3 september challenge.

Summer after fifth year. Voldemort kidnaps Harry and they agree to fulfill the prophecy once and for all. What starts as a simple duel to the death gets complicated real quick.

PostOotP. Harry escapes Private Drive and goes out to learn about the world and magic on his own. Hunted by all sides of the war, he must rely on his newfound wit and cunning to survive. Independent!Harry.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

WiP. Harry decided to travel back in time to 1980. Not because they lost the war, not to save someone, not even for revenge. He does it because he is bored and thinks things should be done better. This is a differnt kind of Time Travel story. Immortal Har

Oneshot: Luna orders a pair of XRay glasses from the back of a non magical magazine.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'

COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.

After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...

COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.

This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.

COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.

What if Hermione Granger wasn't Nice at all? This is the POV of a NotNice Hermione on the events of the first five books.

AU: Sirius breaks out of Azkaban eight years early, and rescues Harry from the Dursleys. Eleven years later, Ginny is accidentally kidnapped....by Harry? HG

The much awaited Lessons for Life sequel. Chloe Potter goes to Hogwarts.

Completed - Harry finally understand the Power the dark lord knows not but now it is too late to use. Taking one final chance to succeed, Harry risks everything to secure a future. HarryGinny RonHermione

A Harry Potter/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy crossover. Severus Snape makes a new friend. And no, it's not Marvin.

Aged sixteen and three-quarters", but the computer doesn' print it.) The events of GoF as seen through the eyes of the Beauxbatons champion, going to be more and more AU towards the end. NOW COMPLETED!

Fleur Delacour and Bill Weasley were having ice cream at Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlour when an incident with a hag buying gingerbread biscuits caused Fleur to show a side of herself Bill hadn't seen before.

COMPLETED! When Fleur is faced with a tragic loss, she takes it upon herself to see the matter set right, and the danger be damned. BillFleur, with hints of RH. Rated for violent images, sensuality and a little language. Final 2 chaps. uploaded June 8

It's Luna's birthday, and Harry decides to take her to try something she's never experienced before...

The Fellowship sometimes has some trouble getting along

Sequel to The Greatest Scandal in Hogwarts History and The Greatest Shame a Wizard Could Suffer. As a Charms professor Harry returns to Hogwarts, and as usual he ignores a prediction of Trelawney's. Maybe this time he shouldn't...

Sequel to The Greatest Scandal in Hogwarts History. Harry has a squib for a son. As judge of the Triwizard Tournament at Durmstrang he manages to get over the shock, but doesn't know that another blow unprecedented in wizarding history is awaiting him.

Eight years after Hogwarts, Harry recieves a letter from Dudley. What does he want? A bit of something for everyone! Now completed! *update* Changes have been made till chapter 21. Enjoy the new scenes!

Two very different yet startlingly alike people are on a mission for the Light Side. The elegant French princess and the fearless English adventurer meet, and sparks fly. BillFleur fic DONE!

Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...

Ginny is pregnant. The father? Harry. How will they deal with the situation and with the terrible scandal that ensues? What will their relatives, friends and teachers say? And how will Voldemort react? Find out!