Bonjour!

If you're reading this, I hope you have a wonderful day!

A little bit about me: I enjoy writing, but I lack the patience to craft a lengthy, decent story. Therefore, I intend to try my hand at writing one shots, or as I prefer to call them, sketches. I like reading, swimming, the Romance languages, tattoos, and ice cream. I identify with Ringers, Whovians, and Sherlockians. (I encourage you to watch The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Doctor Who, and Sherlock. They will rip your heart out and drown you in feels, especially if you frequent Tumblr, but the pain is worth it, I promise.)

That's about it really. I'm essentially an average, American college student. c:

¡Pura Vida!

Some of my favorite quotations:

Turn your face away from the garish light of day. Turn your thoughts away from cold, unfeeling light, and listen to the music of the night. --The Phantom

Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic. --Tweedledee

Well, it does take intelligence to be stupid. --Sergeant Carter

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. --Henry Kissinger

Chief: I'm not trying to suggest that you aren't telling the truth, Max, but isn't it just conceivable that this whole affair was a bad dream?
Max: Absolutely not, Chief! I tell you, I saw two invisible men! ...That is, I didn't see two invisible men... What I mean to say is that I saw two men in my apartment who weren't there.